Sunday, October 14, 2018

Sunday Funnies























25 comments:

Commonsense said...

Good ones this week.

Anonymous said...

Beto O’Rourke’s campaign will be remembered for decades.

Not because it was successful, but because Democrats figured out a way to waste millions of dollars on a moron who posts videos of himself playing air guitar and uses a skateboard as a means of transportation.

Myballs said...

Dems love be to because he was arrested twice. That's the new dems party.

Anonymous said...

When does Hillary and Bill the Rapist make public appearances with Dems in close races?

Myballs said...

Their tour doesn't start until after the election.

Meanwhile, Hollywood continues to pretend America wants to see her doing cameos on TV shows.

cowardly king obama said...

And the "breaking bad" Democrat candidate for Arizona (meth anyone?) Senator is assuring that the Senate is breaking bad for the Democrats.

Everyday things are getting worse for them.

No wonder they are so angry, chant incoherently, and resort to mobs.

Desperate and unhinged.

Anonymous said...


THE BIKER

A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents.

A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life."

The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page.

So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I voted for Trump". The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

** U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH.



h/t: AoS

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The worst domestic terrorism attack in the United States was the bombing in Oklahoma City Oklahoma was conducted by a white conservative American.

Commonsense said...

The worst terrorist attack in US history was carried out by illegal aliens.

Anonymous said...



...was conducted by a white conservative American.


that's an outright lie.



Anonymous said...

How did Roger miss Sept. 11th, 2001?
Stupid, drunk, out cheating again on his wife?

Anonymous said...

RNC Ads are addressing this, pitch perfect.
"No wonder they are so angry, chant incoherently, and resort to mobs.

Desperate and unhinged." CKO

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

There is something more important than we have been seeing. Are the polls addressing the possibility that the woman's vote is going to be far greater than in the past, and if the polls reflect the entire election? At least in some cases or states.

Registered voters say they prefer the Democratic candidate for the House over the Republican candidate by 11 percentage points—53 percent to 42 percent. That is slightly lower than in August, when the Democratic advantage was 14 points. Among likely voters in the new survey, the margin is 13 points. Historically, that kind of gap foreshadows gains, possibly substantial, for the Democrats.

The gender gap remains large, as it has all year. Among registered voters, women favor Democratic House candidates by 59 percent to 37 percent while men split about evenly, with 48 percent favoring Republican House candidates and 46 percent favoring Democrats.

Those registered voters who describe themselves as independents favor Democrats by 52 percent to 38 percent, driven primarily by a 2-1 advantage for Democrats among independent women (62 percent to 29 percent).

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Timothy James McVeigh (April 23, 1968 – June 11, 2001) was an American domestic terrorist who perpetrated the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, which killed 168 people and injured over 680 others.[3][4] The bombing was the deadliest act of terrorism within the United States prior to the September 11 attacks, and remains the deadliest act of domestic terrorism in United States history.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Timothy James McVeigh (April 23, 1968 – June 11, 2001) was an American domestic terrorist who perpetrated the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing, which killed 168 people and injured over 680 others.[3][4] The bombing was the deadliest act of terrorism within the United States prior to the September 11 attacks, and remains the deadliest act of domestic terrorism in United States history.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

domestic terrorism attack

remains the deadliest act of domestic terrorism in United States history.

Commonsense said...

McVeigh was the poster boy for Antifa, to the extent that his politics is known, he was an anti-government anarchist.

Commonsense said...

The next great act of home-grown terrorisim will come from far-left anarchist groups like Antifa.

And it will be the Democrats fault for enabling them.

caliphate4vr said...

Of course the drunken liver forgot this from wiki

“McVeigh was not a right-wing evangelical Christian. In fact, McVeigh was raised Roman Catholic, but professed agnosticism.[2] His political beliefs were libertarian.”

Always lying

Anonymous said...


the alky and dishonest hacks like him hang their hat on the fact that mcveigh was at one time a registered republican.

what inspired him to blow up the murrah building was the government slaughter of randy weaver's family at ruby ridge.

the alky's heralded FBI murdered a woman holding a baby.



Anonymous said...




post your source, alky plagiarist:


https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/voters-say-they-are-more-likely-to-cast-ballots-in-this-years-midterm-elections/2018/10/13/c8dd8198-ce63-11e8-a360-85875bac0b1f_story.html?utm_term=.b5c28abf8e29


caliphate4vr said...

He lies constantly

Anonymous said...


indeed he does. i'll give him credit for consistency though. he is a firm believer and ardent practitioner of the "repeat a lie often enough until it becomes the truth" behavior.

the ghost of goebbels smiles upon the alky.

Anonymous said...

Director Larry Charles: Kanye and Trump Would ‘Be Killed By Police’ If They Were Poor".

Laughing at the unhinged left.

COP haters.

Anonymous said...

“Mental illness is defined by economics. The rich cannot be mentally ill because they’re rich. If Kanye and Trump weren’t rich and exhibited exactly the same irrational often dangerous behaviors except as poor street people they’d both be put away or killed by the police by now,” Larry Charles wrote."