Sunday, April 11, 2021

Sunday Funnies


























54 comments:

anonymous said...

CATTURD IS AN APT DESCRIPTION OF THIS POS GROUP OF YOUR HUMOR........BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Sad you are now using the source of choice of the fake thief.........lololololo

anonymous said...

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Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

It’s good to be a Democrat.

On Thursday night, President Joe Biden’s son Hunter appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” to promote his just-released memoir, “Beautiful Things.” As expected, Kimmel treated Hunter in a way the children of Republicans would never be treated by the host.

The New York Post’s Maureen Callahan described the episode succinctly: “Never have two people found crack addiction so funny, or international influence-peddling so banal, or obvious lies so easy to explain away.”

As The New York Post previously reported, Kimmel lightly touched on the controversy reported last fall by the Post involving a laptop the younger Biden left at a repair shop in Connecticut that contained compromising photos and emails.

“You say you don’t know,” Kimmel said to Hunter, referring to Biden’s claim he doesn’t know whether the laptop was his or not, “which is hard to believe unless you read the book. I’m surprised you have shoes on."

“Pants were the problem,” Hunter replied, leading to laughter. “Now look, I really don’t know and the fact of the matter is, it’s a red herring. It is absolutely a red herring. But I am absolutely, I think, within my rights to question anything that comes from the desk of Rudy Giuliani. And so, ‘I don’t know’ is the answer.”

Kimmel, Callahan noted, didn’t ask Hunter why he could recall so many of his experiences with crack but not whether the laptop left at the repair shop was actually his, even though it has been independently authenticated as belonging to him.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

There are a lot of wild claims out there about the new election reform law in Georgia. Here are the claims and here are the facts about the law.

CLAIM: The law reduces the number of drop boxes.
FACT: Mostly false. It doesn’t reduce them, it simply covers them in deadly snakes.
 

CLAIM: The law makes it illegal to have food or water in the voting line.
FACT: True. But luckily, doctors have always recommended fasting 24 hours before voting to prevent tummy aches.
 

CLAIM: Anyone who attempts to vote without ID will be stoned to death.
FACT: Mostly true. They will be peached (which is like a stoning, but with delicious Georgia peaches).
 

CLAIM: The law makes it harder to obtain an absentee ballot.
FACT: False. It makes it easier and gives easy access to all (though the absentee ballot is made of the same metal as Thor’s hammer so only the worthy can wield it).
 

CLAIM: The law was made as a conspiracy with Georgia’s neighbor, Azerbaijan.
FACT: What the heck are you talking about? That's not even the right Georgia!
 

CLAIM: The law reduces voting locations to just one polling place hidden in a maze where you must fight a minotaur.
FACT: True. You can also just answer the minotaur’s riddle.
 

CLAIM: The law declares that voting for Democrats is treason and makes it punishable by death.
FACT:  Mostly true. However, the sentence is only life in prison if one can prove the vote for a Democrat was unintentional.
 

CLAIM: The law reduces early voting.
FACT: False. It actually expands early voting. In fact, you can vote for Trump 2024 right now.

 

CLAIM: The law could lead to the elimination of all rights in Georgia.
FACT: False. Your constitutional rights will be even safer, because Democrats will be less likely to win.

Matt Gaetz said...

I may be a canceled man in some corners. I may even be a wanted man by the Deep State.

But I hear the millions of Americans who feel forgotten, canceled, ignored, marginalized and targeted.

I draw confidence knowing that the silent majority is growing louder every day.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Broke-it Biden sit his bed.
Cum-Alla has yet to touch the Southern Border, they broke it they own it.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The pussy grabbing Former ripped into Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell before a Republican National Committee donor retreat Saturday evening, deriding him as a “dumb son of a bitch.”

Trump veered off his prepared text during a roughly 50-minute speech before several hundred well-heeled GOP donors at his Mar-a-Lago resort in South Florida, saying that he was “disappointed” in former Vice President Mike Pence, calling last year's presidential election election a “fraud” and mocking Dr. Anthony Fauci.

If you miss four years of Trumpism, you should join Trumpaholics Anonymous.

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Senator Lyndsey Graham (Q-Sc) said...

Amazon, continues to sell Hitler’s Mein Kampf, but discontinued When Harry Became Sally I was excited!

We won the culture war!

rrb said...



LOL. From the "they all look alike to us at MSDNC" files -

MSNBC said it mistakenly aired video of the wrong black congressman during a recent report on the death of Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL).

“Earlier when reporting on the death of Rep. Alcee Hastings, we showed video of Rep. Bennie Thompson,” the outlet’s Hallie Jackson said in a tweet Tuesday of the mistake that reportedly occurred on her show Hallie Jackson Reports.

“We deeply regret the error,” she added:



https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2021/04/08/msnbc-host-apologizes-airing-video-wrong-black-congressman/

Sleepy Joe Biden said...

I woke up last night and I shutdown Iran’s underground Natanz Sunday at midnight just hours after they starting up new advanced centrifuges capable of enriching uranium faster.

Then 1 went back to sleep and waited until the Sunday Funnies suggested they still love deep fried mushroom p***s!

Satisfaction said...

The Redstate has joined the liberals on Soars!

You can put Roberts down as yet another failure of the George W. Bush presidency. It wasn’t enough that Bush started two wars without a plan to finish them, blew out the budget, made new entitlements, and generally spit in the face of conservative priorities. He also had to saddle the Supreme Court with a Chief Justice who might as well have been appointed by Barack Obama.

Former President Bush is a Democratic in disguise!

Anonymous said...

The Three Socialist Stoogrs of CHT
are owned by Pres. Trump.

They can't quit him.

Mr. Broke-it Biden is about to unleash $5.2 Trillion dollars on an Economy that is not in a reccession.

Anonymous said...

Cowardly Queen Roger using many Monikers this morning.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Benny

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1380525954196504576

The real story here: Joe Biden’s 8:00pm Bedtime - CONFIRMED.



FACT CHECK - FALSE

The text show is was 8:01 PM

Long day for Joe, he'll make up for it by getting up late.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

* shows

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Catturd ™
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1380614143598813186


Everything they’re accusing Matt Gaetz of doing ... there’s about 14,876 photos of Hunter Biden actually doing it.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1380712920833789953


The difference in reporting on the current president's son and the last president's son is the media in a nutshell.

One side gets protected and the other side gets persecuted.


rrb said...



They can't quit him.

Indeed. The alky's obsession with Trump's penis is downright creepy & disgusting.


Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Breanna Morello 🇺🇸
https://twitter.com/breannamorello/status/1380614524953362439


BREAKING: The House Ethics Committee is launching an investigation into Eric Swalwell and Ilhan Omar.

Just kidding, just kidding!

The House Ethics Committee’s only purpose is to target Matt Gaetz.



Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

rrb said...


They can't quit him.

Indeed. The alky's obsession with Trump's penis is downright creepy & disgusting.


as is VERY lo iq's obsession with getting fucked in the ass

rrb said...

Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11


If Florida were doing such a dangerously bad job containing the China Virus, why would the top aide to Gretchen Whitmer defy Michigan’s travel warnings and Spring Break in Siesta Key?

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https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1381073019100008449

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Emerald Robinson ✝️
https://twitter.com/EmeraldRobinson/status/1380530584888471559

You have to laugh as Hunter Biden admits on TV that the laptop probably belongs to him - since it exposes all the corrupt Clinton/Obama intelligence officials who tried to protect him by claiming it was “Russia” as partisan hacks unworthy of the trust of the American people.

Not to mention big tech and the media who suppressed it before the election

FAKE NEWS

DNC/big tech collusion

Banana Republic

1984

rrb said...



The House Ethics Committee’s only purpose is to target Matt Gaetz.

Indeed.

The way they're treating him, you'd think he's been fucking a Chi-com spy for the past year or something.

We should be sending the FBI to his home. How much you want to bet this wannabe KKK'er has a noose door pull on his garage?

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


Whitmer's husband was caught violating the state orders before

As did Obama and many big name dem's

Kerry is back out flying his jet to vacation.

BLM chief buys expensive house in exclusive white neighborhood

ETC

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

During this weekend’s highly anticipated donor retreat hosted by the Republican National Committee in Palm Beach, Ohio Senate candidate Josh Mandel was escorted off the premises while his primary opponent, Jane Timken, was allowed to stay,because he sucked the mushroom p***s

rrb said...



I'll take "systemic racism" for $1000 Alex...

DC TIGHTLY FOCUSED ON CORE GOALS DURING PANDEMIC: CDC Director Walensky: ‘Racism Is a Serious Public Health Threat.’

Isn’t racism the real virus, when you don’t think about it?

Well, she might be onto something. Being falsely accused of racism does tend to raise my blood pressure.

If anything bad has happened to you because of COVID-19, the first thing you need to do is look in the mirror. Do you see a white face? Well then, stop complaining. You don’t matter. You didn’t actually think you were a human being, did you?

This is what they call “mission creep.” Racism is the perfect distraction for any government agency, or corporation, or other large group of people who have power and want to hold onto it. Unlike an actual disease, which is what the CDC is supposed to be fighting, the disease of “racism” can be whatever they want it to be. The symptoms are whatever they want them to be. And they don’t need to offer any proof that “racism” is the problem in any particular instance. In fact, asking for proof just shows that the skeptic is a racist!

Here’s how it works:

“COVID-19 is racist.”
“What? That’s insane. Why are my taxes paying you to spew this nonsense?”
“Oh, so you’re denying racism exists, racist?”

In real life, you can tell whether a disease has been cured by measuring the health of the patient. If he’s still sick, the cure isn’t working. If various measurable indicators of health improve, it’s working. The key word there is “measurable.” There are tangible results. But when you deny reality and blame everything on “racism,” you don’t need to worry about all those pesky facts and evidence. Emotions are the only thing that count. If you feel that something is racist, then it’s racist.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/443417/

anonymous said...



https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2021/04/08/msnbc

Breitbart is still dead you dumb fucks!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Sad all you all post about is wrong videos....idiots

anonymous said...

PJ Media the mouth piece of racist bigoted losers from upstate NY who has never met a beaner he liked!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The Republicans aren't Republicans unless they believe in Saint Donald Trump 1

Thecoldheartedtruth Troll said...

White people aren’t really racist anymore, claims Christian radio host Sandy Rios. But if they are, it’s black people’s fault. “I think the racist garbage coming from the—uh, a lot of blacks right now who are just filled with bitterness and rage is just amazing to me,” she said in response to a listener’s accusation that she was racist. “It is racism, I am seeing it constantly here in D.C., you know, I think—and it’s causing white citizens to become more racist than they ever were.”

rrb said...


- and it’s causing white citizens to become more racist than they ever were.”


Nah.

We just yawn, smile politely, and fucking ignore the idiocy of "systemic racism."

When everything is racist, nothing is racist. And when a self-described "trained Marxist" buy's a $1.4 MILLION house just down the road from Malibu CA, it vindicates my earlier belief that BLM is a grift and a con.

LOL. I just love watching self-flagellating, guilt-ridden liberals get fleeced by con artists. All that phony virtue signaling raised $90 MILLION for BLM and you imbeciles just bought one of their co-founders a house.

Meanwhile, in every major metro in the country blacks will be killing each other like it's their fucking job. Just not in Malibu.

LMAO.



Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Charles Barkley Slams Washington “We’re So Stupid Following Our Politicians”

Basketball Hall of Famer Charles Barkley had some poignant words for American politicians during CBS’s broadcasting of the Final Four this weekend.

Barkley accused politicians on both sides of the political aisle of trying to stoke racial tensions and “make the whites and blacks not like each other” so they can stay in power.

“I think most white people and black people are great people,” the former basketball player said. “I really believe that in my heart. But, I think our system is set up where our politicians, whether they are Republicans or Democrats, are designed to make us not like each other so they can keep their grasp of money and power. They divide and conquer.”

“We are so stupid following our politicians, whether they are Republican or Democrat,” he said. “And their only job is, ‘hey, let’s make all these people not like each other. We don’t live in their neighborhoods. We all got money. Let make the blacks and whites not like each other. Let’s scramble the middle class.’ I truly believe that in my heart.”

https://trishintel.com/charles-barkley-slams-washington-were-so-stupid-following-our-politicians/

all he forgot to do is credit rrb for pointing that out

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Not Funnies

My brother Ronald Amick is in the hospital with the virus and pneumonia. He is over 80

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Barstool Sports

VIDEO: https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1381083679846494211

Ole Miss Baseball dingers are ELECTRIC



From yesterday, you can tell this is not being played in California...

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Joel Pollak
https://mobile.twitter.com/joelpollak/status/1381232253624221696

Report: Marxist Black Lives Matter Co-founder Buys Four Homes https://breitbart.com/politics/2021/04/11/report-marxist-black-lives-matter-co-founder-buys-four-homes/

homes matter

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Guy Wadas
https://mobile.twitter.com/adamcarolla/status/1381058895305531400

CDC just announced on Monday that there is less than 1 in 10,000 chance of surface contamination. That is 0.0001

Adam Carolla

If you tweeted this 9 months ago twitter would have shut you down


Bow to your betters in big tech


Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

IM

CHART: https://twitter.com/ianmSC/status/1380972733849239553

The President of the United States when Texas and Mississippi announced they were lifting mask mandates: That’s “Neanderthal thinking”

Reality 5 weeks later: Hospitalizations in enlightened, progressive masked states Michigan, New York & New Jersey are 164% higher


Shut-up and wear your mask.

We are in this together

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

HERE'S A FUNNY

THE WASHINGTON POST REPORTS THAT
Trump Slashes at ‘Dumb Son of a Bitch’ McConnell

“Former president Donald Trump called Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell a ‘dumb son of a bitch’ as he used a Saturday night speech to Republicans to blame him for not helping overturn the 2020 election and reiterated false assertions that he won the November contest,” the Washington Post reports.

Said Trump:
“If that were Schumer instead of this dumb son of a bitch Mitch McConnell they would never allow it to happen. They would have fought it.”

He later called McConnell a “stone cold loser.”

Politico: “Trump veered off his prepared during a roughly 50-minute speech before several hundred well-heeled GOP donors at his Mar-a-Lago resort in South Florida, saying that he was ‘disappointed’ in former Vice President Mike Pence, calling last year’s presidential election election a ‘fraud’ and mocking Dr. Anthony Fauci.”

TRUMP HIMSELF IS THE PRIMARY EXAMPLE OF TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...



THE POS "PASTOR" HIMSELF IS THE PRIMARY EXAMPLE OF TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

ROFLMFAO !!!


https://politicalwire.com/2021/04/11/trump-slashes-at-dumb-son-of-a-bitch-mcconnell/

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


and goddard's political_lire

ROFLMFAO !!!

serial plagiarist but can't figure it out...

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Lauren Boebert
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1380905016433778692


This is not Obama’s third term. This is essentially Hugo Chavez’s first term.


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Republicans have embraced fights over seemingly small-bore issues to make a larger argument: By emphasizing the withdrawal from publication of a handful of racially insensitive Dr. Seuss books; the rights of transgender people; and the willingness of large institutions or corporations like MLB and Coca-Cola to side with Democrats on voting rights, the right is attempting to portray a nation in the grip of elites obsessed with identity politics.

It is a strikingly different approach from the last time Democrats had full control of government, in 2009 and 2010, when conservatives harnessed the Great Recession to stoke anger about President Barack Obama and federal spending on their way to sweeping midterm gains. But Biden, a white political veteran, is not much of a foil for the party’s far-right base and is unlikely to grow more polarizing with the country at large.

“2010 had the veneer of philosophical and ideological coherence, but we don’t even bother paying lip service to that now,” said Liam Donovan, a Republican lobbyist. “Trump made grievances that were the aperitif into the entree.”

While this approach may not be the political equivalent of a well-balanced meal — a plan for long-term recovery — that does not mean it is a poor strategy for success in the 2022 elections that will determine control of the House and Senate.

Even Democrats see the risk that Republican messaging on cultural issues will resonate with a large segment of voters. Dan Pfeiffer — a former aide to Obama who suffered through what his boss called the 2010 “shellacking” — warned members of his party this week that they should not simply roll their eyes when Republicans lament “cancel culture.”

“Republicans are raising these cultural topics to unite their party and divide ours,” he wrote in an essay. “Therefore, we must aggressively move the conversation back to the economic issues that unite our party and divide theirs.”

Longtime Republicans do not much deny that. “Democrats have done the one thing I never thought could happen this quickly: They’ve caused Republicans to take their eyes off what divides us and made us set our eyes on the true opposition,” crowed Ralph Reed, a Republican strategist.

That may be on overly rosy assessment given that Trump is still hungry for payback against his intraparty critics, with a series of contentious primaries on deck and Democrats poised to reap the benefits of an economic recovery.

TRUMP HIMSELF IS THE PRIMARY EXAMPLE OF TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.

It cost the Republicans the house and Senate and Presidency.

Will it work again in 2022 and 2024?

If the economy recovers completely and more! And when they motivate them again and again, we will see a historic change.

Commonsense said...

Translation: Democrats are worried about the blowback from the cancel culture they created.

Myballs said...

Trump didn't cost Republicans the Senate. Only 12 of 33 seats up for election were democrat. Republicans nearly kept the chamber.

Trump didn't cost Republicans the house. Tbey gained seats.

Trump didn't cost the presidency. Really, covid did. And ev3n the, Trump got 75M votes, 2nd most in history. Obama never got that many.

The United States Constitution said...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Constitution has come forward to accuse Joe Biden of a brutal assault, alleging that the president has maintained an abusive relationship with the document for decades.

"I can no longer remain silent. It took me some time to come to terms with what was happening to me. In public, President Biden pretends to have a healthy relationship with me, but behind the scenes, he was dismantling me piece by piece. But after what happened yesterday, the mask finally came off and I realized I had to come forward.

With tears in its i's, the Constitution said it is just happy that it can finally tell its story.

"Me too," "Me. Too."

This isn't the first instance of allegations made by our nation's founding document, as it has claimed varying degrees of abuse at the hands of 45 other presidents and thousands of congresspeople, senators, and Supreme Court justices.

I'm not safe if the Democrats win fairly!

That's why I support Jim Crow of 2021!

Anonymous said...

Sorry Roger.

"Roger AmickApril 11, 2021 at 10:13 AM

Not Funnies

My brother Ronald Amick is in the hospital with the virus and pneumonia. He is over 80"

Are you rushing to be by his side?


Anonymous said...

Dr. Fauci and the CDC is forever discredited.

"CDC just announced on Monday that there is less than 1 in 10,000 chance of surface contamination. That is 0.0001"

The Three Socialist Stoogrs of CHT are fully Vaccinated, yet they still wear a mask, why?

C.H. Truth said...

The Three Socialist Stoogrs of CHT are fully Vaccinated, yet they still wear a mask, why?

Because they love doing what they are told by the Government.

Caliphate4vr said...

Wha?

W]hen a Black person attacks an Asian person, the encounter is fueled perhaps by racism, but very specifically by white supremacy,” Ho says. “White supremacy does not require a white person to perpetuate it.”

Anonymous said...

Chris Wallace calls out Bottom Buttigieg

Why mislead people?' Wallace asked

Buttigieg, who overstated projected jobs created by over 16M, says 'I should have been more precise'"

Damn, a fine piece of Journalism

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

I still wear a mask because the medical expert people say that mask-wearing is a good way to protect your other people who don't have the injections yet because if I inhale something from an infected person's breathing, I could possibly pass in to someone else, it is caring for someone else, but people like you don't care about anyone else but yourself Scott and kputz

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Even if I could go there he can't have visitors

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Roger Amick said...
I still wear a mask because the medical expert people say that mask-wearing is a good way to protect your other people who don't have the injections yet because if I inhale something from an infected person's breathing, I could possibly pass in to someone else, it is caring for someone else


If you feel that way and really believe what you are saying then you definitely should be wearing at least 2 masks.

Else deep down you really don't care about others.

Caliphate4vr said...

I just watched a bunch of southern whitey’s cheering the new Master’s Champion