Sunday, February 10, 2019

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45 comments:

anonymous said...

Now this is funny.....many low intellect trump voters are complaining about shitty tax refunds from trumps great tax break for his elites and business....Like I have posted many times,,,,,,your only tax breaks will come from savings on gasoline that he took credit for.....Buyers remorse anyone????? Especially our goat fucker and cultist????

Average tax refunds were down last week 8.4 percent for the first week of the tax season over the same time last year, according to the Internal Revenue Service. Dipping refunds are inflaming a growing army of taxpayers stunned by the consequences of the Trump administration’s tax law — and the effects of the partial government shutdown.

The average refund check paid out so far has been $1,865, down from $2,035 at the same point in 2018, according to IRS data. Low-income taxpayers often file early to pocket the money as soon as possible. Many taxpayers count on the refunds to make important payments, or spend the money on things like home repairs, a vacation or a car.

The IRS had estimated it would issue about 2.3 percent fewer refunds this year as a result of the changes in the federal tax law, according to Bloomberg. MSNBC reports that 30 million Americans will owe the IRS money this year — 3 million more than before Trump’s tax law.

“There are going to be a lot of unhappy people over the next month,” Edward Karl of the American Institute of CPAs told Politico. “Taxpayers want a large refund.” Some 71 percent of taxpayers received refunds last year worth about $3,000 on average, according to Karl.

Enjoy the suck boys....LOLOLOLOLOL

Commonsense said...

funny.....many low intellect trump voters are complaining about shitty tax refunds from trumps great tax break

It's not the Trump voters who are complaining. It's the snowflake left.

I blame the education system for not properly teaching children about withholding and what the tax refund really is.

anonymous said...

It's not the Trump voters who are complaining. It's the snowflake left.

More opinion cramps....still looking for that CBS link and data supporting Biology text books write on when life starts....Or how about that .6% growth proof????? Too fucking funny how you continue to act like the jerk you want to be...>>BWAAAAAAAA!!!!!

anonymous said...

The frustrations will likely continue to fuel support for plans to boost taxes on the ultra-wealthy. A poll last month found that nearly 60 percent of registered voters support a plan by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to impose a 70 percent marginal tax rate on the portion of annual income that exceeds $10 million a year.

Commonsense said...

More opinion cramps....still looking for that CBS link and data supporting Biology text books

When you get a hold of stupid you just don't let go do you?

anonymous said...

When you get a hold of stupid you just don't let go do you?

He who cannot back up his own posts is too stupid to realize you got caught again and I love repeating your lack of intellect and being truthful....I win again....BWAAAAAAAAA! IOW's I made the shit up and you caught me!!!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...
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Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

“There are going to be a lot of unhappy people over the next month,” Edward Karl of the American Institute of CPAs told Politico. “Taxpayers want a large refund.” Some 71 percent of taxpayers received refunds last year worth about $3,000 on average, according to Karl.

Scads of taxpayers are complaining on Twitter that they have always received a refund — but now owe the IRS instead.

The number of refunds sent out by the IRS was also down — about 24 percent — as the agency struggled to get up to speed after the government shutdown. The agency sent out about 4.67 million tax refunds in the week ending Feb. 1, compared with about 6.17 million in the same period in 2018, according to IRS data.

This year’s filing season, which began two days after the shutdown ended on Jan. 25, is complicated because it’s the first after the 2017 tax law was enacted. Though President Donald Trump boasted that the new code would be so simplified that people could file their taxes on a postcard, that’s not the case.

In addition, the changes complicated payroll withholding, so that not enough money was withheld by employers in many cases, meaning that people now owe more taxes. The new law also capped IRS deductions for paid state and local taxes, including real estate taxes, resulting in a nasty surprise for many filers. Several other deductions are no longer allowed.

The frustrations will likely continue to fuel support for plans to boost taxes on the ultra-wealthy. A poll last month found that nearly 60 percent of registered voters support a plan by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to impose a 70 percent marginal tax rate on the portion of annual income that exceeds $10 million a year.

Twitter is filling up with complaints from people whose situation has changed radically.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/average-tax-refunds-down-8-054836423.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=2_06

Anonymous said...

Roger your post is fantastic news, can you figure out Why?

"Refunds averaged $1,865 compared to $2,035 for tax year 2017, according to the Internal Revenue Service."no

Anonymous said...

CS, you are right.

That the Three Liberal Stooges of CHT don't understand why it happened and how this is a positive exposes their basic understanding of the economic world around them.

anonymous said...

t is fantastic news, can you figure out Why?

I can figure out you have no clue and the only thing you are is too stupid to chew gum and fuck a goat at the same time....Your understanding of trumps tax cuts is 1: You don't get shit because you have no income stream and 2: Gas prices for my big truck are saving me a ton of money like a tax break!@!!!!!!

Commonsense said...

“There are going to be a lot of unhappy people over the next month,” Edward Karl of the American Institute of CPAs told Politico. “Taxpayers want a large refund.” Some 71 percent of taxpayers received refunds last year worth about $3,000 on average, according to Karl.

Stupid is as stupid does. The ideal refund is zero. That means the government took out exactly the right amount in withholding. Otherwise, you are in essence, giving the government an interest free loan.

anonymous said...

The ideal refund is zero

Yep.....and your point is????? Since your income is soooooo small....it is difficult for you to get any kind of refund....And if you read the entire piece, you will note that it is employers screwing up the new deduction rates that are causing the decrease in refunds and causing more to have to pay....which is what you advocate ass breath.....

Commonsense said...

Yep.....and your point is?????

It means it's silly to complaint about a small refund when the government was taking less money from you paycheck throughout the year.

It's was better for you to have the money all along and put it in a savings account.

It's rather amazing you have to explain this to people.

anonymous said...

It means it's silly to complaint about a small refund when the government was taking less money from you paycheck throughout the year.

Too fucking stupid even for you....Suggest you go research the root cause as to what people are complaining....As to withholding a buck twenty five less a week is catching up to the lies of tax cuts for all.....It's amazing you are as stupid as a box of rocks and can still exist.....BWAAAAAAA......

anonymous said...

For the weak minded and lazy cramps....suggest you read this....

In addition, the changes complicated payroll withholding, so that not enough money was withheld by employers in many cases, meaning that people now owe more taxes. The new law also capped IRS deductions for paid state and local taxes, including real estate taxes, resulting in a nasty surprise for many filers. Several other deductions are no longer allowed.

Commonsense said...

Suggest you go research the root cause as to what people are complaining..

The root cause is simple. There are people as clueless as you are about taxes.

Anonymous said...

look at what the left on this board is crowing about.

i can think of no better recent example of just how much the left depends upon the chronically fucking stupid to get elected than the tax refund issue.

Twitter is filling up with complaints from people whose situation has changed radically.

and this is one of the few helpful things the stupid does for the rest of us -

they self-identify. and for that we say thank you.

these same dumb fucks never noticed the increase in take-home pay, and never considered that they might need to adjust their withholding.

Anonymous said...



For the weak minded and lazy cramps....suggest you read this....

now there's some irony for you. it's the weak minded and lazy who are the ones complaining.

anonymous said...

the weak minded and lazy who are the ones complaining.


Yeah....lazy people who make more money than you and cramps combined in your world are lazy....too dayum funny for the weak minded trump fellator.....BWAAAAAA!!!! Keep hoping for the wall.....simple concepts for simple minds like you rectum breath...

anonymous said...

fucking stupid to get elected than the tax refund issue.

It's a tax issue asshole....even idiots like you can grasp that concept......Obvious you don't make enough to be bothered about a refund or new tax liability....LOLOLOL

Anonymous said...



denny, thanks for making my point.

everyone i know at my income level and above don't give a flying fuck about a refund. we do however, enjoy the extra take home pay. CS has it exactly right - the ideal refund is ZERO.

those who use their refund as an interest-free savings account are the morons who put democrats and keep democrats in office.

if we had true financial literacy in this country democrats couldn't get elected dog catcher.

if my refund is a couple of hundred bucks lighter i don't care because i don't need the fucking money anyway.

if the health of your household hangs in the balance a couple hundred $$$ swing, you're an imbecile. so it's no wonder that you and the alky and the pederast have latched on to this issue.



Anonymous said...



heh:


(CNN)A federal judge ruled late Friday she is unconvinced of an immediate need to block a citizenship question from the 2020 census over privacy concerns.


https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/09/politics/census-2020-citizenship-question/index.html

Commonsense said...

The only real losers are the tax preparers that base their fee on a percentage of the refund check.

Tough toenails.

Commonsense said...

Yeah....lazy people who make more money than you

If they are making more money than me they don't have to worry about a refund.

Anonymous said...



for decades i've advocated for a full year financial literacy course requirement in our school district. a senior year course required to graduate that prepares the student to understand and manage their own finances. everything from balancing a checkbook to the value of a good credit score to getting a mortgage to buy a home.

the parents i talk to about it nod in agreement. the teachers and administrators i talk to about it recoil in horror.

liberals rely upon lies, fear, uncertainty, and doubt for voter support. an intelligent, informed and self-sufficient citizen is their worst nightmare.

Anonymous said...


That the Three Liberal Stooges of CHT don't understand why it happened and how this is a positive exposes their basic understanding of the economic world around them.

Denise confirmed he doesn't know

Anonymous said...



Ilhan Omar Rants About TSA Not Getting Back Pay, Then Calls To Defund DHS (Which Includes The TSA)


https://www.weaselzippers.us/410607-ilhan-omar-rants-about-tsa-not-getting-back-pay-then-calls-to-defund-dhs-which-includes-the-tsa/


if i didn't know any better i'd swear that democrats had a moron quota to hit when electing this years group of freshmen.

Anonymous said...

Roger, please do me a favor. Become much, much, much more informed.

Anonymous said...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's staff says a document that supported paying Americans 'unwilling to work' was accidentally released" Reddit

Anonymous said...



jonah goldberg had the best takedown of her yet:


Jonah Goldberg

@JonahNRO

Just admit you committed one of the greatest Kinsley Gaffes in decades: Your office obviously released what you actually think. And now you’re scrambling to pretend something else happened. It’s dishonest and speaks to the immaturity of you, your staff and your ideas.



anonymous said...


Denise confirmed he doesn't know

Hey goat fucker....you again prove your expertise in Jack Shit.....

If they are making more money than me they don't have to worry about a refund.

BWAAAAAAAAA! Everyone makes more money than you.....

are the tax preparers that base their fee on a percentage of the refund check.

REALLY CRAMPS.....MAYBE YOU CAN LINK US UP with any TAX ACCOUNTANT THAT DOES THAT.... I call BULLSHIT on that!!!!!
That will be #3 things you can't back up in 2 days.....asshole....

Anonymous said...



btw, what's the latest on the COONMAN and the POONMAN?

the alky promised us resignations.

Anonymous said...

RRB, like you say, then there is Alky Stupid .

"oger AmickFebruary 9, 2019 at 10:52 PM

That was from the Bloomberg news page. Not the motto of her policies. 
I don't support “economic security to all who are unwilling to work”. Neither does anyone actually say that."

Except her camp did.

Anonymous said...

Any one Seen Opie?

Hope he is doing well.

Anonymous said...

Chicago Might Start $1,000/Month Handouts

Let’s see, what could we do to render Chicago even more dysfunctional and therefore even more certain to elect only Democrats, in accordance with the principle of the Democrat Death Spiral? I know: hand people $1,000 of other people’s money as a reward for nothing:

Some Chicago families could start collecting a $1,000 check every month with no strings attached. That’s the new proposal from a task force created by Mayor Emanuel.

The idea is to break the cycle of poverty. The pilot program would give 1,000 struggling Chicagoans $1,000 a month.


As George Orwell might say, “Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.” Trying to break the cycle of poverty by subsidizing poverty is one of those ideas.

Then again, whether this idea is stupid depends on the desired outcome.

To get less of something, tax it. To get more of something, subsidize it. Big Government taxes work and subsidizes indolence. This results in poverty, social disintegration, and government dependence. Only one group benefits from these inevitable consequences: Democrat bureaucrats of the type running Chicago, who are assured of a steady source of votes.

So maybe this is not such a stupid idea after all — so long as they expect votes but not gratitude.


https://moonbattery.com/chicago-might-start-1000-month-handouts/

anonymous said...

Some Chicago families could start collecting

And you could self ignite......LOLOLOLOLOLOL


Even stupid for your lack of intellect asshole
Moonbattery.com is a blog that alleges that it's keeping an eye on the American far-left. In reality, it's up there as one of the most despicable and horrifying sites in the wingnutsphere:



“”When it comes time to make Whitey into lampshades, there will be no shortage of white volunteers to man the guard towers at the concentration camps. It will be whites who oversee the whole operation. Liberalism works by manipulating the weak-minded through self-hatred.
—Gee, why do people think they're racist?[1]


Blatant homophobia (gays are commonly referred to as "perverts") and rants about the "gay agenda" trying to destroy Christianity.[2][3]
Global warming denialism.[4]
Showing sympathy for white supremacist conspiracy theories and racist views, such as giving shout-outs to the race war conspiracy theorists,[5] claiming that liberals are trying to get African-Americans to kill white people, wondering why people continue to "persecute" George Zimmerman and declaring "The welfare state produces Trayvon Martins by the millions" (though this doesn't keep them from admiring black conservatives). They call Trayvon Martin "Saint Skittles" and their support of George Zimmerman goes beyond simply thinking he should be acquitted and right into borderline hero worship. Pointing out their racist dog whistles is just political correctness gone mad in their eyes.[6] [7] Their post on "Ghetto Booty" drops the subtlety in favor of more overt racism.[8]
Declaring food aid to be a slippery slope to communism while pushing Allen West's bullshit that there are more Americans receiving food aid than there are Americans working in the private sector.[9][10]

anonymous said...

Blogger KD said...
Any one Seen Opie?

Our next box of rocks being stupid......asshole...

Anonymous said...

Lol@Denise

IRS Urges Taxpayers to Choose a Tax Preparer Wisely for the Filing Season Ahead | Internal Revenue Service - IRS.gov

IRS.gov › newsroom › irs-urges-taxpaye...

Check on the service fees upfront. Avoid preparers who base their fee on a percentage of your refund or those who say they can get larger refunds than others can. Always make sure any refund due is sent to you or deposited into your bank account.

Anonymous said...




CHICAGO (WLS) -- Some Chicago families could start collecting a $1,000 check every month with no strings attached. That's the new proposal from a task force created by Mayor Emanuel.

The idea is to break the cycle of poverty. The pilot program would give 1,000 struggling Chicagoans $1,000 a month.


https://abc7chicago.com/5127392/


denny's too stupid to click the embedded links.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

anonymous said...


denny's too stupid to click the embedded links.

I followed your cite, silly me. vetted it, and found it to be as credible as you, again proving you really need to post legitimate sources instead of the bullshit you rely on...........end of fucking story.... Your error not posting abc......I guess being a lazy fucking asshole is in your genes....LOLOLOL

anonymous said...

Hey fuck nut......the link you describe is hidden in this paragraph ......I barely read the POS let alone clicked on embedded POS in a stupid ass blog.....BTW...nothing was the link....FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.....like you follow embedded links....stupidity is your middle name.....
2019
Chicago Might Start $1,000/Month Handouts

Let’s see, what could we do to render Chicago even more dysfunctional and therefore even more certain to elect only Democrats, in accordance with the principle of the Democrat Death Spiral? I know: hand people $1,000 of other people’s money as a reward for "nothing":

Anonymous said...

Lol@Denise

"I barely read "

Yes we know.

Got IRS?

anonymous said...

got IRS?

Got your dick stuck in a fucking goat, asshole?????

I barely read " As in past tense, but you knew that and chose once again to be a goat fucking asshole you always are....no surprise there for an unemployed trump sucker with no discernible talent or brain.....