Sunday, May 31, 2020

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

"the match of my savings the NOC gave me.." Denny

"worked for a real company you would know that!" Denny

"zero cost basis" ((referring to your NOC )).

This is why Denny is a bold face liar and stays away from details of his own life.

Your cost basis as you stated is not "zero".

Feel free to lose your cool.

cowardly king obama said...

Darren Rovell
@darrenrovell

Space X’s Crew Dragon launched today. Here is the cost of development compared to the cost of other US space programs, adjusted for inflation (via @CaseyDreier)
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1266822253053968384

Capitalism works.

As long as the dems don't get control. Thanks President Trump for restoring a great American effort closed down by obama. MAGA

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

NOW HERE'S REAL SUNDAY FUNNY

The Washington Post:
Trump Postpones G-7 Summit

“President Trump said Saturday that he will postpone until September the annual Group of Seven meeting of world leaders, which he had wanted to hold in-person by the end of June at the White House as the administration tries to project a return to normalcy amid the coronavirus pandemic.

“But German Chancellor Angela Merkel had declined Trump’s invitation to come to Washington for the meeting, citing concerns about the pandemic.

“Trump also said he plans to invite Russia, South Korea, Australia and India."

Said Trump:
“I don’t feel that as a G-7 it properly represents what’s going on in the world. It’s a very outdated group of countries.”
_____________

What if Trump declares a summit and nobody comes?

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

A New Washington Post-ABC poll finds that
Joe Biden has opened up a double-digit lead nationally in the presidential race,
53% to 43%.

“That 10 percentage-point margin compares with what was a virtual dead heat between the two candidates two months ago, when Biden was at 49% and Trump 47%.

“Among Trump backers, 87% say they are enthusiastic about supporting him and 64% are ‘very enthusiastic.’ Among Biden supporters, 74% say they are enthusiastic about backing him, with 31% saying they are ‘very enthusiastic.'”
_______

The enthusiasm for Biden keeps improving.
Thank you, Donald!

cowardly king obama said...

Benjamin H. Bratton
@bratton

Cockpits: Space Shuttle vs. Dragon

https://twitter.com/bratton/status/1266818196746588161


frmzck
@frmzck

Replying to
@bratton
The right picture is the view FROM the dragon's control panels. The appropriate picture would be this. Still your point kinda holds
https://twitter.com/frmzck/status/1266966232655372296

Take the red pill

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...


You don't have to PROVE you're attached to the hip with your GODdard political_lire and post his same shit in every thread.

And you don't have to PROVE you are a lying POS "pastor"

But you persist

All those polls did you great in 2016 asshole.

ROFLMFAO at the loser !!!

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Steph
@steph93065

...A liberal city cop killed a citizen and liberals rioted and destroyed their own cities while liberal mayors watched and liberal media fanned the flames of racialism.

No black person has been helped by any of this liberal destruction


and james SPAMS on as always. Whatever his leader GODdard posts.

regardless of thread.

perfect follower.

and claims he is helping

He will get his "reward"

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Andrew Surabian
@Surabees

For whatever "peaceful protests" occurred during the day, nearly all of them morphed into violent riots by night.

Every politican, member of the media & celeb with a soul/conscious should be pleading with protestors to stay home at this point...And it's telling that they're not.


In fact they are bailing them out

Anonymous said...



so the idiot fucking pederast was asking why blacks didn't go apeshit after the church shooting in charleston.

a better question and more accurate comparison would be -

why didn't white people in minneapolis riot and burn when black somali cop mohamed noor murdered white woman justine diamond in july 2017?

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

"peaceful protestors" assassinate innocent black man in solidarity. (that would be the Goddard "headline" if he wrote balanced headlines)

KRON4 News
@kron4news
#BREAKING: The Federal Protective Service officer who died Friday night after suffering from a gunshot wound in #Oakland amid protests has been identified as 53-year-old Patrick Underwood of Pinole, according to a family member.

Read more: https://kron4.com/news/bay-area/federal-protective-service-officer-killed-another-injured-in-shooting-amid-protests-in-oakland/

Myballs said...

Postponing the G8 summit is funny? Not sure why you would think that. Sounds like a smart and logical move given covid and all the rioting.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Thanks for confirming that you really do read me after all, ballsy.

And isn't it amusing how obsessed poor ole
F'n always is with me!

(And by the way, the decision to postpone was not Trump's. Put smiley face here.)

anonymous said...

Yep,,,,a brick has more brains than the dumb fuck of kansas....no wonder why he can't find work....too stupid to walk and chew gum at the same time!!!!!! Your envy is most amusing!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA!

enny is a bold face liar and stays away from details of his own life.

anonymous said...

Why I think trump is a worthless piece of shit......he is no leader, just an inciter!!!!!!! While the slurpers swallow....the country heads down a road of complete indifference just the way trump likes it!!!! Fuck the voters....they just cede to my will of being KING!!!!!

Peter Baker
By Peter Baker
Published May 30, 2020
Updated May 31, 2020, 10:50 a.m. ET

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WASHINGTON — With a nation on edge, ravaged by disease, hammered by economic collapse, divided over lockdowns and even face masks and now convulsed once again by race, President Trump’s first instinct has been to look for someone to fight.
Over the last week, America reeled from 100,000 pandemic deaths, 40 million people out of work and cities in flames over a brutal police killing of a subdued black man. But Mr. Trump was on the attack against China, the World Health Organization, Big Tech, former President Barack Obama, a cable television host and the mayor of a riot-torn city.
While other presidents seek to cool the situation in tinderbox moments like this, Mr. Trump plays with matches. He roars into any melee he finds, encouraging street uprisings against public health measures advanced by his own government, hurling made-up murder charges against a critic, accusing his predecessor of unspecified crimes, vowing to crack down on a social media company that angered him and then seemingly threatening to meet violence with violence in Minneapolis.
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As several cities erupted in street protests after the killing of George Floyd, some of them resulting in clashes with the police, Mr. Trump made no appeal for calm. Instead in a series of tweets and comments to reporters on Saturday, he blamed the unrest on Democrats, called on “Liberal Governors and Mayors” to get “MUCH tougher” on the crowds, threatened to intervene with “the unlimited power of our Military” and even suggested his own supporters mount a counterdemonstration.
The turmoil came right to Mr. Trump’s doorstep for the second night in a row on Saturday as hundreds of people protesting Mr. Floyd’s death and the president’s response surged in streets near the White House. While most were peaceful, chanting “black lives matter” and “no peace, no justice,” some spray painted scatological advice for Mr. Trump, ignited small fires, set off firecrackers and threw bricks, bottles and fruit at Secret Service and United States Park Police officers, who responded with pepper spray.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

James said...

And isn't it amusing how obsessed poor ole
F'n always is with me!


Just cleaning up your mess asshole

And if you think I'm obsessed with you what does that say about you and the endless and continuous posts you lift straight off Goddard's political_lire ??

Guess you're turbo obsessed with him. Like he's your true God.

And you worship him hourly. Often without even acknowledging.

Me? I just piss in your face

ROFLMFAO !!!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

I post about many issues.
You obsess with me.