NEW YORK, NY—L'Oréal USA announced in a press release Tuesday that the company is introducing "The Biden Collection" under its Garnier Fructis brand.
The shampoos and conditioners are said to give off that perfect hair scent that vice presidents simply can't resist. From "Presidential Passion Fruit" and "Oval Office Orange" to "Creepy Cranberry" and "Too Close Tomato," the line has scents to attract any kind of vice president.
Joe Biden himself was brought in as a consultant to help engineers craft the ideal scent. Biden smelled hundreds of flavors before personally selecting the ones used for the official product line.
"I stand by this product 100%," he said. "I believe every woman in America deserves to have her hair good and sniffed. Don't let boring, unscented shampoos rob you of the chance to have a creepy vice president come up to you and give your hair a good smelling."
According to L'Oréal reps, ethical consumers need not worry. The company assured its customers that Biden did not test the product on animals, but rather insisted on humane testing procedures on live women.
Curious, is cheating at golf an impeachable offense?
No, but it surely is a view into whether he can be trusted and from the reports I have seen,,....his cheating is legendary....the caddies nick named him Pele, on his ability to improve his lie with his foot....so sad he cheats at all levels of life and you all choose to keep sucking on his manhood....his cheating is as legendary as Paulines inability to post any of his own thoughts, but just C+P others attempt at humor and opinion....so sad....
This is such great news. Worth $$$$$$$ to ranchers and farmers. Trump ended the Lost Years Droughts.
"JOEL B. POLLAK" California’s snowpack is officially 162% higher than average, the fourth-highest ever recorded, after state officials performed the annual measurement this week in the Sierra Nevada mountains.
“Department of Water Resources officials announced a measurement of 106.5 inches of snow at Phillips Station, good for a snow-water equivalent of 51 inches,” the Sacramento Bee reports. Phillips Station itself was actually at 200 percent of normal."
Since the Flores story broke, @BarackObama has plugged Valerie Jarrett's book and congratulated Lori Lightfoot for winning the Chicago mayoral race. He has yet to Tweet support for Biden.
Strange, thought he had been pretty close to him for something like 8 years.
Of course many people do not like twitter here and prefer getting the real story filtered from news outlets, probably by way of the morning paper or pony express.
I've played golf with the President. He is a legitimate 10 handicap. Never cheats. He makes golf great again just like I make the Patriots great every year.
all that snow is a sure sign of global warming or so I'm sure we will be told...
Which science has said is true as warmer atmosphere can hold more moisture and therefore more snow!!!......revelations to idiot goat fuckers and willfully stupid cowards!!!
You really should stop talking about yourself in such derogatory terms, cramps.....Amazing you even know that water needs to freeze to create snow....Simply astounding your ability to grasp such a complex subject like that....BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! No scientists say snow is due to global warming.....they do say large snow falls are affected by global warming due to the extra moisture the warmer atmosphere can carry.....so sad that concept eludes your simplistic mind!!!!!!
Which science has said is true as warmer atmosphere can hold more moisture and therefore more snow!!!......revelations to idiot goat fuckers and willfully stupid cowards!!!
So it follows that last year when they had a historically small snow cap it was global cooling. or was it global warming no matter what the data, or are you just confused ???
No one said that other than dumb fuck cowards...>BWAAAAAA!!! It seems rather obvious the simple concepts elude your simple mind...typical of dumb fuck deniers who slurp trumps fat white ass!!!!
The goat fucking asshole arrives just in time to show the world he has less to add than the fucking coward.....Too dayum funny that neither of you have even the kernel of a science understanding...that's why you follow trump....too stupid to think!!!!
This good news has a lot of people happy. Farmers, ranchers, tree huggers, home owners and fire fighters. "A very wet winter across California has resulted in a massive snowpack in the Sierra Nevada, a key indicator for the state’s water supply in the months ahead.
Overall, the Sierra snowpack measures approximately 162 percent of average, which is more than triple what the number was one year ago."
All my NOC was bought @<100 per share....a major winnah for me....too bad you weren't smart enough to buy any and got left behind like the dumb goat fucking asshole you are....BTW so much for trumps great economy....BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Thanx for playing jag off....
April 3, 2019 WASHINGTON — Some of Robert S. Mueller III’s investigators have told associates that Attorney General William P. Barr failed to adequately portray the findings of their inquiry and that they were more troubling for President Trump than Mr. Barr indicated, according to government officials and others familiar with their simmering frustrations.
At stake in the dispute — the first evidence of tension between Mr. Barr and the special counsel’s office — is who shapes the public’s initial understanding of one of the most consequential government investigations in American history. Some members of Mr. Mueller’s team are concerned that, because Mr. Barr created the first narrative of the special counsel’s findings, Americans’ views will have hardened before the investigation’s conclusions become public.
Mr. Barr has said he would move quickly to release the nearly 400-page report but needed time to scrub out confidential information. The special counsel’s investigators had already written multiple summaries of the report, and some team members believe that Mr. Barr should have included more of their material in the four-page letter he wrote on March 24 laying out their main conclusions, according to government officials familiar with the investigation. Mr. Barr only briefly cited the special counsel’s work in his letter.
However, the special counsel’s office never asked Mr. Barr to release the summaries soon after he received the report, a person familiar with the investigation said. And the Justice Department quickly determined that the summaries contain sensitive information, like classified material, secret grand-jury testimony and information related to current federal investigations that must remain confidential, according to two government officials.
Mr. Barr was also wary of departing from Justice Department practice not to disclose derogatory details in closing an investigation, according to two government officials familiar with Mr. Barr’s thinking. They pointed to the decision by James B. Comey, the former F.B.I. director, to harshly criticize Hillary Clinton in 2016 while announcing that he was recommending no charges in the inquiry into her email practices.
They are saying that they are spreading bullshit again to cloud the investigation.
In his letter to Congress outlining the report’s chief conclusions, Mr. Barr said that Mr. Mueller found no conspiracy between Mr. Trump’s campaign and Russia’s 2016 election interference. While Mr. Mueller made no decision on his other main question, whether the president illegally obstructed the inquiry, he explicitly stopped short of exonerating Mr. Trump.
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Mr. Mueller’s decision to skip a prosecutorial judgment “leaves it to the attorney general to determine whether the conduct described in the report constitutes a crime,” Mr. Barr wrote. He and his deputy, Rod J. Rosenstein, decided that the evidence was insufficient to conclude that Mr. Trump had committed an obstruction offense.
Image The attorney general is preparing the report of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, for Congress. The attorney general is preparing the report of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, for Congress.CreditTom Brenner for The New York Times Mr. Barr has come under criticism for sharing so little. But according to officials familiar with the attorney general’s thinking, he and his aides limited the details they revealed because they were worried about wading into political territory. Mr. Barr and his advisers expressed concern that if they included derogatory information about Mr. Trump while clearing him, they would face a storm of criticism like what Mr. Comey endured in the Clinton investigation.
Legal experts attacked Mr. Comey at the time for violating Justice Department practice to keep confidential any negative information about anyone uncovered during investigations. The practice exists to keep from unfairly sullying people’s reputations without giving them a chance to respond in court.
Mr. Rosenstein cited the handling of the Clinton case in a memo the White House used to rationalize Mr. Trump’s firing of Mr. Comey.
Though it was not clear what findings the special counsel’s investigators viewed as troubling for Mr. Trump, Mr. Barr has suggested that Mr. Mueller may have found evidence of malfeasance in investigating possible obstruction of justice. “The report sets out evidence on both sides of the question,” Mr. Barr wrote in his March 24 letter.
Mr. Mueller examined Mr. Trump’s attempts to maintain control over the investigation, including his firing of Mr. Comey and his attempt to oust Mr. Mueller and Attorney General Jeff Sessions to install a loyalist to oversee the inquiry.
The fallout from Mr. Barr’s letter outlining the Russia investigation’s main findings overshadowed his intent to make public as much of the entire report as possible, a goal he has stressed since his confirmation hearing in January. He reiterated to lawmakers on Friday that he wanted both Congress and the public to read the report and said that the department would by mid-April furnish a version with sensitive material blacked out. He offered to testify on Capitol Hill soon after turning over the report.
Roger Amick said... The Muller team actually leaking that for the 1st time.
Actually there was a previous leak before the report and Mueller jumped out in front and said the leak was not true, remember? Dipshits didn't realize that any leaks can only come from the themselves and will bring their integrity into question, as if that really is in doubt...
So you know that that is illegal right and if true shows how biased the "team" was to actually break the law now. They better have real evidence and not be referring to some tweets or the Comey firing... though I'm sure they do despise Trump and would try to word anything in the worst way possible and I'm sure some of that will be in any 400 page report.
Count me as skeptical at bombshell number...????? The only thing we know for sure is how wrong the press has been and how biased.
WASHINGTON — Some of Robert S. Mueller III’s investigators have told associates that Attorney General William P. Barr failed to adequately portray the findings of their inquiry and that they were more troubling for President Trump than Mr. Barr indicated, according to government officials and others familiar with their simmering frustrations.
Notice that nobody has the guts to go on the record, and "others familiar with their simmering frustrations" could be very well the reporters themselves passing opinion as fact.
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Garnier Fructis Introduces The Biden Collection
NEW YORK, NY—L'Oréal USA announced in a press release Tuesday that the company is introducing "The Biden Collection" under its Garnier Fructis brand.
The shampoos and conditioners are said to give off that perfect hair scent that vice presidents simply can't resist. From "Presidential Passion Fruit" and "Oval Office Orange" to "Creepy Cranberry" and "Too Close Tomato," the line has scents to attract any kind of vice president.
Joe Biden himself was brought in as a consultant to help engineers craft the ideal scent. Biden smelled hundreds of flavors before personally selecting the ones used for the official product line.
"I stand by this product 100%," he said. "I believe every woman in America deserves to have her hair good and sniffed. Don't let boring, unscented shampoos rob you of the chance to have a creepy vice president come up to you and give your hair a good smelling."
According to L'Oréal reps, ethical consumers need not worry. The company assured its customers that Biden did not test the product on animals, but rather insisted on humane testing procedures on live women.
Curious, is cheating at golf an impeachable offense?
No, but it surely is a view into whether he can be trusted and from the reports I have seen,,....his cheating is legendary....the caddies nick named him Pele, on his ability to improve his lie with his foot....so sad he cheats at all levels of life and you all choose to keep sucking on his manhood....his cheating is as legendary as Paulines inability to post any of his own thoughts, but just C+P others attempt at humor and opinion....so sad....
Madam O'Rourke .
"’Rourke was asked if he would sign Sheila Jackson Lee’s bill which would consider reparations proposals for Africans-Americans.
O’Rourke said, “Yes, So absolutely, I would sign that into law.”
VP Biden used his office to get work for his dolt son by threatening to with hold $1 Billion in funding.
This is such great news. Worth $$$$$$$ to ranchers and farmers. Trump ended the Lost Years Droughts.
"JOEL B. POLLAK"
California’s snowpack is officially 162% higher than average, the fourth-highest ever recorded, after state officials performed the annual measurement this week in the Sierra Nevada mountains.
“Department of Water Resources officials announced a measurement of 106.5 inches of snow at Phillips Station, good for a snow-water equivalent of 51 inches,” the Sacramento Bee reports. Phillips Station itself was actually at 200 percent of normal."
All that snow is a sure sign of global warming or so I'm sure we will be told...
FORE more years
Every day has sure been beautiful lately, even more than usual.
CNBC
"Rising Democratic presidential contender Pete Buttigieg said 'all lives matter' in 2015, putting his record on race in the spotlight"
Figured out the music for the Democrat debates this year if any of them survive that long:
Another one bites the dust
Unfuckingbelievable
@CuomoPrimeTime
@ChrisCuomo: This migrant situation is called a "crisis," but that word is overused. It doesn't do the situation justice.
It's not easy to see what's happening, but the only thing harder is to realize what isn't happening: Shameful inaction.
Wasn't this one of the assclowns who was shamefully calling this a Trump manufactured emergency ? As were all on the left here.
fredo cuomo was also the assclown who said that antifa = US military landing at normandy on d-day.
https://twitter.com/chriscuomo/status/897820041273626626
I like Joe. I think I would vote for him in the Primaries .
Twit Cuomo.
"Bottom line...the shutdown is supposedly okay because we have a border crisis that demands a wall. That's not the truth."
Matthew Continetti
@continetti
Since the Flores story broke, @BarackObama has plugged Valerie Jarrett's book and congratulated Lori Lightfoot for winning the Chicago mayoral race. He has yet to Tweet support for Biden.
Strange, thought he had been pretty close to him for something like 8 years.
Of course many people do not like twitter here and prefer getting the real story filtered from news outlets, probably by way of the morning paper or pony express.
The Three Socialist Stooges of CHT believe there is less freedom of speech today then on Jan. 21st, 2017.
Near record snow in CA.,
Yep Cowardly King Obama , you are right it has to be that Gorebal Cooling , warming, change thingy.
I've played golf with the President. He is a legitimate 10 handicap. Never cheats. He makes golf great again just like I make the Patriots great every year.
Strange, thought he had been pretty close to him for something like 8 years.
Except he dump Biden for Hillary in 2016.
all that snow is a sure sign of global warming or so I'm sure we will be told...
Which science has said is true as warmer atmosphere can hold more moisture and therefore more snow!!!......revelations to idiot goat fuckers and willfully stupid cowards!!!
https://www.livescience.com/48874-warming-climate-produces-more-snow-storms.html
Yep, there is science behind what I stated warm air holds more water!!!!!!, a.......LOLOLOL
The problem is warm air doesn't make snow. It makes rain. For snow you need sub-freezing temperatures.
You know, to freeze the water vapor into ice crystals.
Somebody doesn't know basic science.
Therefore they are hoodwinked when "scientist" [charlatans] say snow is due to global warming.
Somebody doesn't know basic science.
You really should stop talking about yourself in such derogatory terms, cramps.....Amazing you even know that water needs to freeze to create snow....Simply astounding your ability to grasp such a complex subject like that....BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! No scientists say snow is due to global warming.....they do say large snow falls are affected by global warming due to the extra moisture the warmer atmosphere can carry.....so sad that concept eludes your simplistic mind!!!!!!
lo iq Unknown said...
Which science has said is true as warmer atmosphere can hold more moisture and therefore more snow!!!......revelations to idiot goat fuckers and willfully stupid cowards!!!
So it follows that last year when they had a historically small snow cap it was global cooling. or was it global warming no matter what the data, or are you just confused ???
So much losing.
"warm air holds more water!" Denise explains how he knows snow is formed.
y small snow cap it was global cooling
No one said that other than dumb fuck cowards...>BWAAAAAA!!! It seems rather obvious the simple concepts elude your simple mind...typical of dumb fuck deniers who slurp trumps fat white ass!!!!
The goat fucking asshole arrives just in time to show the world he has less to add than the fucking coward.....Too dayum funny that neither of you have even the kernel of a science understanding...that's why you follow trump....too stupid to think!!!!
This good news has a lot of people happy. Farmers, ranchers, tree huggers, home owners and fire fighters.
"A very wet winter across California has resulted in a massive snowpack in the Sierra Nevada, a key indicator for the state’s water supply in the months ahead.
Overall, the Sierra snowpack measures approximately 162 percent of average, which is more than triple what the number was one year ago."
How are ya Denise?
NOC STOCK HIGH $356.45
CLOSE TODAY $266
In this UP Market.
CLOSE TODAY $266
You own any?????
I don't own shitty loser stocks.
All my NOC was bought @<100 per share....a major winnah for me....too bad you weren't smart enough to buy any and got left behind like the dumb goat fucking asshole you are....BTW so much for trumps great economy....BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Thanx for playing jag off....
"I'm not inclined to release my tax returns".
The letter is going to the IRS. The President may not be able to block this request.
Loser Alky
Only a dumbass is happy when his stock losses $90 per share.
AG Barr and Muller are working together to put out a legal release.
Denise owns 1,000 shares of NOV.
1000 shares x a loss of $90 per share = $90,000 loss.
He is happy with those losses.
The letter is going to the IRS. The President may not be able to block this request.
The request is illegal.
The Socialist Democrats are doing a lot of Illegal things.
Pres. Trump has them tripping over themselves.
Holly shit
April 3, 2019
WASHINGTON — Some of Robert S. Mueller III’s investigators have told associates that Attorney General William P. Barr failed to adequately portray the findings of their inquiry and that they were more troubling for President Trump than Mr. Barr indicated, according to government officials and others familiar with their simmering frustrations.
At stake in the dispute — the first evidence of tension between Mr. Barr and the special counsel’s office — is who shapes the public’s initial understanding of one of the most consequential government investigations in American history. Some members of Mr. Mueller’s team are concerned that, because Mr. Barr created the first narrative of the special counsel’s findings, Americans’ views will have hardened before the investigation’s conclusions become public.
Mr. Barr has said he would move quickly to release the nearly 400-page report but needed time to scrub out confidential information. The special counsel’s investigators had already written multiple summaries of the report, and some team members believe that Mr. Barr should have included more of their material in the four-page letter he wrote on March 24 laying out their main conclusions, according to government officials familiar with the investigation. Mr. Barr only briefly cited the special counsel’s work in his letter.
However, the special counsel’s office never asked Mr. Barr to release the summaries soon after he received the report, a person familiar with the investigation said. And the Justice Department quickly determined that the summaries contain sensitive information, like classified material, secret grand-jury testimony and information related to current federal investigations that must remain confidential, according to two government officials.
Mr. Barr was also wary of departing from Justice Department practice not to disclose derogatory details in closing an investigation, according to two government officials familiar with Mr. Barr’s thinking. They pointed to the decision by James B. Comey, the former F.B.I. director, to harshly criticize Hillary Clinton in 2016 while announcing that he was recommending no charges in the inquiry into her email practices.
They are saying that they are spreading bullshit again to cloud the investigation.
In his letter to Congress outlining the report’s chief conclusions, Mr. Barr said that Mr. Mueller found no conspiracy between Mr. Trump’s campaign and Russia’s 2016 election interference. While Mr. Mueller made no decision on his other main question, whether the president illegally obstructed the inquiry, he explicitly stopped short of exonerating Mr. Trump.
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Mr. Mueller’s decision to skip a prosecutorial judgment “leaves it to the attorney general to determine whether the conduct described in the report constitutes a crime,” Mr. Barr wrote. He and his deputy, Rod J. Rosenstein, decided that the evidence was insufficient to conclude that Mr. Trump had committed an obstruction offense.
Image
The attorney general is preparing the report of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, for Congress.
The attorney general is preparing the report of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, for Congress.CreditTom Brenner for The New York Times
Mr. Barr has come under criticism for sharing so little. But according to officials familiar with the attorney general’s thinking, he and his aides limited the details they revealed because they were worried about wading into political territory. Mr. Barr and his advisers expressed concern that if they included derogatory information about Mr. Trump while clearing him, they would face a storm of criticism like what Mr. Comey endured in the Clinton investigation.
Legal experts attacked Mr. Comey at the time for violating Justice Department practice to keep confidential any negative information about anyone uncovered during investigations. The practice exists to keep from unfairly sullying people’s reputations without giving them a chance to respond in court.
Mr. Rosenstein cited the handling of the Clinton case in a memo the White House used to rationalize Mr. Trump’s firing of Mr. Comey.
Though it was not clear what findings the special counsel’s investigators viewed as troubling for Mr. Trump, Mr. Barr has suggested that Mr. Mueller may have found evidence of malfeasance in investigating possible obstruction of justice. “The report sets out evidence on both sides of the question,” Mr. Barr wrote in his March 24 letter.
Mr. Mueller examined Mr. Trump’s attempts to maintain control over the investigation, including his firing of Mr. Comey and his attempt to oust Mr. Mueller and Attorney General Jeff Sessions to install a loyalist to oversee the inquiry.
The fallout from Mr. Barr’s letter outlining the Russia investigation’s main findings overshadowed his intent to make public as much of the entire report as possible, a goal he has stressed since his confirmation hearing in January. He reiterated to lawmakers on Friday that he wanted both Congress and the public to read the report and said that the department would by mid-April furnish a version with sensitive material blacked out. He offered to testify on Capitol Hill soon after turning over the report.
AG Barr and Muller are working together to put out a legal release.
Roger, please attempt to keep up.
Earlier today.
Alky said :"am waiting for the entire report is made public.. Before I come to any conclusions.".
Idiot.
Mueller's investigators? Which of the trump hating deep state democrats would you be referring to?
The Muller team actually leaking that for the 1st time.
I knew that there was a lot more information, that is not going to let the President get away with his treasonous actions!
I'm still thinking "am waiting for the entire report is made public.. Before I come to any conclusions.".
But this is something more important than we anticipated
Roger Amick said...
The Muller team actually leaking that for the 1st time.
Actually there was a previous leak before the report and Mueller jumped out in front and said the leak was not true, remember? Dipshits didn't realize that any leaks can only come from the themselves and will bring their integrity into question, as if that really is in doubt...
So you know that that is illegal right and if true shows how biased the "team" was to actually break the law now. They better have real evidence and not be referring to some tweets or the Comey firing... though I'm sure they do despise Trump and would try to word anything in the worst way possible and I'm sure some of that will be in any 400 page report.
Count me as skeptical at bombshell number...????? The only thing we know for sure is how wrong the press has been and how biased.
Oh and this does show either way how desperate the democrats are becoming.
Their end is nearer
ROFLMFAO !!!
WASHINGTON — Some of Robert S. Mueller III’s investigators have told associates that Attorney General William P. Barr failed to adequately portray the findings of their inquiry and that they were more troubling for President Trump than Mr. Barr indicated, according to government officials and others familiar with their simmering frustrations.
Notice that nobody has the guts to go on the record, and "others familiar with their simmering frustrations" could be very well the reporters themselves passing opinion as fact.
Meh!! Wake me when there a real story.
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