Sunday, April 26, 2020

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54 comments:

anonymous said...

Slicey Dicey coverage....most amusing Dr Brix has succumbed to the stupidity of trump and attacking the media without specifics......she creates the headlines by allowing trump to BS his way through life without correcting his misstatements!!!! She needs to grow a set and call our trump like Fauci does instead of sitting there like a deer in the headlights!!!!!!


“We believe that both hospitalizations, the ICU need and frankly, the number of people who have succumbed to this disease, will be dramatically decreased by the end of May,” she said in an interview with Fox News host Jesse Watters.
Birx, one of the nation’s leading infectious disease experts, said that even though she believes deaths and hospitalizations will decrease, that might not be the situation when it comes to coronavirus cases. She said she thinks increased testing to the general public would find additional cases in people who are either asymptomatic or show very mild symptoms.
Birx also criticized the media coverage in the United States during the pandemic, specifically taking aim at how outlets have framed headlines in their coverage of the public health crisis.
“I think the media is very slicey and dicey about how they put sentences together in order to create headlines,” said Birx, who was pictured above a chyron that read, “Birx: The media isn’t always fair.”
“I think we have to be responsible about our headlines,” she said.

anonymous said...

And the weak minded R's like the goat fucker and cramps will immediately embrace this strategy as a win for trump when in reality a majority of the country are not as stupid as the posters here!!!!! No responsibility only passing the buck....The TRUMPIAN WAY!!!!!

7:11 a.m.
Republican strategy memo advises GOP campaigns to blame China for coronavirus
A new Republican strategy memo advises Senate candidates to blame China for the coronavirus outbreak, link Democrats to the Chinese government and avoid discussing President Trump’s handling of the crisis.
The 57-page memo, drafted by a D.C.-area GOP strategist, was distributed to campaigns this month by the National Republican Senatorial Committee. It’s existence was first reported Friday by Politico.
If asked whether Trump is at fault for the nation’s unpreparedness as the virus spread, the candidates are told, “don’t defend Trump, other than the China Travel Ban — attack China,” according to the memo, a copy of which was obtained by The Washington Post. The memo urges Republicans to acknowledge that U.S. public health officials “acted late,” then say that is China’s fault.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

For Trump, COVID-19 dead only matter for how they affect his poll numbers

One problem for The Donald when he's lying to the nation is he can't always remember which side of his mouth he's speaking out of.

Lucian K. Truscott IV at Salon writes—Trump's death march to November: If they're not his voters, let 'em die:

[...] On Wednesday, Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp was a genius for allowing businesses like massage parlors and nail salons to open on Friday, with restaurants and bars opening on Monday. But less than 24 hours later, Trump had changed his mind.

"I wasn't happy with Brian Kemp. I wasn't at all happy," Trump announced from the podium at the Thursday briefing. What had happened overnight to sour Trump on "liberating" Georgia? "Trump's sudden shift came only after top health advisers reviewed the plan more closely and persuaded the president that Kemp was risking further spread of the virus by moving too quickly," the Associated Press reported on Friday.

That same morning, The New York Times published a front page story with another clue right there in the title: "No Rallies and No Golf, Just the TV to Rankle Him: Feeling Alone, President Stews Over Image." Buried in the story was the news that among the few calls a frustrated Trump agrees to take as he molders away in the White House are from his campaign manager, Brad Parscale. After Trump has heard the bad news about the coronavirus from his medical experts at his daily press briefing, what do Trump and Parscale discuss? "The latest polling data," the Times reports.

Bingo. At six o'clock he's hearing that the body count has hit 50,000. At nine, he's hearing how far he is behind Biden in the key swing states of Florida, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Ohio. If he's running behind now, with 50,000 dead, what's it going to look like in October or November when the number tops 100,000?

Trump is balancing the grim news from his medical experts against the equally grim news from his campaign manager. When the choice is between dead people or his reelection, it's an easy call. He is going to let it rip. His poll numbers are already so bad, he doesn't have anything to lose. What's another 50,000 to 100,000 dead compared to four more years of profiteering from the White House?

But the key to Trump's plan is who dies.[...]

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

TRUMP THE BULLSHITTER
“When an honest man speaks, he says only what he believes to be true; and for the liar, it is correspondingly indispensable that he considers his statements to be false.
For the bullshitter, however, all these bets are off: he is neither on the side of the true nor on the side of the false. His eye is not on the facts at all, as the eyes of the honest man and of the liar are, except insofar as they may be pertinent to his interest in getting away with what he says. He does not care whether the things he says describe reality correctly. He just picks them out, or makes them up, to suit his purpose.”
~~Harry G. Frankfurt, On Bullshit

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

YOUR TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IN ACTION

Chris Hayes

@chrislhayes
This whole thing is so so bizarre

Eric Umansky

@ericuman
The federal government is confiscating orders from...the federal government!

FEMA hijacked 5 million masks from the VA, which is very short of supplies. The masks "disappeared," say VA hospital chief. Hospitals are now at “austeritylevels.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/va-health-chief-acknowledges-a-shortage-of-protective-gear-for-its-hospital-workers/2020/04/24/4c1bcd5e-84bf-11ea-ae26-989cfce1c7c7_story.html …

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

THE LIAR IN CHIEF STRIKES AGAIN
Earlier this week, Trump claimed that America has done more tests than every other country combined; in reality, the US makes up roughly a fifth of all reported tests.

America’s testing rates also fall behind Germany, Italy, and Canada when controlling for population. Germany alone, widely praised for its quick response to Covid-19, has tested at nearly double the rates as the US.

The national numbers also mask massive variation between the states. Rhode Island has tested 39 people per 1,000, and New York, the state hardest hit by the pandemic, has tested about 34 per 1,000 — while Kansas, Virginia, Texas, and Arizona have all reported testing rates below 8 per 1,000.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES
A solid majority of Americans (63 percent according to a CBS News poll) are more worried about re-opening the country too fast and worsening the pandemic than opening it too slowly and worsening the economy. Yet a noisy minority of protesters is furious at government for trying to keep them healthy. They demand their right to life, liberty and the pursuit of acute respiratory distress.

Marie Antoinette said...

Let them eat cake.
At least I made some sense.
Your idiot says, Let them inject disinfectant.

BOY said...

BOY, DOES JOE BIDEN SOMETIME SOUND STUPID!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6f3TOwv0NA

Anonymous said...

James you support the immigration of "guest workers " to pick crops, right?

Well, no wonder! said...

Trump Will Cut Back Daily Briefings

“President Trump plans to pare back his coronavirus press conferences,” Axios reports.

“As soon as next week, he may stop appearing daily and make shorter appearances when he does.

“A number of Trump’s most trusted advisers — both inside and outside the White House — have urged him to stop doing marathon televised briefings. They’ve told him he’s overexposed and these appearances are part of the reason polls aren’t looking good for him right now against Joe Biden.”

guest workers said...

https://www.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2020/04/24/alicia-keys-visual-premiere-good-job-coronavirus-town-hall-vpx.cnn

Commonsense said...

THE LIAR IN CHIEF STRIKES AGAIN
Earlier this week, Trump claimed that America has done more tests than every other country combined;


That's actually true when you are talking about the developed (outside Russia and China whose numbers can't be trusted) countries. Which is what he was talking about.

So basically James is calling Trump a lier by lying.

Commonsense said...

Don't worry James Nichole Wallace is on the Job

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

6:50 AM speaks for itself.

anonymous said...

support the immigration of "guest workers " to pick crops, right?

April 26, 2020 at 7:42 AM


I support you picking crops as an unemployed non thinking asshole you are.....You are worth at least 5 bucks a bushel of tomatoes.....BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Nicholle Wallace is quite right. Dreadful as all this is, the silver lining that may come out of it is represented by the video at 7:50AM above, and the fact that we will have at last an opportunity to elect a commander-in-chief who is SANE.

Nicholle Wallace's Deadline White House is spot on almost all the time. She is one of my favorites.

https://www.msnbc.com/deadline-white-house

anonymous said...

So basically James is calling Trump a lier by lying.


Yep, the US is way behind the civilized worlds per capita testing of citizens by half!!!!!!!!1 lOnce again Dr Cramps twists to trumps BS while not understanding how fucked we are!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Trump lies and Cramos cums again!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

James you support the immigration of "guest workers " to pick crops, right?

anonymous said...

Bird has lost her mind....Instead of dealing with the science, she is now dissing the MSM and its coverage of trump.....She has now swallowed trumps bath water and seems to be enjoying it....so sad how she has debased her credibility!!!! Pence predicting the virus will be gone by memorial day!!!!! Wow....looks like the economy will languish a lot longer than trump will admit!!!!!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Take away from Nicholle Wallace:

"Georgia's plan for reopening was so bad that even Pence and Trump are against it."
--Nichole Wallace

But not Ch, Commonsense, Fn', KD, rat, Cali and all the other fellow travelers here at Coldheartedtrooth.com.

It puts all our selfless healthcare workers and their relatives and all the people who abuse it at greater risk.

Many restaurant owners are simply refusing to reopen for eat-in service, not wanting to endanger both their workers and their clientele.

Anonymous said...



The hashtag #DropOutBiden trended on Twitter beginning early Saturday morning and throughout the day, fueled in part by progressives and #MeToo movement supporters calling on Joe Biden to drop out of the 2020 presidential race.


https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/04/25/dropoutbiden-trends-fueled-by-progressives-and-metoo-supporters/


Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Birx is not really supporting Trump for putting her on the spot like that. Her "defense" of him -- ("he likes to think out loud") is not really support for the stupidities he was expressing.

Anonymous said...



and the fact that we will have at last an opportunity to elect a commander-in-chief who is SANE.


Biden?

you know, the THING!

LOL.

sane.

LOL.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Knee slapping LOL
When Breitbart is the best that rat can do...

Anonymous said...



Birx is not really supporting Trump for putting her on the spot like that. Her "defense" of him -- ("he likes to think out loud") is not really support for the stupidities he was expressing.


so now the pederast would have us believe that he's a mind reader.

LOL.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

I read her comments. Do you?

Anonymous said...



you mean when Biden is the best YOU can do, pederast.

sane.

LOL.

Anonymous said...


you read her comments?

i watch them LIVE, pederast.

and i take them at face value without requiring some fucking tool like goddard to tell me what she's thinking.

as if he would know.

LOL.

Biden - sane.

LOL.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Reading her body language is also interesting.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-coronavirus-disinfectant-deborah-birx-reaction-video-2020-4

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

By the way, rattypoop, except for 7:42,I have not quoted goddard a single time on this thread.

anonymous said...

Reading her body language is also interesting.


She looked like the HS student trying to avoid eye contact with the teacher because she did not read the home work assignment.....Or better yet, looking like Dr Cramps being lost every day!!!!!!

Anonymous said...



Far-left CNN was sitting on video that supports Tara Reade’s sexual assault allegation against Joe Biden, and someone else found it.

Yep, CNNLOL had the goods for what will surely be one of the biggest stories of the 2020 presidential campaign, a crucial piece of evidence that backs up Reade’s sexual assault allegation against the presumptive Democrat nominee, and to its everlasting shame, CNNLOL was not the outlet that broke the bombshell.



https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2020/04/25/someone-else-found-cnns-evidence-supporting-tara-reades-assault-allegation-biden/


CNNLOL?

i thought it was XiNN.

LOL.

Commonsense said...

Nicholle Wallace is quite right. Dreadful as all this is, the silver lining that may come out of it is represented by the video at 7:50AM above, and the fact that we will have at last an opportunity to elect a commander-in-chief who is SANE.

Thank you James for taking your mask off and showing the real you. You rejoice in misery and death as long as it advances your agenda. You really are a monster.

And never-Trumpers wonder why Trump survives, you only have to look at the sort of people who oppose him.

Anonymous said...



so now the pederast is a mind reader AND a body language expert.

maybe you can use your mind to levitate her on the podium next time.

or even... grab her by the pussy like rapey joe.

LOL.

anonymous said...

Hey rat.....your asshole breitbart is still dead!!!!!!!!! Yep.....trumps behavior with his pussy grabbing and fucking hookers is fine.....biden is dirt with an alleged assault......I'll hold biden as responsible as you did trump......BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

anonymous said...

maybe you can use your mind to levitate her on the podium next time.


And maybe you can bend over and suck your own ass!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Business Insider:
Trump tweeted that the coronavirus task force briefings are 'not worth the time and effort' as top aides fear his erratic performances may sabotage his reelection chances.
_______

President Donald Trump on Saturday tweeted that the daily coronavirus task force briefings are "not worth the time and effort."

The president drew near-universal criticism on Thursday after suggesting that sunlight and injecting disinfectant could be effective coronavirus treatments.

At Friday's briefing, the president only spoke for 30 minutes, while on Saturday, no briefing was held.

Top Republicans are concerned that the president's erratic performances at the briefings may be behind recent polls showing declining support for the president in battleground states. [No s., Sherlock.]
______________

Simple translation: Even the liar-in-chief realizes what a fool he made of himself lately.

Commonsense said...

When all people have for an argument is "body language" you know the jig is up.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Actually, I know of only one politician who actually bragged about grabbing "women" by the p...

Anonymous said...



And actually, I know of only one politician who actually DID grab "women" by the pussy."

LOL.

rapey joe.

LOL.

anonymous said...

en all people have for an argument is "body language"


When all you have is your opinion for an argument your ship has sunk......BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! She sure looked scared shitless sitting there....like you did all the time in HS because the dog ate your homework was all you had.....!!!!!

Anonymous said...



Top Republicans are concerned...


nameless, faceless, anonymous TOP republicans.

TOP.

REPUBLICANS.

not bottom. not middle. TOP.

LOL.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Here's some intriguing body language:

The Trump show is cancelled!
President WALKS OUT of coronavirus briefing after 22 minutes and refuses to take questions after his disinfectant disaster.
______

Yep. The White House is beginning desperately to want him to cut back his daily updates lest he continue to sink in the polls.

And the poor guy had thought they were SO successful!

Anonymous said...



the only thing worse than a wannabe tyrant is a profoundly STUPID wannabe tyrant:


The focus on saving “just one life” from the coronavirus, as Cuomo put it in March, to the exclusion of all other considerations likely will prove a catastrophic failure of policymaking. The devastation to individuals’ ability to flourish or even survive may soon become irreversible. Every scientific model used to justify these economic death sentences has been discredited. But even if those models were proven reliable, government decision-making must turn toward opening up. Officials must be made to justify, through a transparent analysis of costs and benefits, all further mandates to prevent people from working. Otherwise, there may be nothing recognizable as our economy to return to, with a resulting cost in human life and well-being that will match anything the coronavirus could inflict.


https://amgreatness.com/2020/04/22/the-deadly-costs-of-extended-shutdown-orders/


Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Rattypoo just admitted Trump is a wannabe tyrant.

C.H. Truth said...

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES
A solid majority of Americans (63 percent according to a CBS News poll) are more worried about re-opening the country too fast and worsening the pandemic than opening it too slowly and worsening the economy. Yet a noisy minority of protesters is furious at government for trying to keep them healthy. They demand their right to life, liberty and the pursuit of acute respiratory distress.



That number was 80% about a week ago...


What happened?


Oh yeah... people are starting to hear about the "real" reality and not what the media is spinning to them.

Turns out the entire country is suffering because the media believes that NYC represents everyone!


80 becomes 63 which becomes 50 which becomes 38, etc.. etc... etc...

Anonymous said...



learn to read, pederast.

the name listed in that article is CUOMO.

Anonymous said...



They demand their right to life, liberty and the pursuit of acute respiratory distress.


i wish someone would inform the idiotic liberals who write this snarky shit that they are free to stay home, locked down, cowering in fear under their bed.

the rest of us have work to do. meaningful work. not journalisming.

stay home pitts. do what you do best - being a coward.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Why is Queens the Hotspot of Hotspots in the Nation’s Coronavirus Crisis?

Goldstein and Singer described how city residents returning from Wuhan—the source of the outbreak—were worried they had been infected with the contagious disease before coming back to the states. “In Queens, some who recently returned from China have even self-quarantined. But officials have urged calm,” they wrote.

Calm. New York City officials urged calm. (As late as March 11, DeBlasio was encouraging people to go out to eat and downplayed the risk to the general public.)

It’s hard to underestimate how dangerous and deadly that approach has been. With a population of about 2.3 million people, the borough of Queens now represents nearly 10 percent of the total number of coronavirus-related fatalities in the entire country. In most neighborhoods in Queens, at least 50 percent of COVID-19 tests came back positive; several ZIP codes in the borough have positive results upwards of 60 percent.

https://amgreatness.com/2020/04/03/why-is-queens-the-hotspot-of-hotspots-in-the-nations-coronavirus-crisis/

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow


Not only were New York’s nursing homes ordered to take coronavirus patients, they desperately sought help as residents were dying and received none.
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Cuomo, de Blasio face scrutiny for botched nursing home response, desperate requests were ignored

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, who already face criticism for leading what some have described as the worst, most botched response to the coronavirus crisis, now face even more scrutiny over allegations health officials took no action after being warned that a nursing home was being overwhelmed and needed some patients to be transferred elsewhere.
According to multiple investigations, administrators at the nursing home in question, Brooklyn’s Cobble Hill Health Center, sent desperate emails to state Health Department officials in early April asking if some patients could be transferred to one of two field hospitals — one at the Javits Center and the other on the USNS Comfort.
“There is no way for us to prevent the spread under these conditions. Is there anything more we can do to protect our patients and staff?” the home’s CEO, Danny Tuchman, pleaded in one email dated April 8th, according to a report from The Wall Street Journal published Thursday.
“At the time Tuchman sent his plea, only 134 of the 1,000 beds at the Javits Center were full and the Comfort — which had just been reconfigured to treat up to 500 COVID-19 patients — had a mere 62 on board,” the New York Post added in its own report Friday.
By the time Cuomo announced during a briefing this Tuesday that the Comfort was no longer needed and would, therefore, be leaving sometime soon — perhaps as early as next week — for its base in Norfolk, Virginia, the Comfort had only treated 179 total patients.
This means there was always plenty of space onboard for Cobble Hill Health Center’s patients.

All of this matters because Cobble Hill Health Center has been linked to numerous coronavirus deaths, and all presumably because of how overwhelmed the nursing home has been.

https://www.bizpacreview.com/2020/04/25/cuomo-de-blasio-face-scrutiny-for-botched-nursing-home-response-desperate-requests-were-ignored-913058
Boy was NEW YORK FUCKED by their state and local politicians.

anonymous said...


https://amgreatness.com Mark Levin

Bigger jokes than the fucking idiot daddy!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Trash sites for stupid trash posters!!!!!

anonymous said...

shit that they are free to stay home, locked down, cowering in fear under their bed.


and you are free to kill yourself by being stupid!!!! Thinning your herd is just fine with me!!!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://youtu.be/uW56CL0pk0g