Sunday, August 30, 2020

Sunday Funnies Part I












63 comments:

Facts and Thecoldheartedtruth said...

Fact check: Democratic Party did not found the KKK, did not start the Civil War

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/06/30/fact-check-democratic-party-did-not-found-kkk-start-civil-war/3253803001/

The first step toward Civil War Under Trump said...

1 fatally shot in Portland as pro-Trump supporters clash with counter-protesters

The First Step Toward Civil War Under Trump said...

Protests erupted in Portland and other cities across the United States following the May 25 death of George Floyd, an unarmed 46-year-old Black man who died in Minneapolis after a white police officer was filmed kneeling on his neck as three other officers watched.

Many of the recent demonstrations in Portland have ended in vandalism and violence. Hundreds of protesters have been arrested by authorities there since late May, according to The Associated Press.

In a speech at the Republican National Convention on Thursday, Trump invoked Portland as a "Democrat-run" plagued by "rioting, looting, arson, and violence."

Thecoldheartedtruth is the riots and deaths occurred under the Presidency of Donald Trump.

The First Step Toward Civil War Under Trump said...

TRUMP HAD HIS GOONS ATTACK LEGAL PROTESTERS IN PORTLAND OREGON.

According to the free press, the enemy of the country.

A Stupid Example of Trumpism said...

Why is Trump saying Biden’s America will be violent and unsafe when all of the images of violence in his ads are during his own administration’s watch.

Does he think Americans are all that stupid??

This blog is a clear example of stupidity

The First Step Toward Civil War Under Trump said...

Trump supporters are delusional cowards. They spread lies, hate, and fear to ignore his failures. There are no #BidenRiots it’s Trump’s failures and hate speech causing the division.

#Trumpriots.

anonymous said...

I AM DONALD TRUMP AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR TROUBLES!!!!!!

anonymous said...

Sad that the only thing for donnie and his supporters have left is stealing signs.....I keep seeing more reasons why the GOP needs to be banished to the shit hole of the world with assholes thinking property destruction is OK because donnie thinks it is!!!!!!!

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Jenna Johnson
August 29, 2020 at 2:03 p.m. EDT
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Across Pennsylvania — especially in rural communities — tens of thousands of yard signs supporting Joe Biden have popped up as his fans try to replicate how President Trump showed his growing support in the state when he was campaigning in 2016. And, just as quickly, some of those signs have been vanishing.
It usually happens in the dark of night, local Democrats say, but sometimes in daylight. Sometimes entire streets or neighborhoods are cleared. Pro-Biden Facebook groups have devoted long threads to strategies for deterring sign snatchers — one suggestion involves clear hair gel and pesky glitter, another electrifying the metal frame with a car battery.
While sign thefts are a problem every election year for candidates of both parties — and are an ongoing source of headaches for campaign staffers and party officials — some Democrats in Pennsylvania and several other states insist it’s worse for them this year and illustrates the emotional intensity of the coming election. While there are examples of Trump signs also disappearing, there hasn’t been the same level of public outcry.
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Campaign staffers frequently roll their eyes at the utility of campaign signs, preferring to spend their time and money on higher-tech sales pitches. But as the Trump campaign proved in 2016, signs can create a momentum for a candidate all on their own, persuading people that siding with a candidate, even a controversial one, is safe.
Now, with many people stuck at home amid a historic pandemic, yard signs have become a stand-in for other shows of support for a candidate, such as attending a rally or marching in a parade. When that symbol vanishes, it can feel like a violation.
“The political landscape is so divisive at this point that one side literally cannot tolerate seeing the opinion of anyone else,” said Erin Shifflett, whose two Biden signs, illuminated by spotlights, were stolen from her front yard in southwestern Pennsylvania. “Not only can they not tolerate it, but they’re compelled to dismantle anything that they don’t agree with.”


Shifflett, a 46-year-old English instructor and writer, moved home to Somerset County just after the 2016 election from Dallas. Her community is filled with Trump signs and a massive Trump billboard — so she was excited when her Biden signs, put up in late July, got some car honks and thumbs up. Then one night, she and her husband heard the neighbor’s dog barking.
Her husband went “tearing outside and was just within seconds of seeing them grab the signs, jump in the truck and then drive away,” she said.
It’s the first time she has had a campaign sign stolen — and she has put up signs for Democrats in Alabama and Texas. She plans to replace the stolen two with six new ones. Her car is now plastered with pro-Biden magnets, as is her husband’s car.

anonymous said...

Another sad example of the GOP acting like spoiled children and making examples of those who do not conform to the wishes of trump.....being expelled in public because you said something Ron did not like......probably cost lives but to the R's that is acceptable as long as I make money!!!!!!! Sick assholes

Things were looking pretty good in Florida on April 13, when Gov. Ron DeSantis and state officials held a press briefing in Tallahassee. A reluctant DeSantis had issued a lockdown two weeks before, but coronavirus infections were low, and he was eager to open the state back up again. In his presentation, the governor went through a number of slides, making over and over again the argument that Florida was doing well.

As he usually did, DeSantis made sure to point out that his state was definitely doing better than New York, which had been dealt a crushing blow by the pandemic. Thousands had died there. Only hundreds had died in Florida.

Sitting at the podium several feet from DeSantis was Scott Rivkees, who is both the state’s surgeon general and its health commissioner. Near the end of the meeting, Rivkees spoke up to offer a note of caution, telling Floridians that until a vaccine can be made available, they would have to continue adhering to social distancing guidelines, which both President Trump and DeSantis had consistently downplayed.

“As long as we are going to have COVID in the environment — and it is a tough virus — we are going to have to practice these measures so that we are all protected,” Rivkees said. There was nothing remotely controversial in this assertion. Yet it would prove the surgeon general’s undoing.

The governor’s communications director, Helen Aguirre Ferré, approached Rivkees at the podium and whispered into his ear. After she left, he remained seated but seemed confused. Ferré came up to him again, and this time the confusion was dispelled. Rivkees rose and left the briefing room.

About five minutes later, the briefing ended.

anonymous said...

Why do trump supporters think guns solve the problems in the US.....Another right wing group kills another and the righties here blame BLM.....you sick fucks....all of you!!!


Deadly Shooting in Portland After Pro-Trump Ralliers Clash With Protesters

A caravan of Trump supporters drove through Portland, Ore., which has seen nightly protests against police violence and racial injustice.
The man who was fatally shot was wearing a hat with the insignia of a far-right group based in Portland that has clashed with protesters in the past.

Commonsense said...

Denny applauding an ANTIFA thug murdering peaceful protesters.

anonymous said...

No goat fucker...a trump supporter started the violence!!!! .....why are you a dumb fuck 24/7?????? Do you have trouble with the printed word????? BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Walter Cronkite said...

Good old Law & Order scam gets trotted out. George Wallace tried it in 1968 to scare white people. Trump giving it a whirl 2020.

Commonsense said...

Democratic Party did not found the KKK, did not start the Civil War

Fact Check: False. All the states that succeeded and eventually formed the Confederacy were dominated by the Democrat party to the point that they were, in effect, states that were under one-party rule. In fact Abraham Lincoln wasn't even on the ballot in these states.

Make no mistake succession was the precipitating act of of the civil war. Without succession there would have been no civil war.

Nathen Bedford Forrest founded the KKK unlike Robert E. Lee Forrest was very much a Democrat politician. He lead Mississippi into succession before the civil war, fought the union during the civil war, and lead the resistance (sound familiar?) to federal authority after the Civil War. For the next 100 years the KKK was filled with exclusively Democrats, not other party was even close. They were, in effect, the thug wing of the Democrat party. If any person or movement in the south threaten their rule in a state, the KKK was called to take care of the problem.

And when the KKK became inconvenient to the Democrats, they drop them like a hot potato and started gaslighting about their history of supporting slavery and their intimate relations with the KKK.

Their racism anti-semitism has never left as their association with the nation of islam, the BDS movement, BLM, and ANTIFA proves.

In fact ANTIFA is the new thug wing of the Democrat party.

Commonsense said...

No goat fucker...a trump supporter started the violence!!!! ....

By peacefully protesting? Talk about blaming the victim.

Commonsense said...

Good old Law & Order scam gets trotted out. George Wallace tried it in 1968 to scare white people. Trump giving it a whirl 2020.

He doesn't need to try very hard, and it's more than white people who are scared. Every law abiding citizen and immigrant are scared of the violence and anarchy perpetuated by BLM and ANTIFA.

Commonsense said...

Good for Ron Desantis, if Rivkees wants to spread pandemic porn he can hold his own news conference.

Commonsense said...

“I am not sad that a f—ing fascist died tonight,” says a woman at the antifa gathering in downtown Portland. The crowd laughs and cheers. The ID of the deceased is not confirmed but he is believed to be a Trump & blue lives supporter. #PortlandRiots

Commonsense said...

Audio from Portland reveals Patriots are being hunted in the streets

Myballs said...

Even shields and Brooks are worried that dems have put themselves on the wrong side of law and order. Indy voters and suburban voters are moving to Trump because of all the violence and rioting being condoned by dems.

Anonymous said...

Roger, can you help Big "Mike"
" "I know that I am dealing with some form of low-grade depression. " Moochellee.

Myballs said...

If the mass exodus f4om NYC continues, NY could actually be in play. Most of 5be state votes Republican but we always get buried by NYC.

This is precisely why popular vote does not work for presidential elections. CA would dictate vtbe winner every time.

Anonymous said...

Suburban women flocking to Trump.
Seems they like thier home, neighborhood and Family safe.

anonymous said...

Suburban women flocking to Trump.

And flies are coming out your old white ass!!!!!!!! bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Myballs said...
If the mass exodus f4om NYC continues, NY could actually be in play.


In your delusional mind asshole.....How many have to leave the state for that to happen???????LOLOLOLOL

anonymous said...


Blogger Commonsense said...
Good for Ron Desantis, if Rivkees wants to spread pandemic porn


I guess by porn you mean thousands of cases because desantis blew it with masks and opening too early!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA

anonymous said...

By peacefully protesting?


Yep...those peaceful trump people surrounded the BLM with trucks shooting paintballs into the crowd.....LOLOLOLOLOL seems like cramps will defend everything GOP!!!!! Even q anon supporting trump.....asshole

Fact check said...

False

https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2018/oct/24/blog-posting/no-democratic-party-didnt-create-klu-klux-klan/

Dementia said...

85 tweets so far just this morning from Trump.

Joe Biden said...

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1299481889003024384?s=19

The President is responsible for the violence and property damage and looting because he is the President, not me

Joe Biden said...

"BREAKING: DC Cops just smashed the windows out on the BLM van and arrested the occupants—right after clearing Black Lives Matter Plaza with gas + rubber-coated steel bullets, leaving multiple protesters serious injured"

https://twitter.com/wyattreed13/status/1299930129427243009?s=09

Doctor Fauci said...

He's losing his fu*king mind on twitter this morning!��������������������������

Senator Marco Rubio said...

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AUG 29 2020
Miami, FL — U.S. Senate Select Committee on Intelligence Acting Chairman Marco Rubio (R-FL) released the following statement:

“Congressional oversight of intelligence activities now faces a historic crisis.

“Intelligence agencies have a legal obligation to keep Congress informed of their activities. And members of Congress have a legal obligation to not divulge classified information. In my short time as Acting Chair of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, I have witnessed firsthand how this delicate balance has been destroyed.

“We worked collaboratively with intelligence officials to create a process to regularly brief all members of Congress and to regularly inform, with as much detail as possible, the American people on foreign threats to the 2020 election.

“Consistent with our requests, Mr. Evanina, a career member of the intelligence community who has served under both Republican and Democratic presidents, released the first of a planned series of statements to the American public on threats to the 2020 Elections. His reward was to be smeared in vile and personal terms in a letter signed by Democratic leaders of Congress.

“Also consistent with our requests, career officials from various intelligence agencies briefed virtually every member of the House and then the Senate in a series of small group briefings. Yet, before the second day of House briefings had begun, the classified information they had shared was already in the media.

“And in response to widespread bipartisan encouragement, Mr. Evanina issued the most specific and public pre-election foreign threat notification in American history -- a public notice that divulged the names of various actors behind efforts to undermine the 2020 election. And the response from the usual Congressional suspects was to employ their usual tactic, to disingenuously imply that additional and relevant information was being withheld because it was damaging to the President.

“Divulging access to classified information in order to employ it as a political weapon is not only an abuse, it is a serious federal crime with potentially severe consequences on our national security. This situation we now face is due, in no small part, to the willingness of some to commit federal crimes for the purpose of advancing their electoral aims.

“Yet, this grotesque criminal misconduct does not release the intelligence community from fulfilling its legal requirements to respond to Congressional oversight committees and to keep members of Congress fully informed of relevant information on a timely basis. I have spoken to the Director Radcliffe who stated unequivocally that he will continue to fulfill these obligations. In particular, he made explicitly clear that the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence will continue receiving briefings on all oversight topics, including election matters.”

“Democrats and Republicans on our committee will continue to exercise vigorous and thorough oversight over our nation’s intelligence activities in full compliance with our obligations and duties under the law. And we will continue to expect timely and complete information from our intelligence agencies.”

cowardly king obama said...

*** FANTASTIC MORNING !!! ***

PollWatch
@PollWatch2020

1). BREAKING: Democracy Institute shows Trump up nationally and in battlegrounds:

National Popular Vote:
Trump 48
Biden 45

Battlegrounds of FL, IA, MI, MN, PA
Trump 49
Biden 42
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3). DI poll:

Electoral Projection
Trump 319
Biden 219


Someone accidently did a real poll...

Groundhog Day will end for Biden

Anonymous said...



Fact Check: False. All the states that succeeded and eventually formed the Confederacy were dominated by the Democrat party to the point that they were, in effect, states that were under one-party rule. In fact Abraham Lincoln wasn't even on the ballot in these states.

the article the alky posted is so full of contradictions it's laughable. the distinction the idiot author attempts is "well the KKK wasn't officially founded by the official democrat party like officially or anything."

and then the dumb fuck predictably goes straight to the lie - "the parties switched platforms on racism in the 60's."

geezus. what a crock of shit. a good read though. you can tell democrats are concerned with losing some black voters. they publish lies like this to get them to stay on the plantation.




cowardly king obama said...

thebradfordfile™
@thebradfordfile

WOW. President Trump's support among black voters rose 9 points during the GOP convention.

no wonder the KKK dems are so desperate and out in their hoods. Very upset because they OWN blacks.

I'd call this a pretty good RNC convention, maybe historic.

Senator Amy Kubachar of Minnesota said...

The Trump administration blocked my bipartisan election security bill. Now they are denying me the information I need to do my job.

Why? This plays right into Russia’s hands. As Speaker Pelosi once said, with President Trump, “all roads lead to Putin.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/29/us/politics/election-security-intelligence-briefings-congress.html?referringSource=articleShare

Anonymous said...

Cowardly King Obama


1). BREAKING: Democracy Institute shows Trump up nationally and in battlegrounds:

National Popular Vote:
Trump 48
Biden 45

Battlegrounds of FL, IA, MI, MN, PA
Trump 49
Biden 42
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3). DI poll:

Electoral Projection
Trump 319
Biden 219

Someone accidently did a real poll...

Groundhog Day will end for Biden😶

The sudden flip has The Three Idiot Socialist of CHT crapping new ID,'s like Slow Joe Crapping and Pissing his Depends.

cowardly king obama said...

Cliff Sims
@Cliff_Sims

I trust that @Twitter @TwitterSupport @twittersecurity
@TwitterGov will flag this as misinformation, since the briefings will continue in written format in an effort to stop the leaks and manipulation of the facts (like this tweet) that continuously occur after verbal briefings.


Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell

lol. You read a CNN headline and then tweeted without knowing the facts.

The briefings will be in written form rather than verbal. Which is great - because this way politicians won’t get to leak to the cheerleading reporters and spin a tall tale.
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Nope. The written form has the full context. If leaks occur it will either include everything or should be suspect to responsible reporters.

The problem is leaks. And the crisis is partial information leaking.


So Schiff and company can no longer verbally leak verbally.

FANTASTIC !!!

Anonymous said...

The Slow Joe and his Hoe camp have to shutdown the Murdering/Rioting arm of their party.

Anonymous said...



LOL at the chutzpah -

Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Representative Adam B. Schiff of California, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, called the new policy “shameful” and said intelligence officials had also canceled briefings with committees and the full House on election security threats already scheduled for September at the request of Mr. Ratcliffe’s office.


schiff himself is responsible for more leaks than any person on capitol hill.

Ratcliffe should call it "the schiff rule."

Anonymous said...




I_Am_The_Monique
@IAmMonique16
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Aug 28
The video that had everybody talking. More relevant now than when I first uploaded it! 👊😘👇


https://twitter.com/IAmMonique16/status/1299245486231126017

cowardly king obama said...

schiff himself is responsible for more leaks than any person on capitol hill.

And his leaks, when they were not outright LIES (he has immunity) were out of context propaganda. How many times did he stand in front of Congress saying there was Trump/Russia collusion and he had received proof?

There is proof he colluded with "whistleblowers" to advance his false narratives.

Hopefully this will get completely cleared up in the next 4 years.

OBAMAGATE and the coup attempt

cowardly king obama said...

rrb said:

https://twitter.com/IAmMonique16/status/1299245486231126017


FANTASTIC and TRUE

Anonymous said...

"Over its four-day convention, Donald Trump and the Republican Party earned 147.9 million viewers and raised $76 million in cash, reports Fox News.

Over its four-day convention, Rapey Joe Biden and the pro-riot party that wants to confiscate your guns and force nuns to pay for abortions earned only 122 million viewers and raised just $70 million."

anonymous said...

FANTASTIC and TRUE

TWITTER AND ABJECT BULLSHIT....JUST LIKE YOU AND RAT!!!!!!!

anonymous said...

Blogger KansasDemocrat said...
"Over its four-day convention, Donald Trump and the Republican Party earned 147.9 million viewers and raised $76 million in cash, reports Fox News.

BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!!! Sure goat fucker....

Anonymous said...



And his leaks, when they were not outright LIES (he has immunity) were out of context propaganda. How many times did he stand in front of Congress saying there was Trump/Russia collusion and he had received proof?

damn good thing he has immunity too. no one in the history of our nation has lied to congress more than schiff.

cowardly king obama said...

damn good thing he has immunity too. no one in the history of our nation has lied to congress more than schiff.

between Schiff and the FAKE NEWS "anonymous" sources this nation was fed a deluge of lies and it continues.

Without retraction or correction.

Legacy news is dead.

They destroyed their own credibility.

anonymous said...

was fed a deluge of lies and it continues.



Like mexico paid for the wall, the best health care coverage in the world.....a roaring economy...covid will disappear by june 180k dead is not bad......BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

anonymous said...


Blogger KansasDemocrat said...
Cowardly King Obama


1). BREAKING: Democracy Institute shows Trump up nationally



BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Keep praying idiots.....that is the best shot you got with the upside down bible holding fat ass in chief

Anonymous said...

Column: Democrats play with matches. Does Joe Biden get burned?

The Democrats have been playing with fire for months like foolish, thoughtless kids playing with matches in the hayloft of a barn.

Yet now that the barn is burning around Joe Biden’s presidential campaign, they’re in full panic mode, trying to put that fire out.

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President Donald Trump seeks to take advantage, rightfully wrapping urban violence and Democratic calls to defund police around Biden’s candidacy. Will it hurt Biden in key suburban precincts of vital battleground states like Wisconsin?

It could. And the prospect has caused great wailing and teeth-gnashing among liberal media.

Anonymous said...



Legacy news is dead.


yep. and President Donald J. Trump drove them to suicide.

heh.


Donald J Trump said...

The violence across America is the fault of sleepy Joe! Even though I am the President, my supporters believe me, despite the fact that I am the President.


Thank God for your stunning stupidity!

#MAGA 4 more years!

Steve Miller aka Pool boy said...

Does anyone know the name of the White House pool boy?


#MAGA

The President loves to watch me banging his wife!

Commonsense said...

Hiding behind pseudonyms James is not getting your point accross/

Vladimir Putin said...

The President has made me smile, as I fuck your election day results! Nobody else but the President knows what I am going to do!


Director of National Intelligence will no longer brief Congress in person on foreign election interference.

The Soviet Union will be restored by the President and his withdrawal from NATO alliance

cowardly king obama said...

Now Putin is as dumb and fucked up as the lying POS "pastor" james

He's upset that Schiff can no longer leak without providing full context which he will have.

ROFLMFAO !!!

Commonsense said...

Then again maybe it's Roger in hiding. Their styles are so similar.

And it would be just the cowardly thing Roger would do after declaring he was leaving the blog forever.

cowardly king obama said...

Leah ADQRES
@LeahR77

The only business killer Cuomo hasn’t destroyed in NY is
U HAUL

Caliphate4vr said...

Oh it’s the Alky, never had the courage of his convictions

cowardly king obama said...

Commonsense said...
Then again maybe it's Roger in hiding. Their styles are so similar.


My thinking is roger yesterday, james today. Just a guess.

They're both irrelevant old white men with no backbone so it really doesn't matter.

Afraid of their own shadows and showing dementia.

That's why they like Biden.

But no Goddard political liar so it is a blessing so far.

Donald J Trump said...

This man is a wonderful person who will take to arms for me!


https://www.facebook.com/anchoragepress/videos/382204906103515/

Steve Silver said...

His rhetoric may not work again but..

https://youtu.be/2nMm2ByO7w8