Sunday, May 30, 2021

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King Donald Trump 1 said...

Donald J. Trump

6:13pm May 28, 2021

Why are the Radical Left Democrats in Georgia fighting so hard that there not be a Forensic Audit of 150,000 absentee ballots in Fulton County? There can be only one reason, and that is because they know the vote was corrupt and the audit will show it. Republicans must fight hard and win!

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Donald J. Trump

9:23am May 28, 2021

RINO Paul Ryan, who became a lame duck Speaker of the House, lost all vote-getting capability with the people he represented in Wisconsin, and was the single biggest factor, other than Romney himself, for the monumental Romney/Ryan loss in the Presidential race of 2012 (I got more votes by far, 75M, than any sitting president in history!), and he is now speaking to other Republicans telling them how to win elections. Interestingly, I was in the Great State of Wisconsin when they booed him off the podium—I literally had to come to his rescue.


Ryan should instead be telling them how to stop the cheating of elections and that we would have won if Republican leadership fought the way the Democrats did.


It was the day that Ryan went on the board of Fox (Fox will never be the same!) that Fox totally lost its way and became a much different place, with millions of its greatest supporters fleeing for good. Paul Ryan has been a curse to the Republican Party. He has no clue as to what needs to be done for our Country, was a weak and ineffective leader, and spends all of his time fighting Republicans as opposed to Democrats who are destroying our Country.


As a Republican, having Paul Ryan on your side almost guarantees a loss, for both you, the Party, and America itself!

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Donald J. Trump

9:03am May 28, 2021

Ronald Reagan would not be happy to see that the Reagan Library is run by the head of the Washington Post, Fred Ryan. How the hell did that happen? No wonder they consistently have RINO speakers like Karl Rove and Paul Ryan. They do nothing for our forward-surging Republican Party!

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Donald J. Trump

1:24pm May 27, 2021

Read the full article by Jordan Lancaster for the Daily Caller here: https://dailycaller.com/2021/05/25/cnn-lost-viewers-since-january-msnbc-fox-cable-news/

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Donald J. Trump

1:12pm May 27, 2021

Breaking News! Massive numbers of dead people “voted” in the 2020 Presidential Election, far greater than anyone has known or seen before. Some of these “dead people” even applied for an application to vote. This is just one of the many fraudulent aspects of the 2020 Presidential Election. People are just now beginning to understand!

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Donald J. Trump

10:48am May 27, 2021

With Memorial Day Weekend coming up, tomorrow people start driving in the biggest automobile days of the year. I’m sorry to say the gasoline prices that you will be confronted with are far higher than they were just a short number of months ago where we had gasoline under $2 a gallon. Remember as you’re watching the meter tick, and your dollars pile up, how great of a job Donald Trump did as President

King Donald Trump 1 said...

The lazy left cared about another dead black man, not a white woman.

When you remember one thing this Memorial Day weekend, let it be this — leftists are horrible, cloven-hoofed sub-humans.

The word, “evil” gets tossed around like Marilyn Monroe at the Kennedy compound. Leftists believe voter ID, the wall, ICE, Trump supporters and Christmas are all “evil.” Words are like baseball mitts. The more you use them the softer they become. Kind of like how the word “racist” no longer has meaning. 

FACT-O-RAMA: Using a word until it loses its meaning is referred to “semantic satiation.” 

Let’s take a look down memory land and look at some classic evil.

AUGUST 2016: A black man holding a gun was shot and killed by police in Milwaukee. The riots raged for 4 days. Cars were burned, stores were looted and torched, gunshots rang out. CNN showed a video of the dead guy’s sister bravely “calling for peace.”

“Don’t bring the violence and the ignorance here,” she bellowed courageously. The good people of Milwaukee probably went to sleep, finally feeling safe. The sister of the dead man is stoically calming the angry mobs. 

However, if you watch the unedited video, the young girl doesn’t call for peace. She calls for the relocation of the riots to the suburbs.

“Y’all wanna hurt somebody take that sh*t farther out. Take that sh*t to the suburbs. Don’t bring the violence and the ignorance here.“

The sweet lamb was clearly calling for a race riot in the suburbs. CNN knew it. The angry mob listening to her may have agreed and obliged. The good people of Waukesha and other suburbs deserved to know the young lady was calling for their towns and cars to be burned that night.

CNN had three choices here — ignore the demand for a change of riot venue, excoriate the race-baiter for suggesting it in the first place, or lie and make her look like an angel. They chose the latter. 

She will die in prison for shooting a drug addict and black man. All RISE!

anonymous said...

Most amusing finding this on the inter web!!!!!!!


https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/huckabee-trump-biden-meme/

A widely shared meme accurately states that “Trump took down ISIS. Biden took down Dr Suess and Mr Potato Head.”
Rating
Mostly False
Mostly False
About this rating
What's True
The Islamic State group sustained major losses and setbacks during the Trump administration but was attempting a comeback in early 2021.
What's False
Trump was not entirely responsible for the losses sustained by the Islamic State group. Further, Biden himself was not responsible for a takedown of Mr. Potato Head and Dr. Seuss in early 2021 for insensitivity. Comparing the vastly different situations described in a popular meme was misleading.
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Since the beginning of U.S. President Joe Biden’s administration, comparisons to his predecessor former President Donald Trump have been inevitable, particularly from conservatives. The official Twitter account of former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, for instance, shared a meme that compared the two presidents’ records.

The meme said: “Trump took down ISIS. Biden took down Dr Suess and Mr Potato Head.”



While Huckabee’s official account did tweet this meme, its contents are exaggerated, false, and misleading. We’ll break them down below:

Did Trump Take Down ISIS?
This broad statement does not take into account the many regions the Islamic State group (IS) has been operating in, and its constantly evolving status. Trump had already declared that IS was defeated on Dec. 19, 2018. Just under a year into Trump’s administration, IS had lost most of its territory in Iraq and Syria, though this was a continuation of the American effort against IS under Obama. The era of IS under Abu Bakr al Baghdadi ended with his death in a U.S. raid in northern Syria on Oct. 26, 2019.

But by October 2020, reports had emerged of a surge in IS attacks in regions of Africa, where the group was attempting a comeback. Officials and experts largely agreed that the group was still alive but had merely shifted its operations to other parts of the world.

The claim that Trump has taken down all of IS is therefore false.

Did Biden Take Down Dr. Seuss and Mr. Potato Head?
The comparison is very misleading. Biden himself was not responsible for the changes instituted regarding Mr. Potato Head’s name. In late-February 2020, Hasbro, the toy company behind Mr. Potato Head, announced that it would be dropping “Mr.” from Potato Head. The company clarified that while Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head would still be sold in stores, they would sell a new playset in the fall without the Mr. and Mrs. designations. Pinning this on Biden seems more than a little far-fetched.

Dr. Seuss has also been facing his own controversy, after some Virginia schools said they would be de-emphasizing studying his books on Read Across America Day, which fell on March 2, the author’s birthday. His books have been reevaluated as the company that manages his legacy announced it would no longer be publishing six of his works that contained racist and insensitive imagery. And in his speech on Read Across America Day, Biden did not mention Dr. Seuss, even though his predecessors Trump and Obama made references to the famed author in their speeches.

Ultimately, comparing a president’s purported takedown of an international militant organization carried out over a four-year term to a president who is barely two months into office for takedowns of cultural icons that he was not really responsible for is false and misleading. We rate this claim as “Mostly False.”
Nur Ibrahim

Dementia Detective said...

I found another pedophile Democrat, his name is Joseph Biden.

Many have seen this as another instance of Biden’s weird obsession with little girls. Yes, but I think the truth is worse than that. Biden’s handlers have undoubtedly warned him many times not to act inappropriately toward little girls, but when he goes off-script, as here, he can’t help himself. As indicated, too, by the manner in which he speaks, I think Biden is well into his dotage. Like many elderly people suffering from dementia, he is prone to blurting out inappropriate thoughts that happen to cross his mind.

Biden’s condition is obviously a matter of concern, on national security grounds as well as others. Yet our press will steadfastly avert its eyes and pretend that all is well, right up until the moment when Biden collapses in public or commits a blunder too serious to be ignored.

Her legs were crossed to hide her vagina from the fake President's staring eyes.

Anonymous said...

Funny and true stuff, ty CHT.

Anonymous said...

the economy increases by the projected percentage of 12% the rate of inflation will decline slowly but steadily, because Federal Reserve will also cut interest rates."

Really Alk y, rates are current zero to .25%.

Where can they lower it, Roger?

<crickets)




Roger , you mean Bidenomics moves the GDP to 12%?

Really.

By when?

Earlier you had GDP @ 10 % by the end of this year.

Doctor Scott J. Erectile MD said...

Paul Ryan’s Erectile Dysfunction was evident during his speech at The Saint Ronald Reagan Memorial Center.

The Democrats, no less than the media, slobbered all over the former House speaker for his recent anti-Trump speech. But their love is strictly conditioned on Ryan remaining a pajama-boy conservative.

His pajamas didn't show an erection during his speech!

Welfare Queen 2 said...

The “Build Black Better” economic revolution that Biden and White House officials have talked up in recent weeks in selling their plans to spend roughly $4 trillion on the free housing for lazy black men and on family welfare queen programs!

Food stamps are coming back!

anonymous said...


Really Alk y, rates are current zero to .25%.


HOW MANY MORE TIMES IS THE DUMB GOAT FUCKER GOING TO C+P HIS OWN POST??????// IS HE REALLY THAT STUPID OR DOES HE WORK AT IT!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

anonymous said...

Blogger KansasDemocrat said...
Funny and true stuff, ty CHT.



BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!!! TRUE TO MORONIC TRUMP SUPPORTERS LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL SAD YOU ARE PROJECTING JUST LIKE DONNIE WANTS.....ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jim Crow Detective said...

I know full well the insidiousness of the so-called critical race theory that aims to resegregate society, discriminate against those who are white, victimize those who are black, and render America a nation of identity groups rather than Americans.

They will use reconciliation to steal your homes and force you into the ghettos and give them the farm and ranches to African American single mother families.

They will then quit distributing food and water into the ghettos and starve the Anglo Saxtion families like Auschwitz camps.

Liberalism is extermination of white people.

anonymous said...

Liberalism is extermination of white people.



BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!!! Now that is most amusing!!!!!!!

The Queers are back in control. said...

The Trump administration's new Title IX policies assuring the rights of the accused in investigations of sexual misconduct took effect this past fall when colleges began the new school year. "Full Measure with Sharyl Attkisson" investigated the impact these policies have had on colleges.

It was designed to replace Queers with normal straits.

The Pedophile President chose Cumswaller Harris.

The only good thing is that Senator Lyndsey Graham (Q SC) can come out of the closet when Sleepy Joe signs an Executive Order reversing The real President Trump's order.

Caliphate4vr said...

Rugby ATL
@RugbyATL
Cheers, lads... what a show out!!
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This shows just how good @USMLR is in 2021!

Congratulations @RugbyATL on a well deserved victory.

#ATLvLA #LARugby #MLR2021

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

A real Sunday Show, instead of worshipping a bone spurs draft dodger.

The Greatest Generation Saved the world!

He was my Uncle Lynn Amick and I carry his name as my middle name. Roger Lynn Amick.



My Uncle.
When Lynn Bernard Amick was born on October 17, 1910, in Springview, Nebraska, his father, Charles, was 29 and his mother, Jennie, was 23. He married Blanche Evelyn Petersen on January 21, 1939, in Spencer, Iowa. They had one child during their marriage. He died as a young father on November 16, 1944, in Vosges, France, at the age of 34, and was buried in Épinal, Vosges, France.

He was a movie star handsome man.


anonymous said...

Blogger Caliphate4vr said...
Rugby ATL
@RugbyATL


CALL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK SHORTY!!!!!!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

THIS AIN'T FUNNY:
Brazilians Protest Against Bolsonaro
May 30, 2021 at 8:04 am EDT By Taegan Goddard 33 Comments

Tens of thousands of people rallied in over 200 cities and towns across Brazil Saturday to protest President Jair Bolsonaro’s handling of the COVID-19 pandemic, which has killed some 460,000 people in the country, The Guardian reports.
________

Pastor JamesNewLeaf says:

That is what should have happened in our country.
The way Trump handled the pandemic in the early stages of it, ignoring and downplaying it, is exactly the way Bolsonaro ignored and treated the pandemic in Brazil, leading to tragedy for many people in both countries.

But instead of massively protesting against Trump's mishandling of Covid, a lawless gang invaded our Capitol building with the express INSURRECTIONIST intent of overturning a fairly won election on behalf of the decisively defeated would be dictator Trump.

anonymous said...


Amazing the 11 GOP senators did not cast a vote for the panel.....I guess they think that voters will understand that silence is better than going against the lord God Trump.....what a bunch of pussies.....just like the slurpers here!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

The bottle came back.

The note reads:
"Stay where you are. America has gone crazy."

True. See 8:13 above.

George Carlin Jr. said...

What is the favorite drink of the Republican Party?

White Whine.

Anonymous said...

The next Presidential election is an Insurrection if they win.

Republicans have lost the presidential popular vote in four straight elections and in seven out of the last eight. The party no longer operates as a national majority.

But the stolen election myth provides a narrative for why the Republican Party can no longer win the popular vote.

The electoral college must stop.

Anonymous said...

Roger, please tell us why you intentionally left off "tax cuts" when you have us your version of keynesian economic theory.

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Blogger Roger Amick said...

A real Sunday Show, instead of worshipping a bone spurs draft dodger.



Posted by a flat-footed draft dodger who tells everyone he was being recruited for the next Manhattan Project.

LOL @ the alky and his incessant need to live vicariously through relatives that actually DID serve.



C.H. Truth said...

So the Reverend believes that the American Covid task force put together by Trump, run by Dr Fauci and Vice President Pence and included some of the greatest medical, military, and supply chain minds in the country...

Was such an unserious effort that tens of thousands of American citizens should have held a massive violence revolution in reaction to it.

Apparently the Reverend is attempting to compete with Nursing Home Roger and Denny the screamer for most irrational liberal stooge...


Oh but wait... rational Reverend is probably thinking that people should have held a violent revolution, not over the task force and what the country actually did in response.

This is probably all about what the President "tweeted". Those damed "tweets" got the Reverend's undies into a bunch so bad that he

just
wants
to
burn
something
down!


Good morning.

Anonymous said...

"
Posted by a flat-footed draft dodger who tells everyone he was being recruited for the next Manhattan Project.

LOL @ the alky and his incessant need to live vicariously through relatives that actually DID serve."

The Family didn't want Roger at Ron's funeral. They didn't want the stank of alky there.

Trumpoholics Anonymous said...

Step 1. Admit you are powerless to resist Trumpism.

Step 2. Recognize that you can't solve this problem alone. The goodness of the majority is needed to restore sanity.

Step 3. Accept that the goodness of the majority is not bound by geographic borders. It's bigger than any individual, even you.

Step 4. Conduct a searching and fearless moral inventory. Identify the real costs of Trumpism for yourself and your life.

Step 5. Come clean. Admit to yourself and at least one other human being the exact nature of your problem.

Step 6. Keep a list of elected officials and candidates who also suffer from Trumpism. You are responsible for helping them.

Step 7. Create a project to address your most dangerous symptoms, e.g., lying, sarcasm, cheating, bullying, bigotry.

Step 8. Make a list of everyone your behavior has harmed. The list will include millions.

Step 9. Make direct amends to those you've harmed wherever possible. Otherwise, make amends in the voting booth.

Step 10. Continue to evaluate your choices. When you backslide, admit your mistake, correct it, and forgive yourself.

Step 11. Recognize that the goodness of the majority isn't perfect. It is simply a platform on which to build a better world.

Step 12. Carry this message and practice these principles in your daily affairs.


... rather than addiction. It requires intervention.

Commonsense said...

The Leftist establishment lies to the American people. Echoing Communist Chinese Party propaganda to suppress inquiry into possible lab origins of the coronavirus may be the last straw.

@jjcarafano explains why America is fed up:

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Not a Sunday Funnies
Avowed QAnon disciple and confessed felon retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn has called for a Myanmar-like military coup in America.

“It should happen,” Donald Trump’s former national security adviser said in an astonishing declaration at a QAnon conference Sunday.

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Myanmar’s military violently seized control of the country from its civilian government in late January, detained democratically elected leader Aung San Suu Kyi and top party members, and killed more than 700 protesters as of early this month. The military justified its action by claiming unproven “election fraud.”

Flynn presented his dark vision of a military coup and dictatorship in the U.S. in response to a question from the audience at the conference.

″I wanna know why what happened in Myanmar can’t happen here?” an unidentified member of the audience asked Flynn, though he pronounced the nation as “Minnimar.”

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