Sunday, April 4, 2021

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anonymous said...

MISS HIM YET?????? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Opinion by the Editorial Board
April 3, 2021 at 9:00 a.m. EDT

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ARIZONA SENATE President Karen Fann (R) says she is determined to “ensure the integrity of the vote” in her state. Which is supposedly why, five months after Election Day, following multiple credible audits that found no hint of substantial fraud, she insists that the state Senate must conduct yet another audit, re-scanning and hand-counting every ballot cast in Phoenix’s Maricopa County, as well as digging into electronic election systems.
This would be a big job for even the most experienced election official or voting company, never mind state legislators. So Ms. Fann and her Senate colleagues tapped Cyber Ninjas, a little-known Florida cybersecurity firm that boasts that it provides “general consulting” and “ethical hacking” services, to lead the audit. Arizona journalists quickly discovered one possible reason for this puzzling choice: Cyber Ninjas founder Doug Logan appears to have pushed pro-Trump election conspiracy theories on a Twitter account he apparently deleted in January.
“The parallels between the statistical analysis of Venezuela and this year’s election are astonishing,” one tweet read, which included the hashtag #StopTheSteal. “I’m tired of hearing people say there was no fraud. It happened, it’s real, and people better get wise fast,” read a tweet Mr. Logan apparently retweeted in December. He was also involved in a lawsuit claiming election fraud in Michigan.
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“This firm’s CEO not only harbors conspiratorial beliefs about the 2020 election, but has shared conspiracies about Dominion election equipment, the exact equipment he has been hired to audit,” Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs (D) objected.
“Dominion supports all forensic audits conducted by independent, federally accredited Voting System Test Labs — but this is not that,” said a spokesperson for Dominion Voting Systems, the target of much pro-Trump election conspiracy theorizing. “Over a thousand independent audits and recounts have taken place across the country since Election Day, and they all demonstrated the accuracy and reliability of our voting systems.”
Maricopa County’s Republican-dominated Board of Supervisors, which has long insisted that it ran a sound election, announced Thursday that the state Senate could not use county facilities to conduct their farcical fishing expedition. So Ms. Fann has no place to put the 2.1 million Maricopa County ballots she wants to audit, and she will rely on Cyber Ninjas to handle, process and evaluate sensitive election materials and equipment.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

That was funny.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Obama Praises Major League Baseball
Former President Obama
praised Major League Baseball for moving its All-Star Game out of Atlanta due to Georgia’s new law curbing voting access, Axios reports.

Said Obama: “Congratulations to @MLB for taking a stand on behalf of voting rights for all citizens. There’s no better way for America’s pastime to honor the great Hank Aaron, who always led by example.”



Rump Calls for Boycott of Major League Baseball
Former President Rump
called for a boycott of Major League Baseball after it decided to move its All-Star Game out of Georgia in protest of the state’s new bill signed into law that tightens voting restrictions, The Hill reports.

Said Rump: “Boycott baseball and all of the woke companies that are interfering with Free and Fair Elections. Are you listening Coke, Delta, and all!”

anonymous said...

Floriduh may not be as red as trump and minions would like......seems the neighbors don't want the riff raff from polluting their high class communities......BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Louisa Ballhaus
Fri, April 2, 2021, 1:21 PM

Donald Trump Jr. and longtime girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle have pulled the trigger on the purchase of a $9.7 million mansion in Jupiter, Florida’s Admirals Cove neighborhood, an exclusive gated community they hoped would be more welcoming than their former home of New York City. But it turns out that the Capitol riots of January 6 in particular took a toll on the Trump-and-co’s welcome wagon, as the Palm Beach Post reports that 30 residents of Admirals Cove have reached out since January expressing their concerns about them moving to the neighborhood.

Not unlike Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s new neighbors on Indian Creek Island, where golf club members have preemptively launched a campaign against their joining, Donald and Guilfoyle’s new neighbors sound less than thrilled at the prospect of having the former POTUS’ son moving in down the street.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

WHY BIDEN'S APPROVAL IS SO HIGH
AND WHY HE IS SUCH A GOOD PRESIDENT

How Joe Biden Tamed the Left

“Joe Biden launched the early months of his presidency with a one-two combination that’s gone a long way toward taming the party’s restive left wing: Listen a lot, and back many of the policies that activists have long wanted,” the Washington Post reports.

“The embrace of sweeping liberal ideas is dramatic — with about $2 trillion in coronavirus relief spending passed and another $2 trillion in infrastructure spending proposed, along with new taxes focused on wealthy individuals and companies to help pay for this and additional spending.

Those policies have been paired with steady attention from Biden’s top aides, including Chief of Staff Ron Klain, who are in frequent touch with groups that have long harbored suspicions about the president’s corporate ties and incremental instincts.”

WAY TO GO, JOE! YOU AND YOUR TEAM REALLY HAVE THE KNOW HOW!


click on T. Goddard's politicalwire.com

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Happy Easter Scott and your Republican assholes.

Delta Airlines has announced that all Republican voters and Trump supporters must now ride in the overhead compartment of the aircraft.

"People who believe everyone should show their IDs to vote have no place in our society," said Delta CEO Ed Bastian. "To make a clear statement, we are announcing new 4th-class seating for Republican customers, who are welcome to fly with us as long as they sit in the overhead compartment, cargo hold, or back row of the plane."

"This requirement will stay in place as long as Republicans support that horrifically racist bill that I haven't got around to reading yet," he said.

Republicans in Congress are outraged by Delta's decision and have promised to drag the CEO before a committee in D.C. to get some killer clips of them wagging their fingers at him angrily.

"This is unconscionable that Delta would treat half this country like 4th-class citizens, instead of just 2nd-class citizens the way they treat everyone else who flies with them," said one Republican Senator. "I will have some strong words for Delta's lobbyist at our $5,000 steak dinner tonight!"

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Not a Happy Easter day.

But I suspect it was suicide by the police.

“The suspect rammed his car into two of our officers and then hit the north barricade barrier. At such time the suspect exited the vehicle with a knife in hand. Our officers then engaged that suspect. He did not respond to verbal commands. The suspect did start lunging toward US Capitol Police officers at which time US Capitol Police officers fired upon the suspect. 

Not an Islamic terrorist attack.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

This is America: A Black Democratic representative from Georgia was handcuffed and charged with two felonies last week for trying to watch her state's governor sign an egregious voter suppression bill, while sitting Republican members of Congress face no consequences for inciting January's deadly insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.

Even under Sleepy Joe Biden and "Kumala" Harris.


The discrimination against women will never go away.

The pussy grabbing rapist was just another guy!

Myballs said...

Trying to watch? Only an idiot would think she was there to watch it. She and the group with her would not stop beating on the door like a typical obnoxious democrat. Insurrection!

Myballs said...

Btw, pussy grabbing rapist- gov cuomo?

rrb said...


Blogger Roger Amick said...

This is America: A Black Democratic representative from Georgia was handcuffed and charged with two felonies last week for trying to watch her state's governor sign an egregious voter suppression bill, while sitting Republican members of Congress face no consequences for inciting January's deadly insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.



That's a lie. She was pounding on the fucking door and would not stop, trying to disrupt the proceedings.

And the very first quote at the top of the Sunday funnies, alky?

That was for YOU.

Have a shitty Easter locked down in Medicaid Acres, alky.



anonymous said...



That's a lie. She was pounding on the fucking door and would not stop


BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!!! Another example of rat and his alternate universe!!!!!! She was stopped immediately by a storm trooper you lying sack of crap!!!!!!!! God dayum you are a box of rocks!!!!!!1

C.H. Truth said...

Someone breaking into a government building in an attempt to disrupt a legislative process that they do not agree with...

Is an insurrection according to the left.

Unless, of course, you are no longer arguing as such when you are required to apply the same principles to each side.

Anonymous said...

Always Wrong Roger strikes again.

"But I suspect it was suicide by the police"

What a relic.

it is called "Suicide by COP".

Odd you would get it wrong, seeing you are the sole person here that has actually been suicidal.

anonymous said...

Truth said...
Someone breaking into a government building in an attempt to disrupt a legislative process


TWO LIES IN ONE SENTENCE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!! She worked in the building and the cops used the insurrection at the capital for the excuse to arrest her!!!!! She was not beating on the door but wanted to witness the signing.....a new crime for the Gop to capture and maintain power!!!!!!!! Unless of course you think the insurrection of the capital was just a group of patriots!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

anonymous said...

it is called "Suicide by COP".


And you are called a goat fucker because you are!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Awesome correction asshole!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I use facts.

To expose the failures of the Socialist.

C.H. Truth said...

Well Denny...

There was some buzz on Twitter about an attack on the Georgia Governor and Republicans regarding the new law and that that attack was going to happen during the signing.


As we now know from the Capital riots. Even if you personally did not make any plans to attack anyone, the fact that someone else did and you happened to be present at that same place when others made plans to attack... According to the left that is a great example of "insurrection".

Or does that logic no longer apply?

Anonymous said...

Mocking the Old Broke down Biden is great fun.

Who on Saturday night live plays Joe?

anonymous said...


Well Denny...

There was some buzz on Twitter about an attack on the Georgia Governor

And the is buzz on twitter that you are a flaming asshole!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!! Yep and a single legislature came out and was promptly arrested by those white cops.....yep.... a real insurrection according to twitter!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

anonymous said...

Amazing the great and omnipotent Lil Schitty now using TWITTER for his sources of FAKE NEWS!!!!!! How far you have fallen to take one for trump!!!!! God dayum.....TWITTER your rationale for a credible source is about the same as you being an expert on the law!!!!!!!

anonymous said...

Another POS trumpist heading down the shitter and another nail in the coffin of the GOP!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!
Associated Press
Gaetz sex probe suddenly threatens a speedy Washington rise
ALAN FRAM
Sat, April 3, 2021, 10:01 AM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Compared with most congressional newbies, it didn't take Rep. Matt Gaetz long. Phone calls from the president. Rides aboard Air Force One. Hundreds of television appearances. A darling in conservative circles.

Yet barely four years after arriving in Washington as a little-known Republican state legislator from Florida’s Panhandle, the 38-year-old unblushing defender of Donald Trump is facing a possible abrupt end to his once promising career because of a federal sex-trafficking investigation.

The overwhelming reaction of Gaetz's GOP colleagues — a deafening silence. That reflects the resentments he's sparked during his breakneck rise as one of the party's celebrities and the challenge he faces to retain his seat.

Government agents are investigating if Gaetz had sex with a 17-year-old and other underage girls and violated federal sex trafficking laws, people familiar with the probe have told the AP. No charges have been filed, and Gaetz has denied the allegations.

But with new, damaging details emerging regularly, Gaetz's political arc is beginning to resemble the myth of Icarus, who plunged to earth after ignoring warnings that his waxen wings would melt if he flew too close to the sun.

The coming days will test the crisis management skills of one of the most visible members of Congress' younger generation, who critics say care more about promoting their own brand than serious legislating.

“They're here for notoriety and to perform to their base, and anything else that may come is secondary,” said Doug Heye, a Trump critic and former top GOP congressional aide. “And if you boo him that's great too, as long as you're watching.”

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

BREAKING NEWS:
The devil has announced that his fiddle contest will no longer be held in Georgia.

anonymous said...

I just saw Chris the fat fuck Christie compare Biden to Trump due to his lying about everything!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!! Christie defending The Gomer of Ga as being a visionary and doing great things for voters in Gs!!!! God dayum, another one who thinks all people are as stupid as the GOP!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said Sunday that the Biden administration's plan for infrastructure reform would pay for itself and begin chipping away at the deficit 16 years after it is passed.

Speaking on NBC's "Meet the Press," Buttigieg told host Chuck Todd that the White House had laid out a "clear vision" for funding the $2.25 trillion proposal, while adding that the administration was open to hearing alternative proposals.

"Across 15 years, it would raise all of the revenue needed for these once-in-a-lifetime investments. So by year 16, you'd actually see this package working to reduce the deficit," Buttigieg said.


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Gomer Pyle USMC

Sunday Funnies Squad said...

The President’s Son Admits He’s Working For The Chinese Communist party

by CD Media StaffApril 3, 202136496

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This week the infamous son of illegitimate President Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, admitted evidence showing he works for the Chinese Communist Party was accurate. Hunter left his laptop at a computer store while on a drug binge and never picked it up. Later it was turned over to the FBI, who did nothing with it. The New York Post finally published the information a year later.

The big reveal came during an interview on CBS Sunday Morning. When asked if the Laptop from Hell was his, Hunter essentially admitted it, but declared it was ‘stolen’…wait for it…by the Russians