Sunday, December 2, 2018

Sunday Funnies
















41 comments:

Commonsense said...

There will actually be people who will spend $99.99 on a white tee shirt.

cowardly king obama said...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Of course she would advocate for the government subsidizing this.

Commonsense said...

Talk about the scam of the century.

Al Sharpton sells his life story rights for $531,000 — to his own charity

So Sharpton found a creative way to drain his charity of it's money for his own personal use. He justified it by saying the movie rights will be worth 3 times that amount. (as if someone reallly wants to make a movie of his life or that people will actually see it).

Bet you dimes to dollars the New York AG will not pursue this scam as they would of, if say, the name was Donald J. Trump instead.

Anonymous said...




assholio fucktardio cortez loves her new congressional healthcare plan because it's NOT 0linsky-care.

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/12/02/gee-ya-think-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-just-destroyed-her-own-medicare-for-all-idea-and-she-didnt-even-realize-it/


hilarious.


anonymous said...

For the idiots amongst us.....those who keep saying GW scientists are in it for the money.....that's not it....they do it for science!!!!

MYTH NO. 1
Climate scientists are in it for the money.

When the second volume of the National Climate Assessment was released on Nov. 23, Rick Santorum, a Republican former senator from Pennsylvania, took to CNN to proclaim that climate scientists “are driven by the money that they receive.” Former House majority leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) appeared on the network the next day declaring the report to be “made by scientists that get paid to further the politics of global warming.”

I was one of the report’s authors. How much did I earn for the hundreds of hours I spent on it? Nothing. Nearly every day, climate scientists are accused of venality. Our other purported sins include fabricating data, selling out to “big green” — which supposedly tethers our grant money to doom-and-gloom findings — and fanning the flames of hysteria to further our nefarious agenda…

Anonymous said...

Lost, totally lost. Poor Tranny Denise.

Anonymous said...

assholio fucktardio cortez, RRB ®

Yep, she is a pure front hole.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://twitter.com/stublen1138/status/1068914273336745984?s=19

Anonymous said...

Hey, 2nd generation Alky, like you your link is broken.

anonymous said...

"assholio fucktardio KD" commie

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Neither one of my parents were alcoholics.

You are the first generation of an inheritance failure.

You spend too much time posting nonsense to run a ranch

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

WASHINGTON — Rep. Beto O'Rourke may have lost in Texas, but he's winning in Obamaland.

Aides to the former president and the man himself say O'Rourke's campaign against Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, gave them flashbacks to Obama's precocious political rise and has positioned the young white congressman as an early if unlikely heir to the first black president's "hope and change" mantle.


Obama said as much at an event in Chicago last week and some of his former political lieutenants have been publicly encouraging O'Rourke to consider a 2020 presidential bid, while privately counseling him on what to expect should he jump in.

I haven't made up my mind yet. But he looks like a potential killer candidate for President. The next generation will have to get acquainted with how to win like Obama did.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Unknown kput'z inherited a successful ranch in Kansas.

For at least 20 years he has been posting the dumbest shit ever.

His wife or children must be ashamed. But they have to keep the ranch open.

He has a cow named Daisy that he fucks when he's not spouting nonsense.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

RCP Average 11/9 - 11/29 42.6 53.3 -10.7
Economist11/25 - 11/27 45 53 -8
Reuters 11/21 - 11/27 44 51 -7
Rasmussen11/27 - 11/29 47 51 -4
Gallup 11/19 - 11/25 38 60 -22
Quinnipiac 11/14 - 11/19 41 -13
CBS News 11/15 - 11/18 39 -16
Monmouth 11/9 - 11/12 44 -5

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

He can't get above 43%

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://youtu.be/SU5l7rcu4II

This link works.

Trump walked off the stage at the G20 meeting in Argentina. He was supposed to stay with the President of Argentina.

He's an embarrassment to the United States.

cowardly king obama said...

The stomach-turning 'ballot-harvesting' that enabled Democrats to walk off with California

The picture emerging from California's election is grotesque. How again did Democrats engineer their strange midterm victory in Orange County and in other traditionally Republican areas? In that election, apparently winning Republican candidates were all unseated as the ballots just kept arriving, and arriving, and arriving, until the results flipped. Each and every time. And no such flips happened for Republicans, just Democrats, after they learned that Republicans were winning. And Democrats say it's just 'counting all the votes.'

Welcome to ballot-harvesting.

Which is why it's illegal almost everywhere in the world. California, on the other hand, back in 2016, passed AB1921, a law that actually permits it. Anyone can turn in ballots now, no questions asked, no chain of custody required.
continues with actual incidents at
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2018/12/the_stomachturning_ballotharvesting_that_enabled_democrats_to_walk_off_with_california.html

So in California some voters get to vote later than others... What a crooked state, no wonder the minority party has almost no representation...

Myballs said...

Yeah they said the same about Wendy Davis.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Today is my Liverversity plus one year and six months.

Anonymous said...

What or who triggered 2nd generation Alky?
"Roger AmickDecember 2, 2018 at 2:47 PM

Unknown kput'z inherited a successful ranch in Kansas. 

For at least 20 years he has been posting the dumbest shit ever. 

His wife or children must be ashamed. But they have to keep the ranch open. 

He has a cow named Daisy that he fucks when he's not spouting nonsense"



Anonymous said...

Bush Soars Yahoo board was created after Sept. 11th, 2011. ALKY believes that date was at least 20 years ago.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

September 11, 2001. Was the date of the attack. Soars was not created 10 years later.

The kput'z is a very stupid failure.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

KDDecember 2, 2018 at 9:03 PM
Bush Soars Yahoo board was created after Sept. 11th, 2011. ALKY believes that date was at least 20 years ago.

Just so he can't delete my post.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

September 11th was in 2001. 17 years ago. Obama was the President in 2011.

"Bush Soars in the polls" was a Yahoo News page. Yahoo allowed comments on the page. CH, kput'z and rrb were originally on the page. Scott created Thecoldheartedtruth as Yahoo was eliminating posts. Quite a few of us followed along.

Anonymous said...

No shit 2nd Generation Alky.
That message board was created shortly after 9-11-2001.
So bad at math I will help you.

2018
-2001
______

17 years.

"For at least 20 years he (KD) has been posting ......"

2nd Gen Alky fundamental broken.

Anonymous said...

"Rock legend Bruce Springsteen said in a recent interview that he thinks President Donald Trump can win a second term, saying that Democrats have no “obvious, effective” candidate to beat him in 2020.

“I don’t see anyone out there at the moment… the man who can beat Trump, or the woman who can beat Trump,” Bruce Springsteen said in an interview with The Sudnay Times.

You need someone who can speak some of the same language [as Trump] … and the Democrats don’t have an obvious, effective presidential candidate,” he said.

anonymous said...


The stomach-turning 'ballot-harvesting' that enabled Democrats to walk off with California

IOW's Ca counts every vote from every district...Something R's think is bad....idiot.. You don't like the outcome, so you claim foul typical of non thinking idiot old white men who are losing touch....LOLOLOLOL

anonymous said...

Coward conveniently forgets to provide source for his own stupidity.....

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2018/12/the_stomachturning_ballotharvesting_that_enabled_democrats_to_walk_off_with_california_comments.html

AMERICAN STINKER BLOG......Almost as credible as Anthony Watts.....science denier....LOLOLOLO

Commonsense said...

Yes, they count them three or four times if they are Democrat. Even non-existing people in California have voting rights if they are Democrats.

anonymous said...

Yes, they count them three or four times if they are

Is your brain that cramped with stupidity.....Only in the lipid cesspool of idiots like you say that.....Unless you have objective proof, I once again call your ass out as being the dumbest fuck in floriduh..... American Stinker....the source of dumbass's inability to think on their own....

cowardly king obama said...

lo iq commie, the American Thinker link was included in the posting.

Probably too difficult for you to notice.

They include actual video of what they describe.

Probably too difficult for you to absorb.

Guess you are stuck being glued to the site in lo iq mode.

Posting juvenile spellings of the parent blog.

ROFLMFAO !!!

anonymous said...

Yes, they count them three or four times if they are

Cowardly asshole once again proves why he is a worthless pile of republicon stupidity......good call asshole....posting juvenile stupidity just like the liar in chief.....thanx for your help....LOLOLOLOL

Commonsense said...

This is what happens when wrong-headed policies are based on climate pseudo-science.

The protests began as a rebellion against fuel prices but have grown into weeks of civil unrest in the capital

Wonder if California is paying attention.

Thank God we have a president who says "No" to this nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Interesting stock market opening shaping up on both grain sales all time highs and China caving to Naco-Pres. TRUMP.

Anonymous said...

2nd Gen Alky WTF are you rambling off about.
"Just so he can't delete my post."

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Like a lot of states, California has provisional ballots. They are not counted unless verified as legitimate and not as a second vote or even more.

Mail ballots can be sent through the mail on election day. That can take more than a day depending upon where the voter mailed in his or her ballot.

The Republicans lost Orange County because of the changing demographics, more Hispanic voters and the educated women voters who overwhelmingly voted for the Democratic candidates.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Kput'z you claimed that the 9/11 attack occurred in 2011, not 2001.

My comment of 20 years was just a generic comment. It was 17 years ago when you started posting your incredibly stupid comments. Go fuck Daisy, she is mooing in desire for you.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.sos.ca.gov/elections/voting-resources/provisional-voting/

Provisional Voting
Provisional Voting



If your name is not on the voter list at your polling place, you have the right to vote a provisional ballot.

What Is a Provisional Ballot?

A provisional ballot is a regular ballot that is placed in a special envelope prior to being put in the ballot box.

Who Casts a Provisional Ballot?

Provisional ballots are ballots cast by voters who:

Believe they are registered to vote even though their names are not on the official voter registration list at the polling place.
Vote by mail and instead want to vote at their polling place or a vote center, but they did not receive their ballot or do not have their ballot with them (and the elections official is unable to verify that they have not returned their vote-by-mail ballot).
What Happens After You Cast a Provisional Ballot?

Your provisional ballot will be counted after elections officials have confirmed that you are registered to vote in that county and you did not already vote in that election.

You may vote a provisional ballot at any polling place in the county in which you are registered to vote, however, only the elections contests you are eligible to vote for will be counted.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Menstra is wrong about even simple shit.

If your name is not on the voter list at your polling place, you have the right to vote a provisional ballot.

What Is a Provisional Ballot?

A provisional ballot is a regular ballot that is placed in a special envelope prior to being put in the ballot box.

Who Casts a Provisional Ballot?

Provisional ballots are ballots cast by voters who:

Believe they are registered to vote even though their names are not on the official voter registration list at the polling place.
Vote by mail and instead want to vote at their polling place or a vote center, but they did not receive their ballot or do not have their ballot with them (and the elections official is unable to verify that they have not returned their vote-by-mail ballot).
What Happens After You Cast a Provisional Ballot?

Your provisional ballot will be counted after elections officials have confirmed that you are registered to vote in that county and you did not already vote in that election.

You may vote a provisional ballot at any polling place in the county in which you are registered to vote, however, only the elections contests you are eligible to vote for will be counted.

anonymous said...

KD said...
Interesting stock market opening shaping up on both grain sales all time highs and China caving to Naco-Pres. TRUMP.

And the goat fucker forgets that the market was tanking because of the tariffs and uncertainty with China....all that happened is the can was kicked down the world for 90 days in which there will be another correction when nothing gets done....stupid beyond his years....LOLOLOL

cowardly king obama said...

California new law for 2018 election "allow anybody to walk into an elections office and hand over truckloads of vote by mail envelopes with ballots inside, no questions asked, no verified records kept. It amounts to an open invitation to large-scale vote buying, voter coercion"

and until the desired result is achieved votes keep getting "harvested" until the desired result is achieved. Legal ? now yes. Ethical ? no.


California has turned into a banana "republic"