Sunday, April 19, 2020

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36 comments:

anonymous said...

The stable genius and his lackey don't know shit about America.....wonder how many of the 50% of americans have already wiped out their cash savings and are now in food lines.....the slurpers will gulp and swallow another load!!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/04/17/americans-dont-need-lesson-financial-literacy-trump-administration-does/

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By
Helaine Olen
Opinion writer
April 17, 2020 at 6:08 p.m. EDT
Earlier this week, a video of Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin speaking on “Face the Nation” late last month began making the rounds. Mnuchin seemed to imply that the government’s current financial support system — the temporary boost to unemployment benefits, the small business lending program and the $1,200 stimulus check — would be enough to tide American families over until the coronavirus pandemic crisis passed.
This is all ludicrously, offensively inaccurate. But lucky for us, April is Financial Literacy Month. It’s the perfect opportunity to teach Mnuchin — and the rest of the Trump administration — a few realities about the finances of everyday Americans.
Full coverage of the coronavirus pandemic

There are at least 22 million people who lost their jobs within the past month — and that’s what we know of. Antiquated state unemployment systems cannot keep up with the demand. And despite the fact that gig workers are supposed to be covered — for the first time ever — the Trump administration’s Labor Department is attempting to issue regulations to get around that directive. “We want workers to have work, not to become dependent on the unemployment system,” Labor Secretary Eugene Scalia and Small Business Administration head Jovita Carranza wrote in an op-ed published by Fox Business (where else?) this week.

Commonsense said...

Open up the economy. People would rather have a job than a hand out.

Commonsense said...

Love the rant of the Bernie girl who gave her tuition to Sanders. That would be so typical.

Anonymous said...

Classic

Anonymous said...

Suddenly the Leftist are "Pro-Life".
James said the loss of even one life is too many.

anonymous said...

Any one care that trump will not only be the guy in charge of #1 deaths, #1 cases and now the record deficit evah!!!!! Will make Obama's stimulus look like a drop in the bucket!!!!! So much for conservative in the WH!!!!

anonymous said...

People would rather have a job than a hand out.


Projecting again asshole????

anonymous said...

Hey goat fucker......you are the one who is not pro life advocating the death penalty and not caring about the virus....But worry about a 4 cell mass in a uterus as being life......BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Anonymous said...

To be clear you want the life of a baby rapist murder to continue.

Anonymous said...

"Protests have taken place across the U.S. the past week and on Saturday, with residents in several states calling for an end to respective stay-at-home orders."

From sea to shinning sea.

Commonsense said...

4 cell mass

Well it's not a 4 cell mass, it is a unique human being with it's own unique DNA. And to most mothers and fathers it is not a burden or a bother but the single most joyous moment in their lives.

Commonsense said...

The hypocrisy of the opinion writers employed by the Washington Post is something isn't it?

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

#FloridaMorons Trends on Twitter as Beaches Open
April 19, 2020 at 8:25 am EDT By Taegan Goddard

Washington Post:
“Local news aired photos and videos of Florida’s shoreline
dotted with people, closer than six feet apart,
spurring #FloridaMorons to trend on Twitter

after Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) gave the go-ahead for local beachfront governments to decide whether to reopen their beaches during a news briefing Friday.

“On the same day that Florida reported 58 deaths from the coronavirus — its highest daily toll since the pandemic began
— DeSantis told reporters that it’s essential that Floridians get exercise outdoors.”

Commonsense said...

πŸ–•

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Christian comment by Commonsense.

anonymous said...


4 cell mass

Well it's not a 4 cell mass,


That is your tenet and opinion asshole.....I've said numerous times to you that your cultist belief are yours and yours alone....DOn't try and shove that BS on any one else....especially me.....do you think your lying will change my mind???? BWAAAAAAAAA !!!! Practice what you preach where ever you want as long as it is in a crowd less than 10!!!!!

Commonsense said...

Well Denny don't shove your anti-life bullshit down my throat.

Commonsense said...

Christian comment by Commonsense.

Reverend you are not qualified to judge what is Christian and what isn't.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Most Americans More Concerned About Health Than Economy
April 19, 2020 at 9:17 am EDT By Taegan Goddard

A new Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll
finds 59% of American voters say they are more concerned that a relaxation of stay-at-home restrictions would lead to more COVID-19 deaths than they are that those restrictions will hurt the U.S. economy.

“But while strong majorities of Democrats and independents are more worried about the coronavirus than the economy, Republicans are divided on the question, with almost half of them more concerned about how the restrictions could affect the economy.”

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Evem Republicans are divided on this. They must not ALL worship Trump then.

Myballs said...

The worst house speaker in history is on fox news Sunday giving the President a grade of F for everything. It's amazing hoe much he's been able to accomplish in spite of her willingness to hurt the country Just to oppose Trump.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Let the record show that Commonsense regards πŸ–• as a Christian comment.

Anonymous said...

"Reverend you are not qualified to judge what is Christian and what isn't." CS

Correct

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Most Americans More Concerned About Health Than Economy
April 19, 2020 at 9:17 am EDT By Taegan Goddard

A new Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll
finds 59% of American voters say they are more concerned that a relaxation of stay-at-home restrictions would lead to more COVID-19 deaths
than they are that those restrictions will hurt the U.S. economy.

“But while strong majorities of Democrats and independents are more worried about the coronavirus than the economy, Republicans are divided on the question, with almost half of them more concerned about how the restrictions could affect the economy.”
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My, my. Even Republicans are divided on this. They must not ALL worship Trump then.

Anonymous said...

Reverend, help us.
You are Pro-life?
or
Pro-baby killing?

Anonymous said...

China Virus.
The two world the China apologist here can't say.

Myballs said...

There's a WSJ poll out saying more voters worry abOut health than reopening the economy. It's worth noting that not only is the pill of registered voters, which always favor democrat positions, but democrat pollster Peter Hart worked on the poll. So naturally it over weights dems.

Commonsense said...

Let the record show that Commonsense regards πŸ–• as a Christian comment.

I don't know or care whether it's a "Christian Comment" or not. (I don't think in those terms, nor does anybody other than a judgmental asshole), but it was certainly approbate to the asshole comment you posted.

By the way, on behalf of all Florida residents: πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

I thought WSJ tends conservative.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

I don't think Christian Floridians would approve.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Another Sunday funny:
Trump Approval 44%
Trump Disapproval 52%.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Not Goddard political_lire

January 30: The World Health Organization declares a global health emergency as coronavirus continues to spread.

January 31: The Senate holds a vote on whether to allow further witnesses and documents in the impeachment trial.

January 31: President Trump declares a national health emergency and imposes a ban on travel to and from China. Former Vice President Joe Biden calls Trump's decision "hysterical xenophobia and fear-mongering."

February 2: The first death from coronavirus outside China is reported in the Philippines.

February 3: House impeachment managers begin closing arguments, calling Trump a threat to national security

February 5 Chuck Schumer
“The premature travel ban to and from China by the current administration is just an excuse to further his ongoing war against immigrants. There must be a check and balance on these restrictions.”


interesting

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

The Washington Post
@washingtonpost

Fact Checker: Trump’s false claim that the WHO said the coronavirus was "not communicable


Benny
@bennyjohnson

They are really calling this claim False?

This is on @WHO’s Verified Twitter account:
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1251205221478551554


Obviously the Washington Post and it's "fact checkers" are FAKE NEWS

Commonsense said...

AM
Blogger James said...
I don't think Christian Floridians would approve.


Well James they wouldn't approve of you. A pastor who blesses baby killers.

Commonsense said...

Obviously the Washington Post and it's "fact checkers" are FAKE NEWS

The worst part is that tweet was out there for a while and all it took was a cursory check to verify. That's just plain lazy or just journalist malpractice.

anonymous said...

The WHO stated they did not think it was communicable at that time.....Seems trump changed the words to suit his search to blame someone!!!!!!!!

Commonsense said...

Here you go numnuts:

Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in #Wuhan, #ChinaπŸ‡¨πŸ‡³.