Sunday, August 26, 2018

Sunday Funnies













42 comments:

Myballs said...

Hillary 2028. Lmao.

commie said...

More absurd and desperate than usual CH....seems to me you are melting down just like donnie....going to be an even worse week for our Pig in Chief.....ut you will keep posting inane straw men and maintain your tempo of slurping.....!!!!!.

Anonymous said...



Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams "Allah ho akhbar!", raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

What is a Kimber 1911.45 ACP?

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

This is all so confusing!

............ .......... ........ ..... ......... ....... ........ ........ .

Republican's Answer:

BANG!


............ ....... ...... ........ ......... ........ .......... ....

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!



h/t: AoS

commie said...


Republican's Answer:

BANG!

About as funny as brain cancer, asshole....go suck on your kimber

Anonymous said...

Funny and correct, well done CHT.

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Anonymous said...

Love the Joke, RRB.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

When Ch starts having to face the reality of the Trump fiasco, he puts up threads like this.

But reality will intrude:
_________

Trump’s Wall of Secrecy Erodes

“President Trump’s wall of secrecy — the work of a lifetime — is starting to crack,” the Washington Post reports.

“His longtime lawyer, Michael Cohen, pleaded guilty last week to breaking campaign-finance laws and said he had arranged hush-money payments to two women at Trump’s direction. A tabloid executive — who had served Trump by snuffing out damaging tales before they went public — and Trump’s chief financial officer gave testimony in the case. All three had been part of the small circle of family, longtime aides and trusted associates who have long played crucial roles in Trump’s strategy to shield the details of his personal life and business dealings from prying outsiders.

“But, as their cooperation with prosecutors shows, a growing number of legal challenges — including the Russia investigation by special counsel Robert S. Mueller III and a raft of lawsuits and state-level probes in New York — is eroding that barrier.”

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

New York Probe Is Greater Threat Than Mueller

politicalwire.com

Myballs seeing America become great again said...

Lowest black unemployment in history. Yeah that's a fiasco...for dems.

Anonymous said...

WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump signed the fiscal year 2019 National Defense Authorization Act — which provides for a 2.6 percent pay raise for troops, the highest increase in nine years — as well as a 3.4 percent increase for basic allowance for subsistence and a 2.9 percent increase for basic allowance for housing."

Taking care of the Troop and his/Her Family.

commie said...


WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump signed the fiscal year 2019 National Defense Authorization Act — which provides for a 2.6 percent pay raise for troops, the highest increase in nine years

And adds another $717 billion to your childrens debt.....too bad we don't take care of vets every need!!!!!

Loretta said...

"Taking care of the Troop and his/Her Family."

Oorah!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Take your pick of the GOP’s guiding principles—moral leadership, fiscal responsibility, the importance of family. Mr. Trump’s behavior runs contrary to virtually all of them. Some longtime Republican stalwarts, like Steve Schmidt and George Will, have renounced the GOP in response. More have convinced themselves they can ignore the president’s cruelest and coarsest qualities and instead focus on the ways he’s advanced their policy agenda. But no one should set aside their values to accommodate his. Instead, Republicans should seize an opportunity to reclaim their party and stand up for their ideals, by joining the push for impeachment.

Republicans, Save Your Party by Impeaching the President.


https://www.wsj.com/articles/republicans-save-your-party-by-impeaching-the-president-1535311432


It's not about political differences between the two parties. Mr. Trump has been dismantling the rule of law to try to protect himself.

He's not going to be replaced with a liberal Democrat socialist. I disagree with VP Pence on almost everything except he does not have a disregard for the Constitution and the rule of law.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

I lost my brother Jon from brain cancer on April 5th.

Loretta said...

"Take your pick of the GOP’s guiding"

Will you just shut the fuck up.

Loretta said...

"I lost my brother Jon from brain cancer on April 5th."

Here we go...inserting yourself.

Myballs said...

So what? I lost a younger sister. You didn't see my posting to the world about it.

Loretta said...

Exactly.

Loretta said...

Condolences, Balls.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

I was just commenting because McCain had brain cancer and my brother did too.

I lost two siblings in two months.

Loretta said...

Just stop it.

Anonymous said...

Balls, sorry for your loss.


Here we go...inserting yourself."

Alky, knows one person. The guy in the morror.

This thread is not about you sissy CA.

Anonymous said...

So now, Gov of Arizona has a fine opportunity to give the President a strong US Senator .

Loretta said...

Another pitiful display of looking for attention.

Anonymous said...

Fraud Alky , now he Hates Pence. Ok.

I do love it when the farthest to the left Socialist welfare Moocher Alky give US Republicans advice.

Alky, stick to you knitting.

Anonymous said...

"Another pitiful display of looking for attention."
Yep.
He tweets, facebooks, post on extremely radical left wing sites and here.

Myballs said...

Cindy McCain would not be my choice to replace.

Anonymous said...

Socialist taking greater control of the former Democrat Party.

"On Friday we looked at the disruptions being caused by the unruly Democratic Socialists at the big DNC meeting in Chicago. They were upset over a few different agenda items, not least of which was the possibility that the committee would refuse to reel in the power of the superdelegates. This proposal was unpopular with the establishment Democrats because that entitled crew felt that they would be “disenfranchised” by such a move. But let’s offer a tip of the hat to the DNC membership because even in the face of opposition from many of the governors, congressmen and senior party officers who make up those ranks, they voted to take away much of their power. (Fox News)"

Loretta said...

That’s right, Barack Obama also offered an individual hush money "for the principal purpose of influencing the election,” but you probably never heard about it. It wasn’t to silence a mistress though, it was to silence his former pastor, Jeremiah Wright. Wright’s inflammatory, anti-American rhetoric caused Obama significant headaches during his first presidential campaign, and he tried to contain the damage to protect his chances of winning the White House.

Edward Klein broke the story in the New York Post on May 13, 2012—the same year Obama was reelected—that Obama’s team tried to buy Wright’s silence during the 2008 campaign. According to Wright, he was offered $150,000 through an Obama intermediary (one of Obama’s closest friends), and Obama himself tried to persuade him to keep quiet.

“Did Obama himself ever make an effort to see you?”

“Yes,” Wright said. ---

Anonymous said...

It is ok, Obama was the ONE.

One big failure.

Myballs seeing America become great again said...

NASDAQ breaks 8000 first time in history on news of new NAFTA.

And obama had nothing to do with it.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

"No prior president has ever abased himself more abjectly before a tyrant. Not only did President Trump fail to speak the truth about an adversary; but speaking for America to the world, our president failed to defend all that makes us who we are—a republic of free people dedicated to the cause of liberty at home and abroad. American presidents must be the champions of that cause if it is to succeed. Americans are waiting and hoping for President Trump to embrace that sacred responsibility. One can only hope they are not waiting totally in vain.”

A great American.

R.I.P.

Anonymous said...



A great American.


pappy mcstain.

a bitter divisive man.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

WHITE HOUSE FLAG NOT LOWERED: The White House flag is no longer at half-staff in honor of the late Sen. John McCain. The flag was lowered for less than 48 hours, a break from precedent that it is lowered until burial, ABC News reports. Other flags around the Capitol remain at half-staff. Pres. Trump nixed issuing a statement praising McCain’s heroism, the Wash. Post reports, ‘telling senior aides he preferred to issue a tweet…that did not include any kind words’ for McCain.

Loretta said...

LOL!!!

Loretta said...

Ole Rog needs to be sedated.

Anonymous said...




LOL!!!


it takes very little to trigger the alky in his old age.


Anonymous said...

Myballs seeing America become great againAugust 27, 2018 at 9:34 AM
NASDAQ breaks 8000 first time in history on news of new NAFTA.

And obama had nothing to do with it.

Anonymous said...

Balls, I agree, getting the black hole out of the office has unleashed the workers I. America.

Anonymous said...

Alky, jane, and opie all used thier precious vote, to reject McCain.

They left here again is being called out.

Anonymous said...

The Market in part is looking forward, might be eying the USA - mexico trade deal.

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