Sunday, April 7, 2019

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43 comments:

anonymous said...

Without a well-defined border strategy, Trump seeks quick-fix solutions
President Trump's public indecision in the past week — reversing a threat to close the border and withdrawing his nominee to lead immigration enforcement — revealed an administration roiling with internal divisions over how to address a problem Trump promised to solve.
By David Nakamura and Seung Min Kim
Trump administration nearly doubles H-2B guest visa program, which brings many Mexican workers

anonymous said...

Wonder if this is a friend of ass breath,.....wouldn't surprise me if it was a blood relative

ELMIRA, N.Y. – A New York man is in custody after federal authorities say he threatened to kill freshman Congresswoman Rep. Ilhan Omar.

Patrick W. Carlineo, 55, of Addison, was arrested Friday morning and charged by criminal complaint with threatening to assault and murder Omar, a Democrat representing Minnesota.

On March 21, a staff member in Omar's office received a phone call around 12:20 p.m., the criminal complaint states. During the call, an individual, eventually identified as Carlineo, allegedly said to the staff member, "Do you work for the Muslim Brotherhood? Why are you working for her, she's an (expletive) terrorist. I’ll put a bullet in her (expletive) skull."

More: Fox News condemns host Jeanine Pirro's comments about Rep. Omar's hijab

After receiving the call, Omar's office referred the threat to the United States Capitol Police, which began an investigation in coordination with the FBI.

Omar is a freshman representative who was elected to the House of Representatives in the 2018 midterm election and one of three members of Congress who are Muslim. Her freshman class was marked by its diversity, bringing more people of color and women to Congress than ever before.

Only three months in office, Omar sparked controversy over her criticism of Israel's treatment of Palestinians and Israel lobbying efforts.

Commonsense said...

AOC Bashed As “Financially Illiterate” At Sharpton’s National Action Network Event

While AOC’s fans were applauding her like a rock star and some in the media even defending her phony accent and cadence as “just knowing her audience”, at least one panelist wasn’t impressed. President and chief investment officer of Advent Capital Management, Tracy Maitland, labeled the freshman socialist representative as “financially illiterate.” Ouch.

During a panel discussion, Maitland held AOC partially responsible for the loss of Amazon jobs. He said she needs education or else to be voted out of office.


They are really pissed off about losing those Amazon jobs. Still they were being too kind.

She's a stupid ignorant woman.

Commonsense said...

Trump is fortunate that Bob Kerry retired from Democrat politics. He may be the one guy who could beat him.

One truthful Democrat emerges to call out party’s ‘delusions’

Kerrey moved on to academia and now to an investment bank, but hasn’t lost the willingness to break ranks with his party. The habit surfaces in a withering criticism of current Democrats, where he says they are suffering from two major “delusions.”

“The first,” he writes in an op-ed in the Omaha World-Herald, “is that Americans long for a president who will ask us to pay more for the pleasure of increasing the role of the federal government in our lives.”

He cites as examples the foolish push for the Green New Deal, wealth taxes and Medicare-for-all, all of which are being embraced by 2020 candidates.

The Dems’ second delusion, he says, “is that Americans were robbed of the truth when Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller and Attorney General William Barr concluded that President Trump did not collude with Russia in 2016.” He goes on to say there is no reason to think the full report will change the finding that Trump is an innocent man.

Those are remarkable observations — but Kerrey isn’t finished. He also supports the movement to find out what the FBI was up to in 2016, and why it led the nation down the Russia rabbit hole.

“Congress needs to investigate how the Department of Justice got this one so wrong,” he writes. “If the president of the United States is vulnerable to prosecutorial abuse, then God help all the rest of us.”


anonymous said...

Funny our beloved cramps spends wastes his time on obsessive bashing of a little Latina who speaks her mind...Like kerrey....everyone has an opinion, some are just more public than others....Fortunately for our country....your stupidity is limited to this slice of heaven that no one other than our esteemed and biased host give a shit about......!!!! The accent bs is most amusing and juvenile like you....

Anonymous said...

DRILL BABY , DRILL

" 2019 April 1,025 +19"
US rigs out drilling increased by 19.

Speaker Luddite Cortez is in tears.

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Anonymous said...

Watching the Three Socialist Stooges of CHT attempt to bad mouth the Trump Economy is funny.

"What does he have, a magic wand" magic negro

anonymous said...


" 2019 April 1,025 +19"
US rigs out drilling increased by 19.

And we still import 50% of our energy needs.....At least the coal industry is going down!!!! Another broken trump promise!!! BWAAAAAAA!!!!!

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-05/us-coal-production-crashes-record-low

Anonymous said...



KD - to answer your question from a previous thread...

i'll just be planting groceries on my little patch of dirt. i will however be working with a couple of friends of mine about an hour north helping them plant grain corn an soybeans; both non-GMO. they've carve out a niche in the area supplying farmers with feed for non-GMO raised beef, hogs, and chickens/eggs. their farm is small - only about 250 acres. it's fun and keeps me connected directly to the land.

Anonymous said...




"Remember, throughout Mueller’s investigation, he filed indictment after indictment that had no collusion charges – usually just process crimes of misleading investigators, committed long after the purported Trump-Russia conspiracy took place. Yet, Mueller was never content to file the usual, short one-or two-page indictment, alleging that agents were misled. Instead, he would include – either in the indictment itself, or in a “statement of the offense” accompanying the indictment – a long narrative statement that would tantalizingly hint at possible collusion but never come out and claim there was any. (See, e.g., indictments of Michael Flynn, George Papadopoulos, and Roger Stone.) Much of this information in these narratives was irrelevant to the relatively trivial process charges that Mueller actually indicted. This practice, however, fueled the collusion narrative for over a year … in the absence of any actual collusion crime.

This is what Democrats want, and it is what some of Mueller’s staffers are anonymously caterwauling about."


--Andrew McCarthy


h/t: doug ross

anonymous said...

--Andrew McCarthy

Shocking another asshole opinion embraced by our ass breath loser.....Like the tax returns....this report will be hidden behind the wall of trump bullshit and you will agree....wonder what they are so afraid of.....the truth?????? BWAAAAAAA so much for trump transparency fucking Idiot..

anonymous said...

Another faux news asshole with ZERO creds.....just like ass breath....

Andrew McCarthy
Andrew McCarthy
Attorney
Andrew C. McCarthy is a senior fellow at the National Review Institute and a contributing editor of National Review. @andrewcmccarthy

Whut's wrong wid dese peoples? Dat woman talkin' sense, Rastus said...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defends herself after critics say she used fake accent: 'Step right off'

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is defending herself after critics say she used a fake accent during a speech to a crowd of primarily black people.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@AOC
Folks talking about my voice can step right off. Women’s March & Kavanaugh speech, same.

Any kid who grew up in a distinct linguistic culture & had to learn to navigate class enviros at school/work knows what’s up.

My Spanish is the same way.

-----

Charlotte Clymer🏳️‍🌈

@cmclymer
I swear, every time y'all attack @AOC with this nonsense, it backfires spectacularly. She's saying there's just as much pride + honor in the labor of working class folks. She's echoing Dr. King's "street sweeper" quote. Yet, you project racist bullshit on her voice? Embarrassing.

AOC: “As much as the right wants to distort & deflect, I am from the Bronx. I act & talk like it, *especially* when I’m fired up and especially when I’m home. It is so hurtful to see how every aspect of my life is weaponized against me, yet somehow asserted as false at the same time.”

The speech, which took place at Al Sharpton’s National Action Network Convention in New York, included a passionate declaration about her own background in the service industry, and the pride people should feel to work in those roles.

“I’m proud to be a bartender, ain’t nothing wrong with that,” she told the audience. “There’s nothing wrong with working retail, folding clothes for other people to buy. There is nothing wrong with preparing the food that your neighbors will eat. There is nothing wrong with driving the buses that take your family to work. There is nothing wrong with being a working person in the United States of America, and there is everything dignified about it.”

Some people sided with Ocasio-Cortez, saying it was an example of her own slang coming out during a strong and passionate moment.

Response on Twitter varied, ranging from claims that Ocasio-Cortez was pandering to the crowd, to those that said it was simply what happens during a passionate declaration.

Commonsense said...

Occasionally-Cognitive is attackable simply because she's a stupid ignorant woman.

I'm almost sorry we won't have her after 2020. Almost that is.

Commonsense said...

And all her apologist can try their best to put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig nevertheless.

She's a huge liability to the Democrats and they know it.

Anonymous said...



She's a huge liability to the Democrats and they know it.

she's virtually guaranteed to be primaried next election. the amazon thing was big, and NY dems were counting on it. they will not forget. hopefully she's banking the bulk of that $179K salary she's making.

C.H. Truth said...

Well Denny

the funny thing about Andrew McCarthy, is that he turns out being right about 99% of the time.

I know being "right" is not a replacement for being "liberal and wrong" all the time in your view, but I will take the people who I can trust will get things right and tell me what I need to hear...

rather than what I "want" to hear.

anonymous said...

the funny thing about Andrew McCarthy, is that he turns out being right about 99% of the time.

The funny thing about you Lil Scotty....is you make shit up all the time....this is another example of BULLSHIT....Of course McCarthy is right....he is extremist right, just like you.....BTW....still not a single new fact about GW you made up the other day....talk about trust....BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Too funny...

anonymous said...

apologist can try their best to put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig nevertheless

Like you do with trump daily????? For such a moralist like you are....you sure tolerate his fucking around and acting like a child....LOLOLOLOL

Commonsense said...

Trump The Madman Somehow Tricked A Bunch Of Democrats Into Defending MS-13 Thugs (Again)

I would say Trump is a genius but really all you have to do is wave a red cape at the TDS infected Democrats and they make fools of themselves.

Commonsense said...

The funny thing about you Lil Scotty....is you make shit up all the time....this is another example of BULLSHIT....Of course McCarthy is right..

Cognitive dissonance is a terrible thing.

Anonymous said...



U.S.—After facing mounting criticism over apparent hypocrisy within its ranks, the movement using the hashtag #BelieveAllWomen has come out with an extensive list of exceptions to its directive to always believe all women no matter what.

While Americans from both sides of the aisle largely agree that women's stories shouldn't be dismissed out of hand, the far left's insistence that everyone always believe all women has gotten some pushback. This list of exceptions is designed to clarify the left's position, according to spokespeople.

Included in the list are the following:

Bill Clinton's accusers
Joe Biden's accusers
Potiphar's wife
Delilah
Conservative women
Women who accuse Democratic candidates
Sarah Sanders
Any woman the left suddenly decides they don't like anymore
Nikki Haley
Dana Loesch
Women the Democrats no longer have a political need to exploit
Melania Trump
Cersei Baratheon
Any woman who argues for pro-life causes
The full list goes on for another 8,000 pages, explaining exactly which women the left doesn't believe while still proclaiming that everyone should "believe all women."

"This new list lets us be consistent with our rallying cry," said Hillary Clinton. "We can now simultaneously say that we believe all women, while conveniently ignoring or silencing women whose stories conflict with our narrative."

The list is available online in a 587 MB PDF download, or a hard copy of the binders full of women can be purchased from Hillary Clinton's official site.


https://babylonbee.com/news/believe-all-women-movement-publishes-extensive-list-of-exceptions

Commonsense said...

It's true.

anonymous said...

Cognitive dissonance is a terrible thing.

And stupidity is a dominant gene thus ensuring your legacy in the evolution of man.....LOLOLOLOL

anonymous said...


Trump The Madman Somehow Tricked A Bunch Of Democrats Into Defending MS-13 Thugs (Again)

Somehow Town Hall tricked cramps into posting another fake news story....so predictable....LOLOLO

Commonsense said...

Gee maybe we need those evil, racist, misogynous, homophobia, greedy, ignorant white men after all.

Bridge status = BURNED: AP asks how Dems can get the evil, racist, straight, bigoted white man’s vote and it goes SO BADLY

Yeah this won't end well for Democrats. They are starting to lose college educated white males as well.

anonymous said...

Bridge status = BURNED: AP asks how Dems can get the evil, racist, straight, bigoted white man’s vote and it goes SO BADLY

Twitchy is now your go to source....with such compelling backup as cuffy Meh providing the commentary....Yeah... a box of rocks has you beat hands down, cramps....!!!!!! BWW|AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


@CuffyMeh
Have you tried calling them racist? I hear that tests well.

Anonymous said...



They are starting to lose college educated white males as well.

i've never understood why they had them to begin with. i always chalked it up to white guilt. all of the empirical evidence points to how disastrous democrat policies are, with places like detroit and san francisco as shining examples.

feeling better about oneself trumps reality i suppose.

Commonsense said...

They get brainwashed by leftist professors. Some get over it but then there's Dennis.

C.H. Truth said...

.is you make shit up all the time....this is another example of BULLSHIT

What has always been and still is bullshit is the idea that Mueller was going to frog march Trump, Trump Jr, Kuschner, Ivanka, Pence or anyone in the "inner circle" for some delusion of conspiracy that never existed.

Reality is that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who told you that the Russian collusion theory was real that that Mueller was going to eventually spill the goods...

WAS WRONG!

Wrong!! Wrong!! Wrong!!

All of them (every single one) is a hack who was wrong.

Did I mention that they were wrong?

Anonymous said...

"i'll just be planting groceries on my little patch of dirt. i will however be working with a couple of friends of mine about an hour north helping them plant grain corn an soybeans; both non-GMO. they've carve out a niche in the area supplying farmers with feed for non-GMO raised beef, hogs, and chickens/eggs. their farm is small - only about 250 acres. it's fun and keeps me connected directly to the land."

Ty RRB

Anonymous said...

Luddite Cortez is a trust fund baby.

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Anonymous said...

Snow white O'Rourke was caught defending MS 13.

WTF is wrong with the short bus crop of socialist Democrats running for Prez.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Mulvaney Says Democrats Will ‘Never’ See Trump’s Taxes

Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney said that Democrats will “never” see President Trump’s tax returns, The Hill reports.

Said Mulvaney: “Nor should they. That’s an issue that was already litigated during the election. Voters knew the president could have given his tax returns. They knew that he didn’t and they elected him anyway.”

Trump personal attorney Jay Sekulow also pushed back on ABC News: “This idea that you can use the IRS as a political weapon … is incorrect both as a matter of statutory law and constitutionally.”
_______________________________

Mulvaney Says We the People Will ‘Never’ See Trump’s Taxes

James said...

How GOP Pushed for Increase In Risky Loans

Washington Post: “Actions by federal regulators and Republicans in Congress over the past two years have paved the way for banks and other financial companies to issue more than $1 trillion in risky corporate loans, sparking fears that Washington and Wall Street are repeating the mistakes made before the financial crisis. The moves undercut policies put in place by banking regulators six years ago that aimed to prevent high-risk lending from once again damaging the economy.

“Now, regulators and even White House officials are struggling to comprehend the scope and potential dangers of the massive pool of credits, known as leveraged loans, they helped create.”

Republican, thy Name is Corruption

Commonsense said...

Yes James. In the end most people didn't care about Trump's tax returns.

Commonsense said...

Washington Post: “Actions by federal regulators and Republicans in Congress over the past two years have paved the way for banks and other financial companies to issue more than $1 trillion in risky corporate loans

First off, you would have to define "risky". I notice the Post never gets around to telling us why they are risky. I suspect they just took the word of their "anonymous sources" again. If these control freak Democrats were around in the 1820's the Erie Canal wouldn't have been built.

If they were around in the 1860's the trans continental railroad wouldn't have been built.

anonymous said...

They are starting to lose college educated white males as well.

Another bullshit lie you fell for ass breath...

anonymous said...

I suspect they just took the word of their "anonymous sources" again.

And I suspect you have no idea what you are talking about.....Risky even for a simpleton like you is means a potentially bad loan....as to the reason....if there are 40 companies in that trillion dollar metric....there are at least 40 different reasons.....so sad

you have that much trouble with the written word.....


If they were around in the 1860's the trans continental railroad wouldn't have been built.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous said...

Commonsense said...
Yes James. In the end most people didn't care about Trump's tax returns.

Yes cramps....you are once again full of shit and have been caught making up an alternate fact in your mind!!!!.....TOO DAYUM FUNNY!!!!

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/314483-almost-three-quarters-of-americans-want-trump-to-release-tax-returns

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

“It’s something that really frustrates me because the hypocrisy is unbelievable,” ... “Here you have somebody who not only acts in a way that is not consistent with anything that I hear in scripture or in church, where it’s about lifting up the least among us and taking care of strangers, which is another word for immigrants, and making sure that you’re focusing your effort on the poor.”