Sunday, April 18, 2021

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59 comments:

anonymous said...

Most amusing the in fighting going on in Georgia......half the R's want to censure Gomer Kemp.....the other half wonder who to replace him!!!!!! As his vaccination goal is being hindered by the brave white R's who are afraid to get a shot in the arm!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Plus you got the moronic green trying to start a WASP caucus which is red meat for the likes of our mouth of the south and many others.......yeah no bigotry to see in Ga......bWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/gov-kemp-faces-next-test-042050905.html

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Sat, April 17, 2021, 12:20 AM·5 min read


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Brian Kemp

Kelly Loeffler

Donald Trump

Brad Raffensperger
ALPHARETTA, Ga. (AP) — Kelly Loeffler had a warning.

The former U.S. senator from Georgia, defeated in a January runoff amid Republican infighting, told her hometown GOP committee Saturday that only a unified party can avoid a repeat in the 2022 midterms.

“What I saw in my campaign is that we need to do better. We just need to get to work doing it,” Loeffler told Fulton County Republicans at their annual convention.

Soars 2021 said...

Immigration is the defining asset of the United States.


Effective border management starts well beyond the border, so we must work with our neighbors to help them build freedom and opportunity so their citizens can thrive at home. We cannot rely on enforcement alone to prevent the untenable and so often heartbreaking scenes that come with large-scale migration.

We also need a modernized asylum system that provides humanitarian support and appropriate legal channels for refugees to pursue their cases in a timely manner. The rules for asylum should be reformed by Congress to guard against unmerited entry and reserve that vital status for its intended recipients.

Increased legal immigration, focused on employment and skills, is also a choice that both parties should be able to get behind. The United States is better off when talented people bring their ideas and aspirations here. We could also improve our temporary entry program, so that seasonal and other short-term jobs can more readily be filled by guest workers who help our economy, support their families and then return home.

As for the millions of undocumented men and women currently living in the United States, a grant of amnesty would be fundamentally unfair to those who came legally or are still waiting their turn to become citizens. But undocumented immigrants should be brought out of the shadows through a gradual process in which legal residency and citizenship must be earned, as for anyone else applying for the privilege. Requirements should include proof of work history, payment of a fine and back taxes, English proficiency and knowledge of U.S. history and civics, and a clean background check. We should never forget that the desire to live in the United States — a worldwide and as powerful an aspiration as ever — is an affirmation of our country and what we stand for. Over the years, our instincts have always tended toward fairness and generosity. The reward has been generations of grateful, hard-working, self-reliant, patriotic Americans who came here by choice.

If we trust those instincts in the current debate, then bipartisan reform is possible. And we will again see immigration for what it is: not a problem and source of discord, but a great and defining asset of the United States.

George W.Bush aka RINO

Not Racist but Still White said...

If the U.S. is so systemically racist as the left keeps saying, why are there millions of brown people from central America trying so hard to get here?

anonymous said...

If the U.S. is so systemically racist as the left keeps saying, why are there millions of brown people from central America trying so hard to get here?


BECAUSE THEIR SHITHOLE COUNTRIES PALE IN COMPARISON TO RACISM HERE!!!!! Sad you cannot figure that out on your own!!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Searching for the American Dream that has drawn millions from around the world, seeking a better life for their children.

We are the most ethnically diverse nation on earth.

Immigration is the defining asset of the United States.

George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States of America.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Seth Dillon
https://twitter.com/SethDillon/status/1383448180520415236

Nearly 70% of Dems think you have a near 50% chance of being hospitalized if you get COVID (it's actually between 1% and 5%). They also think blacks are very likely to die during routine traffic stops. And last but not least, they think misinformation is a Republican problem.



When you live off FAKE NEWS you get misinformed

Joe Biden's America

FAKE NEWS

big tech censorship

Banana Republic

1984

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Jack Posobiec

VIDEO: //twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1383376155357585410

Antifa set the Apple store in Portland on fire



another day of "peaceful" protests by the left.

At least according to the FAKE NEWS media and the democrats

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1383606247757205508

I'm going out on a limb here. But if some Trump supporters had tried to burn down an Apple store last night, it would have been the lead story on every cable news outlet in America. But it was Antifa, so they ignore it.


Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

suzy

VIDEO: https://twitter.com/suzy_1776_/status/1383616617024692228

A happy Saturday evening at a Georgia waffle house.

I know everyone is getting used to this sort of thing, here to remind you THIS IS NOT NORMAL.


Well other than men beating the hell out of women, a huge brawl, throwing out the n-word. Well at least no social distancing or masks so that is getting back to normal.

Besides these are probably white supremacists in black-face, they are the problem. That or the police.



Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Not Happy Sunday edition.

The teenager police say fatally shot eight people at a FedEx warehouse in Indianapolis this week legally purchased the two semiautomatic rifles he used even though the FBI questioned him last year after a disturbing warning from his mother, police said Saturday.

Agents interviewed Brandon Hole a year ago after his mother told law enforcement that she feared her son might attempt “suicide by cop.” Hole, 19, took his own life after the FedEx shooting on Thursday.

Paul Keenan, the special agent in charge of the FBI’s Indianapolis field office, said agents found no evidence of a crime then.

But the Indianapolis Metro Police Department at the time placed the teen on a “mental health temporary hold” at a local hospital to assess his state of mind. They also confiscated a shotgun Hole had purchased within the previous 24 hours. The police report noted that the shotgun was seized from a “dangerous person,” The Indianapolis Star reported.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Catturd ™
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1383544183093297157

Quick ... Joe Biden made a fool of himself in front of the Prime Minister of Japan, couldn’t even greet him, and looked weak as hell, yesterday.

Let’s pretend he played golf today to fool brainless idiots.

Can you imagine what a sucker you’d be to be fooled by this?



no questions, he's much to busy to visit the children he put in cages.

or to invite the "Japanese boy" who won the Masters.

but while he was "under the weather" and couldn't greet the PM he was later able to go out and golf? Full of energy that old man.

Someone didn't think this through very well.



anonymous said...

Thief with a matter of 3 posts still proves he needs to find other sources than the Fake twitter bullshit he lives for!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA

Commonsense said...

But the Indianapolis Metro Police Department at the time placed the teen on a “mental health temporary hold” at a local hospital to assess his state of mind. They also confiscated a shotgun Hole had purchased within the previous 24 hours. The police report noted that the shotgun was seized from a “dangerous person,” The Indianapolis Star reported.

Point being gun control laws don't work.

Commonsense said...

Nowhere man is the most appropriate for Biden.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

VERY lo iq said antifa doesn't exist.

So everyone knows they must

FBI director agrees and says he has consistently said so :

VIDEO:

https://rumble.com/vfq5vl-rep.-mullin-destroys-chris-wray-over-fbi-double-standard-on-conservatives-v.html


hey VERY lo iq, twitter is a major subset of the internet. I know you can't grasp that but 100's of millions of people use it including every major democrat and organization.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


VERY lo iq

Go ahead and ignore twitter

Leave your head in the sand.

We know that is what you do best

ROFLMFAO !!!

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Benny

VIDEO: https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1383548103660167170

Did Biden just admit it was a “crisis”?

Oh man, Kamala Heiress is not going to be happy.



His handlers are not going to be happy the press got a question in to him

and what's with all that mask touching, doesn't he and his people listen to Fauci ???

Oh, he's probably seen the science and realizes it doesn't matter.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Actually the opposite.
Because the system didn't run a background check before he was allowed to purchase the weapons.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Rep. Liz Cheney raised $1.54 million for next year’s reelection campaign during the first quarter of 2021 as she fended off calls to step down from Republican party leadership over her vote to impeach Donald Trump during the final days of his presidency.

The Wyoming lawmaker’s first-quarter fundraising is a five-fold increase over the amount her campaign raised during the first quarter of 2019, the last off year in which she did not face reelection. More than $1 million of it came from individual donors, her campaign said. 

Cheney has held Wyoming’s sole U.S. House of Representatives seat since 2017. In the last full quarter before Cheney’s reelection in November, which she won with nearly 70 percent of the vote, her campaign raised about $443,000, according to campaign finance filings. 

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“Liz Cheney raised more money this quarter than ever before for a simple reason: People are responding to her effective, principled leadership,

I will contribute during the primary season.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://19thnews.org/2021/04/liz-cheney-raised-1-5-million-amid-party-blowback-for-her-vote-to-impeach-trump/

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

The Daily Wire
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1383466813535637509


Glenn Greenwald on Fake ‘Russia Bounties’ Story: Conveniently Timed to Hurt Trump, Now Conveniently Discredited To Help Biden http://dlvr.it/Rxt7RC



Joe Biden's America

Election interference

FAKE NEWS

partisan "intelligence" agencies

partisan FBI

Banana Republic



Sunday Funnies Squad said...

The evil Democratic party wants to tax people in heaven!

WASHINGTON, D.C.—To fund the Biden Administration's infrastructure spending bill, Democrats are proposing a new tax on the treasures Americans have laid up in heaven.

"It has come to our attention that some Americans have chosen to lay up their treasure in heaven instead of here on earth," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "Americans who use heaven as a tax shelter are unpatriotic and aren't paying their fair share. We must address this problem." 

According to biblical sources, Christians in heaven currently enjoy mansions, crowns, and streets of gold-- all tax-free. Their religious teachings actually encourage them to forgo amassing earthly wealth in favor of building up heavenly wealth through faith and good works.

"This is very immoral," said Senator Bernie Sanders. "It's simply inhumane to let people in heaven enjoy all that wealth when so many people on earth-- not to mention in hell-- are having to do with less!"

Since scientists and theologians have not yet found a way to confiscate wealth from the celestial realm, Democrats will estimate people's heavenly treasure based on religious fervor and will require the taxes to be paid in full from the people's earthly treasure before they die. 

"This is much fairer," said Senator Sanders.

Commonsense said...

Rep. Liz Cheney raised $1.54 million

None from grassroots voters.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Richard Grenell

VIDEO: https://mobile.twitter.com/RichardGrenell/status/1383096625711616001

There should be an immediate investigation of @ericswalwell - he said last year that he reviewed the intelligence surrounding the Russian bounty story and promised that it was not a hoax.

He lied again about intelligence.
@GOPLeader



Eric Stalwell

LIAR

on "intelligence" committee

politics over country.

slept and received financing from Chinese spy

Democrat

Disgusting

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Eric Stalwell


protected by Nancy Pelosi

and House democrats

and the FAKE NEWS media

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Biden’s restructuring of the American economy is necessary. America’s old industrial policy was stifling innovation and gouging taxpayers and consumers. The challenges ahead demand a very different economy.

But Biden’s new industrial policy must avoid capture by the industries that dominated the old. He needs to be clear about its aims and the expected response from the private sector, and to reframe the debate so it’s not whether government should “pick winners” but what kind industrial policy will help the US and much of the world win.

Robert Reich, a former US secretary of labor, is professor of public policy at the University of California at Berkeley and the author of Saving Capitalism.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Robby Starbuck

THREAD: https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1383160246093365251

Fact: You know what all 17 of these counties have in common? They have the highest rates of gun ownership in the country. 48-64% of their citizens are armed. You know what else they have in common? They all have a lower violent crime rate than the national average.

Next time a Democrat tells you guns make us less safe — ask them to explain why so many counties with the HIGHEST gun ownership rates have BELOW average violent crime rates. Guns aren’t making us less safe. Left wing culture is. It’s the root of our problem. Fix it and we fix America


Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Robert Reich

ROFLMFAO !!!

do you own one book alky ???

and it has to be by that fool

Anonymous said...

A lot of great mocking of Mr.Broke-It Biden and the insanity of leftists.
Fab, GOOD PILLOW RIP.

Thanks Scott.

Anonymous said...

"Commander-in-Thief BidenApril 18, 2021 at 9:23 AM

Robert Reich

ROFLMFAO !!!

do you own one book alky ??"

Ask him about his stock holding, too funny.

Myballs said...

Reich once said the liberal ideal is equality of opportunity not equality of result. Now the liberal ideal is equal result, which is also called socialism.

Anonymous said...

Roger said (paraphrasing) "American Greatness is a Fucking Lie"

Anonymous said...

Failed Human Alky, you are so dishonest.

"Immigration is the defining asset of the United States."

George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States of America.

Legal Immigration was what Pres. Bush was addressing, not Mr.Broke-It Biden illegal stampede into the USA.

Anonymous said...

Roger lies with such ease.

Why not include that Pres. Bush was talking about legal immigration and this. "As for the millions of undocumented men and women currently living in the United States, a grant of amnesty would be fundamentally unfair to those who came legally or are still waiting their turn to become citizens."

Roger, if only you could stop being a sub-human lying piece of shot, but , as Lydia knows you can't.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Phil Magness
https://twitter.com/PhilWMagness/status/1383578958369673227

Neil Ferguson's Imperial College model predicted that Taiwan would have over 200,000 deaths without lockdowns.

Jeffrey A Tucker

Taiwan, 23.5 million people, never locked down. Near zero stringencies, except some border checks. Covid deaths: 11.

https://worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/taiwan/



They didn't have Fauci/Birx

And they didn't trust China and the W.H.O.




Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

(CNN)Samaria Blackwell dreamed of being a police officer.

John Weisert would have celebrated his 50th wedding anniversary in the fall.

Amarjit Sekhon and Jasvinder Kaur were the backbones of their families and members of Indianapolis' close-knit Sikh community.

The US has reported at least 45 mass shootings in the last month.

Instead of coming home from a normal shift at a FedEx shipping facility in Indianapolis, they and four of their coworkers are being remembered by friends and family as the victims of another mass shooting in the United States.

The victims range in age from 19 to 74, according to the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department.

Their names are: Matthew R. Alexander, 32; Blackwell, 19; Amarjeet Johal, 66; Kaur, 50; Sekhon, 48; Jaswinder Singh, 68; Karli Smith, 19; and Weisert, 74.

R.I.P.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

My Amazon Kindle book lists has 122 books. Retirement let's me spend a lot of time reading books and making fools out the truthers.

rrb said...



Next time a Democrat tells you guns make us less safe — ask them to explain why so many counties with the HIGHEST gun ownership rates have BELOW average violent crime rates.


I saw a post the other day about some asshole who tried to rob a convenience store in Texas.

The asshole was shot to death by EVERY other customer in the store.

LOL.

An armed society is a polite society. And if liberals get their way with their policing "reforms" many. many more crimes will qualify for the death penalty. And that's quite alright with me.




rrb said...

Blogger Roger Amick said...

My Amazon Kindle book lists has 122 books. Retirement let's me spend a lot of time reading books and making fools out the truthers.



Talk about being made a fool of... nice job exposing your galactic ignorance about firearms yesterday, alky.

Semi-auto pistols don't have "cylinders."

And by the way, not all revolvers are six-shooters. Some are five.

So please, please carry on with your plagiarisms of your favorite Marxist dwarf.

You know, Slow Joe would call you a "one horse pony" with your constant references to Wee Little Bobby 'Third' Reich.



Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Roger Amick said...
My Amazon Kindle book lists has 122 books. Retirement let's me spend a lot of time reading books and making fools out the truthers


How many errors can you make in 2 sentences?

Fool

ROFLMFAO !!!

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Drew Holden
https://twitter.com/DrewHolden360/status/1383110693923225603

It has been remarkable to see the Russian Collusion narrative go from “Donald Trump has been a secret Russian agent since 1987” to “someone from his campaign gave polling data to a Russian agent” without losing even a tiny fraction of righteous outrage.


The democrats have had herd immunity to the truth for decades.

Easy to fool.

Like alky

rrb said...



“someone from his campaign gave polling data to a Russian agent”

This is the one that actually made me laugh out loud. I'm still trying to find the crime here. Internal campaign polling data isn't classified and has no relevance to or relationship with US national security.

Sharing the cross tabs of a poll is supposed to be an international scandal now?

LOL.

And these fucking assholes peddle this comical bullshit with absolutely no sense of shame OR irony.

This bullshit has Weissman's fingerprints all over it.



Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


Journalists, Learning They Spread a CIA Fraud About Russia, Instantly Embrace a New One

The most significant Trump-era alliance is between corporate outlets and security state agencies, whose evidence-free claims they unquestioningly disseminate.


excerpt:

That was what made the refusal to question this story all along so maddening. Not only was no evidence presented to support the CIA’s assertions — something that, by itself, should have prevented every real journalist from endorsing its truth — but commanders in Afghanistan were saying months ago they could not find convincing evidence for it. That is what The Daily Beast meant in Thursday’s report when it said “there were reasons to doubt the story from the start” — not just the lack of evidence but also that “the initial stories emphasize[d] its basis on detainee reporting” and “the bounties represented a qualitative shift in recent Russian engagements with Afghan insurgents.” NBC News on Thursday also said that “such a definitive statement was questionable even then.”

But these doubts were virtually non-existent in most media reports. Indeed, one of the New York Times reporters who broke the story publicly attacked me as a conspiracy theorist back in September when I cited that NBC News story about the lack of evidence while pointing out what a crucial role this uncorroborated story played in stopping troop withdrawal from Afghanistan and claiming Trump was beholden to Putin. And while The Daily Beast on Thursday said there were reasons to doubt the story from the start, that same outlet was one of the most vocal and aggressive in pushing the story as true


https://greenwald.substack.com/p/journalists-learning-they-spread


Election interference by the FAKE NEWS media and big tech


Caliphate4vr said...


Anonymous Myballs said...
Reich once said the liberal ideal is equality of opportunity not equality of result. Now the liberal ideal is equal result, which is also called socialism.


And he had to find a UK paper to spew his shit

Anonymous said...

"Talk about being made a fool of... nice job exposing your galactic ignorance about firearms yesterday, alky.

Semi-auto pistols don't have "cylinders."
RRB, when Alky talks about firearms he ✔ another category in which he knows so little. And what he thinks he knows is so spectacularly wrong.

His fantasy about picking up a handgun and shooting lights out was funny to laugh at.

rrb said...



Anyone who tradecraft is the politics of envy, class warfare, and wealth re-distribution is not a scholar but a charlatan.

You don't need a PhD to seize a person's wealth at the point of a gun just to hand it over to someone else. That shit happens every fucking day all over America.

Having said all that, it's no surprise that a small thinker like the alky is so impressed with someone like Reich.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Appearing on CNN on Sunday, Fauci was asked about a poll showing 43% of Republicans refusing to get vaccinated, in light of the shouting match he found himself in with Jordan last week.

Fauci replied that he finds vaccine hesitancy among Republicans “quite frustrating” because it “actually works against where they want to be.”

The White House chief medical adviser added that everyone, including Republicans, shares concerns about coronavirus restrictions based on public health recommendations. Fauci went on to stress that the elimination of restrictions will depend on getting as many people vaccinated as soon as possible.

“When that happens, for absolutely certain, you will see the level of virus in the community go down and down to the point where you would not have to have those public health restrictions,” Fauci said.

Fauci then decried the “almost paradoxical” rationale of Republicans who refuse to get vaccinated.

“On the one hand, they want to be relieved of the restrictions,” Fauci said. “On the other hand, they don’t want to be vaccinated. It almost doesn’t make any sense.”


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Three Sunday Funnies questions.

1: If Republican Matt Gaetz is found guilty of Child Sex Trafficking’s, should he be allowed to remain in Congress?

2: Do you believe that no person, especially a black person has the right to complain about Police Brutality?

3: Can the Republican Party still consider themselves the Party of Family Values after supporting Donald Trump, who cheated on all of his wives, paid hush money to porn stars and playboy models, and approved of men grabbing women by the pussies?


Hypocrisy research.

Caliphate4vr said...

3: Can the Republican Party still consider themselves the Party of Family Values after supporting Donald Trump, who cheated on all of his wives, paid hush money to porn stars and playboy models, and approved of men grabbing women by the pussies?

The Kennedy’s
Bubba Clinton
Gary Hart
John Edwards
Barack Obama and Reggie Love

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Anonymous said...

Doing something Roger never does, answer question.

Q1, No, he should be in prison
Q2, Complain all you like
Q3, If you could prove it you would have, since you can't, yes.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Fraud Fauci, told use to disinfect every surface, costing millions of jobs and 10's of millions of dollars in purchase for nothing.

Live in Fear IMMFEMINATE Roger.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Question dodger.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😇😇😇😇😇😍😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Anonymous said...

Fauci is hysterical.

"Anchor Dana Bash asked, “I do want to ask about the coronavirus restrictions, still in effect even for fully vaccinated Americans,  some vaccinated Americans may want to feel like they don’t need to wear masks outdoors around others. You have been touting how effective the vaccine is. So what is the scientific reason that it isn’t safe for vaccinated Americans to do those things?”"

Answer : Because I said so.

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Coldheartedtruth Teller said...


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Anonymous said...

Roger, I answer your questions.

So answer this.

How was it a really bright guy like you got scammed out of Syria's money?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Bush: Whatever you want.

Trump: Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.

C.H. Truth said...

Roger...

I don't know of anyone who would want a convicted sex trafficker in Congress, regardless of which Party that person represented.

Are you okay with everyone in Congress accused of a crime being forced to step down based only on allegation? Or should they have due process?

______________________

Obviously everyone can and everyone does have the right to complain about Police officers. Well everyone except for unarmed military veteran White Conservative women. They can be shot on sight with no repercussions.

Are you okay with any Police officer being sent to jail just because they are accused of something or involved in a police call where someone dies? Or should they be provided due process?

_______________________

Donald Trump did not run on "Family values". He chose a running mate who was a "Family values" sort of guy, but Trump never pretended he was a choir boy. I don't know exactly what qualifies as "Family values" considering everyone from Joe Biden's son to Joe Biden's brother are making money off his name and at least with Hunter there are calls for a full scale investigation.

Again... do you believe in due process? Hunter Biden would get due process if he was investigated? Do you support such an investigation or is the allegations of criminal activity only a "thing" if the person accused is a Republican or White male?