Sunday, May 2, 2021

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52 comments:

Abolish Diversity said...

The only way to stop the violence is to abolish the police, and form a caucasian conservation corps. They will patrol schools, hospitals, and public transit. … In all these spaces, they will enforce white supremacy and protect property and commerce from genetically inferior species.

Make America Anglo Saxon again.

#MAAS

anonymous said...

A sad group even for your biased standards, Lil Schitty....still fighting that masks a useless meme is indicative of the TDS worm eating what little is left of your brain after your Chauvin analysis!!!!!!! bWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Myballs said...

But Biden, Harris and Clyburn all say America is not racist. I guess it is only a Republican say so.

anonymous said...

As I said yesterday....America as a whole is not racist, but there are elements like the proud boyz, Oath keepers and others that are which are creating the discord and BS voting lies that are!!!!! Too bad you cannot see past that as a blind R......BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Myballs said...

After a year of riots by antifa and BLM, you think it's the proud boys causing all the trouble? No wonder we call you dopey.

anonymous said...

Sad once again Ballz confuses facts with his opinion!!!!!!!! Sorry sport BLM did not take over the capital building, Trump and his minions did......95% of the riots you claim had little violence or damage....Suggest you look that up before looking like the idiot you are!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!

anonymous said...

93 % of Black Lives Matter Protests Have Been Peaceful ... - Time
time.com › 5886348 › report-peaceful-protests
Sep 05, 2020 · September 5, 2020 11:47 AM EDT T he vast majority of Black Lives Matter protests —more than 93%—have been peaceful, according to a new report published Thursday by a nonprofit that researches..

Thanx for playing ballz, you fucking lost again!!!!!!!!

Myballs said...

Tell all that to Portland dumb fuck. You're delusional.

Myballs said...

Again, the cities of Portland, Seattle and Minneapolis would disagree.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

A SUNDAY REALITY
Quote of the Day

“The lies these days are moving at the speed of light while spreading so much darkness. Take, for example, the uproar over this New York Post story that claimed that copies of a children’s book written by Vice President Kamala Harris were being given to migrant kids in their welcome kits. That tale from the border didn’t just border on B.S., this was USDA, grade A bullshit. And the reporter who wrote this story resigned, claiming she was forced to make it up, but the damage was done, pumped out over the airwaves at the bullshit factory known as Fox News.”
— Jim Acosta, on CNN.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

The North Koreans Aren't
Laughing
North Korea Warns U.S. of ‘Very Grave Situation’

North Korea on Sunday warned the United States will face “a very grave situation” because President Joe Biden “made a big blunder” in his recent speech by calling the North a security threat and revealing his intent to maintain a hostile policy against it, the AP reports.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Feds Seized 10 of Giuliani’s Phones and Computers

Federal agents seized at least 10 phones and computers from Rudy Giuliani during the dramatic Wednesday morning raid on his Manhattan apartment, Reuters reports.

all my morning posts linked at political wire.com

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

anonymous said...
93 % of Black Lives Matter Protests Have Been Peaceful .




Does dopie even have a clue how bad this is ?

So some small protests never turned to riots.

7% did

Imagine if 7% of anything is NOT PEACEFUL

That is a HUGE NUMBER

Imagine if your garage got set on fire "only" 7 % of the time.

That would be twice a month.

Just a little flames

Or imagine 7% of any crowd turning violent...

and dopie thinks this supports his argument.

ROFLMFAO !!!


VERY lo iq

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Tim Young
https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1388600387800903683

How long until Democrats advocate for separate, race-based water fountains and seating in restaurants and on buses?


getting real close

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Breaking911
https://mobile.twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1388592397832052743

NEW: Washington Post retracts claim that Rudy Giuliani and OANN were given warnings by the FBI

Washington Post and FBI

and definitely CNN

enemies of the people

Joe Biden's America

police State

Storm Troopers

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Lee Smith
https://twitter.com/LeeSmithDC/status/1388344316238643203


Biden administration targeting Rudy Giuliani is retaliation for uncovering first family corruption — and a continuation of Crossfire Hurricane. Me in ⁦
@EpochTimes

https://www.theepochtimes.com/the-real-reasons-behind-the-rudy-giuliani-raid_3797744.html

anonymous said...

theepochtimes.



BWAAAAAAAAAAA The epic stupidity!!!!!!!!!! I keep having trouble figuring why you are such a mentally defanged asshole!!!!!!

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


anonymous said...



The 7 percent solution

ROFLMFAO !!!

anonymous said...


Imagine if 7% of anything is NOT PEACEFUL



BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Imagine if you got 7% of the shit you post correct!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

anonymous said...


Imagine if 7% of anything is NOT PEACEFUL

Like the trump assholes storming the capital?????? BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


TOP DEFINITION

BWAAAAAAAAAA!
The sound an unsuspecting male makes when being penetrated by another male's hardened genitalia

sammy was busy minding his own business when chris crept up behind and inside him causing him to yell BWAAAAAAAAAA!


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BWAAAAAAAAAA%21

ROFLMFAO !!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Good morning America!

The most important thing President Joe Biden has done during his first 100 days in office is restore dignity and civility to the White House. The significance of this cannot be underestimated.

Gone are the verbal attacks, incoherent rambling, dismissing medical experts, catering to racists and public meanness from the leader of the free world. Gone are the mornings when you wake up to find a federal policy change made by tweet. 

Americans now have factual press briefings and compassion in response to tragedies. Biden understands how government works and wants it to work for the people. 

rrb said...



A Record 34% Of All Household Income In The US Now Comes From The Government

Putting that number in perspective, in the 1950s and 1960s, transfer payment were around 7%. This number rose in the low teens starting in the mid-1970s (right after the Nixon Shock ended Bretton-Woods and closed the gold window). The number then jumped again after the financial crisis, spiking to the high teens. And now, the coronavirus has officially sent this number to a record 34%!

And that's how creeping banana republic socialism comes at you: first slowly, then fast.

So for all those who claim that the Fed is now (and has been for the past decade) subsidizing the 1%, that's true, but with every passing month, the government is also funding the daily life of an ever greater portion of America's poorest social segments.

Who ends up paying for both?

Why the middle class of course, where the dollar debasement on one side, and the insane debt accumulation on the other, mean that millions of Americans content to work 9-5, pay their taxes, and generally keep their mouth shut as others are burning everything down and tearing down statues, are now doomed.



https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/record-34-all-household-income-us-now-comes-government

rrb said...


Show your plagiarism alky...

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/opinion/editorials/2021/04/30/president-joe-biden-first-100-days-delivers-stimulus-vaccines-civility-editorial/4888557001/

anonymous said...


A Record 34% Of All Household Income In The US Now Comes From The Government

Proving without question how much Trump fucked up America!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

anonymous said...


ROFLMFAO !!!


The only thing fucking daddy can post when he proved wrong and has nothing original to add!!!!....a regular occurrence........BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The enemy of the people MSM unlike you know who


The New York Times, The Washington Post and NBC News walked back their reporting about the FBI’s communication with President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani regarding Russia. 

The Washington Post was the first to report on Thursday that Giuliani was warned that he was the target of a Russian influence campaign last year. The newspaper, citing people familiar with the matter, also reported that One America News Network (OANN) was given a similar warning.

But the Post issued a correction on Saturday saying it had removed assertions that Giuliani and OANN had received such warnings.

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Roger Amick said...
Americans now have factual press briefings and compassion in response to tragedies. Biden understands how government works and wants it to work for the people.


When is Biden going to hold his first REAL press conference ?

When is Kamala Harris going to hold her first one since taking over the border crisis some 40 days ago?

When is either even just going down to see it?

Joe now is lying about everything there and saying "we've now gotten control"

Why is he walking back that it is a crisis after blasting Trump for having a crisis with much lower numbers ?

Why is he blaming Trump for things he obviously did ?

These are BIG LIES

Why is roger lying about it ???


expect a whole bunch of long copied articles from some FAKE NEWS op ed or another FAKE NEWS "bombshell"

or gibberish

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/551349-new-york-times-wapo-nbc-retract-reports-about-giulianis-contact-with-fbi

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


or expect very lo iq to come by and weakly bleat

He does that 93 % of the time

Thinks that is intelligent

ROFLMFAO !!!


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/opinion/editorials/2021/04/30/president-joe-biden-first-100-days-delivers-stimulus-vaccines-civility-editorial/4888557001/

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


Why is there a crisis at the border and Biden doesn't even mention it during his big "speech"

Doesn't care?

Thinks if he and the media don't talk about it it goes away ?

Kids in cages don't matter anymore?

They don't contribute to his campaign fund ?

Or Hunters ?


Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Biden Stocks His White House with Ivy Leaguers
Joe Biden,
a proud graduate of the University of Delaware and Syracuse Law School who has bragged about going to a “state school,” has stocked his top White House staff with nearly twice as many Ivy League graduates as the first iteration of the Trump White House, Politico reports.

Forty-one percent of senior- or mid-level Biden White House staffers — or 82 people out of 201 aides analyzed — have Ivy League degrees.



News Outlets Retract Reports FBI
Warned Giuliani
The New York Times, Washington Post, and NBC News issued corrections to clarify that Rudy Giuliani did not receive advance warning from the FBI that he was the target of a Russian influence campaign.

links: politicalwire.com

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Robby Starbuck

VIDEO THE UNITER BIDEN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO WATCH:
https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1388696597492535296

I want some of the loud mouth "all cops are bastards" activists to sit down and get taken to school by Major Dingle. His emotion says it all. Good cops are tired of being vilified for the actions of a tiny, tiny group of bad officers. Support police!


A true uniter would be highlighting this

rrb said...


Why is roger lying about it ???

It's what he does, it's who he is.

If the alky is commenting he either:

1) Plagiarizing

or

2) Lying.



Caliphate4vr said...

It's what he does, it's who he is.

If the alky is commenting he either:

1) Plagiarizing

or

2) Lying.


You forgot

3) Trying to make his life relevant to the story

4) Giving out erroneous history lessons

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Jerry Dunleavy
https://mobile.twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1388681400077983748

Some pretty big Ls here by NBC News, WaPo, and the NYT.

https://nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/giuliani-received-2019-briefing-fbi-warning-he-was-target-russian-n1265971

https://washingtonpost.com/national-security/rudy-giuliani-fbi-warning-russia/2021/04/29/5db90f96-a84e-11eb-bca5-048b2759a489_story.html

https://nytimes.com/2021/04/29/nyregion/giuliani-yovanovitch-search-warrant-ukraine.html


funny how all these "independent" news outlets all made the same independent "error". Almost like they colluded and it was orchestrated. And it always goes one way.

Hmmm

enemy of the people.

rrb said...


My, how democrats just fucking HATE blacks who commit the crime of thinking for themselves...

A Texas Democratic official is facing calls to step down from his role after he called Sen. Tim Scott, R-S.C., a racial slur.

"I had hoped that Scott might show some common sense, but it seems clear he is little more than an oreo with no real principles," Lamar County Democratic Party chair Gary O'Connor wrote in a now-deleted Facebook post, referring to Scott’s rebuttal to President Biden's Congressional address on Wednesday.




https://www.foxnews.com/politics/texas-dem-official-faces-demands-to-step-down-after-calling-tim-scott-an-oreo

anonymous said...

My Rat uses every excuse in his limited arsenal to degrade anything a D says......BTW..... I called him an oreo also.....he is as big a fucking fraud as you!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA An idiot R can be any shape or color or sex as you have attacked Cheney more than once....

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...

Lara Logan
https://mobile.twitter.com/laralogan/status/1388255800636870657

UH OH: Evidence Shows the Intel on Israel that John Kerry Shared with Iran Was Not in the Public Domain as Claimed by Biden's State Department
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/04/uh-oh-evidence-shows-intel-israel-john-kerry-shared-iran-not-public-domain-claimed-bidens-state-department/

More BIG LIES from the Biden administration.

Kind of more important than crowd size or hand size.

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


Civil War Soldiers Glad They Didn't Live Long Enough To Experience Horrors Of The January 6th Capitol Riot

https://babylonbee.com/news/civil-war-soldiers-glad-they-didnt-live-long-enough-to-experience-horrors-of-january-6-2021

the horrors came after Jan 6th

and are still happening by Biden's Storm Troopers

and his enablers

rrb said...


UH OH: Evidence Shows the Intel on Israel that John Kerry Shared with Iran Was Not in the Public Domain as Claimed by Biden's State Department

Gee, no surprises here.

Kerry has always been a traitor.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Guess who admitted a mistake?


Newsmax, the far-right news outlet that boosted the Trump campaign’s false claims of 2020 election rigging, admitted on Friday that there was “no evidence” that an executive at Dominion Voting Systems had tampered with election results.

The statement was part of a settlement in the defamation lawsuit against Newsmax and a number of other Trump allies and conservative news outlets brought by top Dominion employee Eric Coomer. In the aftermath of the 2020 campaign, Newsmax repeatedly aired claims that Coomer had manipulated electronic voting records in favor of Biden.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2021/05/newsmax-apology-retraction-for-2020-election-coverage-trump-dominion-lawsuit/

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


wrong executive

nothing in settlement about Dominion having interfered in election

thanks roger



JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


*nothing in settlement about Dominion not having interfered in election

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Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

REGARDING BIDEN'S PINOCHIOS---

Fact-Checking Joe Biden
Daniel Dale:
“By CNN’s rough count, Biden has made
29 total false claims in his first 100 days,
about one every three-and-a-half days on average. That’s not cause for celebration. But I counted
214 false claims from Trump over his own first 100 days in office,
more than two per day on average — and that was a very slow Trump period compared to what came later. Trump averaged about
eight false claims per day in the full year I tracked as a CNN reporter, from August 2019 through July 2020.”


REGARDING BIDEN'S SUCCESSFULNESS---
Biden Oversees Surge In Optimism
A new ABC News/Ipsos poll finds 64% of Americans are optimistic about the direction of the country.


LINKS at politcalwire.com

Commonsense said...

The most important thing President Joe Biden has done during his first 100 days in office is restore dignity and civility to the White House.

If that is the most important thing he's done, then we are in a shit load of trouble.

anonymous said...


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Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

It's not a Sunday Funnies. Ten years ago, President Barack Obama ordered the death of Osama bin Laden.

I remember this day.

Statement by President Joe Biden on the 10th Anniversary of the Osama bin Laden Raid

MAY 02, 2021 • STATEMENTS AND RELEASES

Ten years ago, I joined President Obama and members of our national security team, crowded into the Situation Room to watch as our military delivered long-awaited justice to Osama bin Laden. It is a moment I will never forget—the intelligence professionals who had painstakingly tracked him down; the clarity and conviction of President Obama in making the call; the courage and skill of our team on the ground. It had been almost ten years since our nation was attacked on 9/11 and we went to war in Afghanistan, pursuing al Qaeda and its leaders. We followed bin Laden to the gates of hell—and we got him. We kept the promise to all those who lost loved ones on 9/11: that we would never forget those we had lost, and that the United States will never waver in our commitment to prevent another attack on our homeland and to keep the American people safe.

Now, as a result of those efforts, as we bring to an end America’s longest war and draw down the last of our troops from Afghanistan, al Qaeda is greatly degraded there. But the United States will remain vigilant about the threat from terrorist groups that have metastasized around the world. We will continue to monitor and disrupt any threat to us that emerges from Afghanistan. And we will work to counter terrorist threats to our homeland and our interests in cooperation with allies and partners around the world.

I want to give my enduring thanks to the service members who executed the raid at great personal risk and the public servants across our government who made our mission a success ten years ago. We will continue to honor all the brave women and men, our military, our intelligence and counterterrorism professionals, and so many others, who continue their extraordinary work to keep the American people safe today. They give their best to our country, and we owe them an incredible debt of gratitude.