Sunday, September 26, 2021

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50 comments:

anonymous said...

Typical of Lil Schitty screaming fire instead of facts on the Az audit....seems all the discrepancies add up to a hill of beans and only prove how low he will go to suck on trumps fat old white ass!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Reid J. Epstein and Nick Corasaniti
Sat, September 25, 2021, 10:16 AM

After all the scurrying, searching, sifting, speculating, hand-counting and bamboo-hunting had ended, Republicans’ postmortem review of election results in Arizona’s largest county wound up only adding to President Joe Biden’s margin of victory there.

But for those who have tried to undermine confidence in U.S. elections and restrict voting, the actual findings of the Maricopa County review that were released Friday did not appear to matter in the slightest. Former President Donald Trump and his loyalists redoubled their efforts to mount a full-scale relitigation of the 2020 election.

Any fleeting thought that the failure of the Arizona exercise to unearth some new trove of Trump votes or a smoking gun of election fraud might derail the so-called Stop the Steal movement dissipated abruptly. As draft copies of the report began to circulate late Thursday, Trump allies ignored the new tally, instead zeroing in on the report’s specious claims of malfeasance, inconsistencies and errors by election officials.


Significant parts of the right treated the completion of the Arizona review as a vindication — offering a fresh canard to justify an accelerated push for new voting limits and measures to give Republican state lawmakers greater control over elections. It also provided additional fuel for the older lie that is now central to Trump’s political identity: that the 2020 election was stolen from him.

“The leaked report conclusively shows there were enough fraudulent votes, mystery votes and fake votes to change the outcome of the election four or five times over,” Trump said in a statement Friday evening, one of seven he had issued about Arizona since late Thursday. “There is fraud and cheating in Arizona and it must be criminally investigated!”



Even Republicans who do not subscribe to false claims of election fraud are using investigations to justify more restrictive voting laws. In Michigan, state Sen. Ed McBroom, a Republican who leads his chamber’s elections committee and wrote an unsparing report in July debunking an array of Trump-inspired fraud claims, said Friday that the discovery of potential avenues for election fraud — not evid

Cherry-picking from the report Friday, the former president and his allies cited a series of eye-popping statistics that, on first glance, appeared to bolster their case, trusting that their supporters either would not digest the document in full or would not trust the mainstream news outlets that laid out its complete contents.

Peter Navarro, a former adviser to Trump, falsely claimed on Twitter that the report had shown that 50,000 potentially illegal votes were cast in

Liz Harrington, a spokesperson for Trump, pointed on Twitter to “23,000+ Phantom Voters.” This was apparently a reference to 23,344 mail-in ballots that Cyber Ninjas, the company assigned by Arizona Republicans to carry out the review, had claimed came from voters listed under prior addresses. (Such claims were quickly refuted by the Maricopa County elections board, which said that “this is legal under federal election law.”)

Proponents of the Arizona review seized on vague suggestions by the report’s authors that “canvassing,” or the common political campaign practice of knocking on doors, was needed. Without defining what sort of canvass they had in mind, many Republicans in Arizona and beyond made the word a new rallying cry in the hunt for election fraud.


Once again he proves a dumb ass man can ask more questions than smart men can answer.....BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

anonymous said...

And the GOP BS continues as they try to get enough people to question validity in the voting system so they can take over by CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!


Bud Kennedy
Sat, September 25, 2021, 2:09 PM
The mischief afoot in America’s elections is now reaching into Tarrant County.

Somebody in Austin — we don’t really know who — has ordered an audit of the 2020 election in Tarrant and three other Texas counties, with predictable findings:

▪ The outcome won’t change,

▪ Some votes on both sides will be from voters who didn’t sign their ballots or didn’t live at the addresses listed, and

▪ Those unhappy with the audit will say they got cheated, that elections are crooked and that more conservative Republicans should vote.

In other words, no matter the result, nobody will win.

We’ll lose money, time and trust.

And all to appease former President Donald Trump and stoke red-meat votes for the 2022 and 2024 campaigns.

Tarrant County and Texas are now swept up in a nationwide evangelical get-out-the-vote campaign for election audits, led by a prayerful faction of Republicans claiming Trump just couldn’t possibly have lost the 2020 election countywide or nationwide.

Parker County resident Seth Keshel, the Trump legal adviser who concocted charts of “statistical tendencies” for Trump lawyer Sidney Powell’s fake legal claims, has made his goals clear at recent local and national rallies.

“You believers out there — here’s why you should care about this,” he told a July 29 prayer breakfast for LIFEChurch in North Richland Hills.

to contract or communicate any virus of choice, regardless of societal damage — human trafficking, abortion and critical race theory, all core get-out-the-vote issues for church conservatives.

rrb said...



We’ll lose money, time and trust.

So, this is one of those extremely rare times when losing those things matters?

Huh.

Kinda like the Jan. 6 "hearings."

I see.

anonymous said...


So, this is one of those extremely rare times when losing those things matters?

It sure did not matter to you when trump broke the bank and ran up record deficits and lied about EVERYTHING???? Now you cherry pick a sentence from an article that trashes the GOP and its waste of time and money to verify trump got his ass kicked...something you haven't figured out yet!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Anonymous said...

CHT outstanding group of truthful posts and humor.
Ty.

Anonymous said...

The Three Socialist Stooges of CHT where against debt and deficit spending during Trump years.

But are for it now, what change them?


CHT, MY BALLS, COMMON, CALI AND MYSELF HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST IT.

anonymous said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The goat fucker lies for himself and others!!!!!!!!!

Your lips and ballz were firmly planted on trumps fat ass without a single hesitation at EVERYTHING HE DID!!!!!!

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

VERY lo iq anonymous said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

and we all know what that means

it's just another day


ROFLMFAO !!!

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Americanka🇺🇸🦅🇵🇱


VIDEO:
https://twitter.com/Americanka4/status/1441180732001558529

Meanwhile in NYC…NY Governor Kathy Hochul, Meghan Markle, Prince Harry, and Bill De Blasio mask up for the cameras in New York.


science

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Breaking911

VIDEO:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1441210718657728515

CNN’S WOLF BLITZER: “How do you respond to the charge that the policy of the Biden Administration is inhumane and counterproductive?”

DHS SEC. MAYORKAS: “Well first of all, let me say, we don’t use the term illegal immigrants…”



Newspeak

1984

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Candace Owens
https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1441198863403024390


It always makes me chuckle that there are people that are gullible enough to believe that people on their death beds are saying “get the vaccine” as their parting words.

Just insanely moronic.

People really will believe anything these days.



state media

FAKE NEWS

1984

anonymous said...

There goes the neighborhood as fucked daddy arrives to display his own brand of being a dumb fucking loser!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!! Twitter and fucked a pair made in heaven.....LOLOLOLOLOL

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

VERY lo iq anonymous said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

keep a firm hold of those ankles VERY lo iq

very appropriate "catch phrase"

ROFLMFAO !!!


JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

TheM0dAlice

PHOTO:
https://twitter.com/TheM0dalice/status/1441821957079453696

Did Rhianna just come from a visit with Nicki?



looks like the dems are having a bit of unintended consequences

and courageous black opinion leaders want off the plantation

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1441914935735324676

January 6th was an FBI conspiracy to impeach Trump because the first hoax didn't work.


anonymous said...

Fucked daddy keeps fantasizing about anal sex as he bows in front of trump's mushroom head every chance he can get!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!!! Keep slurping and jerking like the good little minion you are!!!!!!!!

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

VERY lo iq anonymous said...

BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Definition:

BWAAAAAAAAAA!

The sound an unsuspecting male makes when being penetrated by another male's hardened genitalia
sammy was busy minding his own business when chris crept up behind and inside him causing him to yell BWAAAAAAAAAA!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BWAAAAAAAAAA%21


FACT CHECK - TRUE

CASE - CLOSED

ROFLMFAO !!!

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


* science

rrb said...



Pappy McStain worked with George Soros to peddle the Russia hoax...

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2021/09/24/it-gets-worse-look-who-worked-together-to-frame-donald-trump-with-fake-russia-hoax-n1481097

McStain was definitely a sucker and definitely a loser.

Piece of shit.

anonymous said...

PJ Media.....a gigantic pile of steaming horse shit!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA Absolutely the biggest FAKE NEWS.... Trump is doing a fine job of framing himself as a homophobic and absolutely the worst president evah!!!!!!!!!

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Glenn Greenwald


All four statements from this Hillary tweet 8 days before the election -- all four -- are complete lies. This scam was cooked up by her own campaign operatives, then fed to her media servants who laundered it, as she pretended she learned it from them:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1439646811082399744



state media

FAKE NEWS

Joe Biden's America

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


* crooked Hillary

anonymous said...

TRUMP THE PATHOGICAL LIAR!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAA!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The President is going all in!

Democrats are urging President Biden to lean way in as the party faces big divides amid a rocky stretch, with his signature legislative item at stake. 

The calls for Biden to act as the party's unifier-in-chief comes as the president acknowledged that his agenda is at a "stalemate," amid high-profile fights between not only moderates and progressives but the House and Senate over the scope of the sweeping spending package. 

Democrats are looking for sustained hands-on engagement with the hope Biden could sway holdouts and resolve points of tension that have slowed down Democrats' efforts to pass a $3.5 trillion spending package. 

"I think at the end of the day Joe Biden needs to step up and say, 'this is what we need to do together, everybody needs to pitch in to reach these goals.' And if he can convince a couple of folks in the Senate, I think it will happen," said Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.). 


rrb said...



Shorter Biden:

TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!


rrb said...




Why have Democratic lawmakers and their media allies fallen into lockstep on this story despite clear evidence that they are spreading misinformation? Because it suits two narratives dear to the heart of those on their side of the political aisle: the idea that anyone who opposes an open border is a dangerous America First nationalist, and the notion that Border Patrol agents enforcing the law are in fact racists attacking vulnerable minorities.

The race narrative is especially pleasing to those on the left who view all efforts at policing as suspect or morally dubious. The images—of uniformed agents on horseback chasing black people—seem bad, so they must be bad, or so goes the logic of far too many people in the Democratic coalition. These are the same people who think the phrase “master bedroom” is racist and should be removed from real-estate listings. It’s not logic; it’s a racialized version of the politics of emotion.

In the end, the real reason the administration and its allies embraced the Big Bad Border Patrol narrative is that it spares them having to confront the far worse reality: They are the kind of leaders who would rather publicly humiliate their own Border Patrol agents than take responsibility for their own mishandling of a crisis.


https://www.commentary.org/christine-rosen/lack-of-a-whip/


Every single narrative promoted by the left is a FALSE narrative.


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The coup is still underway.

Trump himself is entirely clear about why he wants these election investigations.

He not only put out a statement calling for the Arizona election to be decertified in the middle of the hearing, but he spelled it out in a letter to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensberger last week in which he (falsely) claimed, “Large scale Voter Fraud continues to be reported in Georgia” and told Raffesnberger to “start the process of decertifying the election, or whatever the correct legal remedy is, and announce the true winner.”

Trump also sent a letter to Texas Governor Greg Abbott requesting that he support a bill for the “Forensic Audit of 2020 Election.” Trump said, “Your citizens don’t trust the election system, and they want your leadership on this issue, which is the number one thing they care about. . . . We’re quickly running out of time, and it must be done this week.” Abbott complied. Hours later the Texas Secretary of State’s office said it would “ conduct a full and comprehensive forensic audit of any election” and it had “already begun the process in Texas’ two largest Democrat counties and two largest Republican counties—Dallas, Harris, Tarrant, and Collin—for the 2020 election.”

Similar activities are underway in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Georgia.

In his campaign speech last night he said that the Arizona audit was a hoax and again it should be overturned.

He made it clear that he wants to be reinstated. Although it's impossible, it shows how different than anyone else in history.

The majority of Republicans don't believe that Biden won the election.

I don't see a new Barry Goldwater moved in this era.

I still believe that if the Republicans and Trump get Congress and again the White House, our nation is at risk.





Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.thebulwark.com/the-arizona-audit-was-election-subversion/

They are real Republican heroes.

Caliphate4vr said...

They are real Republican heroes.

Roger, how many Republicans are on this blog? I’ve vote Libertarian in every presidential election since 88 when HW ran except for W, the second time and bad Orangeman once when he ran against Cankles. Rat is no longer an R….

Myballs said...

The coup was by Milley. He belongs in jail.

anonymous said...

Miley saved the country from complete melt down and deserves the Medal of Honor......something the ball less wonder does not understand!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!

You declaring being a libertarian does not excuse you from being a dumb fucking short loser!!!!!!!!

Caliphate4vr said...

Hey fatty at least my life doesn’t revolve around posting stupid, incoherent shit on this blog.

Now eat a pie and smoke a bowl

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Pier

In late December, Pence phoned former vice president Dan Quayle. At 74, the once boyish looking Quayle was living the private, golf-playing life he loved in Arizona. The two men shared a unique profile: Indiana Republicans who had become vice president. Pence wanted advice. Despite the Electoral College casting its ballots for Biden on December 14, Trump was convinced that Pence could throw the election to Trump on January 6, when Congress certified the final count. Pence explained to his fellow Indianan that Trump was pressuring him to intervene to ensure Biden would not secure the needed 270 votes during the certification and push the election to a vote in the House of Representatives. If thrown to the House, there was a twist. And Trump was fixated on the twist, Pence said. It was the provision that could keep Trump in power. While the Democrats held the current House majority, the 12th Amendment of the Constitution stated the voting on a contested election would not be done by a simple majority vote.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Instead, the amendment states that the election vote would be counted in blocs of state delegations, with one vote per state: If no person have such majority… the House of Representatives shall choose immediately, by ballot, the President. But in choosing the President, the votes shall be taken by states, the representation from each state having one vote. Republicans now controlled more delegations in the House of Representatives, meaning Trump would likely win if the chamber ended up deciding the victor.

Quayle thought Trump’s suggestion was preposterous and dangerous. He recalled his own January 6—January 6, 1993—28 years earlier. As vice president and president of the Senate, he had to certify the victory of Bill Clinton and Al Gore, who had trounced Bush and Quayle. He had researched his duties. He had read and reread the 12th Amendment. All he had to do was count the votes. The President of the Senate shall, in the presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the certificates and the votes shall then be counted. That was it.

Vice President Pence refused Trump's demands.

Al Gore conceded, instead of doing what Trump wanted to do, Mike Pence honored his oath.

Anonymous said...

The promise of Biden was always a Biggest Lie.

"Unitier"

Alky confirmed it with his cut n paste.


The Three Socialist Stooges of CHT where against debt and deficit spending during Trump years.

But are for it now, what change them?

Anonymous said...

I am a Real Democrat.

Never been a Republican, Roger is again spectacularly wrong.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Ballsless the former President Trump should be in jail for life because he tried to stage a coup.


You have refused to read the book about it..

Trump thinks that Bush, the man you supported on soars is a RINO and a war mongering President.

You supported him on the Iraq war and Afghanistan war


Now you have become a cultist like Scott

Anonymous said...

Roger is a fake in everything.

Driving a Audi A8 yet?

anonymous said...

I am a Real Democrat.


BWAAAAAAAAA!!!! The only thing real is you being a waste of space and resources.......and an idiiot!!!!!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The nutcase Sidney Powell suggests Jan. 6 attack was designed to give Supreme Court time to stop Biden's win

David Edwards

September 26, 2021

Attorney Sidney Powell suggested recently that the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol was designed to give the U.S. Supreme Court time to stop Joe Biden from being certified as president of the United States.

Powell made the remarks on Friday's episode of The Stew Peters Show. The comments were shared on Twitter by Ron Filipkowski.

According to Filipkowski, Powell's interview "suggests that the purpose of the insurrection was to DELAY the electoral college certification to give [Justice Samuel Alito] time to intervene on this legal challenge. But, Powell says they didn't anticipate Pelosi reconvening Congress that day."

Powell said that while then-President Donald Trump was inciting a riot at the Capitol, her team was filing a "12th Amendment constitutional challenge to the process the Congress was about to use."

"Justice Alito was our circuit justice for that," she recalled. "And we were suing the vice president to follow the 12th Amendment as opposed to the Electoral College Act."

Powell alleged that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi learned of the lawsuit and rushed to have Congress certify the election despite the ongoing attack on the U.S. Capitol.

"Everything broke loose and she really had to speed up reconvening Congress to get the vote going before Justice Alito might have issued an injunction to stop it all, which is what should have happened," the attorney said.

Trump had a lot terrible lawyers.

Giuliani is a drunken idiot.

Anonymous said...

Bonney Lake,WA

Roger, got a house down payment?

Anonymous said...

Roger , why is Traitor Joe and his Ilk not paying the $5.3 Trillion?

Your Socialist Team was given everything.

The US House , US Senate and US President was installed, so why the inability to get it done?

Anonymous said...

Roger, at age 73 how do you plan on paying for your new home ?

Your dream got more expensive.
🤣Bonney Lake, WA Housing Market

In August 2021, the median list price of homes in Bonney Lake, WA was $570.5K, trending up 10.9% year-over-year. The median listing price per square foot was $260. The median sale price was $550K🔥

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Kputz your Kansas City Chiefs are getting destroyed by the Los Angeles Chargers!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

I'm 70.

Caliphate4vr said...

HOW ‘BOUT THEM DAWGS


Through four weeks of the 2021 college football season, only two teams have genuinely separated themselves from the riff-raff. Georgia and Alabama have been awesome, each beating top-10 teams away from home and destroying everyone else. Lots of other teams have looked the part once, maybe twice, but outside of the top two, the more we see of the FBS field, the less it feels we know

rrb said...

Roger, how many Republicans are on this blog? I’ve vote Libertarian in every presidential election since 88 when HW ran except for W, the second time and bad Orangeman once when he ran against Cankles. Rat is no longer an R….


The dumb fuck doesn't even realize that Sykes and Kristol are just running a con, and the guy who actually pays for the Bulwark is a liberal Iranian billionaire.

LOL.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

We devastate kputz's team.

After falling to the Dallas Cowboys in a heartbreaker last week, the Chargers defeat the Kansas City Chiefs 30-24 at Arrowhead Stadium in an AFC West shocker.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

You wish someone would create a new Fascist party now.

No more beaners or Mooslimbs because they are going to replace Algo Sanctionists

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Sunday Funnier than you
https://twitter.com/MarkoSilberhand/status/1442127086408273924?s=19