Sunday, January 3, 2021

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50 comments:

anonymous said...

About as funny as 300k dead americans and this brain dead congressman!!!!

ew with The Salt Lake Tribune, GOP Congressman-elect Burgess Owens of Utah on Thursday said that he will support the challenge to President-elect Joe Biden's presidential victory on the House floor and contended that there was "no question" that President Donald Trump was reelected to a second term.

Owens, a strong Trump supporter and a featured speaker at the 2020 Republican National Convention, said that he believes Trump was victorious in the election, despite Biden securing 306 Electoral College votes to Trump's 232 electoral votes and winning over 7 million more votes than the president.

"There's no question in my mind that I think he won," Owens said.


There is no question in my mind that the GOP has lost its collective mind pushing the Biden win needs more investigations....What is need is for idiots here need to pull their collective asses and celebrate democracy rather than fealty to trump the TSAR!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

anonymous said...

The trump and COP incompetence lives on in spite of the great vaccine we have......The man can't find his fat ass in the dark and you slurpers suck his ass every chance you get....what sick bunch of non thinking assholes you all are!!!!!!!!


By
Ashish K. Jha
Ashish K. Jha is a physician, health policy researcher and the dean of the Brown University School of Public Health.
Dec. 31, 2020 at 12:10 p.m. EST
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Vaccine development for covid-19 has occurred at a remarkable pace, thanks in large part to the careful work of the scientific community, both in the United States and around the globe. Operation Warp Speed played a key role in accelerating the creation of vaccines without cutting corners, and producing millions of doses. As a result, the two vaccines that have been authorized by the Food and Drug Administration are safe and highly effective against the disease. That’s why we want them to reach people’s immune systems as quickly as possible — and why the current delays in getting people vaccinated are so disappointing.
Let’s start with a quick recap: As recently as early October, Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar said we’d have 100 million doses of vaccine by the end of 2020. One month later, that was reduced to 40 million doses. As recently as Dec. 21, Vice President Pence, the head of the White House coronavirus task force, said that we were on track to vaccinate 20 million Americans by Dec. 31. Unfortunately, 20 million doses haven’t even gotten to the states. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is reporting that we have vaccinated about 2.6 million people. Assuming the reporting lags by a few days, we might be at 3 or 4 million total.
This is striking. We’ve known for months that vaccines were coming. We know that vaccines only work when people get vaccinated. Every dose of vaccine not given risks more illness and potential death. The failure to vaccinate more quickly is tragic given that more than 3,000 Americans are dying of covid-19 every day. At the current rate, we will surpass 400,000 deaths by Inauguration Day.

anonymous said...

Another trump legacy in the making......doing nothing about GW or its threat to man!!!!! I am sure the ag school drop out will provide his typical ad hominem attack about the UN and its science.....just like he thinks there is millions of voter fraud giving trump a win.....science and actual data are irrelevant to the non thinking assholes of the right!!!!

Geneva, 2 December 2020 (WMO) - Climate change continued its relentless march in 2020, which is on track to be one of the three warmest years on record. 2011-2020 will be the warmest decade on record, with the warmest six years all being since 2015, according to the World Meteorological Organization.

Ocean heat is at record levels and more than 80% of the global ocean experienced a marine heatwave at some time in 2020, with widespread repercussions for marine ecosystems already suffering from more acidic waters due to carbon dioxide (CO2) absorption, according to the provisional WMO report on the State of the Global Climate in 2020.

The report, which is based on contributions of dozens of international organizations and experts, shows how high-impact events including extreme heat, wildfires and floods, as well as the record-breaking Atlantic hurricane season, affected millions of people, compounding threats to human health and security and economic stability posed by the COVID-19 pandemic.

Despite the COVID-19 lockdown, atmospheric concentrations of greenhouse gases continued to rise, committing the planet to further warming for many generations to come because of the long lifetime of CO2 in the atmosphere, according to the report.

anonymous said...

Just watched Sen. Johnson of Wi.......blames the MSM for the voter fraud case and ignoring hunter biden. Then said Dr.s have not enough to properly serve Covid patients with current drug therapy!!!!!!!! It is the Dr's fault people are dying!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! A bigger asshole then Kemp!!!!!!! Never seen a bigger pile of bullshit other than Lil Schitty and his crap!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Roger , That new Super Model Fiance of yours, why no picture of her ?

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Ignore.

Biden’s Strategy for Dealing with Trump: Ignore Him
7:13 am
“Joe Biden faces historic challenges when he enters the White House on Jan. 20: a raging pandemic, persistently high unemployment, simmering tensions with China and Russia — and a predecessor who won’t go away,” Bloomberg reports.

“Aware of the chaos and distraction Donald Trump has proved he can muster, the president-elect and his advisers have developed a strategy they believe is the only way to neutralize the threat: ignore him.

“One lesson of Biden’s winning presidential campaign, they say, is that there’s little incentive to engage with Trump, and that his penchant for spectacle is wearing thin with the American people.”

You can say that again.

"...his penchant for spectacle is wearing thin with the American people.”

Myballs said...

That's it. Ignore Trump and the 70M who voted for him. That'll help build unity.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Pence Says He Welcomes Objections to Electoral Tally
6:35 pm
Vice President Mike Pence’s office released a statement on efforts by some GOP lawmakers to invalidate the Electoral College vote: “Vice President Pence shares the concerns of millions of Americans…

Poor Pence. He's trying so hard to satisfy both sides. And unsuccessfully.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

U.S. Hits 350,000 Covid-19 Deaths
January 3, 2021 at 8:00 am EST

More than 350,000 people have died of the coronavirus in the U.S., with another surge of cases and deaths expected in the coming weeks as a result of holiday gatherings.
___________

Remember when the trolls here were screaming at predictions that we might eventually have 400,000 deaths?

And why are America and Brazil leading the world in virus cases and deaths?

Simple answer.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Confusion and Shortages Impede U.S. Vaccinations
8:03 am
New York Times:
“The initial vaccine deliveries were mostly for frontline medical workers and nursing home staff members and residents. But there was less of a clear consensus on how to distribute the second round of doses, and public health and elected officials had warned the process would become messier.

“Those warnings appear to have been borne out, leaving the U.S. inoculation campaign behind schedule and raising fears about how quickly the country will be able to tame the epidemic.”

Ashish Jha:
Vaccinations are going slowly because no one is in charge.
_________

Too busy playing golf and tweeting nonsense.

Anonymous said...


Remember when the trolls here were screaming at predictions that we might eventually have 400,000 deaths?


nope.

but i clearly recall the assclowns from imperial college and the IHME shrieking that the US would experience 2.1 MILLION deaths.

how we doing on Slow Joe's forecast of 250,000 dead, pederast?

you think he has a shot at hitting his target?

Anonymous said...


Ashish Jha:
Vaccinations are going slowly because no one is in charge.


well we know THIS is a LIE.

how do we know this you ask?

why, diversity! yay!

Moderna slows coronavirus vaccine trial enrollment to ensure minority representation, CEO says

Minorities, the elderly and those with underlying health conditions are at highest risk for Covid-19.

Those groups are being prioritized in large clinical trials for coronavirus vaccines.
Moderna is slowing enrollment slightly to ensure minority representation, potentially putting it behind Pfizer.

“I would rather we have higher diverse participants and take one extra week,” Moderna CEO Stephane Bancel said. Diversity “matters more to us than speed.”



https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/04/moderna-slows-coronavirus-vaccine-trial-t-to-ensure-minority-representation-ceo-says.html


at this point it's up to the supply chain to do its job, but if woke asshats insist upon fucking with the supply chain because diversity and virtue signaling, then you can expect needless delays.

everything liberalism touches turns to shit.

C.H. Truth said...

Typical Liberal...

They DEMAND that a vaccination is not possible until summer or fall.

When they are PROVEN DEAD WRONG FOOLS when it comes out months earlier.

Then the spoiled idiots WANT IT NOW!!!!

You can see all the liberals stomping their feet and holding their breaths till they turn blue.

Then they blame the President (who put things in place that got us the vaccine months earlier) for the fact that distribution is not as fast as it should be.

Because EVERYTHING that happens to them is the fault of the bad orange man.


If the liberals on this were correct... then there would be no vaccine to even be distributing right now. You should be actually just a tiny bit happy and gracious that it's being distributed at all, months before it was supposed to be.

Rather than ungrateful leeches. Perhaps only those who believed it could be done before the end of the year should get it first. The rest of you can wait till Fall when Superhero doctor Fauci told you it would done.

C.H. Truth said...

Moderna slows coronavirus vaccine trial enrollment to ensure minority representation, CEO says

Minorities, the elderly and those with underlying health conditions are at highest risk for Covid-19.


But fucking idiots like the Reverend blame this on the "Bad Orange Man"!

Bad man, bad man, bad man, bad man... whaaa! Whaaa! Whaaa!


Are they EVER informed about anything?

Anonymous said...

Remember when the trolls here were screaming at predictions that we might eventually have 400,000 deaths?"

No, please share a link.




Anonymous said...

James, is an enabler of Roger's Abuse of Lydia and probably more.

Anonymous said...

Pastor James, you believe you are honest, yet, when asked about topics you bring here you , dance, dodge, snowflake and withier.

Example, what is your net worth?

Anonymous said...


Blogger KansasDemocrat said...

James, is an enabler of Roger's Abuse of Lydia and probably more.


it's entirely possible that the alky broadcast his daily Lydia ass-whuppings on facebook live, and the pederast enjoyed the show.

C.H. Truth said...

James, is an enabler of Roger's Abuse of Lydia and probably more.

According to Roger...

It was only very loud intimidating profanity laced verbal tirades and Lydia never pressed charges. Then he lost a bunch of their money in a financial scam.

But treating women with respect and bringing them into financial decisions is not what is important to the Reverend or others like him. As long as someone holds the same irrational hatred of the bad orange man, there is always going to be an "attaboy" level of comradery and support.

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Anonymous said...

OMG, this is a late Christmas gift., Thank You.

☺Then he lost a bunch of their money in a financial scam.😐

anonymous said...

but i clearly recall the assclowns from imperial college and the IHME shrieking that the US would experience 2.1 MILLION


Since the dumb fuck rat has only good memories about trump.....the above BULLSHIT is probably the 7th time he has posted that erroneous pile of shit.....but who is counting or reminding the asshole that number was IF NOTHING WAS DONE!!!! Is your head that thick or are you just stupid??????

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci on Sunday pushed back on President Donald Trump's false claims that the U.S. coronavirus death toll is "exaggerated."

"The numbers are real," Fauci, one of the nation’s foremost infectious disease experts, said during an interview on NBC's "Meet the Press." "We have well over 300,000 deaths, we are averaging two-to-three thousand deaths per day."

He told host Chuck Todd, "All you need to do, Chuck, is to go into the trenches, go into the hospitals, go into the intensive care units and see what is happening. Those are real numbers, real people and real deaths."

Fauci’s interview came in response to Trump tweeting, "The number of cases and deaths of the China Virus is far exaggerated in the United States because of [The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s] ridiculous method of determination compared to other countries, many of whom report, purposely, very inaccurately and low."

Trump responded to Fauci by tweeting, "Something how Dr. Fauci is revered by the LameStream Media as such a great professional, having done, they say, such an incredible job, yet he works for me and the Trump Administration, and I am in no way given any credit for my work. Gee, could this just be more Fake News?"

Trump has spent most of the pandemic spreading misinformation about the virus and trying to downplay its effects.

December was the most deadly and infectious month of the pandemic in America — more than 77,000 people died and 6.4 million contracted the virus over the month, according to an NBC News analysis. Overall, more than 350,000 people have died from the virus and almost 20.5 million people have been infected.

Fauci said Sunday that the pandemic "could and likely will get worse in the next couple of weeks," or "at least maintain this terribly high level of infections and deaths" in the coming weeks as America feels the full effects of travel during the Christmas holiday.

"This is what happens. It’s terrible, it’s unfortunate, but it was predictable," he said.

"Rather than sit back and throw up our hands and say, 'oh my goodness, it’s getting worse,' we need to double down on some of the fundamental things that we talk about all the time — the uniform wearing of masks, according to Scott, he's a member of the deep state conspiracy to destroy the Orange Monster. the physical distancing and the avoiding of congregate settings and crowds, particularly indoors"

Now that two vaccines have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration for emergency use, there are concerns that the country is not ramping up its vaccination program fast enough. While Fauci admitted the country is "somewhat behind," he preached patience as the program ramps up.

"No excuses, we are not where we want to be. But hopefully, we’ll pick up some momentum and get back to where we want to be in regard to getting it into people’s arms," he said.


The warp speed claimed they would have vaccinated 100 million Americans by January 1st. We have vaccinated less than 3 million Americans.

Anonymous said...

the above BULLSHIT is probably the 7th time he has posted that erroneous pile of shit.


The team included representatives from the World Health Organization Collaborating Centre for Infectious Disease Modelling, the MRC Centre for Global Infectious Disease Analysis, and the Abdul Latif Jameel Institute for Disease and Emergency Analytics via the Imperial College of London.

As part of it, the group suggested that without action to suppress cases, 2.2 million Americans could die as a result of the coronavirus pandemic, along with half a million people in the UK.


The report comes to the conclusion that we might need interventions, like social distancing and closing schools, to last many more months than initially expected to suppress transmission of the disease.


https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-uk-report-projects-2-million-deaths-without-action-2020-3


you were saying, BWAA?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

On January 3, 2021 The 117th United States Congress will be sworn into office. In an effort to overthrow our presidential election, deemed to be the most secure in history by the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency who run U.S. Elections, 126 U.S. Representatives sought to invalidate the 2020 presidential election results and instead supplant the official who was voted out of office. The Motion for Leave to File a Bill of Complaint seeking to invalidate the election and the List of Amici Curiae, can be viewed at supremecourt.gov. By definition and by action this was an insurrection

Our elected officials swear an oath to defend and uphold our Constitution. Their action of subverting democracy is a violation of their oath, and a violation of the 14th Amendment to our Constitution, Section 3. According to the 14th Amendment, Section 3, these U. S. Representatives are now forbidden from holding any office in our U.S. Government.

Why is this important?

Our democracy is in extremis as Donald Trump and members of Congress have actively attempted to subvert democracy and deny the will of The People. Reseating the United States Representatives who provably attempted to overthrow a fair election would be an abdication of duties by Congressional Leadership. Reseating these 126 representatives would also be sending a clear message that attacking our democracy will not yield consequences and thus will ultimately lead to its demise. It cannot be overstated that reseating these United States Representatives, in essence, aiding and abetting an insurrection, is itself an act that would be in violation of the 14th Amendment to our Constitution.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi should refuse to sign them in.

Anonymous said...


Those are real numbers, real people and real deaths."

the deaths are real.

what's fake is the official cause.

hitting the sidewalk at a high rate of speed after leaping from a high-rise is not covid.

falling off a ladder while building a house is not covid.

piling up a motorcycle is not covid.

fauci can stop auditioning for a contributor's spot on MSDNC.

we get it.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/one-hundred-twenty-six-u-s-representatives-must-not-be-reseated?bucket=&source=messenger-share-button&utm_campaign=&utm_source=messenger&share=4d613d15-7591-4dee-bd9c-081ca064957d

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Ignored

Anonymous said...



LOL @ the alky and jen rubin.

show your work alky...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/12/14/they-have-violated-their-oaths-so-how-do-we-hold-them-accountable/

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The largest cause of death is the covid-19 virus and associated conditions

Johns Hopkins University reported.

Not MSNBC

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://news.yahoo.com/fauci-pushes-back-trump-covid-154959604.html

"Go into the hospitals, go into the intensive care units and see what is happening," he said. "Those are real numbers, real people, and real deaths."

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://news.yahoo.com/fauci-pushes-back-trump-covid-154959604.html

"Go into the hospitals, go into the intensive care units and see what is happening," he said. "Those are real numbers, real people, and real deaths."

anonymous said...

Then he lost a bunch of their money in a financial scam.


Like you did when your ex took you to the cleaners, Lil Schittty??????? BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Wait to you suffer there wrath of a youngster you bought.....!!!!!!

anonymous said...


fauci can stop auditioning for a contributor's spot on MSDNC.


And you can take your lips off trumps anus BTW......Fauci has a very secure place in the next administration so you will have lots of opportunity to show all what a dumb fuck you are!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Caliphate4vr said...

As of 12/30/2020

Table 3 shows the types of health conditions and contributing causes mentioned in conjunction with deaths involving coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19). For 6% of the deaths, COVID-19 was the only cause mentioned. For deaths with conditions or causes in addition to COVID-19, on average, there were 2.9 additional conditions or causes per death. The number of mentions for each condition or cause is shown for all deaths and by age groups.


The old and sickly always die

Anonymous said...


ACCEPTING THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE, OR NOT.

Senator Josh Hawley has said that he will vote against accepting the reported Electoral College vote in the joint session of Congress next week, and a number of Republican House members will do the same. Some reports say that 140 or more GOP House members will vote to reject the Electoral College tally in one or more states. As I understand it, if there are objections in both houses, the House and Senate are required to retire separately to debate the grounds for the objections, which will give Republicans an opportunity to air their voter fraud grievances.

Democrats have gone ballistic over this news, with “sedition” being one of their milder characterizations of Republican skepticism of official election results. Of course, it was not always so. In the past, Democrats have objected to Electoral College results on the flimsiest possible grounds. RedState has a good summary.

In 2001, 2005 and 2017, Democratic Representatives and, in 2005, Senators voted against accepting the Electoral College tally. Thus, every Republican president since George H. W. Bush has seen Democrats vote against accepting the legitimacy of his election.

That’s different, because shut up.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/423531/


sedition. treason.

democrats sound just like... the loyalists to the crown in the 18th century.


Anonymous said...

"Then he lost a bunch of their money in a financial scam."

Damn Roger that is so tragic for a guy of your superior intelligents. How did it happen?
Share your failure so we all can learn from it. After all you're a "Victim".

Was it fueled by your hunger lust to actually be wealthy?

Anonymous said...

"6 %"

Why that would make Biden/Harris lying scum.
And the Three Socialists of CHT cowardly old scum and wrong, again.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

On employment, the U.S. economy added 6.6 million jobs in Trump’s first three years, shy of the 8.1 million payroll gains in the last three years under the Obama "lost years ".

On January 20th, the lame duck President will be the first President to have lost jobs since we started tracking the job rate.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The Republicans don't care about the deaths of old and sickly people, because they have Trumpism stage four brain cancer.

Anonymous said...

Then he lost a bunch of their money in a financial scam."

Damn Roger that is so tragic for a guy of your superior intelligents. How did it happen?
Share your failure so we all can learn from it. After all you're a "Victim".

Was it fueled by your hunger lust to actually be wealthy?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...
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Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Because the President has decided to leave the difficult task of distribution of the vaccine to the states. Federalism.

I understand that, but this horror story is the most dangerous situation since the Second World War. By inauguration day, we will have lost more lives than in World War Two. My Uncle Lynn Amick was killed in combat in France in 1944. He was an ANTIFA soldier.

After the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, FDR declared war against the Axis and mobilized the entire economy and armed forces to protect and defend the United States of America against all enemies domestic and foreign.

The lame duck President has decided instead to overturn the most secure election in history.

His election as President started with the birth certificate and will end as the homicidal criminal of 400,000 deaths.

Anonymous said...

Then he lost a bunch of their money in a financial scam."

Damn Roger that is so tragic for a guy of your superior intelligents. How did it happen?
Share your failure so we all can learn from it. After all you're a "Victim".

Was it fueled by your hunger lust to actually be wealthy?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Scott, do you want Trump to get a Special Counsel investigation into China China China?

I'm going to watch the Steelers vs The Browns game.

I will check back later on!!

Happy New Year every one! Except for kputz's because he's been fucking Daisy the cow for years!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Fake news The Hill


More than 350,000 people have died of the coronavirus in the U.S., with another surge of cases and deaths expected in the coming weeks as a result of smaller holiday gatherings.

Anonymous said...

Then he lost a bunch of their money in a financial scam."

Damn Roger that is so tragic for a guy of your superior intelligents. How did it happen?
Share your failure so we all can learn from it. After all you're a "Victim".

Was it fueled by your hunger lust to actually be wealthy?

Caliphate4vr said...

Fake news The Hill


More than 350,000 people have died of the coronavirus in the U.S., with another surge of cases and deaths expected in the coming weeks as a result of smaller holiday gatherings.


Correct that is fake news 21,000 have died from Covid per the CDC the rest have died with Covid and a host of comorbidities

Old and sickly people like you need to worry, the rest of us not so much

Kputz's Cowgirl said...

WHILE OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT, YOUR TAX DOLLARS WENT TO AL QAEDA-LINKED GROUP:
Where is the real birth certificate?


Given the Obama Administration’s general stance toward the global jihad and Islamic supremacism, there is nothing unbelievable about any of this. Obama’s energetic support for the Muslim Brotherhood was so well known that Egyptians protesting against the corrupt and tyrannical Muslim Brotherhood regime of Mohamed Morsi in 2013 held up signs calling on Obama to “stop supporting terrorism.”

Then there was Iran. The Washington Free Beacon reported in June 2018 that “the Obama administration skirted key U.S. sanctions to grant Iran access to billions in hard currency despite public assurances the administration was engaged in no such action, according to a new congressional investigation.”

And they’re putting the old band back together again, much to the mullahs’ pleasure: Ric Grenell to Newsmax TV: Iran Feared President Trump, Eagerly Awaits Biden.