Sunday, November 7, 2021

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35 comments:

Anonymous said...

As funny as the Hemorrhoids hanging down from trumps huge rectum!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Commonsense said...

Pretty good see this week.

Anonymous said...

Very funny and true.

The gun carrying Lt. Governor is the best.

Anonymous said...

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/cartoons/cartoons_of_the_week/2021/44/-4-mike_luckovich-mike_luckovich_for_nov_05_2021.html

James's Fucking Daddy said...


From above link

2022 Generic Congressional Vote
Emerson
Democrats42 Republicans49
Republicans +7


while the joke was dumb this is GREAT !!!

thanks !

and these type of polls have historically understated Republican support...

James's Fucking Daddy said...

Benny
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1456969622276640773

Today is Saturday, November 6th 2021 and there are still Americans trapped in Afghanistan because Joe Biden abandoned them.


well now it's Sunday but otherwise it's still true

and Democrats have forgotten, kind of like the many other Biden crises

JamesNewLeaf's Fucking Daddy said...


On the menu today: The State Department believes that as many as 14,000 legal permanent residents of the U.S. remain in Afghanistan, 77 days after President Biden pledged that, “If there are American citizens left, we’re going to stay until we get them all out”; the White House deputy press secretary insists that the president supports a proposal he called “garbage” the day before; and the Biden administration maintains that enforcing the employer vaccine mandate will have no impact on the supply chain at all.

Two Months Later, about 14,000 U.S. Legal Permanent Residents Remain Stuck in Afghanistan


https://www.nationalreview.com/the-morning-jolt/staggering-number-of-u-s-green-card-holders-stranded-in-afghanistan/

I though Joe and Blinken were saying a few hundred, as if that wasn't important

14,000 !!!

fuck

How many vacations and long weekends has Joe gone on during this time period, let alone when we were abandoning them ?

James's Fucking Daddy said...


* why has the left-wing media been silent on this ?

rrb said...


* why has the left-wing media been silent on this ?


Must.

Protect.

Dear.

Leader.



James's Fucking Daddy said...


Blinken Acts as Agent of George Soros in the Balkans

Secretary of State Antony Blinken faces international court after interfering in Albanian politics.

The Biden Administration has again stumbled its way into creating an international fiasco, this time it’s Secretary of State Blinken leading the charge of interference in election politics, focusing his attention on Albania’s former President Sali Berisha. For those not familiar with Balkan politics, Mr. Berisha is a man with a dynamic past, a staunch opponent of communism, founder of Albania’s Democratic Party, and friend of America.

Following a long career crafting Albania’s reemergence from communist oppression, Mr. Berisha has largely removed himself from direct participation in politics, preferring to aid in the promotion of like-minded conservatives and anti-socialist policies.

But Secretary Blinken shocked the region in May by announcing seemingly baseless travel sanctions against Mr. Berisha and his immediate family, barring them from entry into the United States. Secretary Blinken took to Twitter to accuse Mr. Berisha of “corrupt acts” and “undermin[ing] democracy in Albania.”

Berisha has slammed the actions by the State Department as the work of radical Left billionaire George Soros and his Open Society, an organization that claims to promote transparency and human rights in the Balkans. The ACLJ and our international affiliate, the European Centre for Law and Justice (ECLJ), have been exposing Soros’s outsized, radical – and what some might call corrupt – influence on the world stage.

Berisha’s claims regarding Secretary Blinken and Soros should not be dismissed so quickly. The U.S. Secretary of State’s parents, Vera and Donald Blinken, have repeatedly donated to Open Society, even creating a permanent endowment at a European-based data archive that carries their name – The Vera and Donald Blinken Open Society Archives.
continues:https://aclj.org/foreign-policy/blinken-acts-as-agent-of-george-soros-in-the-balkans

So Blinken (and his parents) are intertwined with Soros.

May explain why he was so inept in leaving Afghanistan

May have been intentional

and not in US interests

The entire Biden administration is a threat to America

disaster after disaster

daily

and that's just what we know about

The Question of the day. said...

Why the does the GOP Wants to Ban Anti-Racist and Anti-Sexist Education?

Myballs said...

So China has been busy developing and testing a hypersonic missile. What's our baby been busy with? Christening a new ship named after gay rights activist Harvey Milk.

This administration is a clear and present danger.

rrb said...

Anonymous The Question of the day. said...

Why the does the GOP Wants to Ban Anti-Racist and Anti-Sexist Education?



Better question -

Why do broken-down alcoholic liars need to hide behind obvious aliases to spew their lies?

Here's why:

Roger Amick said...

What you don't know how active my mind is all the time. I watch Dick Wolf shows and then check out the news coverage and the right wing nutcase websites.

Keeping my mind open and active my entire life. I read wp and nyp and on and on.


I enjoy being this way


Myballs said...

Freudian autocorrect

Navy...baby...

rrb said...


Christening a new ship named after gay rights activist Harvey Milk.


The USS Fudgepack



James's Fucking Daddy said...



The Answer of the day

BIDEN UNLEASHES THE FBI AGAINST PARENTS WHO OPPOSE CRITICAL RACE THEORY

https://christopherrufo.com/biden-unleashes-the-fbi-against-parents-who-oppose-critical-race-theory/


Why does the Biden administration send out his storm troopers to defend racist and deviant sex teachings to minor children ?

And try and intimidate parents and students ?

And why send them out to protect the sexual predator in the White House

and confiscate material and identify journalist's sources while supposedly tracking down Biden's nieces stolen diary ?

Which documented the sexual predator in the White House

"supposedly"

again

James's Fucking Daddy said...

Gary Sheffield Jr.
https://twitter.com/GarysheffieldJr/status/1457152406123212800


Want a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks in Los Angeles? Bring your ID and a vaccination card.

Wanna vote? Leave your ID in the car, you’re good.


This is how California "voting" got so fucked up

along with ballot harvesting

The deterioration of California since it became a one-party state is mind blowing

and will be very hard to reverse.

Unless vote integrity is restored

and that's almost impossible

btw where's Newsom ?

disappeared from all public appearances after his very public booster shot

odd

10 days now...

rrb said...


This is how California "voting" got so fucked up

along with ballot harvesting

The deterioration of California since it became a one-party state is mind blowing

and will be very hard to reverse.

Unless vote integrity is restored

and that's almost impossible



After Tuesday’s election, it looks like the Biden administration is going to have to ship a lot more immigrants into the Old Dominion. Bus in tens of thousands of Haitians and, in five or six years, McAuliffe can come out for white slavery and win.

That’s rough. Democrats had specifically earmarked those immigrants for Texas and Florida.

All night on Tuesday, liberal commentators kept talking breathlessly about the early vote/mail-in vote, correctly presuming it to be overwhelmingly Democratic. That should tell you what early voting is really about.

Early voting has nothing to do with the convenience of the voters. It’s about the convenience of Democratic operatives, who need weeks and weeks to drag their voters to the polls and help them fill out absentee ballots. Conveniently, Virginia has “no-excuse” absentee voting, allowing anyone to request a mail-in ballot for any reason, for up to 45 days before an election.

Ordinary voters don’t say, If I’m going to get out of work early, I’m gonna need a 45-day window. Nobody needs 45 days to do anything. That’s not a human-size requirement. It’s a Democratic machine-size requirement.

To collect ballots from their unmotivated voters, Democrats need to send out an army of operatives. Luckily, they have no shortage of manpower — anyone with an administrative job in education, sanitation or county government.

But they need time. A lot of time. One day of voting is not going to permit Democrats to collect ballots from every nursing home, halfway house and sober living community in the state.

Republicans gain nothing from early voting because: 1) They don’t have government employees with no-show jobs who can spend weeks harvesting ballots; and 2) GOP voters tend to be self-motivated individualists who don’t need inducements to vote.

By contrast, Democratic voters need a lot of attention and a lot of handling. OK, OK, if it means that much to you, I’ll vote. How about giving me a ride? Oh, and I’m hungry – how about a box lunch? Democratic “get out the vote” drives are less informational operations and more like hauling the kids to Grandmother’s house.

This is not a level playing field. Relaxed voting requirements help only Democrats. Unenthusiastic voters make mistakes, ruin ballots and forget to bring I.D.


https://anncoulter.com/2021/11/03/dems-post-election-plan-send-more-immigrants-to-virginia/


Ann nailed it.


rrb said...

btw where's Newsom ?

disappeared from all public appearances after his very public booster shot

odd

10 days now...



Ask the alky. Sounds like the plot from a Dick Wolf show. The alky is a self-proclaimed, self-ordained, armchair detective who stays "sharp" (LOL) by watching fictional TV shows when he takes a break from his 20 hour plagiarism marathons on here.





Sunday Funnies Squad said...

SNL only spoofed Rodgers for about 60 seconds of air time, but got in enough one-liners by Rodgers:

"It's gotten so bad that State Farm called and they're not even offering me the Rodgers rate." 

"I never lied. I took all my teammates into a huddle, got all their faces three inches away from my wet mouth, and told them, 'Trust me. I'm more of less immunized. Go team!'" 

"At the end of the day my record is still 7-1. Meaning of the eight people I've infected, seven are fine." 


James's Fucking Daddy said...

Robby Starbuck
https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1457135513261969411


What Biden’s administration is doing now to Project Veritas is criminal. Where are the mainstream media reporters who said Trump was a threat to democracy if he made a joke about them? Where are they now that the White House has weaponized the DOJ to stop a journalist?


To Catch a Predator - White House Episode

Sunday Funnies Squad said...

Biden exchanged pleasantries with Indonesian President Joko Widodo, who asked him how he was doing.”

Sleepy Joe Biden: “So far, so good.”

“There’s this old joke. A guy jumps off a 100-story building. As he passes the 50th floor they asked him how he’s doing. And he says, ‘So far so good.’ ”

James's Fucking Daddy said...

Catturd ™
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1456772115231907846


Breaking...

Eating a live squid off a toilet seat in a Tijuana dive bar - now has a higher approval rating than Joe Biden.


James's Fucking Daddy said...

Libs of Tik Tok

AARON RODGER VIDEO:
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1456777613163126794

The Libs are fuming that Aaron Rodgers took Ivermectin and recovered



apparently so is SNL and the alky

ROFLMFAO !!!

James's Fucking Daddy said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1457169089009528834


Trump called journalists silly names and tweeted about fake news.

Biden has the FBI raid opposition journalists.

Spot the difference?


James's Fucking Daddy said...

Eric Matheny 🎙
https://twitter.com/EricMMatheny/status/1457331751295070219


Unless Ashley Biden’s diary is a matter of national security, there is no reason that the FBI should be involved unless the Biden Administration is using the DOJ as its own private Gestapo and targeting effective journalists like James O’Keefe.



the truth matters

and that scares the shit out of the Biden administration whenever it gets out

James's Fucking Daddy said...


* imagine if Trump had sent out the Gestapo to raid his niece Mary Trump...

where's the left-wing media reporting on all this ???

1984

Liberal Big Lies Talking Points said...


*Natural immunity is at least as robust as vaccine immunity.Natural immunity may be up to 27 times more robust than vaccine immunity.

*Statistics show that healthy, working-age people are at minimal risk from being immunized.



*COVID.Vaccinated people can transmit, catch, and die from COVID.COVID deaths are most likely to occur with people who suffer from comorbidities or advanced age.A recent meta-analysis showed that Ivermectin use resulted in “large, statistically significant reductions in mortality, time to clinical recovery, and time to viral clearance.

*”Pfizer has a promising pill that allegedly cuts the risks of serious illness and death by 90%.

*Naming a USS Ship after a faggot is acceptable.

*Why the does the GOP Wants to Ban Anti-Racist and Anti-Sexist Education?

Because they are racist and concealed faggots like Lyndsey Graham!

Jame's Fucking Daddy said...

The President is a fucking fascist and again the Democrats! This is proof.

. An Atlanta district attorney’s criminal investigation into election interference by Donald Trump and his allies is heating up.

The prosecutor, Fani Willis of Fulton County, is said to be moving toward convening a special grand jury. Willis opened her inquiry in February and her office has been consulting with the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol riot. But her progress has been slowed in part by the delays in the panel’s fact gathering.

Her inquiry is seen by legal experts as potentially perilous for the former president. In January, Trump asked Georgia’s secretary of state to reverse the state’s election result.

Separately, the F.B.I. searched the home of the Project Veritas’s founder as part of a continuing inquiry into the theft of a diary from President Biden’s daughter.


James's Fucking Daddy said...

Aaron Ginn

VIDEO
https://twitter.com/aginnt/status/1454566560429916162

"I know some people seem to not want to give up on the wonderful pandemic, but you know what? It's over...You shouldn't have to wear masks...vaxx, mask, pick one! You can't make me mask if I've had the vaxx... the red states are a joy and the blue states are a pain in the ass."


Maher talking to a Democrat senator and Atlantic "journalist"

even they recognize Covid is over

and now we have therapeutics and "horse dewormer"

What else do we need

other than jab-4, jab-5 etc

looks like alky needs some of that dewormer

They've gotten upstairs

ROFLMFAO !!!

James's Fucking Daddy said...

Scott Adams
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1457336681191772167

The Trump administration is largely defined by three great hoaxes:

Russia Collusion Hoax
Fine People Hoax
Drinking Bleach Hoax

I'll bet 100% of Democrats still believe at least one of the hoaxes even today. Watch the comments for "But...but...that really happened!"

I should have added Jan 6th.



_____________________________

Nailed it.

And alky still swears by all 4.

as well as all the others

must be the worms

Jesus Trump said...

Thankfully, woke scholars have done just that! Here are the newly updated "woke" 10 Commandments. They worship their new Jesus.

1) Thou shalt have no other Gods before the all-powerful State (duh!)

2) Thou shalt not make for yourself any graven image (unless it's a giant bronze BLM raised fist you bow down to every morning) 

3) Thou shalt not take the name of your Lord God in vain (unless you're reminding everyone that Jesus was actually a Socialist revolutionary) 

4) Remember Pride Month, and keep it holy

5) Honor your father and your mother (unless they are evil MAGA racists. In that case, you should cancel them.)

6) Thou shalt not kill (Unless you're killing a fascist by beating them over the head with a "tolerance" sign) 

7) Thou shalt not commit adultery (unless it's consensual)

8) Thou shalt not steal (unless you're looting a Nike shoe store for justice) 

9) Thou shalt not bear false witness (unless you're living your truth!) 

10) Thou shalt not covet (unless you are coveting the possessions of a rich white oppressor. Then, it's totally ok) 

I am the second coming of Jesus.

Fake News Detective said...

Dan Rather a deep state conspiracists from history shows how much he hates America!

Many people alive today were alive when Jim Crow was in full force. And when these same people were born, former slaves were still alive. We are not that far removed from this history. It is the truth, and it should be taught.

If they teach CRT they will start demonstrating and again destroying the 45th President who actually won!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The outcome of the election in Virginia indicates that the Democratic candidates are in danger.

Glenn Youngkin, the victorious Republican candidate in Virginia, used education as a culture-war wedge issue, but he also emphasized the economy, claiming that Virginia was lagging other states in recovering from the pandemic and contending that Democratic rule is throttling job growth. (Surprise, surprise: many of his claims were exaggerated.) In New Jersey, the G.O.P. gubernatorial candidate Jack Ciattarelli, who almost pulled off a shock victory, made the economy and taxes the central issue of his campaign, depicting his opponent, Phil Murphy, as an out-of-touch liberal whose big-spending policies were driving businesses from the state.

At the national level, too, there is evidence that concerns about the economy are hurting Biden and the Democrats. In an NBC News survey released last weekend, the President’s approval rating on handling the economy was at forty per cent, down from fifty-two per cent in April. Asked which party would do a better job handling the economy, the respondents to the poll gave the G.O.P. an eighteen-point advantage over the Democrats. This was the Republicans’ biggest lead in thirty years on this question from this pollster.

Those are alarming findings for the White House, and they suggest that concerns about rising inflation, higher gas prices, and a slower-than-expected economic rebound from the pandemic are having a political impact. But it’s also important to interpret the public-opinion survey carefully, because it reveals an interesting paradox. A couple weeks ago, pollsters from the Associated Press/norc asked voters how the national economy was doing. Roughly two-thirds of them said it was “poor,” and roughly one-third said it was “good.” But, when the same pollsters asked people about the financial situation in their own households, the results flipped. Roughly two-thirds of the respondents to the latter question said their financial situation was “good,” and one-third said it was “poor.”

The answers to the question on household finances were consistent with government figures showing that personal disposable income—roughly speaking, the sum of the income that American households have available to spend—has held up surprisingly well during the pandemic. In February, 2020, it stood at $15.1 trillion; in September of this year, it was $15.3 trillion. To be sure, these figures (which are adjusted for inflation) apply to the entire economy, and they disguise a great deal of financial hardship among some groups. But the figures also show that the two mammoth pandemic-relief bills which Congress passed in March of 2020 and March of 2021 worked as designed. By distributing cash payments to individual households, paying businesses to keep workers on their payrolls, and expanding unemployment benefits, the legislation prevented a disastrous collapse in spending power, which would have plunged the economy into a depression.

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A candidate like him and George W Bush will get the White House and Senate majority and the House of representatives.

The Democratic party should do anything they can to get the Orange Monster to win the nomination, because they will keep the White House and maybe both houses..

Because Biden has gotten us out of the economic crisis in just a few months!


Caliphate4vr said...

GO OUTSIDE YOU PATHETIC OBSESSED OLD MAN