Sunday, February 14, 2021

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39 comments:

anonymous said...

These certainly are a group of attempted humor so Lil Schitty can feel like a big man and save trump....Most amusing is the vote taken pretty well demonstrates that if the congresss invokes the 14th amendment....trumps ability to run again will be forever dashed....But I am pinning my hopes on the Ga fraud investigation and NY tax issues will do him in!!!!! He's been running on empty for years and the law just may catch his fat white ass and apply what he deserves....and that is not adulation from idiots like you Scott!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Anonymous said...

These are funny.
The State Farm one is the best.

Myballs said...

Ted Cruz tweeted the best question of the day yesterday...

Can we reopen the pipeline if we put Hunter Biden on the board?

Twapp

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY,
LOOK AT THE McCONNELL WIGGLE FREE ATTEMPT---

McConnell Gently Tries to Wriggle Free from Trump
7:58 am
Walter Shapiro:
“The most intriguing—if typically cynical—performance was Senate GOP leader Mitch McConnell’s.

"After voting to acquit Trump on dubious constitutional grounds, McConnell then delivered a searing Senate speech. Referring to January 6, McConnell said,
‘There is no question—none—that President Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of the day.'

“Of course, McConnell is partly responsible for aiding and abetting Trump for four years. But it is telling that at a moment of Trumpian triumph, he chose to speak in a way designed to defuse the skyrockets at Mar-a-Lago.

"McConnell’s calculus—and never doubt his abilities at political math—is that the benefits of breaking with Trump far outweigh the price of continued fealty. That and the 7 Republican votes for conviction are the sole bright spots on a dispiriting Saturday.”

(T.Goddard said Shapiro said that.)

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...


Walter Shapiro:
"McConnell’s calculus—and never doubt his abilities at political math—is that the benefits of breaking with Trump far outweigh the price of continued fealty."
_______

JamesNewLeaf says:
Let me help you out, Scott.

That is what I have been saying for a long time, and you should have had the intelligence to have seen and have been saying it.

But your head has been too far up Trump's butt to see it.

McConnell knows this. I know it.

Why have you, Scott, been so abysmally slow to see it?

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Tell us where you are in disagreement with McConnell, Scott.

He said unkind things about Trump.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

The Danger of Domestic Fanaticisms
7:24 am
George Will:
“The first of this century’s national traumas is denoted by two numbers: 9/11. One purpose of, and a sufficient justification for, the second impeachment of the 45th president was to inscribe this century’s second trauma in the nation’s memory as: 1/6.

“Although not nearly as tragic as 9/11 in lives lost and radiating policy consequences, 1/6 should become, as its implications percolate into the national consciousness, even more unsettling. Long before 9/11, Americans knew that foreign fanaticisms were perennial dangers. After 1/6, Americans know what their Constitution’s Framers knew:
In any democracy, domestic fanaticisms always are, potentially, rank weeds that flourish when fertilized by persons who are as unscrupulous as they are predominent.”

I wonder WHOM he is talking about.

Myballs said...

Antifa? BLM? You know, the group's that actually took over parts of cities Seattle and Portland instead of a building.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Ungrammatical use of the word groups.
Unintelligent attempt at making a point.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Tell us, Scott, where you are in disagreement with McConnell.

He said unkind things about Trump.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Because he doesn't have Twitter feed, so he will gradually fade away.

McConnell basically divorced Trump.

Myballs said...

I don't audit for spelling and punctuation just for your immature little games. I am quite well written when it is called for. And my point stands on its own even after your little games.

And what is it with Roger and James now regularly attacking our intellect? It's a red herring and we all know it.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Your second sentence was grammatically incorrect. Improper use of tense.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

So tell us, brilliant, intelligent Balls, where YOU are in disagreement with McConnell.

He said unkind things about Trump.

Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said...

“Even after it was clear to any reasonable observer that Vice President Pence was in danger… even as the mob carrying Trump banners was beating cops and breaching perimeters… the President sent a further tweet attacking his Vice President.

“Predictably and foreseeably under the circumstances, members of the mob seemed to interpret this as further inspiration to lawlessness and violence.

“Later, even when the President did halfheartedly begin calling for peace, he did not call right away for the riot to end. He did not tell the mob to depart until even later. 

“And even then, with police officers bleeding and broken glass covering Capitol floors, he kept repeating election lies and praising the criminals.

“In recent weeks, our ex-President’s associates have tried to use the 74 million Americans who voted to re-elect him as a kind of human shield against criticism.

“Anyone who decries his awful behavior is accused of insulting millions of voters.

“That is an absurd deflection.

“74 million Americans did not invade the Capitol. Several hundred rioters did.

“And 74 million Americans did not engineer the campaign of disinformation and rage that provoked it.

“One person did.

rrb said...



And what is it with Roger and James now regularly attacking our intellect?


it's their usual psychological projection. especially the alky.

neither are very bright, and both rely almost exclusively on plagiarism to comment here.

the incessant need to steal the thoughts of others to give the appearance of being smart and informed indicates a significant absence of intellect on their part.


anonymous said...

mes. I am quite well written when it is called

And I am quite certain that you are full of shit!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!! And you have an advanced degree in what???? Fealty to trump????????

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

From yesterday--
Impeachment Trial Sharpens GOP Divides
February 13, 2021 at 9:22 pm EST

Wall Street Journal:
“The dramatic conclusion of former President Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial laid bare deep philosophical rifts between Republicans, as GOP senators splintered not only over the question of Mr. Trump’s guilt, but also the future of their party and Mr. Trump’s role in it.”

New York Times:
“The vote stands as a pivotal moment for the party Mr. Trump molded into a cult of personality, one likely to leave a deep blemish in the historical record. Now that Republicans have passed up an opportunity to banish him through impeachment, it is not clear when — or how — they might go about transforming their party into something other than a vessel for a semiretired demagogue who was repudiated by a majority of voters.”

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

 I am quite well written when it is called for.

I can write quite well, when it is called for.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

I didn't think I was "stealing" from NYT, WaPo, Politico, Shapiro, etc. etc. etc. et al. when quoting from them. Thanks for setting me straight!

So tell us, brilliant rrb (self designated republican rat bastard) where YOU stand in disagreement with McConnell who said things about Trump that really were not very nice.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

8:37 LOL

rrb said...



ooh... "McConnell said unkind things about Trump, basically divorcing him."

Egads!

LOL.

So let's count the number of winks of sleep Trump lost over McConnell's little tirade.

I keep coming up with ZERO.

LOL.

Trump: 2

Impeachment: 0

as BWAA would say...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


rrb said...

Blogger Roger Amick said...

I am quite well written when it is called for.

I can write quite well, when it is called for.



LOL. THWAP!!!

the scrawling's of an imbecile.



rrb said...



So tell us, brilliant rrb (self designated republican rat bastard) where YOU stand in disagreement with McConnell who said things about Trump that really were not very nice.

where I stand is here:

Behold! The field in which I grow my FUCKS... Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

anonymous said...

as BWAA would say...


No asshole I would say that is the greatest margin for impeachment evah!!!!!! Now we can all wait and hope the Ga fraud and NY tax evasion get legs!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! 7 rinos voted for conviction and Mitch threw him under the bus but still acquitted him.....sad the chinless wonder still has no spine....like you rat

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell took to the Senate floor to try to bury Mr. Trump’s political future and salvage the Republican Party’s brand from the legacy of Jan. 6.


“Even after it was clear to any reasonable observer that Vice President Pence was in danger… even as the mob carrying Trump banners was beating cops and breaching perimeters… the President sent a further tweet attacking his Vice President.

“Predictably and foreseeably under the circumstances, members of the mob seemed to interpret this as further inspiration to lawlessness and violence.

“Later, even when the President did halfheartedly begin calling for peace, he did not call right away for the riot to end. He did not tell the mob to depart until even later. 

“And even then, with police officers bleeding and broken glass covering Capitol floors, he kept repeating election lies and praising the criminals.

“In recent weeks, our ex-President’s associates have tried to use the 74 million Americans who voted to re-elect him as a kind of human shield against criticism.

“Anyone who decries his awful behavior is accused of insulting millions of voters.

“That is an absurd deflection.

“74 million Americans did not invade the Capitol. Several hundred rioters did.

“And 74 million Americans did not engineer the campaign of disinformation and rage that provoked it.

“One person did.

--------

There were a lot more Republicans who would have voted to convict if he was still President, and he incited an Insurrection.

And a lot more despise Trump, but they have to run for office again in just two years.

Most of them are not like Scott Lewinsky.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

rrb said...


And what is it with Roger and James now regularly attacking our intellect?


it's their usual psychological projection. especially the alky.

neither are very bright, and both rely almost exclusively on plagiarism to comment here.

the incessant need to steal the thoughts of others to give the appearance of being smart and informed indicates a significant absence of intellect on their part.



The waterboy duet aren't even smart enough to understand what plagiarism is !!!

And incapable of learning what it is.

Ignorant democrats.

It's their brand

Commonsense said...

The country is over with impeachment and 24/7 coverage of Trump.. They are ready to move on.

Interesting numbers from Rasmussen.

42% of voters believed that mail-in voting lead to massive voter fraud. The party breakdown:

70% of Republicans.
47% of independents.
11% of Democrats

Bottom line is that GOP politicians won't be distancing themselves from the base.

The big number is 47% of independents. That could swing elections.

Bottom line is if the Democrats spend next 4 years on Trump, they will get slaughtered in 2022 and 2024.

rrb said...



alky, as you bitterly cling to the words of Cocaine Mitch, I will revel in the box score of your impeachment failure theatre:

Trump: 2

Impeachment: 0

LOL.

this is what happens when you blatantly and egregiously LIE to achieve your goal.



Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Clay Travis
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1360719860712505350


Congrats to Donald Trump on his back-to-back impeachment trial championships. Never done before in American history. Unquestioned impeachment GOAT.

And no doubt about what Republicans need to be primaried.

Results stand.

Lon term victory for Donald Trump

Now let's get some real election reform done at the state level so we can hold honest elections

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

*long

rrb said...


this is why, on a constitutional basis alone, Trump's acquittal was the correct outcome.


House impeachment managers argued Saturday, as throughout former President Donald Trump’s impeachment trial, that Congress is exempt from the Constitution.

Lead manager Rep. Raskin (D-MD) said that because this was not a criminal trial, the legal requirements for “incitement” did not apply, the right to due process did not apply, and even the cherished First Amendment did not apply. In effect, Raskin argued, Congress was exempt from following constitutional principles.

Last year, House Intelligence Committee Chair Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) made the same argument. Due process did not apply to the president in impeachment, he said, and therefore it did not matter that the president could not cross-examine witnesses, or call the so-called “whistleblower.” The House had clearly violated the president’s First, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Amendment rights, but Schiff told the Senate that Trump should have been grateful for the few protections he had.

That is not how Congress used to behave, nor how Americans saw Congress — until recently.



https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/13/pollak-trump-acquittal-shows-congress-is-not-exempt-from-the-constitution/


democrats disdain for the constitution is what should trouble us all. not the phony histrionics of a fucking panty raid.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1360803607491280896


Now that the trial has finished, Democrats will go back to inciting violence against their opponents.

Biden's America

Banana Republic

1984

rrb said...

Now that the trial has finished, Democrats will go back to inciting violence against their opponents.

Biden's America

Banana Republic

1984



yep. drooling dementia boy recently stated that troops will remain in DC until next year.

if Trump pulled this shit the left would shit themselves and have a hissy fit you could see from outer space.



Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Last year, House Intelligence Committee Chair Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) made the same argument. Due process did not apply to the president in impeachment, he said, and therefore it did not matter that the president could not cross-examine witnesses, or call the so-called “whistleblower.” The House had clearly violated the president’s First, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Amendment rights, but Schiff told the Senate that Trump should have been grateful for the few protections he had.

Schiff is a piece of shit who hid behind protections he received as a congressman to spread misinformation about Russia/Trump collusion.

In a just world he would never see the light of day again.

He's a traitor or as the alky says so he will understand "treator"

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1360753591351443464


Biden has been the president for 24 days and the only win he has delivered is to Trump.


Well the Russians, Chinese, Iranians and illegal aliens have all had wins.

So Fact check: false


Biden's America

Police State

1984

Banana Republic

Anonymous said...

Lol@Roger

So smart he lost Lydia and her money.

Anonymous said...

Roger, too soon?

It is Valentines Day.

Who is putting it to Lydia, clearly a better man is.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Cooooo cookies

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Home / Lindsey Graham: 'I don’t see how Kamala Harris doesn’t get impeached'

Lindsey Graham: 'I don’t see how Kamala Harris doesn’t get impeached'

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 David Edwards 

and

 Raw Story

February 14, 2021

     

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) on Sunday said that he expects Republicans to impeach Vice President Kamala Harris if the party takes control of the U.S. House of Representatives.

During an appearance on Fox News Sunday, Graham told host Chris Wallace that former President Donald Trump is ready to "move on" and rebuild the Republican Party after his impeachment trial.

"I thought the impeachment trial was not only unconstitutional, I condemn what happened on Jan. 6, but the process they used to impeach this president was an affront to rule of law," Graham opined. "We've opened Pandora's Box to future presidents."

"And if you use this model, I don't know how Kamala Harris doesn't get impeached if the Republicans take over the House," he added. "Because she actually bailed out rioters and one of the rioters went back to the streets and broke somebody's head open. So we've opened Pandora's Box here and I'm sad for the country?"

"Does Donald Trump bear any responsibility for the attack on the Capitol on Jan. 6th?" Wallace asked.

"Uh, no," Graham replied. "In terms of the law, no. He bears responsibility of pushing narratives about the election that I think are not sound and not true. But this was politically protected speech. The speech on Jan. 6th was not an incitement of violence."

Before ending the interview Graham insisted that Trump and his daughter-in-law, Lara Trump, are the "future" of the Republican Party.


The Trump family would be the first Royal Family since the revolution!