Sunday, September 13, 2020

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57 comments:

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The Insurrection Act of 1807 is a United States federal law that empowers the President of the United States to deploy U.S. military and federalized National Guard troops within the United States in particular circumstances, such as to suppress civil disorder, insurrection, and rebellion. Wikipedia __ I am afraid Trump can use the Military and National Guard, lets pray he gives up power peacefully so there is no need for the people to rise up in Rebellion.
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Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Looney tunes

Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Friday compared warnings about climate change to "systemic racism in the sky" while reporting on the ongoing wildfires on the West Coast.

In a segment on "Tucker Carlson Tonight," the host claimed Democratic leaders were blaming climate change for starting the wildfires in an attempt to secure votes in the upcoming elections.

"Climate change, they said, caused these fires. They didn't explain how exactly that happened. How did climate change do that?" Carlson asked. "In the hands of Democratic politicians, climate change is like systemic racism in the sky. You can't see it, but rest assured it's everywhere and it's deadly."
https://thehill.com/homenews/media/516150-tucker-carlson-climate-change-is-systematic-racism-in-the-sky?amp&fbclid=IwAR0zzYIiz9sOmdIWnYvXtzAdiGCLypRIpLvvkIKrFfGHDECfdzm-4_rDuH8

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

If described the President exactly crazy

People with NPD tend to exaggerate their skills and accomplishments as well as their level of intimacy with people they consider to be high-status. Their sense of superiority may cause them to monopolize conversations and to become impatient or disdainful when others talk about themselves. In the course of a conversation, they may purposefully or unknowingly disparage or devalue the other person by overemphasizing their own success. When they are aware that their statements have hurt someone else, they tend to react with contempt and to view it as a sign of weakness. When their own ego is wounded by a real or perceived criticism, their anger can be disproportionate to the situation, but typically, their actions and responses are deliberate and calculated. Despite occasional flare-ups of insecurity, their self-image is primarily stable (i.e., overinflated).


Pathological

To the extent that people are pathologically narcissistic, they can be controlling, blaming, self-absorbed, intolerant of others’ views, unaware of others’ needs and the effects of their behavior on others, and insist that others see them as they wish to be seen. Narcissistic individuals use various strategies to protect the self at the expense of others. They tend to devalue, derogate, insult and blame others, and they often respond to threatening feedback with anger and hostility. Since the fragile ego of individuals with NPD is hypersensitive to perceived criticism or defeat, they are prone to feelings of shame, humiliation and worthlessness over minor or even imagined incidents. They usually mask these feelings from others with feigned humility or by isolating themselves socially, or they may react with outbursts of rage, defiance, or by seeking revenge. The merging of the “inflated self-concept” and the “actual self” is seen in the inherent grandiosity of narcissistic personality disorder. Also inherent in this process are the defence mechanisms of denial, idealization and devaluation.

https://narcopath.info/about-npd/overview/dsm-5/?fbclid=IwAR2pteCHAzlYwq5GbG44QDeFzr-5efNSkiuOzYJgJT-mAEh0kdZV2bhgJUU

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

People with NPD tend to exaggerate their skills


I know more about ISIS than the generals.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

They tend to devalue, derogate, insult and blame others, and they often respond to threatening feedback with anger and hostility.

Name calling, etc.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Eight hours of Fox News confirmed by the.

"You know, you have people -- I watch some of the shows. I watch Liz McDonald; she's fantastic. I watched Fox Business. I watched Lou Dobbs last night, Sean Hannity last night, Tucker last night, Laura. I watched 'Fox and Friends' in the morning. You watch these shows; you don't have to go too far into the details. They cover things that are -- it's really an amazing thing."

Commonsense said...

Roger what is the personality disorder that compels you to put the same post on different threads?

I don't know but I'll bet it begins with "Obsessive Compulsive".

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

I have been wearing a mask in stores (and limiting my trips) since March when this whole thing went down.

I’m not sure how being considerate to others for the common good is now being mocked by some who are calling it “living in fear”, but it needs to stop....

When I wear a mask over my nose and mouth in public and in the stores/Supermarkets/Pharmacies/Offices - I want you to know the following:

�� I'm educated enough to know that I could be asymptomatic and still give you the virus.

�� No, I don't "live in fear" of the virus; I just want to be part of the solution, not the problem.

�� I don't feel like the "government controls me". I feel like I'm an adult contributing to the security in our society and I want to teach others the same.

�� If we could all live with the consideration of others in mind, the whole world would be a much better place.

�� Wearing a mask doesn't make me weak, scared, stupid or even "controlled". It makes me caring and responsible.

�� When you think about your appearance, discomfort, or other people's opinion of you, imagine a loved one - a child, father, mother, grandparent, aunt, uncle or even a stranger - placed on a ventilator, alone without you or any family member allowed at their bedside.....Ask yourself if you could have helped them a little by wearing a mask.

Copied and pasted from a friend......Who else will do the same? ����

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Trump is the most dangerous person ever elected President

If he wins our nation will be lost forever

Myballs said...

The one about democrats telling the country to vote for Biden or we'll burn the whole damn country down is sad but very true. Dems still won't accept 2016 results but keep telling us Trump is the one to worry about this time. The nation has had enough if it.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Candidate trump: “I will eliminate the national debt in four years.” President Trump increased the debt by 74%.

Myballs said...

Circumstances demanded it you dumb fuck.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Ahead of President Trump’s rally in Michigan on Thursday night, Democrats are planning to use his own words to skewer him.

The Democratic National Committee is dispatching a mobile billboard truck to MBS International Airport in Freeland, Mich., where the rally will take place. The truck will play a brief audio clip of Mr. Trump speaking to the journalist Bob Woodward about the coronavirus: “I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down.”

As his words ring out, the truck will display statistics showing the virus’s toll. The back of the truck will carry a blunt message: “Trump Lied. Americans Died.”

New York times

Myballs said...

So Trump creates permanent jobs, lifts wages, negotiates peace agreements, bro vs back manufacturing, keeps us out of war, and tbe board horse's ass calls it a disaster and country lost. Good grief.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

When President Obama raised the national debt,in response to the great recession under President Bush you went crazy.

Myballs said...

Biden advised Obama not to go after bin Laden. Let that sink in.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The Republican party has been in office, when every the greatest recession and depression started. The Democratic Presidents got every economic recovery, since FDR and Biden will continue this path forward.

Myballs said...

Don't try to talk economics. You've proven 4hay you know nothing on the topic.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Trump knew about the COVID-19 infection and how dangerous it was,in early February, he didn't shutdown the country until May 29th. Because he didn't want to scare people and thousands of lives were lost, let that sink in.

The intelligence agents said they had a 50% confidence in the intelligence, Obama gave the order.

On any given day, I would trust Biden over Trump, any day

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

ANOTHER SUNDAY FUNNY
Politicalwire.com:
BLOOMBERG TO SPEND $100 MILLION IN FLORIDA FOR BIDEN

“Mike Bloomberg plans to spend at least $100 million in Florida to help elect Democrat Joe Biden, a massive late-stage infusion of cash that could reshape the presidential contest in a costly toss-up state central to President Trump’s reelection hopes,” the Washington Post reports.

“Bloomberg made the decision to focus his final election spending on Florida last week, after news reports that Trump had considered spending as much as $100 million of his own money in the final weeks of the campaign, Bloomberg’s advisers said. Presented with several options on how to make good on an earlier promise to help elect Biden, Bloomberg decided that a narrow focus on Florida was the best use of his money.”

FINAL NAIL IN TRUMP'S COFFIN

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

A SUNDAY NON-FUNNY
DAKOTAS NOW LEAD IN NEW VIRUS INFECTIONS
6:54 am EDT, politicalwire.com:

“Coronavirus infections in the Dakotas are growing faster than anywhere else in the nation, fueling impassioned debates over masks and personal freedom after months in which the two states avoided the worst of the pandemic,” the AP reports.

ACCORDING TO THE DAKOTAS:
WE HAVE THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO REFUSE TO TAKE MEASURES THAT WILL PREVENT OUR OWN DEATHS AND THE DEATHS OF THOUSANDS OF OUR FELLOW CITIZENS.

THEY HAVE PROVEN THAT NOW.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

(W) "A secret cabal is taking over the world. They kidnap children, slaughter, and eat them to gain power from their blood. They control high positions in government, banks, international finance, the news media, and the church. They want to disarm the police. They promote homosexuality and pedophilia. They plan to mongrelize the white race so it will lose its essential power." - Sounds familiar?

Kput'z

rrb

Senseless

CHT

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Strangely, no one has yet accused me of cannabalizing children.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Politicalwire.com:
Louisiana Judge Molested Teen Daughters’ Friends
September 13, 2020 at 7:00 am EDT
A Louisiana judge who is running for re-election has been convicted of molesting his daughters’ teenage friends, the New Orleans Times Picayune reports.



Longtime Climate Science Denier Hired At NOAA
6:58 am EDT
David Legates, a University of Delaware professor of climatology who has spent much of his career questioning basic tenets of climate science, has been hired for a top position at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NPR reports.

“Legates has a long history of using his position as an academic scientist to publicly cast doubt on climate science. His appointment to NOAA comes as Americans face profound threats stoked by climate change, from the vast, deadly wildfires in the West to an unusually active hurricane season in the South and East.”

I THOUGHT TRUMP IS NOW TELLING US THAT HE IS OUR ENVIRONMENTALIST PRESIDENT



Trump solicits Donations with Antifa Warning
9:29 pm
President Trump’s campaign solicited donations with a fear-mongering text warning of violent attacks by anti-fascist activists under a Joe Biden presidency: “ANTIFA ALERT: They’ll attack your homes if Joe’s elected.”
___________

And rape and eat your children.

Myballs said...

Antifa and BLM are burning cities to 5he ground in the name of opposing Trump, but he's the one fear mongering? 5hat doesn't pass the laugh test.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

His ads don't pass the laugh test.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...
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Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Ch in his funnies
asked:
Why are maskers still cussing out non maskers six months later?
Shouldn't non maskers all be dead by now?
____________

Go ask them that in the Dakotas.
They're hard at work on the answer right now.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Most Americans are skeptical of President Donald Trump's performance on the coronavirus pandemic -- disapproving of his response, disbelieving of his rhetoric on the virus and critical of what they view as his lagging approach to containing it, a new ABC News/Ipsos poll released Sunday finds.

Trump's approval for his handling of COVID-19 lands at 35% in the new survey, which was conducted by Ipsos in partnership with ABC News using Ipsos' Knowledge Panel, compared to 65% who disapprove. This marks the fourth straight poll with Trump's COVID response approval hovering in the low-to-mid 30s since early July.

In six months of polling on the virus, Trump's approval for his stewardship on the pandemic reached a low of 33% in a July 10 poll, after reaching a high in the early days of the crisis -- 55% in a March 20 poll.

With deep fissures along partisan lines, Trump continues to face hurdles expanding beyond his base support on this particular issue. Although 80% of Republicans approve of his handling of the pandemic, only 31% of independents and 5% of Democrats say the same. One in 5 Republicans and an overwhelming 95% of Democrats and 69% of independents disapprove of his response to the coronavirus.

Roughly two-thirds of the country think the president acted too slowly in responding to the outbreak and also distrust what he has said about the coronavirus -- a precarious reality for Trump who is facing reelection in less than two months in a campaign largely seen as a referendum on his response to the unprecedented crisis.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Trumps rally last night in Nevada violated Nevada’s health standards but apparently it’s ok because he said so right?, barely any mask, and all crammed together ��

They were crazy people
Darwinism in action

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

That's a fucking lie

Myballs said...

ABC ipsOS is...a probability based, weighted, online poll. Doesn't that sound so accurate?

Anonymous said...

Biden did advise Obama not the kill Osama bin Laden.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Former NFL coach Mike Holmgren on Saturday criticized President Trump’s response to the coronavirus pandemic and endorsed Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden.

"It didn’t have to be this way — it really didn’t. And now, we find out, he knew all along — the president knew how bad it was, and kept it from the American people," Holmgren said, citing recent reporting from longtime journalist Bob Woodward.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Trump is such a fucking idiot and so is his cult of followers.

Kput'z

Etc.

Myballs said...

Holmgren left green bay 22 years ago. Yawn.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

(Bloomberg) -- Canada reported no new deaths from Covid-19 for the first time in six months, according to the latest data from its public health agency.

The country last reported zero daily fatalities on March 15, according to the agency’s data that is updated every evening. Canada is seeing its death toll plateau after fatalities spiked above 200 on several days in April and May. The total death count stands at 9,163 as of Sept. 11, according to the government’s data.

We are losing over 1,200 per day

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Was hardly any masks at Trumps rally last night in Nevada. He is now responsible for spreading the virus in the US. Sad.

Myballs said...

Canada's entire national population ranks between CA and TX. You're post is stupid. Again.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Zero iq

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

When Trump Loses What Will His Supporters Do With Their Little Red MAGA Hats?

Those with a conscious will trash it out

Commonsense said...

In a sane world, Black Lives Matter blocking entrance of a hospital to cheer for the death of a 31 year old mother of a 6 year old boy would be the end of a movement.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Kneell before their red alter and pray to the Orange God they created.


Lolololol

Commonsense said...

When Trump Loses What Will His Supporters Do With Their Little Red MAGA Hats?

That reminds me. Joe Biden doesn't have a hat.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Fake News Robotics inc.

Commonsense said...

Roger is off his meds.

Commonsense said...

51 Days til E-Day >

- TRUMP holds 2 AM roundtables in Las Vegas, NV, tours a manufacturing plant in Henderson, NV, holds a third roundtable there and then has a 7 p.m rally.

- BIDEN has no public schedule.

Caliphate4vr said...

Batshit insane

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...


While Trump is working for votes Dems are relying on Bloomberg and dark money spending a fortune to defeat Trump in conjunction with the media.

And thousands of lawyers to dispute the results and dem governors to create voting havoc.

And not even trying to hide it.

nonetheless

Its a FANTASTIC MORNING !!!

Did President Trump get nominated for any more Nobel Peace Prizes ?

I see our local dem loco's are still mired in their despair

ROFLMFAO !!!

Commonsense said...

While Trump is working for votes Dems are relying on Bloomberg and dark money spending a fortune to defeat Trump in conjunction with the media.

It's as simple as this.

Trump believes he has to earn your vote and is working to get it.

Biden believes he's entitled to you vote so he hides in his basement.

It no wonder voters are more enthused with Trump.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

You guys won't get it!

https://youtu.be/pE14TdwZovs

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

American Girl Fire
@Yolo304741

More arrests

Authorities arrest 4 in connection to possible arson, fires along West Coast | Fox News


Tim Young
@TimRunsHisMouth

So they FINALLY arrested Climate Change?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Is there anyone more qualified for the Supreme Court than Ted Cruz?


My dog

Caliphate4vr said...

They won’t let you have a dog in lockdown

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Shem Horne
@Shem_Infinite

President Trump: "The guy was Vice President for 8 years and he only did one thing good. He treated Obama good."

Someone yells: "Kissed his ass!"

President Trump: "That's exactly what I was going to say, you want to shout it out? Go ahead."

Guy yells it again


ROFLMFAO !!!

Anonymous said...

Roger, you have a "dog".

They allow you to keep a pet at The Home?

Anonymous said...

Blm/antifa/Democrats score TWO more wins.

The President of the United States Donald Trump cares for The Blue.

As we begin tonight, our thoughts are with the two sheriff’s deputies in Los Angeles who are fighting for their lives when a vicious criminal walked up to their vehicle and shot them at point-blank range,” Trump said,