Sunday, March 7, 2021

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38 comments:

anonymous said...

Amusing how little you R's have left........complaining about Dr Seuss and blaming everyone but themselves !!! Not a single vote in congress covid aid......not caring 520 k dead from trumps flu and still thinking you are winning!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Great messaging writing itself for the next election!!!! And we can all thank donnie doing a great job in Ga losing those 2 senate seats as we can all applaud the voters of Ga in doing more for the country than you dumb fucks!!!!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/03/the-week-in-pictures-peak-stupidity-edition.php

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Mr Potato Head has no genitals!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Republicans have different priorities than the evil Democratic party

Stimulus checks are coming, but first we must address Mr. Potato Head and Dr. Seuss




Mr. Potato Head is no longer a mister. Hasbro, the company that makes the potato-shaped plastic toy, is giving the spud a gender-neutral new name: Potato Head. The change will appear on boxes this year. (Hasbro)

I know struggling American families need COVID-19 stimulus checks, but as an educated, adult-human conservative U.S. senator, I believe it’s important we first work out a few details regarding toy potato genitalia.

If you’re an American who can still afford to pay the cable bill, you’re surely aware of the immensely important controversy surrounding Hasbro’s iconic Mr. Potato Head. The company announced it was dropping the “Mr.” and “Mrs.” from the brand name, a decision that requires people like me to go on Fox News and yell about

I’ll get to the stimulus checks in a moment, but first, ask yourself this: Do you really want to live in a world where a toy potato that has a mustache isn’t clearly labeled a “Mr.”? Paying rent is important, yes, but shouldn’t we first protect our children from possible exposure to gender fluidity among molded-plastic root vegetables?

Hasbro officials naturally tried to pass this decision off as much ado about nothing, saying in a tweet that the change is only to the overarching “POTATO HEAD brand name and logo” and that “MR. & MRS. POTATO HEAD aren’t going anywhere.” But seeking that kind of “broader understanding of an issue” gets in the way of me protesting the canceling of a beloved starchy tuber, so I’m going to ignore it and yell about tyranny some more.

I realize Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head don’t have genitals — if they did, I would call for them to be BANNED immediately, that’s disgusting! — but it’s irrelevant because Mr. Potato Head has been called Mr. Potato Head since he was first released in 1952, and anything from the 1950s that gets changed is bad.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

That’s clearly an abomination, and I and my fellow Republican colleagues will not agree to any COVID-19 relief package that doesn’t clearly define a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup as the marriage of chocolate and peanut butter.

I’m a man of the people, and I can assure you no one in government is more concerned about the needs of everyday Americans than me. That’s why I devoted the past 48 hours of my actual adult-human life to angrily claiming liberals had CANCELED AND BANNED children’s author Dr. Seuss, proving I had the anti-intellectual fortitude to ignore the fact that a private company established by the Seuss family chose to stop publishing only six of his lesser-known books.

You’re welcome, fellow patriots.

Now I ask you to join me in this sensible quest to ensure that legislation I will never actually sign contains the language necessary to protect us from gender-neutral spud toys, pro-gay puzzle cubes and same-sweet Reese’s cups.

Because all these are issues are of great importance.

And they are the only ideas I have that will get me on Fox News.


rhuppke@chicagotribune.com

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.chicagotribune.com/columns/rex-huppke/ct-prem-stimulus-checks-covid-relief-senate-potato-head-seuss-huppke-20210304-2csvtmqoz5ap3aa3lv7nu4ky34-story.html?outputType=amp

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

WILL PRESIDENT GREG ABBOTT LIFT THE MANDATE REQUIRING AMERICANS TO PAY TAXES?

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has lifted the mandate that required the people in Texas to wear facial masks in public places, but is hoping Texans will “Do The Right Thing”.

If saving lives is not enough motivation for Governor Greg Abbott to mandate the wearing of masks, and he is willing to gamble their lives on his belief that people will simply “Do The Right Thing”, a person must wonder what life would be like in the United States if he were the President.

Would President Abbott lift the mandates that require Americans to pay taxes, and simply hope people will “Do The Right Thing”?

Would President Abbott remove all of the traffic lights, and speed limits in the country, and simply hope people will “Do The Right Thing”?

Would President Abbott remove all laws forbidding air, water, and land pollution, and simply hope people will “Do The Right Thing”?

IF SAVING LIVES IS NOT ENOUGH MOTIVATION FOR GOVERNOR GREG ABBOTT, WHAT WOULD HE CONSIDER ENOUGH MOTIVATION

Gregg Abbott 2024! I will not require your taxes!

Myballs said...

Funny how some complain about mask mandates being lifted but have nothing to say about the biden administration letting covid positive illegal aliens free into society.

And its puzzling how democrats th8bk Americans prefer $1400 checks every 4 months over getting their jobs back. Yeah, priotities6.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


FANTASTIC FUNNIES !!!

Haven't watched the nightly "comedy" shows but they literally should have material coming out of their ass.

Unless their heads are still stuck up it.

Biden is comedy GOLD

The whole world is now laughing at us, and running on our credit cards.

Myballs said...

I recall when the favorite liberal phrase was 'itll blow a hole in the budget'. Funny how the continued insistence on maintaining the economic lockdowns and cutting federal checks apparently won't blow a hole in anyone's budget.

rrb said...


Because all these are issues are of great importance.

And they are the only ideas I have that will get me on Fox News.

rhuppke@chicagotribune.com



geezus alky, that asshole is almost as stupid as you. almost.

you're the clowns that declared Seuss and Tater head important enough to cancel in the first place.

it ain't just fox viewers who are mocking you. we all are.

THWAP!!!


rrb said...

Anonymous Myballs said...

I recall when the favorite liberal phrase was 'itll blow a hole in the budget'. Funny how the continued insistence on maintaining the economic lockdowns and cutting federal checks apparently won't blow a hole in anyone's budget.



that's because it was never about the budget or flattening the curve. it was about destroying bad orange man and control over the rest of us. just look at how they're squealing over the opening of Texas, Mississippi, and Arizona.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Breanna Morello
https://twitter.com/breannamorello/status/1366893485266243587

The left is just mad that Dr.Seuss is more of a doctor than Jill Biden is.

And speaks at a higher intelligence level

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1368411370509721606

Trump was right about lockdowns, reopening schools, vaccines, and just about everything else during the pandemic.


About all he got wrong was when he repeated what Fauci was telling him...

Trump did make some real bad hires and personnel decisions.

He's learned a lot for 2024.

rrb said...


Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced the deployment of the state’s National Guard and State Troopers to respond to the growing border crisis.

Governor Abbott announced Operation Lone Star “to combat the smuggling of people and drugs into Texas” on Saturday. The operation will integrate the Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) with the National Guard, Abbott said. He is ordering the deployment of air, ground, marine, and tactical border security assets to high threat areas.


https://www.breitbart.com/border/2021/03/06/gov-abbott-deploys-texas-national-guard-state-troopers-to-counter-bidens-open-border-policies/


sanity, in the face of a hospice president who has it exactly backwards - letting covid positive illegals pour across the border while calling efforts to open the state neanderthal.

and fucking morons* like the alky cheer him on.

*h/t: indy voter


LOL.

THWAP!!!


Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


Tom Cotton
https://twitter.com/TomCottonAR/status/1368282575576440834

Dylann Roof murdered nine people. He's on federal death row.

He'll be getting a $1,400 stimulus check as part of the Democrats' "COVID relief" bill.


So will the BTK killer. At least Charles Manson won't get a check.

But the rest of his wing will.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

rrb said:

sanity, in the face of a hospice president who has it exactly backwards - letting covid positive illegals pour across the border while calling efforts to open the state neanderthal.

and fucking morons* like the alky cheer him on.

*h/t: indy voter


LOL.

THWAP!!!



Lay off Joe, he's likely had a very bad morning. "Dr." Jill has probably hid his Dr. Seuss books and then he'd have to postpone his Mario Kart game to look for them. Definitely no time for a press conference.

And what's a SOTU again ?

C'mon guys, he's got to worry about Corn Pop and who's coming up behind him on Mario Kart.

And loose butterflies.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

GOP Quiet as Donor Accused of Biggest Tax Fraud Scheme Ever
CNBC:
“The billionaire accused of running the biggest tax fraud scheme in U.S. history was a prolific donor to Republican groups and causes. The leaders of those organizations have kept quiet on the federal charges against him.

“Robert Brockman, former CEO of Ohio-based software company Reynolds & Reynolds, was charged in October with running a $2 billion tax fraud scheme.”

A CRIMINAL PARTY STILL STANDING BEHIND A CRIMINAL EX PRESIDENT AND REFUSING TO CONDEMN OTHER BLATANT CRIMINALS



Some In GOP Have Change of Heart on Economics
NBC News:
“The Republican Party is showing signs of softening its trademark fiscal conservative brand in favor of a new populist approach, a potentially seminal shift as the party becomes more reliant on blue-collar white voters after Donald Trump’s presidency.

“The last time Republicans were thrown out of power, in 2009, they embraced an unabashed tax-cutting and spending-cutting vision to find their way out of the wilderness. Now, the party is taking a different path as ambitious figures seek to curry favor with voters by pushing a larger government safety-net that includes cash to families and a minimum wage hike.”

UNITER BIDEN WILL HELP THEM OUT THERE, BUT SEE BELOW


Minimum-Wage Setback Could Kick-Start Bipartisan Talks
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL:
“Democrats’ failure to pass a minimum-wage increase could spur bipartisan negotiations to bridge the big gap between the party’s progressive wing, its centrists and Republican senators on raising workers’ pay.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR REPUBLICANS, WORKERS ARE BEGINNING TO REALIZE THAT DONALD PULLED THE WOOL OVER THEIR EYES

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

UNITER BIDEN
to Sign Order Meant to Make Voting Easier
THE NEW YORK TIMES:
“President Biden is expected to sign an executive order on Sunday that directs the government to take steps to make voting easier, marking the 56th anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Ala., which swiftly turned voting rights into a national cause.

“The multipart order is aimed at using the far-flung reach of federal agencies to help people register to vote and to encourage Americans to go to the polls on Election Day.”

Axios:
“The executive order comes as Democrats face an uphill battle to pass a sweeping election bill meant, in part, to combat a growing number of proposals introduced by Republicans at the state level that would restrict voter access.”

DEMOCRATIC DEMOCRATS WANT VOTERS TO VOTE
in order for us to have
DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT
OF THE PEOPLE
BY THE PEOPLE
FOR THE PEOPLE

FASCISTIC REPUBLICANS DON'T WANT VOTERS TO VOTE
so they can have
FASCISTIC GOVERNMENT
OF THE RICH
BY THE RICH
FOR THE RICH

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


Someone get a butterfly net for the POS "pastor"

Looks like DEMENTED JOE has competition.

ROFLMFAO !!!


What a fucking moron

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Ballots In Arizona’s Maricopa County Found Shredded and In Dumpster – Days Before Senate Audit To Begin

Piles of shredded ballots were located today in a dumpster in Maricopa County Arizona. This find occurs only days before the Senate’s audit of the county’s 2020 election results is due to start.

For months the Board of Supervisors in Maricopa County have blocked and delayed any independent audit performed by the Arizona Senate of the County’s results in the 2020 Presidential election. As we’ve reported previously, after being subpoenaed by the Arizona Senate and then suing the Senate to prevent a Senate audit of their 2020 election results, the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors (MCBOS) agreed to have an audit if they could pick the auditors. The two firms they picked they claimed were the only two who were certified by the governmental body the US Election Assistance Commission (EAC). However, we found that these firms were not certified at the time they were selected by the MCBOS
continues at:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/03/breaking-exclusive-ballots-arizonas-maricopa-county-found-shredded-dumpster-days-senate-audit-begin/

Strange actions for such a safe and secure election with not a hint of fraud.... they also did this:

SHOCKING EXCLUSIVE: Auditors Selected by Arizona Maricopa County Board of Supervisors Send Message to Observers: “F@#$ You”

Guess the MSM and democrats find that reasonable.

Just look at the POS "pastor" and his hysterics

ROFLMFAO !!!

rrb said...

look at this fucking MESS:

https://youtu.be/GRa-sGLJN-I?t=1394

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


Did anyone ever find out how Joe Biden got so rich before he had any high reported income ?

Did the FBI ever find out who "the big guy" was that China was paying ?

Did anyone ever go back to the 50 former "intelligence" officials who said said Hunter's laptop was "Russian disinformation" and ask how they got it so wrong ?

Or ask Joe why he lied about that at a national debate ?

Be a big guy Joe, explain.



Joe Biden's America

razor wire

Banana Republic

Animal Farm

1984

Anonymous said...

Roger called me a liar when I said much the same thing.

"MyballsMarch 7, 2021 at 8:04 AM

Funny how some complain about mask mandates being lifted but have nothing to say about the biden administration letting covid positive illegal aliens free into society."

NBC News said...

“The Democrat Party is showing signs of softening it's stance on social issues as recent polling has shown that as many as 80% of the general public believes that political correctness and the cancel culture has gotten out of control. The concern comes after many recent attempts to cancel people or things based on political consideration has backfired on those attempting to cancel. Many unnamed Democratic Senators and many other high profile but unidentified prominent Party leaders have come out privately to say that something must be done or they risk another Donald Trump run and possible victory. They are really, really, really concerned. Really! No lie."

Anonymous said...

CHT Again thank you for all the great laughs @ The Dark Winter President and the cancel culture nonsense.

rrb said...

Many unnamed Democratic Senators and many other high profile but unidentified prominent Party leaders have come out privately to say that something must be done or they risk another Donald Trump run and possible victory. They are really, really, really concerned. Really! No lie."


so what's your point, alky?

skeered he'll run again?

LOL.

THWAP!!!


Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Go to the next thread up
and see how Scottie's attempt
to 'cancel' Dr. Seuss
blew right up in his face.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

THWAAAAP!

Person who does not exist said...

"Insider sources close to the situation are telling unidentified media sources that unnamed, but prominent Democratic political leaders are working behind the scenes to privately put together a plan to have Joe Biden come up with some medical situation that will force him to resign. There are an unknown amount of unknown Democrats who are confiding to unidentified informants (close to those involved) that they are afraid that the straight ahead 25th Amendment approach will divide the Party and cause problems for them in 2022."

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

rrb said...
look at this fucking MESS:


10 minutes of reading from a teleprompter and he almost couldn't get through it.

Didn't answer any questions afterwards.

A joke of a leader

A poster boy for dementia.

boy are we fucked.

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

JamesNewLeaf said...
Go to the next thread up
and see how Scottie's attempt
to 'cancel' Dr. Seuss
blew right up in his face.



ROFLMFAO !!!

Hey Wiley Coyote.... News flash for you

THE ROADRUNNER is killing you !

AS ALWAYS.

Beep Beep !!!

or should I say

THWAP, THWAP, THWAP !!!

anonymous said...


Myballs said...
Funny how some complain about mask mandates being lifted but have nothing to say about the biden administration letting covid positive illegal aliens free into society.

https://www.factcheck.org/2021/02/biden-hasnt-reduced-covid-19-testing-at-the-border/

ONCE AGAIN THE BALL LESS LYING SACK OF SHIT POSTS ABJECT BULLSHIT!!!! I bet he will claim he has proprietary data that only he can see to verify his BS Claim!!!!!

Caliphate4vr said...

Hey stupid no one mentioned TESTING the illegals.

God damn fat and stupid rough life

anonymous said...

TESTING the illegals.

Hey mouth of the south......how does one determine if someone is positive???????.....One thing I am positive of is you don't have a single working brain cell in your empty fucking head!!!! Go back in your stupid hole and keep drinking!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA

Caliphate4vr said...

Stupid as balls said the issue is Covid positive illegals are being released

Ducking fat dumbass

anonymous said...

Covid positive illegals are being released

You fucking shit for brains....how does one determine that positive illegals are being released??? You really make a box of rocks look smart!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!

Caliphate4vr said...

You are so fucking stupid, the testing isn’t the issue but nice diversion since you are incapable of reading

Later fatman

I’m already bored with your asininity