Sunday, December 13, 2020

Sunday funnies

























 

54 comments:

anonymous said...

The lunacy of the GOP is complete.....trump will continue to control the non thinking deplorables that will continue the great divides of the country in pursuit of trumps goals of self enrichment and power.....what a sad bunch of fucks you are!!!!!!

Trump cements control of GOP
Officials from all wings of the Republican Party are bending to the president’s will as he undermines the peaceful transfer of power with baseless election challenges.
By Toluse Olorunnipa and Cleve R. Wootson Jr.
Trump and his GOP allies vow to ‘fight on’ after justices reject legal challenge to overturn election

GOP party of spineless old white men!!!!!! Like you Lil Schitty!!!!

anonymous said...

11, 2020 at 8:58 a.m. EST
Add to list
America faces a legitimacy crisis. Some 60 million Republicans deny Joe Biden’s victory. In an Economist-YouGov poll two weeks ago, 78 percent of President Trump’s voters claimed that the presidential election was unfair, 75 percent believed that the transition process should not begin and 79 percent said Trump should not concede. The president welcomes this belief and pressures local officials to reverse the outcome. Congressional Republicans support him. Parts of the country are filled with “Stop the steal” protests. Rush Limbaugh talks about secession. Will Republicans ever believe that the Biden administration rightfully holds power?

My exact sentiments for the slurpers here!!!!! Rat et al will all subscribe to the belief that Joe did not win shit....and with trump blowing the dog whistle, you all will jump on board and impede everything the administration will try!!!!! 70 million idiots voted for trump.....he lost in spite of his stacked supreme court following the law!!!!! Hold my beer....gonna be a bumpy ride that you all will cause!!!!!!

anonymous said...

The depth of the GOP's stupidity is infinite.....With assholes like this in congress.....nothing will move forward, only back to the dark ages!!!!!!!


Looking out at the largely-maskless throng of attendees at a pro-Trump rally in Washington, D.C., on Saturday, Republican congressman-elect Bob Good dismissed the coronavirus pandemic as “phony” and lauded the crowd as “a group of people that gets it.”

“I can’t tell you how great it is to look out there and see your faces,” said Good, who won Virginia’s 5th Congressional District seat last month. “This looks like a group of people that gets it. This is a phony pandemic.”

“It’s a serious virus, but it’s a virus, it’s not a pandemic,” continued Good, who was wearing a Trump 2020 hat but no mask.

Good’s remarks come as the United States reports record-breaking COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations and deaths. On Wednesday, at least 3,124 people in the U.S. died from the coronavirus. It was the first time that the daily death toll has surpassed 3,000.


Thousands of Trump supporters — including members of the far-right Proud Boys group — gathered in D.C. on Saturday to protest the outcome of the presidential election, which Trump and his followers have claimed, without a shred of evidence, was “rigged.”

Good was among a handful of public figures who showed up in person to the pro-Trump demonstrations to lend support. Others included Trump’s former national security adviser Michael Flynn, who was pardoned by the president last month after pleading guilty to lying to the FBI; conspiracy theorist Alex Jones; and MyPillow CEO and controversial Trump donor Mike Lindell.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

President Trump said in an interview broadcast early Sunday that his attempts to overturn the vote are “not over.”

In the “Fox & Friends Weekend” interview recorded Saturday, Brian Kilmeade asked the president whether his challenges to election results were “over” after the Supreme Court on Friday rejected a Texas lawsuit seeking to toss the results in four states.

“No, it’s not over. We keep going. And we’re going to continue to go forward,” the president replied.

Trump also continued his broadsides against Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp (R) for refusing to overturn Biden’s victory in the state, accusing him of harming Sens. Kelly Loeffler (R) and David Perdue (R) in their upcoming Jan. 5 runoffs, which will determine control of the Senate.

“We have a governor, Republican governor that’s worse than a Democrat, he’s terrible and he’s hurting Kelly and David very badly, the senators that are terrific people,” Trump added.

Kilmeade went on to ask how Monday's meeting of the Electoral College, which is expected to elect Joe Biden as the next president, and Congress counting their votes on Jan. 6 would affect Trump’s

“I don’t know. We’re going to speed it up as much as we can. But you can only go so fast. They give us very little time,” Trump said, going on to repeat conspiracy theories about widespread voter fraud. Experts, local officials and Attorney General Bill Barr have all said there is no indication of widespread fraud in the 2020 election.

Asked by Kilmeade if his legal team had proven election fraud, the president responded that “we never get a chance to prove it because a judge will say, 'well, I’m sorry you don’t have standing.' ”

Kilmeade later challenged Trump on the lack of proof of widespread fraud, with Trump insisting “we’ve proven it” without elaborating.

“But no judge has had the courage including the Supreme Court. I am so disappointed in them. No judge including the Supreme Court of the United States has had the courage to allow it to be heard,” he added.

He's grasping at straws

American voters said...

Pfizer vaccine shipments will begin arriving at hospitals around the country tomorrow. Initially single bundles of 975 doses (single) in order to test the delivery logistics. No one wants to see them go bad sitting in a warehouse.

Trump delivered on his goal to have them by end of year. Well done.

anonymous said...


Trump delivered on his goal to have them by end of year


And I thought he promised by the elections......BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Yeah trump also has killed almost 300 k americans.....that certainly is a statistic to be proud of....especially for idiots!!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The Al Gore concession speech 20 years ago today.

https://youtu.be/Xq5YdkYSyEE

American voters said...

The biggest challenge with the Pfizer vaccine is the -70 degrees celcius requirement. The Maderna vaccine will only require -20 Celsius, which is about zero Fahrenheit. Much easier to store.

The astrazececa vaccine, in collaboration with the University of Oxford, will be able to be stored at room temp and only require one dose. The others will need two. But the Astra vaccine not quite ready yet. Only 70% effective.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

In November of next year, all of the signatories to the Paris Agreement will meet in Glasgow with a mandate to reduce greenhouse gas emissions much faster than they pledged to do in 2015. What will be new in Glasgow is transparency: By the time the delegates arrive, a new monitoring effort made possible by an array of advanced technologies will have precisely measured the emissions from every major source of greenhouse gases in the world, with most of that data updated every six hours.

With this radical transparency, a result of efforts of a broad coalition of corporations and nonprofits I helped to start called Climate Trace (for tracking real-time atmospheric carbon emissions), countries will have no place to hide when failing to meet their emissions commitments. This precision tracking will replace the erratic, self-reported and often inaccurate data on which past climate agreements were based.

Even then, a speedy phaseout of carbon pollution will require functional democracies. With the casting of a majority of the Electoral College votes on Monday for Mr. Biden, and then his inauguration, we will make a start in restoring America as the country best positioned to lead the world’s struggle to solve the climate crisis.

To do that, we need to deal forthrightly with our shortcomings instead of touting our strengths. That, and that alone, can position the United States to recover the respect of other nations and restore their confidence in America as a reliable partner in the great challenges humankind faces. As in the pandemic, knowledge will be our salvation, but to succeed, we must learn to work together, lest we perish together.

Al Gore shared the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change for his work to slow global warming.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

ANOTHER SUNDAY FUNNY:

"You are a group of people that gets it.”
_________

The ones not wearing masks very well may!

American voters said...

All vaccines are currently intended only for adults. All clinical trials contained only adults. Pfizer has begun studying 12 to 15 year-olds.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Trump did have a successful effort in the middle east.

But his divisive rhetoric and lies will follow him to the grave.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

ANOTHER SUNDAY FUNNY:

Trump Says Election Challenges ‘Not Over’

President Trump told Fox & Friends that his attempts to overturn the vote will continue.

Said Trump: “No, it’s not over. We keep going. And we’re going to continue to go forward. We have numerous local cases.”

He added: “We’re going to speed it up as much as we can, but you can only go so fast. They give us very little time. But we caught them, as you know, as fraudulent, dropping ballots, doing so many things, nobody can even believe it.

“This wasn’t like a close election. You look at Georgia. We won Georgia big. We won Pennsylvania big. We won Wisconsin big. We won it big.”



ANOTHER:
MyPillow Guy Accuses Fox News of Rigging Election

CEO of MyPillow Mike Lindell spoke to the crowd at a pro-Trump march in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, and singled out Fox News as being “in on” a major conspiracy to overthrow Donald Trump.

Said Lindell: “This fraud is real. It’s of epic proportions that this election was stolen.”

He added: “They were going for everything. They were going to take everything we had. Why do you think Fox declared Arizona with only 14% of the vote in? They already knew what they did! They were in on it!”

Now THAT'S a knee slapper!


ANOTHER:
Loeffler Took Photo with KKK Leader

Sen. Kelly Loeffler (R-GA) posed for a photo with Chester Doles, a former KKK leader who now runs the white supremacist American Patriots USA.


STILL ANOTHER:
Trump Allies Eye Long-Shot Election Overturn in Congress

“President Trump lost key swing states by clear margins. His barrage of lawsuits claiming widespread voting fraud has been almost universally dismissed, most recently by the Supreme Court. And on Monday, the Electoral College will formally cast a majority of its votes for President-elect Joe Biden,” the New York Times reports.

“But as the president continues to refuse to concede, a small group of his most loyal backers in Congress are plotting a final-stage challenge on the floor of the House of Representatives in early January to try to reverse Mr. Biden’s victory.

“Constitutional scholars and even members of the president’s own party say the effort is all but certain to fail. But the looming battle on Jan. 6 is likely to culminate in a messy and deeply divisive spectacle that could thrust Vice President Mike Pence into the excruciating position of having to declare once and for all that Mr. Trump has indeed lost the election.”

DEAR, DEAR. FORCED TO TELL THE TRUTH!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

ALSO FUNNY:
Trump Appeals Election Lawsuit to Georgia Supreme Court

“The U.S. Supreme Court Friday dealt a serious blow to President Donald Trump’s effort to win a second term through the courts. But the president is not done with litigation,” the Atlanta Journal Constitution reports.

“In a lawsuit pending in Fulton County Superior Court, Trump seeks to overturn the presidential election results in Georgia. Now he has appealed to the Georgia Supreme Court to get a resolution of the case before Monday, when the Electoral College will formally vote to name Joe Biden the next president.”



ANOTHER KNEE SLAPPER:
Republicans Speechless After Supreme Court Defeat

“A day after President Trump’s stinging defeat in the Supreme Court, Republicans around the country seemed to be having trouble finding the right words,” the New York Times reports.

“The bellicose statements from some quarters that had characterized the postelection period — claims of switched and missing votes, a ‘rigged’ election and even threats of secession from Texas Republicans after the ruling on Friday — had given way to something resembling muted resignation and an acceptance of the inevitable.

“Many were completely silent, even in the face of a tweet from Mr. Trump himself in which he vowed, ‘WE HAVE JUST BEGUN TO FIGHT!!'”

CORRECTION: We have just begun to begin again to begin again to begin again to lose every fight.



But this is NOT funny:
A National Failure

Washington Post: “The year of the coronavirus is ending much as the pandemic began, with overwhelmed hospitals and thousands of deaths each day. There is still no national plan for curbing the spread of the disease, just a hodgepodge of conflicting local and state approaches to everything from shutdowns to masking up.”


NOR IS THIS:
Newly-Elected Lawmaker Calls Pandemic ‘Phony’

Rep.-elect Bob Good (R-VA) called COVID-19 a “phony pandemic” at a rally Saturday.

Said Good: “This looks like a group of people that gets it. This is a phony pandemic. It’s a serious virus, but it’s a virus. It’s not a pandemic.”

And yet:
No ICU Beds Left In Mississippi

The surge of COVID-19 cases in Mississippi has left no intensive care unit beds available across the state and prompted the need for restrictions, the Jackson Clarion Ledger reports.

Myballs said...

No national plan? For the past hour I've been posting about one.

anonymous said...


The Al Gore concession speech 20 years ago today.


And Lamar Alexander was lamenting that fact as an excuse for trump not conceding while tossing in Stacy Abrams not conceding the gov's race 2 years ago....she sure sounded like the INJUN cunt whose they did it first was her only rational to support the R's!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! The more things change, the more they are FUBAR!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

rrb will call her a whore.

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation's top infectious disease expert and a constant presence on TV during the coronavirus pandemic, was asked a blunt question during a forum hosted last week by the National Urban League: "Can you talk about the input of African American scientists in the vaccine process?"

Fauci did not hesitate when giving his answer.

"The very vaccine that's one of the two that has absolutely exquisite levels -- 94 to 95% efficacy against clinical disease and almost 100% efficacy against serious disease that are shown to be clearly safe -- that vaccine was actually developed in my institute's vaccine research center by a team of scientists led by Dr. Barney Graham and his close colleague, Dr. Kizzmekia Corbett, or Kizzy Corbett," Fauci told the forum. "Kizzy is an African American scientist who is right at the forefront of the development of the vaccine."


Myballs said...

Kizzy Corbett has a PhD in microbiology and immunology, bern a research fellow at NIH for over six years and has been published 17 times. This is the type of academic that have been working on vaccines around the country and world. They are not being developed in the basement of the Whitehouse. Hopefully democrat leaders are done telling the country that they're unsafe.

Anonymous said...


Roger Amick said...

rrb will call her a whore.



now why would i do that, alky?

did she rise to prominence on her back with her ankles behind her ears like your beloved Cum-Allah? it doesn't appear to be the case.
She appears to be quite an accomplished young woman, the antithesis of Cum-Allah the whore.:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kizzmekia_Corbett

LOL.

btw, i remain entertained at the fact that i'm still living rent-free in side your gin-soaked skull after all these years.

LOL.

anonymous said...

And rat remains an unaccomplished utopian trump losing asshole with a chip on his shoulders......BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Nice you are living in an unheated double wide in the woods of NY>>>>>.

Anonymous said...



Instead of investigating the claims about Hunter Biden’s Chinese connections, NBC News suppressed the report and attacked the messenger. They carried water for the Biden campaign, and other media outlets followed suit. The American public was largely unaware of this information as Election Day approached, which had an obvious effect on the outcome. Any credible news outlet would at least ask the question: Is anything in this report true? If so, how dangerous is that for America? Instead, a major media company, with an agenda to advance, set out to destroy a researcher and discredit an explosive report that questioned the shady dealings of a major party’s presidential candidate and his family.

Who benefits from that hit piece from NBC News? The Biden-Harris ticket, and the Chinese Communist Party.


https://pjmedia.com/election/jeff-reynolds/2020/12/12/how-nbc-news-helped-the-biden-campaign-ruin-an-innocent-man-and-bury-the-hunter-laptop-story-n1206496


h/t: Glenn Reynolds


Caliphate4vr said...

Kizzy is an African American scientist who is right at the forefront of the development of the vaccine."

So now you support identity medicine?

What a load of crap

Anonymous said...


LOL:


RED FLAG: Paul Krugman is optimistic about the economy.

Obligatory flashbacks: PAUL KRUGMAN ON ELECTION NIGHT 2016: “If the question is when markets will recover, a first-pass answer is never.”

From March: GIVEN HIS TRACK RECORD, THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS: Paul Krugman: Market signaling a ‘permanent recession.’

And from November: ‘It’s a miracle!’ Paul Krugman spotted doing a quick economic one-eighty with ‘Biden boom’ prediction:


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/419821/


Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Myballs said...
No national plan? For the past hour I've been posting about one.
December 13, 2020 at 9:25 AM

JamesNewLeaf says:
So you've been posting as "American Voters"?

Why?

Anonymous said...



So now you support identity medicine?

What a load of crap


indeed.

med schools are now going the way of affirmative action, admitting minorities they would never admit based upon academic achievement.

this is going to get someone killed. a literal sacrifice on the altar of political correctness.

everything liberals touch turns to shit.


Caliphate4vr said...

Maybe I only Italians should listen to Fauci, makes as much sense

Myballs said...

I created American voters a couple years ago to reflect the voice of tens of millions of voters. This is a problem how?

And I note that I tried to initiate an intelligent discussion of the vaccine co.ing out this week and you had nothing of value to add.

Anonymous said...



now why would they do such a thing?

LOL:

Oracle is moving its headquarters from Silicon Valley to Austin, Texas

The coronavirus pandemic has given a number of tech companies an excuse to exit Silicon Valley.


https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/11/oracle-is-moving-its-headquarters-from-silicon-valley-to-austin-texas.html

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Caliphate4vr said...

Maybe I only Italians should listen to Fauci, makes as much sense


yep.

identity politics ruins everything it touches, and the left never seems to grasp that most fundamental concept.

Anonymous said...

Roger and James will take the Vaccines made Possible by Pres. Trump. Literally saving their lives.

Will they be grateful?

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anonymous said...

So now you support identity medicine?

Hey dumb fuck.....Fauci revealed the name as an incentive for blacks to get vaccinated instead of sitting back!!!! Why does it bother you that a scientists name was revealed.....trump takes credit for taking a shit in the morning.....why shouldn't a real science break through be noted???? Are you really this big of a dumb fucker??????? BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!


And once again. POS PJ media spreading bullshit and lies that rat swallows!!!!!!!!! You really need a new hobby.....like goat fucking or something.....!!!!!

Anonymous said...


Why does it bother you that a scientists name was revealed.....


learn to follow a thread, BWAA.

the alky saw fit to make an issue of her identity. no one else.



Johnathan Last said...

Earlier this week, we reported about the lawsuit filed by Matthew DePerno of DePerno Law on behalf of Central Lake resident William Bailey. In addition to thousands of votes that were flipped from President Trump to Democrat candidate Joe Biden, Bailey was concerned about ballots that were re-run through the Dominion tabulator machine after a 262-262 tie on a vote a ballot initiative that would allow a marijuana establishment to be located within the Village of Central Lake.

While ballots were being inserted into the machine, 3 of the ballots were destroyed and were not placed through the tabulator. At the conclusion of the recount by the tabulating machine and with three fewer votes, the result was 262-261, and the initiative passed. Of course, this result could only be possible after 3 of the ballots were destroyed.

Caliphate4vr said...

Again Jonathan Last can’t spell his own fucking name.

And fatty seeks attention, as always, because his life is so fucking pathetic

anonymous said...


And I note that I tried to initiate an intelligent discussion


Now that is certainly amusing.....BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 2 things you and the GOP are noted for......lies and misinformation !!!!!!! Intelligent discussion from you is an oxymoron.....heavy on the moron!!!!

anonymous said...

And our mouth of the south shitting his brains again!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Pathetic is your whole being.....keep digging loser with nothing to add!!!!!!!!

American voters said...

Read my posts. What was misinformation? I posted on the vaccine distribution. Don't just knee jerk your ignorance yet again.

Anonymous said...

The Dark Winter Presidency.
Winning.
BLM/NFL viewership down by 1/3 over last year killing Jobs.

Anonymous said...

James, why post as "American voter"?

Myballs said...

I am American voters

Joe Hoft The Gateway Pundit said...

We were right – of course Biden stole the election by millions of votes.

We all knew Joe Biden was the worst candidate in US history.  We are not aware of a single Democrat who would argue this or who has.  Biden is senile and likely the oldest candidate in history.  He has a corrupt past with family dealings in China and the Ukraine and other countries where he and his family made literally billions at the expense of tax paying Americans.  Although there are no notable policies Biden can claim in his nearly half century in politics, President Barack Obama had horrible policies like Obamacare that are very much disliked across the country and Biden was his VP and therefore he’s associated to these horrible policies.  Biden had nothing and it showed in the enthusiasm in his campaign and it still does.

Anonymous said...



LOL:

Then, shortly after the co-hosts began discussing potential running mates for the former vice president with ABC News correspondent Jon Karl, Goldberg began, “I’m hoping Dr. Jill becomes the surgeon general, his wife.”

“Joe Biden’s wife. She would never do it but, yeah, she’s a hell of a doctor. She’s an amazing doctor,” she went on, earning some scattered applause from the audience.


https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/485976-whoopi-pitches-jill-biden-as-surgeon-general


fucking moron.



Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Kputz Miami is kicking ass off the Chiefs!

Jeff Reynolds said...

Hunter Biden was the October Surprise that wasn’t. A report so explosive, so potentially damaging, so dangerous for national security that it should have destroyed Joe Biden’s bid for the White House. In any other election, fleets of investigative reporters would have been unleashed to verify the claims in the report. Instead, in the ultimate expression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, a major media company set out to personally destroy the man who they thought put the report together and thereby discredit the report to the point that the entire media complex in America took turns ridiculing the story instead of investigating it. The results could have dire implications for national security.

But hey, at least they got rid of the Bad Orange Man.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

When President Biden proposes a recovery plan, the Republicans will follow the same steps, and try to make sure that he has one term.

That's why the Democrats have to win in Georgia runoffs.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

rrb will call him a never Trumper.

Karl Rove was on Fox News Sunday Funnies.

“If his goal is to lay the predicate to come back in 2024 and run again, he’s helping himself at least gain the nomination.” Rove said, “But I think in the long run, he’s not helping himself or the country. America likes comebacks, but they don’t like sore losers. And he is on the edge of looking like a sore loser and probably will look like it after January 6th.”

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

My friend Tony Corrente is the referee for the Los Angeles Chargers vs Atlanta

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

She has a PhD. People referred to Dr. Henry Kissinger despite not being a medical doctor .

Caliphate4vr said...

WTF??

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

I just watched SNL Bruce Springsteen and his band were awesome. And now that Fox news is a traitor they said Newmax and Sportsmax are Weathermax would tell the truth

The New York Jets were undefeated.

Great news! Million of real Americans are switching from Fox News to Newsmax because Newsmax tells them the truth, that Donald Trump could still win this election,” a promo at the start of the skit said. “And because of our recent success, we are launching Sportsmax. Sportsmax is a network for real Jets fans, giving you the truth about America’s favorite football team.”

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While Jets are currently 0-12 for the season, a Sportsmax pundit (Beck Bennett) claimed that they have won 11 games. He examined one of Jets’ losses and declares that the New York team actually won because they were leading after the first quarter, and then “something suspicious happens” and “the whole game was rigged,” a reference to Trump’s statements that he won states that have been called for Biden because he was leading on Election Night.

Drawing a parallel to White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany’s stack of affidavits on alleged voter fraud, two Jets experts, played by host Timothée Chalamet and Pete Davidson, held up “sworn affidavits from 500 Jets fans who swear they witnessed the Jets win.” They go on to give a speech that echoes more arguments of Trump and his team, followed by a snippet from another Newsmax offshoot, Weathermax. Watch above the video, in which Chalamet is trying hard to keep his flapping fake mustache in place.



It was a parody of Thecoldheartedtruth

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Trump has never believed in American democracy. He was never a student of history. He was never really a patriot.

When he foreshadowed his current behavior in 2016 by refusing to say that he would accept the results of that election as legitimate if he didn’t win, we knew. When he cozied up to the world’s dictators and spurned our allies, we knew. When he winked at hate groups by refusing to immediately and fulsomely condemn them, we knew.

Trump wants to operate a dictatorship behind a veil of democracy. He wants to wield power without winning it legitimately. He wants to manipulate his mob and prioritize it above the masses who oppose him.

Yes, Trump is attempting a coup, whether or not you want to call it that. But, no matter what you choose to call something, it will still be what it is.


Anonymous said...

The Dark Winter Presidency is about to be released upon us.

Anonymous said...

Roger, does your "home" allow you a Christmas tree in your room?