Sunday, November 25, 2018

Sunday Funnies















44 comments:

cowardly king obama said...

Nice.

Especially like the one that "raked" the TDS liberals over the coals.

And I saw that something like 17 of the last 21 major wildfires in Northern California were caused by electrical equipment (like sparking by power poles)... you would think they would have learned and hardened those areas by "raking".

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/14/business/energy-environment/california-fire-utilities.html

Anonymous said...

Educating the Left is a daily event.

anonymous said...

you would think they would have learned and hardened those areas by "raking".


You obviously have never been to Ca....areas under power lines are cleared except for grass All those hills in the LA area have fire breaks in them....unfortunately, building in those areas invites disaster http://homesoftherich.net/2017/10/newly-built-mediterranean-style-home-in-chino-hills-california/

Sure would like to know where you got that something like 17 of the last 21 were caused by the grid....

cowardly king obama said...

lo iq commie said "Sure would like to know where you got that something like 17 of the last 21 were caused by the grid.... "

Guess I should have said AT LEAST 17 of 21 as stated in the provided link.

You obviously don't know anything about what you post about or how to follow the provided link which is my source for what you say you would like to know.

Unlike you I'm very familiar with California and for your information Chino Hills is in Southern California.


Can't fix lo iq, guess he will follow-up with 10 or 15 posts about projections about assholes or rectum breath or his old white ass.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Devastating

Alan Dershowitz, a frequent defender of President Donald Trump, said special counsel Robert Mueller’s report will be “devastating” for the president.

The Harvard Law professor emeritus told ABC News Chief Anchor George Stephanopoulos that he believes the president will have to navigate the political impact of a potentially damning final report from the special counsel.


“I think the report is going to be devastating to the president and I know that the president's team is already working on a response to the report,” Dershowitz said on "This Week" Sunday.

Dershowitz added that he believes the report, although it will have a strong political impact, is unlikely to result in criminal charges.

“When I say devastating, I mean it's going to paint a picture that's going to be politically very devastating. I still don't think it's going to make a criminal case,” Dershowitz said.

anonymous said...

I should have said AT LEAST 17 of 21 as stated in the provided link.

That's what any non moronic asshole would do....but were too lazy....LOL idiot,,, and you left out another part.....In northern California.....cherry picking....Yep, chino hills is in southern Ca....which is what I was talking about and you ignored..Doubtful that you know anything about Ca and the picture I posted is why there is sooooo much devastation when shit burns in So Ca.....abuting houses up in fire zones is like building on barrier islands in hurricane zones...you are going to get fucked....So sad that you are so mentally deficient and can't keep up...LOLOLOLOL

cowardly king obama said...

lo iq commie said "and you left out another part.....In northern California....."

what I said "something like 17 of the last 21 major wildfires in Northern California" Guess it's your reading comprehension.

cherry picking
Take it up with the New York Times, they reported that, though I think they are right.

Yep, chino hills is in southern Ca....which is what I was talking about and you ignored..
Actually you were responding to my post about Northern California, no mention of Southern California.

you are sooo lo iq I can see it's a wasted effort to correct you. something like talking to a pig, though at least they bring bacon to the table. over and out

anonymous said...

cherry picking
Take it up with the New York Times

Hey asswipe, you were the cherry picker by leaving facts you didn't like out....dayum you are dumber than cramps.....sorry, can't fix stupid as ingrained as you....

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Chino Hills is a city located in the southwestern corner of San Bernardino County, California, United States. The city borders Los Angeles County on its northwest side, Orange County to its south, and Riverside County to its southeast.

I live about 40 miles from Chino Hills Southern California

Anonymous said...

Yawn

Anonymous said...

Paul Bunyon Alky, did you and your OX wife put out the fires.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Touchdown Minnesota

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Contained

scorching 154,000 acres
PUBLISHED 10 HOURS AGO
REUTERS
The Camp Fire that started on Nov. 8 burned nearly 154,000 acres (62,000 hectares), left more than 200 people missing and destroyed nearly 14,000 homes.
To date, 85 people were killed, while hundreds more are considered missing.
An aerial view of Paradise, California off of Clark Road on Nov. 15, 2018. The Camp Fire has burned more than 7,000 structures in Paradise.
Carolyn Cole | Los Angeles Times | Getty Images
An aerial view of Paradise, California off of Clark Road on Nov. 15, 2018. The Camp Fire has burned more than 7,000 structures in Paradise.
The deadly northern California wildfire that destroyed the mountain town of Paradise and killed at least 85 people was 100 percent contained on Sunday, according to state fire officials.

The so-called Camp Fire that started on Nov. 8 burned nearly 154,000 acres (62,000 hectares), left more than 200 people missing and destroyed nearly 14,000 homes, in and around Paradise, California, about 175 miles (280 km) northeast of San Francisco, according to the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection.

Anonymous said...

And?

What did Gov. Herbal Tea sipper learn?

Anonymous said...

"migrants are heard shouting “yes we can” as they rush the entry point."

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Mississippi is getting more interesting. A lot of Republicans are very concerned about the President is going to support a self declared racist. It's like running rrb for office. Politico has interviewed anaymous sources.

Republicans think Cindy Hyde-Smith will ultimately pull out a win in Mississippi's special Senate election on Tuesday. But they say the race has tightened — and after what happened in Alabama last year, they're on edge.

A swirl of controversy surrounding the Republican senator — stirred up by her comment about attending a "public hanging" — has given Democrat Mike Espy momentum in the home stretch, officials from both parties say. Hyde-Smith has never trailed in polling, and Democrats acknowledge she's likely to win, but they argue that her flubs have given Espy a very narrow opening if everything breaks his way.

I didn't think that he was a racist but since he has been President he's made it clear.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The President has handed the Democrats a gift.

His uninformed comments are just stunning.

Federal scientists warned in a new report Friday that changes in the climate will disrupt the economies of every region in the country in the coming years, with costs threatening to reach hundreds of billions of dollars annually by the middle of this century.

The message, echoing decades of sobering conclusions from the world's leading climate scientists, is at odds with President Donald Trump's repeated scoffing at the idea of global warming. And the administration chose to release it on Black Friday, the busiest shopping day and one of the slowest news days of the year.

But despite the timing, the report is bound to energize the new class of progressive Democrats set to take control of the House in January. Many of them, led by incoming Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, are already pushing for an expansive "Green New Deal" as one of the rallying cries the party would take into the 2020 campaign.

Democrats wasted no time in pouncing on the report.

"Rather than hiding the facts, President Trump should heed the message of our nation’s preeminent climate scientists and experts," said New Jersey Rep. Frank Pallone, who is in line to chair the House Energy and Commerce Committee. He added: "The days of denial and inaction in the House are over as House Democrats plan to aggressively address climate change and hold the Administration accountable for its backward policies that only make it worse.”

Rep. Eddie Bernice Johnson of Texas, who is set to take the gavel at the House Science Committee, said it's time to start addressing the causes of the wildfires, devastating storms, coastal flooding and toxic algae blooms that plagued much of the U.S. this year. "That is why I have made climate change one of my top priorities for the Committee going in to the next Congress,” she said in a statement.

The report, which runs more than 1,600 pages, is the latest scientific work to warn that the planet is due to undergo devastating changes in the coming years that will permanently alter the coastlines, worsen droughts and storms and foster the outbreaks of dangerous diseases as temperatures climb. And while the report said quick action to reduce greenhouse gas pollution could dramatically affect the state of the planet by the end of the century, many of the impacts the U.S. will see in the next two decades appear irreversible.

"Because several [greehouse gases], in particular carbon dioxide, reside in the atmosphere for decades or longer, many climate-influenced effects are projected to continue changing through 2050, even if GHG emissions were to stop immediately," said the Fourth National Climate Assessment Vol. II.

"While mitigation and adaptation efforts have expanded substantially in the last four years, they do not yet approach the scale considered necessary to avoid substantial damages to the economy, environment, and human health over the coming decades," the report said.

The government officials who oversaw the report said there had been no political influence over its findings, but they sidestepped questions about whether the White House sought to bury the report by releasing it in the middle of a long holiday weekend.

It's not going away

cowardly king obama said...

lo iq commie said
Hey asswipe, you were the cherry picker by leaving facts you didn't like out....dayum you are dumber than cramps.....sorry, can't fix stupid as ingrained as you....

When the boards lowest iq poster calls you dumb it proves my point. I

Thanks dimwit, and when lo iq posts an article about Chino Hills (which is in Southern California) to try and debunk my posting about Northern California fires and says I am cherry picking.... he's both low iq commie and fucking insane.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

This is not political. I don't care if he was a Democrat or a Republican. He's the worst President ever since I can remember. I remember Eisenhower.

Poignant and sad words from Charles Pierce in Esquire:


"In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and and say, "And we shall overcome." I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that our long national nightmare was over. I saw Jimmy Carter talk about malaise and Ronald Reagan talk about a shining city on a hill. I saw George H.W. Bush deliver the eulogy for the Soviet bloc, and Bill Clinton comfort the survivors of Timothy McVeigh's madness in Oklahoma City. I saw George W. Bush struggle to make sense of it all on September 11, 2001, and I saw Barack Obama sing "Amazing Grace" in the wounded sanctuary of Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston, South Carolina.
These were the presidents of my lifetime. These were not perfect men. They were not perfect presidents, god knows. Not one of them was that. But they approached the job, and they took to the podium, with all the gravitas they could muster as appropriate to the job. They tried, at least, to reach for something in the presidency that was beyond their grasp as ordinary human beings. They were not all ennobled by the attempt, but they tried nonetheless.
And comes now this hopeless, vicious buffoon, and the audience of equally hopeless and vicious buffoons who laughed and cheered when he made sport of a woman whose lasting memory of the trauma she suffered is the laughter of the perpetrators. Now he comes, a man swathed in scandal, with no interest beyond what he can put in his pocket and what he can put over on a universe of suckers, and he does something like this while occupying an office that we gave him, and while endowed with a public trust that he dishonors every day he wakes up in the White House.
The scion of a multigenerational criminal enterprise, the parameters of which we are only now beginning to comprehend. A vessel for all the worst elements of the American condition. And a cheap, soulless bully besides.
Watch him make fun of the woman again. Watch how a republic dies in the empty eyes of an empty man who feels nothing but his own imaginary greatness, and who cannot find in himself the decency simply to shut the fuck up even when it is in his best interest to do so. Presidents don't have to be heroes to be good presidents. They just have to realize that their humanity is our common humanity, and that their political commonwealth is our political commonwealth, too.
Watch him again, behind the seal of the President of the United States. Isn't he a funny man? Isn't what happened to that lady hilarious? Watch the assembled morons cheer. This is the only story now."


Anonymous said...

You are always a political fucktard.

Commonsense said...

Poignant and sad words from Charles Pierce in Esquire:

More like the whine of an elitist dumbass who shows nothing but contempt for is fellow Americans.

Commonsense said...

Federal [astrologers] warned in a new report Friday that changes in the climate will disrupt the economies of every region in the country in the coming years, with costs threatening to reach hundreds of billions of dollars annually by the middle of this century.

FIFY

anonymous said...


Blogger KD said...
You are always a political fucktard.

November 26, 2018 at 3:42 AM

Must suck living in Ks and not being able to sleep....a warning sign of mental disabilities ....LOLOLOL

anonymous said...


Blogger Commonsense said...
Federal [astrologers] warned

Thank goodness you don't have kids.....so they won't have to live with your mass stupidity and lack of foresight.....

Anonymous said...



It's not going away

yeah alky, it actually IS going away...

“President Trump was required by law to release this report, but he is not required to take it seriously – and he surely will not,” Huelskamp said. “To do so would undermine his sensible, deregulatory agenda and restart the war on fossil fuels.”

“Happily, President Trump has on his advisory staff Dr. William Harper [of Princeton University], who knows how flawed these models are and will advise the president to not base a single aspect of U.S. policy upon them,” Lehr said.

“This is the Deep State run amok,” James Taylor, a senior fellow on environment and energy policy at Heartland, said. “The Trump administration needs to root out the embedded leftists who are responsible for this one-sided propaganda report that is even less credible than Al Gore.”

“The left has already politicized the science, and President Trump has every right to populate the executive branch agencies that produced this report with climate realists,” Taylor said.

Lehr and 18 reputable scientists wrote a 54-page critique of the Global Change Research Program’s 2017 report, which was similarly alarmist, according to Heartland.


https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/25/experts-climate-change-assessment-every-conclusion-latest-government-report-false/


warmyl cooling, like 0linsky himself, is just another of the left's cons.

trump was required to release this. he's not required to take it seriously.

good one alky.

Commonsense said...

What't never going away is Alky's stage IV TDS.

anonymous said...

he's not required to take it seriously.

The only thing trump takes seriously is himself...sad his old white ass has about as much empathy for mankind as you do for beaners.....LOL

Commonsense said...

The left has already politicized the science, and President Trump has every right to populate the executive branch agencies that produced this report with climate realists,” Taylor said.

The sooner he replaces those political hacks with real scientists the better.

anonymous said...


The left has already politicized the science,

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! While assholes like you and trump just ignore it said commie.....LOLOLOLOL

anonymous said...

Menstrals source that noted science Journal, Bteitbart who is still dead as cramps brain....LOLOLOL

Experts on Feds' Climate Change Report: ‘Every Conclusion' Is ...
www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/25/experts...

No wonder why he never provides the source.....asshole...!!!

Commonsense said...

I quoted from Rat's post and he did provide a link. Try to follow a thread every once in awhile.

anonymous said...

Yeah cramps....that James Taylor should get back to music, he certainly is no scientist but you knew that and choose to ignore that....

James M. Taylor

Credentials

B.A. from Dartmouth College. [1]
J.D. from Syracuse University College of Law where he was president of the local chapter of the Federalist Society and founder and editor-in-chief of the Federalist Voice. [1]

anonymous said...


I quoted from Rat's post and he did provide a link.

SO FUCKING WHAT......I'm not the least bit interested in your excuse for not providing a cite....nothing new there!!!

Anonymous said...

James M. Taylor

Credentials

B.A. from Dartmouth College. [1]
J.D. from Syracuse University College of Law where he was president of the local chapter of the Federalist Society and founder and editor-in-chief of the Federalist Voice. [1]



you left something out -


Taylor received his bachelor's degree from Dartmouth College where he studied atmospheric science and majored in government. He received his Juris Doctorate from Syracuse University.

https://www.heartland.org/about-us/who-we-are/james-m-taylor

Commonsense said...

More from Rat's link:

This latest climate report is just more of the same – except for even greater exaggeration, worse science, and added interference in the political process by unelected, self-serving bureaucrats,” Tim Huelskamp, president of the Heartland Institute said in statements released by the free-market think tank following the report’s release.

“With a new volume out in December, The Heartland Institute has published 4,000 pages of the Climate Change Reconsidered series by the Nongovernmental International Panel on Climate Change (NIPCC), Huelskamp said. "Those reports cite many hundreds of peer-reviewed scientific papers that show how every conclusion of this latest government report [is] false.”

“This report from the climate alarmist Deep State in our government is even more hysterical than some United Nations reports,” Huelskamp noted. “The idea that global temperatures could rise as much as 12 degrees in the next 80 years is absurd and not a shred of actual data and observation supports that.”


You do know what peer review means right Dennis?

Anonymous said...

Commonsense said...

What't never going away is Alky's stage IV TDS.


it's kind of fun to watch. like mental illness in a slow motion time lapse.

his intellect has cratered to the point where he can't assemble a coherent thought, and copy/pasting has become his sole "contribution" to this blog.



Anonymous said...





More like the whine of an elitist dumbass who shows nothing but contempt for is fellow Americans.


The guy's a sportswriter and game show contestant who doesn't even appear on MSDNC anymore.

maybe the alky can grace us with the musings of charles barkley next time.

Anonymous said...



Blogger Roger Amick said...

Mississippi is getting more interesting. A lot of Republicans are very concerned about the President is going to support a self declared racist.



a "self-declared" racist, alky?

you're a lying piece of shit addicted to psychological projection.



But Hyde-Smith’s worst crime was her use of the term “public hanging.” After a supporter praised her at a rally she said, “If he invited me to a public hanging, I’d be on the front row.” It was clearly an offhand remark with no racial or any other serious meaning. And that’s how everyone present took it. But social justice warrior cum “journalist” Lamar White got a copy, edited the original, and gleefully Tweeted a version he clearly hoped would aid Espy and the Democrats. White claims Hyde-Smith wasn’t kidding, but a more honest take can be found at the New York Times, whose editors had to ask a linguist to decode the expression:

"Paul Reed, a University of Alabama professor who specializes in the sociolinguistic history of Southern and Appalachian English varieties… said that the phrase had indeed once been used as an expression of regard. People would use the idiom to convey that they thought so highly of someone they would attend something as distasteful as a public hanging with him."

In other words, it’s just an antiquated expression and perhaps a poor choice of words in a media environment where the slightest faux pas by any Republican is presented to the world as evidence of a serious character flaw. But it isn’t the “racist dog whistle” the media has made it out to be. Which raises an interesting conundrum concerning such signals: How is it that progressives are able to hear them? The primary characteristic of an actual dog whistle is that it emits a sound audible only to canines. Likewise, the metaphorical racist dog whistle should only be audible to racists. How, then, can progressives always hear them so clearly?



https://spectator.org/cindy-hyde-smith-and-the-media-lynch-mob/

Myballs said...

She should use the word niggardly in a sentence just to further highlight the over reactive ignorance of the left.

Anonymous said...

Ingnorace defines today's Democrat Party.

She could say : "don't Monkey it up".

Shit the Left is triggered when we protect our borders again a highly violent group of "Yes we can" interlopers.

anonymous said...

You do know what peer review means right Dennis?

And the heartland institute statement is based on Huelskamp said. " something?????? I am sure you believe his BS said....Oh well, sure can't fix stupid as deep as yours....LOLOLOLOL


Well he sure has the creds. cramps....NOT!!!!

Timothy Alan Huelskamp is the president of The Heartland Institute. A former American politician, he was a member of the Republican Party who was the U.S. Representative for from 2011 to 2017. en.wikipedia.org

You do know he is another fraud and know nothing!!!!

Anonymous said...

you left something out -

No, that was everything on the science site I looked at...I suspect his alleged degree from Dartmouth may be overstated.....no different that Pauline said he minored in actuary......no degree in science is what studied means....LOLOLOLOLOL Dumber than the goat fucker and drop out of ag school.

Commonsense said...

You know Dennis it's sometimes better to keep your mouth and just have people think you're stupid.

anonymous said...

keep your mouth and just have people think you're stupid.

While you keep opening yours leaving no doubt!!! Too funny....