Sunday, May 17, 2020

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33 comments:

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

(S) "So much of your generation has woken up to the fact that the status quo needs fixing; that the old ways of doing things don't work ... That our society and democracy only works when we think not just about ourselves, but about each other."

Read the FULL TRANSCRIPT:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/16/us/obama-graduation-speech-transcript.html

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Gosh, I wonder who said that. Sounds like someone who was really decent and who really cared about our people and our country and all the people of the world.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Top Democrats Launch Probe Into Watchdog Firing

Rep. Eliot Engel (D-NY) and Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ) told the Trump administration to preserve all records related to the Friday night removal of the inspector general, the Washington Post reports.

Said the two lawmakers in a letter: “President Trump’s unprecedented removal of Inspector General Linick is only his latest sacking of an inspector general, our government’s key independent watchdogs, from a federal agency.”
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Pompeo Recommended Firing of Inspector General

President Trump fired the State Department’s inspector general on the recommendation of Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, CNBC reports.
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Romney Calls Watchdog Firings a Threat

Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) denounced President Trump’s firings of internal government oversight officials, calling it a “threat to accountable democracy,” CNN reports.

Said Romney:
“The firings of multiple Inspectors General is unprecedented; doing so without good cause chills the independence essential to their purpose. It is a threat to accountable democracy and a fissure in the constitutional balance of power.”

WANT TO BE DICTATORS DO THAT SORT OF THING

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Trump Eyes Older Voters for Signs of Faltering

Associated Press:
“Trump has virtually no path to victory without winning Florida, and older voters are key to that effort. Older voters make up an outsize share of the voting population in the state, where Trump defeated Democratic rival Hillary Clinton by just over 1 percentage point in 2016. Nationally, Trump carried voters 65 and older in the state by 9 percentage points, according to a Pew Research Center analysis.

“Some Republicans warn that could be tough for Trump to repeat as the public health and economic fallout of the pandemic deepens.

“Any erosion of support among seniors could doom Trump if this November’s election is as close as four years ago. A trio of Midwestern battlegrounds — Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin — feature sizable aging populations. Arizona, another state that Democrats hope to flip in 2020, is home to a growing number of retirees.”
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If Trump can't win Florida, he can kiss the White House goodbye.

The Dems still have a chance even without Florida.
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Ex-GOP Senator Endorses Biden

Former Sen Dave Durenberger (R-MN) endorsed Joe Biden for president in a Minneapolis Star Tribune op-ed.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Obama Encourages Graduates to Embrace Unity and Decency

Former President Barack Obama encouraged 2020 high school graduates to embrace unity to solve the world’s problems amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Said Obama: “First, don’t be afraid. America’s gone through tough times before — slavery, civil war, famine, disease, The Great Depression and 9/11. And each time, we came out stronger.

“Second, do what you think is right. Doing what feels good, what’s convenient, what’s easy — that’s how little kids think.”

He concluded: “Unfortunately, a lot of so-called grown-ups, including some with fancy titles and important jobs, still think that way — which is why things are so screwed up,”
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Obama Says Trump Isn’t Even ‘Pretending to Be In Charge’

In rare public criticism, former President Barack Obama told college graduates that the coronavirus pandemic shows “folks in charge” don’t always know what they’re doing, the Washington Post reports.

Said Obama: “More than anything, this pandemic has fully, finally torn back the curtain on the idea that the folks in charge know what they’re doing. A lot of them aren’t even pretending to be in charge.”
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Pentagon Won’t Confirm Trump’s ‘Super Duper’ Missile

President Trump boasted that the military is developing a new “super duper” missile that he claimed can travel 17-times faster than anything in the current arsenal, CNN reports.

“Despite the fact Trump made the seemingly off-the-cuff announcement alongside the Pentagon’s leadership, the department did not provide details of the weapon the President seemed to have unveiled.”
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Maybe Trump's Super Duper is another Sooper Dooper Whooper Pooper of a lie?

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Trump Jr. Smears Biden With Baseless Post

President Trump’s eldest son on Saturday posted a social media message suggesting Joe Biden was a pedophile, an incendiary and baseless charge that illustrates the tactics the president is turning to as he attempts to erase Mr. Biden’s early advantage in key state polls, the New York Times reports.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

KansasDemocrat said...
James, you predicted a huge spike in deaths IF Wisconsin Voters stood in lines and voted.

Did your predict(sic) prove correct?
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No, because I never predicted that.
That is just another lie of Kansas Dim.

One of the things that distinguishes Trump supporters here: They lie just as much as he does,
from Ch on down through F'n Daddy and rat and Cali and Commonsense and Balls and KD.

Anonymous said...



Obama Encourages Graduates to Embrace Unity and Decency


the most divisive and corrupt president of my lifetime.

easily the funniest and most ironically absurd line i will read today.

LOL.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

*** NOTICE OF CONSTANT SPAMMING and USE OF TAEGAN GODDARD's POLITICAL_LIRE ***

Regular readers of this blog know the constant spamming, lying and obsession for that left-wing Taegan Goddard blog by a certain poster. That poster james, also called the "pastor" (which he claims to be even if you can't tell by his actions) is the POS responsible and considers his mindless rude behavior his hobby. Sometimes he credits Taegan Goddard, sometimes he doesn't.

He has descended so far into TDS and desperation he fills every discussion thread with what people have described as an avalanche of spam. If this is being posted today is no different. He even gets his edited news from that site and spams that if he thinks it will hurt Trump. Every day he repeats what that site posts, regardless of topic. It gets so bad he feels the need to even repeat his spam multiple times in a single thread as well as posting in every active thread the very same spam.

He has exhibited the same mental deterioration as Joe Biden and his postings should be given the same consideration. Both their heads will probably explode when it becomes obvious that Trump will win a second term. Biden will not even notice his head did.

I'm JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY and I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE


And obviously the lying POS "pastor" doesn't consider what he spams over here from his GODdard and savior political_lire something he said. Just plagiarized so he bears no responsibility

He spent 3 years calling Russian/Trump collusion rebuttals Trump "lies" when in fact those were all democrat lies. As were spams and comments on other Hoaxes and even about hoaxes. The count the Washington Post posts is really their own lies. How many times did we have to hear "Putin's Puppet"? Just a common lefty lie.

And they own it.

Anonymous said...



Over 86,500 people have reportedly died in the United States from the Coronavirus, and the fear generated by those deaths is driving the public policy debate. But that number is a dramatic overcount. Our metrics include deaths that have nothing to do with the virus. The problem is even worse as the Centers for Disease Control over counts even some of these cases and the government has created financial incentives for this misreporting. Relying on these flawed numbers is destroying businesses and jobs and costing lives.

“The case definition is very simplistic,” Dr. Ngozi Ezike, director of Illinois Department of Public Health, explains. “It means, at the time of death, it was a COVID positive diagnosis. That means, that if you were in hospice and had already been given a few weeks to live, and then you also were found to have COVID, that would be counted as a COVID death. It means, technically even if you died of clear alternative cause, but you had COVID at the same time, it’s still listed as a COVID death.”



https://townhall.com/columnists/johnrlottjr/2020/05/16/the-us-is-dramatically-overcounting-coronavirus-deaths-n2568925


so the fascists are lying to maintain their grip on power...

...gee, what a surprise.




Myballs said...

James spamming thr board again. I'll come back later. I've no desire to read all that crap.

Anonymous said...




fauci, et. al. relied on this bullshit at the onset:


I’m a virologist, and modelling complex processes is part of my day-to-day work. It’s not uncommon to see long and complex code for predicting the movement of an infection in a population, but tools exist to structure and document code properly. The Imperial College effort suggests an incumbency effect: with their outstanding reputations, the college and Ferguson possessed an authority based solely on their own authority. The code on which they based their predictions would not pass a cursory review by a Ph.D. committee in computational epidemiology.

Ferguson and Imperial College’s refusal of all requests to examine taxpayer-funded code that supported one of the most significant peacetime decisions in British history is entirely contrary to the principles of open science—especially in the Internet age. The Web has created an unprecedented scientific commons, a marketplace of ideas in which Ferguson’s arguments sound only a little better than “the dog ate my homework.” Worst of all, however, Ferguson and Imperial College, through both their work and their haughtiness about it, have put the public at risk. Epidemiological modelling is a valuable tool for public health, and Covid-19 underscores the value of such models in decision-making. But the Imperial College model implementation lends credence to the worst fears of modelling skeptics—namely, that many models are no better than high-stakes gambles played on computers. This isn’t true: well-executed models can contribute to the objective, data-driven decision-making that we should expect from our leaders in a crisis. But leaders need to learn how to vet models and data.



https://www.city-journal.org/coronavirus-model-driven-decision-making



we've cratered 30+ MILLION jobs and a $23 TRILLION economy because gibberish.

anonymous said...

s/johnrlottjr/2020/05/16/the-us-is-dramatically-overcounting-coronavirus-deaths-n2568925


The echo chamber reacting to trumps opining the same bullshit.....keep swallowing you dumb fuck...it is all you ever do.....!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!!

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Interesting but lengthy twitter thread with many inserted relevant images about Crowdstrike the firm that the DNC had "investigate" Hillary's server and is used as the "fact" that it was Russia who hacked her server.

In released sworn testimony the Crowdstrike CEO (a Hillary supporter) admits he has no proof and even suggests that the hack could have been done using screen shots, patently absurd. It gives much more credence to the Seth Rich "conspiracy theory" that his murder was the result of him being the hacker and was transferring data on a thumb drive.

And it also says Clintons server with top secret classified info was a sieve and many bad foreign actors could have gotten in.

Shawn Henry admitted his firm Crowdstrike has no evidence hackers exfiltrated DNC emails. Most outlets have ignored this bombshell.

Mate also said "One outlet that should definitely not be ignoring it is MSNBC. Not only was it the top Russiagate promoter; it also employs Henry as an analyst." Funny how all the involved Russian collusion "truthers" all end up working at CNN or MSNBC. And funny as a FAKE NEWS expert analyst on TV he never brought this up.

Aaron Maté
@aaronjmate

Interesting admission in Crowdstrike CEO Shaun Henry's testimony. Henry is asked when "the Russians" exfiltrated the data from DNC.

Henry: "We did not have concrete evidence that the data was exfiltrated from the DNC, but we have indicators that it was exfiltrated."

THREAD: https://twitter.com/aaronjmate/status/1258572139504054274


EVERYTHING with the Mueller "investigation" stinks. And any "intelligence" reports that used Crowdstrike's "work".

anonymous said...


THREAD: https://twitter.com/aaronjmate/status/1258572139504054274


An exceptionally hope pile of worthless and groundless rumors bullshit and fake opinions posted by the biggest fucking loser I have ever seen.....nothing jives with anything or facts....Sad you assholes have so little usable brains not to see through the BS!!!!!!!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Is somebody afraid of a different viewpoint?

Commonsense said...

Is somebody afraid of a different viewpoint?

No, they're are just derisive of stupid-ass postings from an unserious poster.

Commonsense said...

This is an intelligence posting:

Coding that led to lockdown was 'totally unreliable' and a 'buggy mess', say experts
The code, written by Professor Neil Ferguson and his team at Imperial College London, was impossible to read, scientists claim

The Covid-19 modelling that sent Britain into lockdown, shutting the economy and leaving millions unemployed, has been slammed by a series of experts.

Professor Neil Ferguson's computer coding was derided as “totally unreliable” by leading figures, who warned it was “something you wouldn’t stake your life on".

The model, credited with forcing the Government to make a U-turn and introduce a nationwide lockdown, is a “buggy mess that looks more like a bowl of angel hair pasta than a finely tuned piece of programming”, says David Richards, co-founder of British data technology company WANdisco.


I'm sure CH would agree on the importants of properly documented, concise coding.

Anonymous said...


Is somebody afraid of a different viewpoint?

never, when it comes to the plagiarized drivel you post pederast.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

lo iq said:
An exceptionally hope pile of worthless and groundless rumors bullshit and fake opinions posted by the biggest fucking loser I have ever seen.....nothing jives with anything or facts....


Other than this is newly released sworn testimony under oath versus your partisan FAKE NEWS sources often from anonymous sources you may have a point.

But like always you don't.

The left actually lives on fear and lies.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Nick Short
@PoliticalShort

NYC represents only 2.5% of the nation’s population, yet accounts for 15% of cases and an astounding 26% of fatalities...

Dem "heroes" who must not be questioned.

And who ignore their own "guidelines"

C.H. Truth said...

Remember when James said that Illinois had more deaths from Covid-19 than Florida, Georgia, and other places... because of their big international airport?

US Airports listed by number of international flights

New York (JFK)
Miami (MIA)
Los Angeles (LAX)
Newark (EWR)
Atlanta (ATL)
Chicago O'Hare (ORD)
Houston (IAH)


Looks like the Reverent was wrong... again!

Based on his logic, Florida, California, and Georgia should all have more deaths than Illinois?

Oh and if you add together the international flights coming into both Houston and Dallas, that also surpasses the number of international flights coming into O'Hare.


So I guess that theory is shot, huh Reverend?

We've determined that it's not population, it's not metro-size, and it'd not airports... so tell us Reverent, what makes it so much worse in Michigan and Illinois than Florida, Texas, Georgia, etc...

I am waiting for your next theory that I can bust up.


That fact is that there isn't any real logical explanation at this point. But what can be argued right now is that the harsher State "response" from Michigan, Illinois, etc... has not (by any actual measure) mitigated the spread or reduced deaths... any better than the laxer state "responses" of these other states.


anonymous said...


Other than this is newly released sworn testimony


BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Sure you fucking idiot!!!!! Bullshit and opinion rules yours and trumps world.....fake news is all you ever got!!!!!

Keep digging you are losing!!!!!!!


Blogger Commonsense said...
This is an intelligence posting:

Interesting opinion piece that proves shit again, cramps.....BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Anonymous said...

James , you were FOR in person voting in Wisconsin and are for in person voting now and in the fall Presidential Election?

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Fucking idiot lo iq anonymous said...

Other than this is newly released sworn testimony


BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Sure you fucking idiot!!!!! Bullshit and opinion rules yours and trumps world.....fake news is all you ever got!!!!!

Keep digging you are losing!!!!!!!


Here you go lo iq if you can follow a link. You can read this SWORN TESTIMONY under OATH released last week by the CROWDSTRIKE PRESIDENT which had been hidden by Adam Schiff:

UNCLASSIFIED, COMMTTTEE SENSITTVE
EXECUTIVE SESSION
PERMANENT SELECT COMMITTEE ON INTELLIGENCE
U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
WASHINGTON, D.C.
INTERVIEW OF: SHAWN HENRY
Tuesday, December S, 2017


https://intelligence.house.gov/uploadedfiles/sh21.pdf

I'm not sure who is more dishonest or stupid, you or your BUTT-BOY BUDDY the "pastor".



Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Remember when James said that Illinois had more deaths from Covid-19 than Florida, Georgia, and other places... because of their big international airport?

US Airports listed by number of international flights
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No, I don't remember saying that.
I said that the larger population centers with larger numbers of international passengers passing through have tended to have the worst, largest infection rates:

New York- 16+ million passengers
Los Angeles - 12+ million
Miami - 10+ million
Newark - 6+ million
San Francisco - 6+ million
Chicago - 6+ million
Atlanta - 6 million

Look at the NYT map of states with the largest and smallest numbers of infection rates, signified by larger and smaller red circles.

The largeness of the infection rates follows the list above.
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Looks like the Reverent was right... again!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...


https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html

Ch can only lie like so many others here.

Commonsense said...

Looks like the Reverent was right... again!

Well Miami Metro has slightly more international (You didn't include FLX and PBA you dishonest gutter snipe) passengers than New York and two active cruise ship terminals and they still have less than a 10th of the cases and deaths as New York.

Try to explain that.

Caliphate4vr said...


No, I don't remember saying that.
I said that the larger population centers with larger numbers of international passengers passing through have tended to have the worst, largest infection rates:


You’re a liar pederast, this is what you said

Here’s the pederast’s original post

Compare the number of flights into GA with the number of flights into our larger airports.


You didn’t mention international flights nor passengers

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Read further down the thread and you will see that I DID clarify that.

Caliphate4vr said...

After having your ass handed to you because you don’t EVER know what the fuck you are talking about.

Dishonest hack that’s all you are

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

See the next thread up, Cali.
And calm down. I hear the earwax squirting from your ears.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Citizens United President David Bossie Calls for Criminal Charges to be Filed Against Fired Ukrainian Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch

Last November fired Ukrainian Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch testified before the Adam Schiff Ukrainian impeachment show trial in Washington DC.

Yovanovitch attacked President Trump for firing her but ADDED NOTHING to the conversation.

The fired ambassador even admitted that President Trump did nothing illegal in his call with the Ukrainian president.

Former Ambassador Yovanovitch did her best to damage Trump and prop herself up.

Following her testimony the fired ambassador stopped by a DC jazz club.
She was cheered like a hero by her fellow swamp creatures.
This was her moment to shine!

But now evidence came out this week that proves Yovanovitch lied during her testimony.

During her opening statement under oath before Congress Yovanovitch said the Obama administration never raised the issue of Burisma or Hunter Biden with her.

Now there is information that former Ambassador Yovanovitch lied under oath about Burisma Holdings and Hunter Biden.

New documents show Ambassador Yovanovitch perjured herself in her impeachment testimony. The fired ambassador left out mention of Burisma meetings, numerous letters on Burisma. Fox News contributor John Solomon and Rep. Lee Zeldin joined Laura Ingraham for the discussion.

Now there are calls for charges to be filed against the fired ambassador for lying under oath during an impeachment investigation!
Just The News reported:

David Bossie, president of the influential conservative group Citizens United, says former U.S. Ambassador to the Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch should face criminal referrals for perjury in connection with her testimony during last fall’s impeachment hearings.

“She should be made to answer for what she has done here,” Bossie, the deputy campaign manager for the 2016 Trump presidential campaign, said on the John Solomon Reports podcast.

Bossie pointed out that records recently obtained through the Freedom of Information Act reveal Yovanovitch’s knowledge of issues pertaining to Ukrainian natural gas firm Burisma Holdings may have been more extensive than she admitted while testifying before the House Intelligence Committee impeachment inquiry chaired by California Democratic Rep. Adam Schiff.

“In a normal, serious world,” said Bossie, “there should be a criminal referral from both the House Judiciary Committee or the House Intelligence committee as well as the Senate committees that oversee this because those are the ones that heard testimony, and there should be a criminal referral on perjury for Ambassador Yovanovitch, and she should be held accountable.”

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/05/citizens-united-president-david-bossie-calls-criminal-charges-filed-fired-ukrainian-ambassador-marie-yovanovitch/

We find ANOTHER impeachment "witness" lied to try and take down our president. While the virus was starting up. Schiff should resign for so many reasons. Criminal if his actions weren't criminal.