Sunday, April 10, 2022

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Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Early Sunday Funniest attempted coup in history.


Trump Jr. Pushed Meadows to Overturn Election as Votes Were Counted, Texts Show

"This is as explicit as it gets," said one observer.



Text messages obtained by the House select committee that is investigating the January 6, 2021 insurrection revealed that people in former President Donald Trump's closest circle—specifically his son, Donald Trump Jr.—were strategizing before the votes were even counted how they could overturn the results of the 2020 election and make sure Trump served a second term.

As CNN reported late Friday, Trump Jr. texted former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows on November 5, 2020—just two days after the election and before President Joe Biden was announced the winner—to urge White House officials to use "operational control" to ensure a Trump victory regardless of the results.

"POTUS must start 2nd term now," Trump Jr. told Meadows.

He then suggested that Republican-controlled state legislatures in Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Wisconsin, and Michigan "step in" and put forward "Trump electors."

"This is as explicit as it gets," tweeted Yale University philosophy professor Jason Stanley.

The former president's son also suggested that the U.S. House could vote for president by state party delegation if neither Trump nor Biden got enough electoral votes to be declared the winner, with each state getting one vote.

"Jr. was all in on the coup and demanding misuse of the government to investigate Trump's enemies."

"We either have a vote WE control and WE win OR it gets kicked to Congress 6 January 2021," said Trump Jr.

His final suggestion was having the White House dismiss FBI Director Christopher Wray, who angered Trump and his allies by not releasing information that they believed would be harmful to the former president's rivals.

"Fire Wray," the president's son told Meadows, adding that former acting Director of National Intelligence Richard Grenell should replace him.

Later that same day, Grenell announced that he was joining Trump campaign officials in filing a lawsuit to "stop the counting of illegal votes."

"Jr. was all in on the coup and demanding misuse of the government to investigate Trump's enemies," said New Yorker staff writer Susan Glasser.

Trump Jr.'s text messages were revealed less than two weeks after a federal judge found that the former president and his lawyer likely committed a felony in their efforts to overturn the election by filing dozens of lawsuits and demanding vote recounts—which took place in several states and never unveiled any irregularities that would have changed the outcome of the vote.

Rrb! last month, U.S. District Court Judge David Carter found the Trump campaign's strategy after the election was "a coup in search of a legal theory."

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...


RBG returns from the grave to joke about Ted Cruz with KBJ on 'Saturday Night Live'

Bob Brigham

April 09, 2022

Deceased former Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was among a number of trailblazing Americans who returned from the dead to give advice to Ketanji Brown Jackson on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."

The skit started with President Joe Biden talking with Jackson in the Oval Office.

"I was happy to do my part," Jackson said. "Work twice as hard as a white man my entire life, then spend a week listening to Ted Cruz call me a pedophile."

Biden left her alone in the Oval Office, suggesting she imagine the people who came before her. And Ruth Bader Ginsburg appeared.

"I know your confirmation process put you through the ringer, but in the end, you know, people did the right thing. I mean, I was confirmed to the Senate 96-3," she said. "So what was your vote?"

"53-47," Jackson said.

"Whoa," Ginsburg replied.

"Yeah, a lot walked out and one guy kept asking me if babies are racist?" Jackson said.

"Ted Cruz?" Ginsburg asked.

"You know it was," Jackson replied.

Also making an appearance were former Justice Thurgood Marshall, abolitionist leader Harriet Tubman, and baseball great Jackie Robinson.

Watch:


https://youtu.be/A_qQwXRjqQ8


Indy Voter said...

Not to be too picky, but both of my grandmothers were born during the first Cleveland Administration.