Sunday, July 7, 2019

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80 comments:

Commonsense said...

That's exactly how the American revolution started.

Anonymous said...

MyballsJuly 6, 2019 at 10:18 PM

Roger embarrasses himself every time he tries to discuss economics."

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

History did not record the planes that flew during the Revolutionary War because they flew under the radar and went undetected.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The Fear Factor: Conservatives Are More Sensitive to Threat

Science has shown that the conservative brain has an exaggerated fear response when faced with stimuli that may be perceived as threatening. A 2008 study in the journal Science found that conservatives have a stronger physiological reaction to startling noises and graphic images compared to liberals. A brain-imaging study published in Current Biology revealed that those who lean right politically tend to have a larger amygdala — a structure that is electrically active during states of fear and anxiety. And a 2014 fMRI study found that it is possible to predict whether someone is a liberal or conservative simply by looking at their brain activity while they view threatening or disgusting images, such as mutilated bodies. Specifically, the brains of self-identified conservatives generated more activity overall in response to the disturbing images.

These brain responses are automatic and not influenced by logic or reason. As long as Trump continues to portray Muslims and Hispanic immigrants as imminent threats, many conservative brains will involuntarily light up like light bulbs being controlled by a switch. Fear keeps his followers energized and focused on safety. And when you think you’ve found your protector, you become less concerned with offensive and divisive remarks.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

History did not record the planes that flew during the Revolutionary War because they flew under the radar and went undetected.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Who among us does not need a teleprompter to remember that air travel didn’t exist in the 18th century

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Remember to load your own musket before attempting to assist other passengers with theirs.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Based upon emperor tiny hand's speech, I'm guessing George Washington took Air Horse One

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

"Tanks in the capital and refugees in concentration camps.

There’s a word for this, and it’s not democracy."

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Congratulations, Mr. Trump — you’ve gone where other U.S. presidents would not. In paying a friendly visit to the giant gulag that is the North Korea, you’ve taken another step toward legitimizing the Kim regime. In doing so, my chances of returning alive and free to that land have declined again.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Dearest, the battle for gate C4 was hard fought, but we prevailed. Alas, we ran out of ammunition, and had to lob our stores of Cinnabons at them. The sacrifices of war try our souls.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Dearest Martha, please find enclosed a tracking number for my lost luggage at Philadelphia. It shall arrive to Mount Vernon via carriage in 21-25 days. Also enclosed is a receipt for the cost of parking my horse at Dulles for the weekend.

Anonymous said...


here's your stolen link alky.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201612/fear-and-anxiety-drive-conservatives-political-attitudes

and this would be the same 'psychology today' rag that published a column condemning straight people as discriminatory for not wanting to date trannies.

good one alky.

now, back to your regularly scheduled alky spamming, already in progress.



Commonsense said...

It's interesting that thousands of people risk life and limb to make a dangerous 1200 mile journey through desert just to voluntarily go into a concentration camp.

You'd think they would be looking for a better life.

Commonsense said...

you’ve taken another step toward legitimizing the Kim regime. In doing so, my chances of returning alive and free to that land

Kim Jong Um, future recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Anonymous said...



I escaped from North Korea — Trump just reduced my chances of returning alive and free


https://thehill.com/opinion/international/451717-i-escaped-from-north-korea-trump-just-reduced-my-chances-of-returning

Anonymous said...



Kim Jong Um, future recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.


indeed.

if liberals can bestow the prize upon a terrorist like arafat, why not kim?

liberals love murderous dictators.

Commonsense said...

Roger: "I'll take revolutionary war airports for 100 Alex".

Commonsense said...

I escaped from North Korea — Trump just reduced my chances of returning alive and free

So she doesn't get that her chances of returning alive and free to North Korea was alway zero and nil?

Did she expect the US to risk regional nuclear war to overturn the regime just for her?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

"One if by sea, Two if by land and Three if by AIR"

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Apparently we took La Guardia Airport from the Brits in 1776 and have been trying to give it back for 243 years.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Dear @realDonaldTrump, It just occurred to me that you & my great, great, great grandpappy were on the same flight in 1812. The family stories of the emergency landing during the red flare are absolutely riveting. Just curious, what time do you start sundowning?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

My dear Frederick, They continue to hold us prisoner. All we have been given to eat are small portions of miniature pretzels, and no ale or mead. They torture us with stories of some mythical being called a “beverage cart,” yet it does not appear.

Herman Cain said...

‏@THEHermanCain

Trump banned billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein from Mar-a-Lago. Bill Clinton was a regular passenger on his creepy plane and has been accused of visiting his island. ...And MSNBC doesn't let that slide.

A break from TDS 24/7 to talk about real air travel and things that matter...

Nick Short said...

@PoliticalShort

Jeffrey E. Epstein, a Democrat pedophile & billionaire financier long accused of molesting dozens of girls, was arrested on Saturday and charged with sex trafficking by federal prosecutors.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Pence was called back to ride out and sound the alarm in case the Red Coats tried to take back the Airports !

Anonymous said...



So she doesn't get that her chances of returning alive and free to North Korea was alway zero and nil?

Did she expect the US to risk regional nuclear war to overturn the regime just for her?



like the alky, she's an imbecile. we're talking about someone with an intellect so fragile they're triggered by a tweet or a hat, and equate the betsy ross flag with the swastika.

someone so juvenile, they're utterly fascinated by trump's slip of the tongue, yet would recoil in horror at an 0linsky gaffe tape that could run for over an hour if one would take the time to compile it.

mail order left for a reason.

Tim Young said...

@TimRunsHisMouth

Can't wait to see when Starbucks will take a day off for sensitivity training toward police officers... #DumpStarbucks

Maybe just forward all 9-1-1 calls to Starbucks ?

Anonymous said...



the alky has been reduced to stealing comments from a yahoo story:

GLJM21 hours ago
Pence was called back to ride out and sound the alarm in case the Red Coats tried to take back the Airports !

ReplyReplies (65)1,202112


https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-very-interesting-problem-apos-155925608.html?bcmt=1



CC said...

@ChatByCC

WTH IS WRONG WITH THEM

Good=women’s march
Bad=Salute to America

Good=illegal aliens
Bad=American Citizens

Good=antifa riots
Bad=Trump rallies

Good=Kaepernick
Bad=Betsy Ross

Good=infanticide
Bad=guns

Good=Nike
Bad=Chick-fil-A

Good=pussy caps
Bad=MAGA hats

#TRUMP2020 #KAG

Linda Simmons. said...

‏@Lindalu827

Interesting that while the rest of the country is enjoying a booming economy, unemployment at an all-time low, more jobs available than those seeking jobs, greatest reduction of those below the poverty line, LOWER GAS PRICES, etc., the state with the greatest amount of income

https://twitter.com/Lindalu827/status/1146618544253263877


California... leads the nation in mental health issues and TDS

Anonymous said...



California... leads the nation in mental health issues and TDS

and homelessness.

25% of the nation's homeless are in mexifornia.

and.. #1 in poverty, & last in public education, with cities that have banned plastic straws while it's streets are littered with plastic syringes and human shit.



Anonymous said...

CHT , the thing is, we laugh at Our mistakes and those we vote for.
The fragile Socialist Democrats , can't.

Anonymous said...

CA leads all other 56 US States in the number of humans thinking it is ok to shit on a public street/sidewalk.

There is an App for that.

Commonsense said...

Rogers first revolutionary airport jokes were amusing, now they are just tiresome.

He never knows when to let up.

cowardly king obama said...

Commonsense said...
Rogers first revolutionary airport jokes were amusing, now they are just tiresome.


I have a feeling Trump would have just tweeted one out just to get heads exploding, but will wait to do that sort of stuff until his second term.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

"I’ve known Jeff for 15 years,” Trump told New York magazine in 2002, calling Epstein a “terrific guy,” and “a lot of fun to be with.”“It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who? Epstein? I don't know him. Maybe we met one time but I personally don't know him. We have never spoken.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Trump said he would "drain the swamp". He didnt say the drain would be installed directly over the White House.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

July 7th is President Jimmy Carter and his lovely bride Rosalynn's 73rd wedding anniversary! Seventy-three years!!

The former President and First Lady married on July 7, 1946. Jimmy Carter was 21, and Eleanor Rosalynn Smith was 18.

anonymous said...

Should be part of Lil Scotty Yuk Yuks....


https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/07/07/white-house-issues-an-urgent-climate-directive/?utm_term=.2a7977b6f30b

anonymous said...

Looks good for the women folks in France...Up 2 zip with about 10 minutes.....maybe trump will not invite them to the WH to avoid controversy !!!!!!

anonymous said...

Women Rule AGAIN!!!!! Now if men just keep out of their junk and bodies, we'd all be Better off!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Epstein, assembled a team of private investigators to dig up dirt on the girls who accused him and the police and prosecutors working the case. Then he and his team of powerful lawyers — including Alan Dershowitz and Kenneth Starr

If he is put into the general population of the federal prison, he will get raped and murdered within months.

"I’ve known Jeff for 15 years,” Trump told New York magazine in 2002, calling Epstein a “terrific guy,” and “a lot of fun to be with.”“It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

They just won the world cup.

They would boycott the President if he invites them.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

MEGAN RAPINOE IS GOD!!!!!
USA WINS FIFA WOMAN'S WORLD CUP 2019!!
#fucktRump

caliphate4vr said...

FIFA Official foosball table

caliphate4vr said...

Did that little purple headed boy score?

anonymous said...

FIFA Official foosball table


Only the simple minded think that is funny.....BWAAAAAA!!!! You dumb fuck....

cowardly king obama said...

Roger Amick said...
They just won the world cup.

They would boycott the President if he invites them.


At this point what difference would that make?

Raging TDS, out of control. At least you are not alone.

ROFLMFAO !!!

Jim Hoft said...

@gatewaypundit

Prosecutor in 2009 Epstein Case Said Donald Trump Was the ONLY ONE Who Helped Him @JoeHoft https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/07/prosecutor-in-2009-epstein-case-said-donald-trump-was-the-only-one-who-helped-him/ …

Maybe Hillary has some emails about this

Anonymous said...

Lol,


"caliphate4vrJuly 7, 2019 at 12:37 PM

Did that little purple headed boy score?"

Damn funny.

Notice how humorless the Three Socialist Stooges of CHT are , they never laugh at their own kind.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of funny stuff.
CNBC July 6, 2019
"KEY POINTS
Former V.P. Joe Biden
“Yes, I’d bring back the individual mandate,” says the 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful, arguing it would be popular now, “compared to what’s being offered.

”The Trump administration eliminated the individual mandate in 2017.

The former vice president also says he supports providing emergency health care for undocumented immigrants."

cowardly king obama said...


Poll: Trump's approval rating hits highest point of presidency

President Trump's approval rating has surged to the highest level of his presidency, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll.
The survey, which was released Sunday, found that 47 percent of registered voters approve of the job Trump is doing in the White House, a figure that represents a 5-point increase from April. Fifty percent of registered voters disapprove of Trump's performance as president.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/451858-poll-trumps-approval-rating-hits-highest-point-of-presidency
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Computer models expect TDS based posts to also surge up on raised anxiety levels from the left.

anonymous said...


At this point what difference would that make?


Just another point showing how being a prick asshole and president does not get you respect....Now that is hysterical!!!!!

Did that little purple headed boy score?"

Making little boys feel bigger than they are.Such a brave little man!!!!! BWAAAAA!!!! especially the little part.....BWAAAAAAA!!!....so sad the goat fucker thinks that is funny......

RockPrincess said...

‏@Rockprincess818

On July 17th Which brave democrat party warrior will ask their hero, Robert Mueller, why he cut a deal with child rapist and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein?

Anonymous said...

Lol@TheThreeSocialistStoogesofCHT

Anonymous said...

When do the 23 Dwarfs of the Socialist Democrat Party get into a public food fight?

John Cardillo said...

@johncardillo

“The case is being handled by the Public Corruption Unit of the Southern District of New York...”

This is a big deal. It implies criminal behavior by public officials in their handling of Epstein’s prior case or part and parcel to these new charges.


Maybe Mueller will want to cut a deal ???

Anonymous said...

I heard Commie Comey's Butterface Daughter is the Lead Prosecutor .

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Anonymous said...

Idiot Woke Socialist Starbucks VS.
The Thin Blue Line. My money is on my Fellow Leo's.
"
Tempe Officers Association@ToaAz

Don't appreciate @Starbucks asking our #Tempe cops to leave your establishment on the #4thofjuly2019. Several of those cops are #veterans who fought for this country! #ZeroRespect

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Anonymous said...

Why is California so Financially Broke?
There were no Deaths, no Serious injuries .

"California Governor Gavin Newsom requested a presidential emergency declaration for federal assistance after a 7.1 magnitude earthquake struck the state Friday."

What beggers.

Hillary Clinton said...

President Trump reaches highest approval rating of presidency in latest Washington Post/ABC News poll, but majority of American voters disagree with his handling of every major issue aside from the economy.

44% approval and 53% disapproval.

If he can make the election about the economy, he might actually win again.

But I doubt he will be able to do that anymore because he's such an asshole!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

We have to spend millions on verification of structural damage, they had to evacuate a hospital. Water lines and sewer systems. Luckily it didn't happen much closer to Los Angeles. A 7.1 is a big deal!

I think Trump has granted aid.

cowardly king obama said...

Hillary Clinton said...
President Trump reaches highest approval rating of presidency in latest Washington Post/ABC News poll, but majority of American voters disagree with his handling of every major issue aside from the economy.

44% approval and 53% disapproval


And when you drop out illegal aliens and the like and get to registered voters (not even likely voters) Trump is now at 47%-50%

and the trend is his friend

Anonymous said...

Roger is stuck in an endless loop of Stupid.
This was not much, according to USGA.

Yet, chicken little runs around with his head cut off.

"We have to spend millions on verification of structural damage, they had to evacuate a hospital. Water lines and sewer systems. Luckily it didn't happen much closer to Los Angeles. A 7.1 is a big deal!

I think Trump has granted aid."

Yes, Pres. Trump will give ever more tax dollars to the Financially broken CA.

Anonymous said...

USGA 7.1
"VII. Damage negligible in buildings of good design and construction; slight to moderate in well-built ordinary structures; considerable damage in poorly built or badly designed structures; some chimneys broken."

Alky never gets shit right.

Anonymous said...

The people are as Financially illiterate as their Government .

"States with the Highest Mortgage Debts

Washington, D.C. Although not a U.S state, The District of Columbia is the most expensive place to own a home, and its average residential mortgage debt, at a whopping $406,035, shows exactly why.California. ...Hawaii. ...Maryland. ...Massachusetts. ...Washington. ...New Jersey. ...
"

Of these States which ones is Run by Socialist Democrats?

anonymous said...

The goat fucker now thinks home ownership is a bad thing....


"States with the Highest Mortgage Debts


Yep. they also have the highest incomes to go with those debts.......asshole.

Anonymous said...

Lol@Dennis is like Alky, economic and Financial Retards.

Denny your statement is so ridiculous I had to bookmark it for repeated use against you.

I will grant you one correction. IF corrected today I will grant you forgiveness.

anonymous said...


Alky never gets shit right.


You dumb goat fucking idiot, as I said yesterday, the Northridge quake was 6.4, killed 54 and hurt 8800 while causing billions of dollars damage....7.1 as roger pointed out in LA would have been many times worse.....you really are a dumb fucking asshole and an old white yenta who know less than shit!!!!!!!

anonymous said...

us I had to bookmark it for repeated use against you


Like your cold air causes tornado's?????/ And cops don't join unions???? And coal is good????? And farmers will plant soy beans because fields are wet?????? BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

anonymous said...

The dumb goat fucking asshole posted....
Yes, Pres. Trump will give ever more tax dollars to the Financially broken CA.

And 35 billion to broken farmers who are losing their asses because of tariffs.....Suggest the following link for a reality check on what states are leaches and which are not.....Ca ranks 35th on the receiving end you dumb fucking jerk with no brains!!!!!
Once again shoving facts up your old white stupid ass.....!!!!!!

https://www.businessinsider.com/the-states-the-most-and-least-dependent-on-the-federal-government-2015-7

Anonymous said...

Lol@DumbDenise

Anonymous said...

2015 link. Omg Lol@Denny , bookmarked for further use.

anonymous said...

And prove it wrong goat fucker.....you are proof that assholes can fly!!!!


Kicking your ass with facts is too easy and enjoyable Use the google machine there are hundreds of entries on which states are leeches and which are not.....being the lazy fuck you are, you claim the article is too old to be useful....guess what....it is still correct!!!!!

cowardly king obama said...

hey lo iq

This is how your website describes its methodology:

The website considered each state based on four metrics: its citizens return on taxes paid to the federal government, the percentage of state revenue from federal funding, the number of federal employees per 1000 residents, and the number of civilian non-defense federal employees per 1000 residents.

How does your "study" allocate spending for things like interest on debt back to states or do they just ignore it? How about the state effects on the federal tax revenue for things like federal tax credit for itemized state income tax and other things like that?. High state-tax states are not actually paying their fair share of fed expenses and your "study" just ignores..

Is it correct that other major expenses such as Social Security and Medicare are huge and increasing but aren't sent to states and are left out of your "study"? (hint - yes, at least from what they explain)

Another major area of expense is defense of the country, how is this allocated back to states other than their crude explanation of federal payrolls? What state is charged when we fire a missile at someone? Or send a spaceship to Mars or research stem cells? Even fund the postage deficit? Looks like your study is ignoring a real complicated accounting.

What is the actual numerical data showing amounts accounted for rather than saying it's a "complicated process" so we can even check their numbers and methodology.

Is this "study" (and others) actually worth anything? Or just an attempt for political cover?

Should be a breeze for someone as smart as you.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Denny, ran out.

anonymous said...


This is how your website describes its methodology:


IOW's, you think it is wrong......PROVE IT!!!!! Your opinion is a valid as my thinking it is correct....and if you weren't as lazy as the goat fucker....those leech states hold up in other studies....ran out.....BWAAAAAAA!!!! Went to the movies.....asshole, my life unlike yours does not involve posting and being as stupid as you idiots.....

cowardly king obama said...


Who the fuck cares lo iq "anonymous" went to a movie ? Guess that was a highlight in your life that you are proud of and needed to share. Prove WHAT? I asked YOU some simple questions which I knew you wouldn't or couldn't answer, but I gave you a chance.

LOWEST IQ ON THE PLANET and easily led by the nose