Sunday, February 17, 2019

Sunday Funnies

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59 comments:

Commonsense said...

Good set this week.

anonymous said...

Anyone think Bezos called the asshole in chief and thanked him for his generous gift????? Now that would be hilarious...

Amazon will pay $0 in taxes on $11,200,000,000 in profit for 2018
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Amazon didn't pay federal income tax in 2018

While some people have received some surprise tax bills when filing their returns, corporations continue to avoid paying tax — thanks to a cocktail of tax credits, loopholes, and exemptions.

According to a report from the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy (ITEP), Amazon (AMZN) will pay nothing in federal income taxes for the second year in a row.

Thanks to the new Tax Cuts and Jobs Act (TCJA), Amazon’s federal tax responsibility is 21% (down from 35% in previous years). But with the help of tax breaks, according to corporate filings, Amazon won’t be paying a dime to Uncle Sam despite posting more than $11.2 billion in profits in 2018.

How is that possible?

“It’s hard to know exactly what they’re doing,” said Steve Wamhoff, ITEP’s Director of Federal Tax Policy. “In their public documents they don’t lay out their tax strategy. So it’s unclear exactly which breaks [the company is taking advantage of]. They vaguely say tax credits. One could think of many different ways a corporation could do this, like the depreciation breaks which were expanded under TCJA.”

Anonymous said...

So what?

Myballs said...

They paid zero in 2017, before the tax cuts. So its from something else.

Anonymous said...

Jane we are not afraid of Ozone Cortez .
We are very Happy she sucks on ever Mic put before her.

" the projects required by a Green New Deal will include “providing all people of the United States with … access to clean water, clean air, healthy and affordable food, and nature.”

US Dairy Association .

anonymous said...

. So its from something else.

BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Myballs said...

Zero taxes before tax act.

We don't call you dopie for nothing

BWWAAAHHHAAAAA

anonymous said...

KD said...
Jane we are not afraid of Ozone Cortez .`

BWAAAAAAA!!!! That's why all the extremists are dissing everything she says.....yeah sure!!!

Zero balls posted the following gibberish...

. So its from something else.
Zero taxes before tax act.

And that is your learned analysis asshole????

Nothing from nothing personifies your intellect....I don't call you stupid for nothing....LOLOLOLO

Myballs said...

No its not analysis. Its a statement of fact.

Stupid dopie dumbass.

James said...

THIS IS BETTER THAN ALL THOSE CARTOONS

Tic toc by Bloomberg

I've been wondering why all of you are scared to death of this very young woman.


now I know --- https://twitter.com/tictoc/status/1096798897559793664

Commonsense said...

Oh look the kook James is shilling for Goodard again.

Guest you to do something if no one wants hire you as a pastor.

Anonymous said...

Jane is a milktoast boy but loves Ozone Cortez for her open raging Socialism.

Afraid, nope, delighted.

James, Alky and Denise are eating beef and dairy products. Will you be stopping your consumption of those products?

Anonymous said...

Jane pumps his cult web page, Goddard are other Hate American sites.

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Anonymous said...

James, spams
Alky, spams

And then runs away, tail tucked.

Anonymous said...

Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack

By Ryan Young, Brad Parks and Dakin Andone, CNN 

Updated 1:58 AM EST, Sun February 17, 2019

anonymous said...

No its not analysis. Its a statement of fact.

What fact is that other than you are a clueless trump fellator????? Yeah....its no wonder why you like trump....too stupid for your own thinking....BWAAAAAAAAA

Commonsense said...

Dennis you seem obsess with sucking men's dicks. Psychologists call that projection.

Anonymous said...



Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack


finally...

confirming what the rest of us suspected to be true 5 minutes after it happened.

next he'll be telling us that the person who waited on him at the subway shop wrote the 'n' word on his receipt.



caliphate4vr said...

Here ya go, fatty

Amazon, the e-commerce giant helmed by the world’s richest man, paid no federal taxes on profit of $11.2 billion last year, according to an analysis of the company’s corporate filings by the Institute for Taxation and Economic Policy (ITEP), a progressive think tank.

Thanks to a variety of tax credits and a significant tax break available on pay handed out in the form of company stock, Amazon actually received a federal tax rebate of $129 million last year, giving it an effective federal tax rate of roughly -1 percent.

It is the second year in a row the company has enjoyed a negative federal tax rate on a multibillion dollar profit. That would place the company’s effective federal tax rate below the rate paid by the poorest 20 percent of American households, which had an effective federal tax rate of 1.5 percent in 2015, according to the Tax Policy Center.

anonymous said...


Dennis you seem obsess with sucking men's dicks.

Seems to me you enjoy talking about it, Mc Pea brain.....idot

Anonymous said...

Denise, is into animals .
Always talking about them.
Perv.

Commonsense said...

Now I know you're projecting Dennis.

Anonymous said...

Is "Coonman" still in office?

Commonsense said...

No wonder Amazon loved Obama.

Anonymous said...

CS, you trapped ODopie. Again.

He is the blogs Charlie Brown

Anonymous said...



geniuses like the alky told us this would never happen once we started letting the mentally ill use the ladies room -

A mother has blasted the sentence given to a sex offender who attacked her 10-year-old daughter in a supermarket toilet.

The woman – who cannot be named to protect the identity of her child – voiced fury that Katie Dolatowski had been freed to serve her sentence in the community.

Dolatowski, 18, sexually assaulted the girl in the toilets of Morrisons, Kirkcaldy.

She grabbed the terrified youngster by the face, shoved her into the cubicle and ordered her to remove her trousers.

But instead of being jailed at Kirkcaldy Sheriff Court, Dolatowski, who identifies as a woman but was believed by her victim’s family to be a man, was given community payback and tagging orders.

The mum felt “very, very let down” and said: “I don’t have any confidence whatsoever that he will not go out and do something equally as bad or worse.”


https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/819644/mum-of-supermarket-toilet-sex-assault-victim-warns-freed-attacker-could-strike-again/

Anonymous said...

Jane, please come back.

Ozone Cortez
living wage, an economic and ecological future” are “not up for negotiation.”

What is the dollar amount per year of her living wage and who gets to pay for It?

Anonymous said...

Thanks to a variety of tax credits and a significant tax break available on pay handed out in the form of company stock, Amazon actually received a federal tax rebate of $129 million last year, giving it an effective federal tax rate of roughly -1 percent.


and the obvious "solution" to "fix" this "problem" is to raise marginal income tax rates to 70% and to seize wealth from the wealthy.

then we can tell people that we "did something" and we can all feel better about ourselves.




anonymous said...

What is the dollar amount per year of her living wage and who gets to pay for It?

And what gives you the right to live, breath and be a leech to society having no job.......idiot..

anonymous said...


Now I know you're projecting

Projecting what....projecting what a mentally inept idiot you are......works for me....BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

anonymous said...

aliphate4vr said...
Here ya go, fatty


What does that prove other than you are a fucking loser who thinks trump tax plan is helping him.....My original point is obviously lost on your lack of ability to think....nothing new there....Trump the idiot has probably had the same tax bill the last few years....think that is fair assholes/??????

caliphare4vr said...

Fatty wrong as always and can’t admit it.

LMAO

Anonymous said...


Why Trump will win the wall fight

Congress has yielded more and more power to the executive branch over decades. In many areas, it has reduced the legislative branch to a mere pedestrian in government, leaving real governing decisions to a kind of “fourth branch” of federal agencies. For their part, presidents have thus become more and more bold in circumventing Congress. When Obama gave a State of the Union proclaiming his intention to bypass Congress after it failed to pass immigration reform, Democrats applauded loudly.

Many of them, like Pelosi, denounce this unilateral action by Trump yet ecstatically supported the unilateral actions by Obama, including his funding of some critical parts of the Affordable Care Act after Congress denied any funds. Democrats insist Trump can be challenged on his use of emergency authority since they do not believe an emergency exists on the southern border. They will fail spectacularly if the case gets to the Supreme Court. While the source of funding can be challenged, there is no compelling basis to challenge the national emergency declaration.


https://thehill.com/opinion/judiciary/430335-why-trump-will-win-the-wall-fight

Anonymous said...



Trump the idiot has probably had the same tax bill the last few years....think that is fair assholes/??????


dumb fuck,

the tax code is not and never has been about fairness. it has always only ever been about what is legal.

don't hate the player, hate the game.

if only you possessed the level of intelligence required to understand this most fundamental concept.

people who know history acknowledge that the fabled 90% tax rates under eisenhower existed at a time when there were so many loopholes, no one paid 90%.

unless they were a moron like you.

Anonymous said...

What is the dollar amount per year of her living wage and who gets to pay for It?

Opie failed.
Up to Jane and Alky to defend ozone Cortez .

anonymous said...


Opie failed.
Up to Jane and Alky to defend ozone Cortez .

Failed what goat fucker....to acknowledge you are the dumbest fuck in Kansas??????

BWAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Too funny, lost in space again....

anonymous said...

the tax code is not and never has been about fairness

Who claimed that or what does that have to do with donnie paying no taxes???? I guess you think that is Okay as you get to foot donnie's bill.....perfect for idiots like you!!!!! Keep slurping...!!! Wanna try again numb nutz....you last that round.....LOLOLOL

Anonymous said...



Who claimed that or what does that have to do with donnie paying no taxes????

you -

Trump the idiot has probably had the same tax bill the last few years....think that is fair assholes/??????

Anonymous said...

Denise defeated again by his own posts.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

There is no national emergency, and there is no invasion. He is determined to restrict entry into the United States, even for those individuals and families fleeing violence and persecution.

Commonsense said...

There is no national emergency, and there is no invasion.

Anonymous said...

There is no national emergency, and there is no invasion.

if only you possessed the courage to say that directly to the face of an angel parent.

fortunately for all of us, neither you nor the fake news stenographers that make up the media have a say in this.

He is determined to restrict entry into the United States, even for those individuals and families fleeing violence and persecution.

good.

as is his right and his constitutional duty to us as our president.

we're a sovereign nation. at least for now.

here's a thought - instead of importing your votes from third world shitholes full of violence and despair, how about convincing a majority of Americans to vote for your imbecilic policies.

no person on this earth possesses an inherent right to import their violence and persecution to our country, even though many of them have, and you support the effort.

thanks to MS-13, Long Island has become a killing field. that's a relatively new phenomenon. and one that is met with your approval and suits your politics since it nets you new votes.

cowardly king obama said...

ROFLMFAO !!!

cowardly king obama said...

at link from commonsense...

James said...

she scares you to death.

here's why

https://twitter.com/tictoc/status/1096798897559793664

Jordan Rachel said...


‏@TheJordanRachel

What Pelosi and other Democrats are saying right now is: if you don’t allow unvetted immigrants to illegally enter America, we will take away your guns.

Feisty ☀️ Floridian ‏ said...


@Feisty_FL

I’m old enough to remember when a white disabled Trump supporter was tortured in Chicago. That was a real hate crime, not a hoax. #JussieSmollettHoax

Sean Davis said...


‏@seanmdav

News media hopped from the laughable Steele dossier, to CNN’s bogus Don Jr. emails scoop, to BuzzFeed’s bogus Michael Cohen scoop, to the vile Covington smears, to the obvious Jussie Smollett hoax, and yet journos wonder why people say “Learn to code” when they finally get fired.

__________________________________

The left survives on FAKE NEWS

TIMENOUT said...


@TIMENOUT

HAS @fox5ny FIRED HIM YET? IF HE WERE A REPUBLICAN THE MEDIA WOULD BE DOING THE BACKSTROKE WITH THIS! Report: Chicago Police Believe Jussie Smollett Paid Two Men to Stage Attack

_______________________________

and he couldn't even find white men to play the part....

Anonymous said...


Illegals committing crimes:

http://www.illegalaliencrimereport.com/

Sickening and indefensible.

Anonymous said...

Previously Deported Illegal Alien Repeatedly Raped 12-Year-Old Girl

Illegal Aliens Busted With $120K Worth Of Meth And Heroin In Florida

Armed Illegal Alien Drug Trafficker Given Bond, Released In N.C. ‘Sanctuary County’

Illegal Alien Granted ‘Temporary Protected Status’ Murdered Man In Pennsylvania

etc.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Sen. Kamala Harris (Calif.) is off to the fastest start among Democrats who have already entered the 2020 presidential race, say party strategists and donors closely following the contest's early stages.

Harris has trailed former Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) in a few polls, including a Monmouth University survey released earlier this month.

But she has surged ahead of the other contenders who are actually in the race - including Democratic Sens. Elizabeth Warren (Mass), Cory Booker (N.J.), Amy Klobuchar (Minn.) and Kirsten Gillibrand (N.Y.).

And in Iowa, an Emerson College poll shows her only behind Biden among caucusgoers.

cowardly king obama said...


Kamala Harris: Attack on Jussie Smollett was ‘modern day lynching’

Democratic presidential contender Kamala Harris ripped the brutal attack on “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett in Chicago, where cops said the assault was possibly a hate crime.

“@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery,” the California senator wrote on Twitter.

“This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.”

She still has not corrected her statement or condemned Smollet

cowardly king obama said...


She did have time to go clothes shopping with CNN and CBS reporters covering her.

Anonymous said...

Shopping,, lol, what for a new who're outfit.

anonymous said...

, lol, what for a new who're outfit.

With so little good news for the idiot right.....lets pick on somebody getting covered buying clothes....sure seems like free press to me, something donnie did with wild abandon.....fucking idiots.... BTW.....65% of Americans think the trump emergency is bullshit....LOLOLOOL Maybe those great polls that were sneaking upward are going to head south again....!!!!

caliphaye4vr said...

I...don’t...make...any...fucking...

A...lifetime...of...paint...chips...marijuana...and...morbid...obesity...have...taken...their...toll...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

anonymous said...


A...lifetime...of...paint...chips...marijuana...and...morbid...obesity...have...taken...their...toll...

The big moronic pusillanimous loser again shows us all why I think living in a condo selling insurance....can't afford a lake house or insurance for his kids thinks he is a winner BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!! Keep dreaming loser...that is all you are.....!!!!