Sunday, December 6, 2020

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24 comments:

anonymous said...

Great rally in Ga last night.....Trump enriches his super Pac while still claiming election fraud....I am sure that message will continue to resonate like covid will disappear for the faithful.....Sad only 27 congress members acknowledge who won.....seems the slurpers here like to hang on to a losing cause while giving the snake oil salesman more money!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The Devil Went Down to Georgia...He was looking for an election to steal.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Where cases per capita are highest

R.I.

Minn.

S.D.

Wyo.

Neb.

Ind.

Alaska

Utah

N.M.

N.D.

Mont.

Wis.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

75% red states

anonymous said...

For the mentally defiant trump slurpers who thought the Ga video proved anything but them being stupid.....especially our mouth of the south and drunkard.....

y Ali Swenson | AP
Dec. 4, 2020 at 6:15 p.m. EST
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Surveillance footage of ballot processing on election night in Atlanta is fueling a false social media narrative of “suitcases filled with ballots” hidden under a cloth-covered table and tallied without supervision, even as top state officials confirm election workers followed standard procedure.
The video showed regular ballot containers on wheels — not suitcases — and both a state investigator and an independent monitor observed counting until it was done for the night, finding no evidence of improper ballots, state and county officials said on Friday.
That hasn’t stopped President Donald Trump, his campaign, his lawyers and his supporters from sharing the video with false fraud accusations in a spate of Facebook and Twitter posts that have racked up millions of views in less than 24 hours.
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Here’s a look at the facts around this viral video:
CLAIM: Poll workers and partisan observers were told to leave Atlanta’s State Farm Arena on election night, but four election workers stayed behind, pulled suitcases full of ballots out from under a table, and scanned them after hours without any supervision.
THE FACTS: The video doesn’t show evidence of fraud, much less the “SMOKING GUN” evidence that Trump’s legal team claims on social media.
No one told observers they had to leave, and both an independent monitor and an investigator oversaw the vote count, according to state and county officials. Confusion arose when election workers thought they were done for the night, but then were instructed to continue scanning ballots. But investigators who reviewed the entire surveillance tape confirmed it showed “normal ballot processing,” according to Gabriel Sterling, a top official in the secretary of state’s office.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Rage And Denial.

As the circle around Mr. Trump shrinks and even allies like Mr. Barr distance themselves, the president resists any suggestion that he stand down. “I’m never, ever going to concede,” he told one ally who urged him to prepare to do so. And if he is not listening to advisers, many are no longer listening to him.

At one point, Mr. Trump appeared to telephone Mr. Ducey even as he was certifying Arizona’s results on live television and the governor refused to take the president’s call, which was announced by a “Hail to the Chief” ring tone.

Top Republican lawyers have dropped off his election lawsuits, which have been dismissed by the dozens and even in one case declared “bizarre” by a judge appointed by Mr. Trump. Five courts in five battleground states rejected his latest legal challenges to the election in a little more than three hours on Friday, with a Wisconsin judge warning that “this is a dangerous path we are being asked to tread.”

Sliding further from the mainstream, the president has aligned himself more with fringe news outlets like One America News Network and the conspiracy theorists of QAnon, who believe the world is run by a cabal of Satan-worshipping pedophiles plotting against Mr. Trump. In a meeting with Republican senators, according to an official confirming a report in The Post, Mr. Trump said QAnon followers “basically believe in good government,” a comment that left the room silent until his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, volunteered that he had never heard them described that way.

With six weeks until he leaves office, Mr. Trump remains as unpredictable and erratic as ever. He may fire Mr. Barr or others, issue a raft of pardons to protect himself and his allies or incite a confrontation overseas. Like King Lear, he may fly into further rages and find new targets for his wrath.

“If there are these analogies between classic literature and society as it’s operating right now, then that should give us some big cause for concern this December,” said Mr. Wilson, the Shakespearean scholar. “We’re approaching the end of the play here and that’s where catastrophe always comes.”


The drama of the day of the election until the inauguration day is a Shakespearean tale of the ages.

Trump’s Final Days of Rage and Denial https://nyti.ms/36LYxXy

Peter Baker is a thoughtful writer.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

“We’ve never lost an election. We’re winning this election,” Trump declared soon after he took the stage outside a hangar at Valdosta Regional Airport on Saturday night.


It was the first in a fire hose of falsehoods Trump offered up to a largely unmasked crowd of thousands, who cheered him on and repeatedly chanted “Four more years!”

Trump was ostensibly in the state to whip up support for Republican Sens. David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler, who are locked in tight Jan. 5 special election races with their respective Democratic challengers, Jon Ossoff and the Rev. Raphael Warnock. At stake is control of the Senate, where Republicans hold 50 seats. If Democrats win both seats in Georgia, they will effectively have a majority, with Vice President-elect Kamala D. Harris serving as a tie-breaking vote if needed.

But Trump mostly focused on himself. People held “Make America Great Again” placards and draped themselves in giant “Trump 2020” flags, and there was little noticeable signage for Perdue or Loeffler. Both incumbents addressed the crowd about 90 minutes before Trump took the stage at 7:23 p.m.
Once at the lectern, Trump spent most of his time airing grievances and falsehoods about the presidential race, occasionally weaving in mention of the Senate runoffs. He knocked Ossoff and Warnock as “radical Democrats” who would be “total pawns” of Senate Minority Leader Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.). He also attacked Gov. Brian Kemp and Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, both Georgia Republicans who have repeatedly vouched for the integrity of the state’s elections."

Anonymous said...

"over the next four weeks, including an estimated 9,500 to 19,500 deaths the week of Christmas alone." Roger

Far short of Brown Shirt Biden "250,000"
Additional deaths by Jan. 1st, 2021.

Anonymous said...

CHT. a great line up of funny and true stuff. Thank You.

Myballs said...

D3m pollster Doug Schoen is warning dem leaders to drop the radical left agenda in favor or moderation or risk huge losses in 2022. He says 62 to 28 percent opposes the socialism. Even obama himself is telling dems to drop the defund police and other snappy slogans. The d3m party is headed for a intra party civil war.

anonymous said...

2. He says 62 to 28 percent opposes the socialism.


BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I oppose socialism!!!! It is the GOP whose message D's push socialism and defunding police!!!!! Doug has some great advice if only the GOP told the truth.....instead of push this BS like you do fucking loser!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA Funny you also think the election was stolen!!!!!! Yep....another H2O carrier of stupidity!!!!!!

Myballs said...

Did you say something?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

To the conservative majority, the moderate Democrats are socialists.

It's a false narrative.

Obama was a moderate Democrat and so is the President elect Joe Biden.

Kputz's mind believes it!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

This is a difficult situation for small businesses

Because L.A. County is in the Southern California Region, the Los Angeles County Health Officer Order will be modified to fully align with additional safety measures across sectors and the required effective date. The Order prohibits private gatherings of any size, closes sector operations, and requires 100% masking and physical distancing. The State Regional Stay at Home Order is similar to the existing County Safer at Home Health Offer with additional sector closings.

What’s Closed or remains closed

The following sectors are required to close or remain closed for all operations:

Indoor and outdoor playgrounds.Indoor recreational facilities.Hair salons and barbershops.Personal care services.Museums, zoos, and aquariums.Movie theaters.Wineries.Bars, breweries, and distilleries.Family entertainment centers.Cardrooms and satellite wagering.Limited services as defined by the state.Live audience sports.Amusement parks.

The following sectors will have additional modifications in addition to 100% masking and physical distancing:

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The very stable geniusin all his glory...

MASS DELUSION occurring at Jonestown 2.0 Super Spreader Trump Hate Rally in Valdosta, GA:
Fans chant "STOP THE STEAL!" prompting Trump to say, "Your governor could stop it very easily if he knew what the hell he was doing. If Democrats win the GA Senate race, your children will grow up in a Socialist country, they'll take away your beautiful Christmas, religion, jobs, borders, freedom. If you don’t show up to vote, the Socialist and Communist win."
Trump's completely DELUSIONAL claiming over and over again that he WON Georgia. He says, "We'll be going up to the SUPREME COURT very shortly." He claims to have so much evidence of ELECTION FRAUD and shares 'Newsmax' clips of debunked cases! "We will find that hundreds of thousands of ballots that were illegally cast all over your state, and all over the country by the way. More than enough to give us a total HISTORIC VICTORY."
He goes on and on totally smearing the RADICAL LEFT as RUTHLESS DECEITFUL CHEATERS. "We're all VICTIMS. Everybody here. All these thousands of people here tonight. They're all VICTIMS. Everyone of you. We're gonna WIN BACK the White House. We're gonna WIN it BACK." He teases about a 2024 run, but adding, "I don't want until 2024. I want to go back three weeks."
Loeffler can barely squeeze tepid applause out of the crowd. Perdue then starts talking but is drown out by chants of "FIGHT FOR TRUMP!"
This is worse than I thought it would be! Trump is completely NUTS!.... and MAGAs are fired up over all his INSANE LIES! How are so many Republicans still silent? 😤😠😲

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/snl-cecily-strong-spoofs-melissa-054804600.html

"SNL" wasted no time spoofing the hearing that took place before the Michigan State Senate on Tuesday, with Cecily Strong playing Melissa Carone.

Myballs said...

Only an idiot would think obama a moderate. Who do you think ushered in the socialist wing of the dem party?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

You're an example of the type of Republican thinks.

His stimulus package rescued General Motors.

Even though the economy grew up a little to weak, but it was the longest economic recovery in history

The ACA didn't replace private insurance.

His last year and a half, grew more jobs than the first three years of the Trump administration.

Biden is using mostly modern in his cabinet.

The Democratic party has a strong left wing, but they are not really thrilled yet.


Only a close minded moron thinks that Obama was a socialist.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...
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Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

This description of the kputz and ballsless and rrb!
Dennis R. Hill

I just cannot find the words to describe how great I feel as I watch Trump Supporters cry while watching the Trump 2020 Presidential Campaign fail at every attempt to overturn Trump's huge Election loss.

I am enjoying this even more than I enjoyed watching Richard Nixon go down.

If Donald Trump had been able to convince the Republican State Legislatures to allow the counting of Mail-In as they arrived, he would not have been given the false impression that he had a chance to win, and he could had saved himself from the torture of the show death his Campaign was forced to suffer.

Watching Trump crying during his speech's is "Worth the price of Admission". He mumbles about conspiracy theories, which his die-hard supporters eat up with a spoon, and Trump fleeces them by getting them to continue donating money to him.

Trump's conspiracy theories have only one purpose, which is to make Stupid People feel Smart.

Watching Trump and his Supporters cry for 33 days has been great entertainment for the entire family. History teachers will be showing footage of this for centuries just to remind children that people really can be that stupid.



Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Can Trump, who will be 78 years old in 2024,continue to dominate the conversation? Twitter might ban him.



“The symbiotic relationship between Trump and the media will be put to the test once he is no longer at the center of the political universe." He's very skilled in getting attention! But he's getting old!



People like Scott will never walk away from the most authoritarian leader in American history.


I hope he proves me wrong!

Caliphate4vr said...

The ACA didn't replace private insurance.

It was a fucking disaster for all not getting free shit from Medicaid

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

President Donald Trump announced Sunday that former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who has led the president's efforts to overturn last month's election, has tested positive for Covid-19.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The Reality Show Presidency has a dramatic last episode!


President Trump is considering a made-for-TV grand finale: a White House departure on Marine One and final Air Force One flight to Florida for a political rally opposite Joe Biden's inauguration, sources familiar with the discussions tell Axios.

Why it matters: The former network star is privately discussing using his waning powers as commander in chief to order up the exit he wants after dissing Biden by refusing to concede the election, welcome him to the White House or commit to attending his inauguration.

The big picture: The Trump talk could create a split-screen moment: the outgoing president addressing a roaring crowd in an airport hangar while the incoming leader is sworn in before a socially distanced audience outside the Capitol, as NBC News first reported.

Immediately announcing he is running for re-election in 2024 would set up four years of Trump playing Biden's critic-in-chief.The visual also would embody the vast difference in the two leaders' approaches to the pandemic.And flying off from the South Lawn before landing in Florida would let Trump escape protests, the normal pleasantries of welcoming the incoming president to the White House — and sitting there while Biden takes the oath of office.