Sunday, January 31, 2021

Sunday Funnies


































50 comments:

anonymous said...

Exceptionally stupid group of humorless cartoons posted by our #1 trump slurper!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! You really need a new hobby Lil Schitty......first try pulling your head out of trumps fat old white ass and grow a set of your own.....LOLOLOLOL

anonymous said...

Why is it that the Right have sooooooo many nut jobs and deniers in its midst????? The american education system seems to be the root cause as it seems to indoctrinate stupidity and hatred....See Marjorie Green.....UGA graduate cum laude!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!

By
Meryl Kornfield
Jan. 30, 2021 at 9:17 p.m. EST
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One of the largest vaccination sites in the country briefly shut down Saturday afternoon because maskless, anti-vaccine protesters blocked the entrance, officials said.
For nearly an hour, thousands of motorists in line to get a coronavirus vaccine shot at Dodger Stadium were stalled as about 50 people demonstrating against immunization efforts caused officials to temporarily close the site’s gates, Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman David Ortiz told The Washington Post. The protest had no impact on the number of shots given Saturday at the site, which can vaccinate 8,000 people a day, Ortiz said.
No arrests were made, according to police.
The protesters, members of anti-vaccine and far-right groups, organized online, according to the Los Angeles Times, which first reported about the closure caused by the “SCAMDEMIC PROTEST/MARCH.”
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“Please refrain from wearing Trump/MAGA attire as we want our statement to resonate with the sheeple,” a social media post for the planned demonstration said, according to the Times.
Dozens of protesters arrived at the site Saturday, many carrying signs with messages undermining efforts to curb infections and calling the pandemic that has killed more than 438,000 Americans a “scam.” “END THE LOCKDOWN,” read one sign. “COVID=SCAM,” another said. One protester wore a Grim Reaper costume. Some shouted and gestured at people waiting in their cars.

Anonymous said...

Very True and funny stuff.

Anonymous said...

To hear them post here, all three of the Socialst Stooges own a EV.

anonymous said...

All trumps attorneys quit before impeachment!!!!! .....wonder why??????? LOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Perfect Socialist
"U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., has cashed in more than $1 million for her daughter through her campaigns since 2003, according to federal election data."

Myballs said...

Is it me or is the print on these getting smaller?

Myballs said...

Roberts wants nothing to do with the impeachment trial. Wonder why.

Anonymous said...

Myballsinthewoodsagain, it's not just you.

Anonymous said...

Roger, a fellow Traveler.
"Biden pick to run unemployment program oversaw $600M in losses to Nigerian fraud scheme: reportLeVine’s transition into a White House role comes amid an unemployment fraud scandal at her department that cost the state over $600 million"

Great Pick by Fucktard Joe.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Insurrection

Jan. 6 Rally Funded by Top Trump Donor, Helped by Alex Jones, Organizers SayPublix Super Markets heiress donated about $300,000 to the Ellipse event; far-right show host pledged seed money, organizers say.


The rally in Washington’s Ellipse that preceded the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol was arranged and funded by a small group including a top Trump campaign fundraiser and donor facilitated by far-right show host Alex Jones.

Mr. Jones personally pledged more than $50,000 in seed money for a planned Jan. 6 event in exchange for a guaranteed “top speaking slot of his choice,” according to a funding document outlining a deal between his company and an early organizer for the event.

Mr. Jones also helped arrange for Julie Jenkins Fancelli, a prominent donor to the Trump campaign and heiress to the Publix Super Markets Inc. chain, to commit about $300,000 through a top fundraising official for former President Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign, according to organizers. Her money paid for the lion’s share of the roughly $500,000 rally at the Ellipse where Mr. Trump spoke.

Another far-right activist and leader of the “Stop the Steal” movement, Ali Alexander, helped coordinate planning with Caroline Wren, a fundraising official who was paid by the Trump campaign for much of 2020 and who was tapped by Ms. Fancelli to organize and fund an event on her behalf, organizers said. On social media, Mr. Alexander had targeted Jan. 6 as a key date for supporters to gather in Washington to contest the 2020-election certification results. The week of the rally, he tweeted a flyer for the event saying: “DC becomes FORT TRUMP starting tomorrow on my orders!”



The Ellipse rally, at which President Trump urged supporters to march to the U.S. Capitol, was lawful and nonviolent. But it served as a jumping-off point for many supporters to head to the Capitol Insurrection! Mr. Trump has been impeached by the Democrat-led House of Representatives, accused of inciting a mob to storm the Capitol with remarks urging supporters to “fight like hell.”

Few details about the funding and organization of the Ellipse event have previously been revealed. Mr. Jones claimed in a video that he paid for a portion of the event but didn’t offer details.

Messrs. Jones and Alexander had been active in the weeks before the event, calling on supporters to oppose the election results and go to the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6. Mr. Alexander, for instance, tweeted on Dec. 30 about the scheduled Jan. 6 count for lawmakers to certify the Electoral College vote at the Capitol, writing: “If they do this, everyone can guess what me and 500,000 others will do to that building.”

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

When you look at these funnies, THIS becomes REALLY funny!

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president-biden-job-approval-7320.html

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Who is the only President never, never, NEVER to get to 50%?

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

WANT ANOTHER LAUGH? TRY THIS--

Five of Trump’s Impeachment Lawyers Quit


“Former President Donald Trump’s five impeachment defense attorneys have left a little more than a week before his trial is set to begin, according to people familiar with the case, amid a disagreement over his legal strategy,” CNN reports.

“It was a dramatic development in the second impeachment trial for Trump, who has struggled to find lawyers willing to take his case. And now, with legal briefs due next week and a trial set to begin only days later, Trump is clinging to his election fraud charade and suddenly finds himself without legal representation.”

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Approval

RCP Average1/20 - 1/28 55%

Rasmussen1/26 - 1/28. 50%

YouGov1/24 - 1/26 52%

Politico1/22 - 1/25 59%

Monmouth1/21 - 1/24 54%

The Hill1/21 - 1/22 63%

Reuters1/20 - 1/21 57%

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/president-biden-job-approval-7320.html

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

A person familiar with the departures told CNN that Trump wanted the attorneys to argue there was mass election fraud and that the election was stolen from him rather than focus on the legality of convicting a president after he's left office. Trump was not receptive to the discussions about how they should proceed in that regard.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

CH "It's all on Biden now "

Latest: Hospitalizations Fall Below 100,000.

The enemy of the people: Wall Street Journal.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Sunday Funnie!!!

Scott will tirade about masking in at least one thousand words only, no scientific evidence that masking is a Democratic hoax.

All travelers and commuters will be required to wear masks on nearly all forms of public transportation and inside transportation hubs, according to a late Friday emergency order from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The mandate, which goes into effect on Tuesday and applies to most everyone over the age of 2, effectively reverses the Trump administration’s policy of leaving the choice to local leaders. It follows an executive order issued by President Biden on Jan. 21, which required passengers to wear face coverings during interstate travel.

Under the new CDC policy, face masks must be worn over the mouth and nose by all travelers on airplanes, ships, trains, subways, buses, taxis, and ride-shares and inside airports, bus or ferry terminals, train and subway stations and seaports.


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/jan-6-rally-funded-by-top-trump-donor-helped-by-alex-jones-organizers-say-11612012063?st=knh5olfa1tbn7nf&reflink=share_mobilewebshare

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Trump wanted his lawyers to say what Republican state election officials, judges, courts, Justice Department officials, and the Supreme Court refused to say.

So his lawyers quit.

But Republican quislings in the House and the Senate and here at coldhearted lack of truth will still say it, though they don't believe it.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/cdc-to-require-masks-on-all-forms-of-public-transportation-11612027813?st=91qxn8xjhd6bod7&reflink=share_mobilewebshare

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

AND NOW, GETTING SERIOUS--

10 Senate Republicans Seek Meeting with Biden

“A group of Senate Republicans is requesting a meeting with President Joe Biden to begin bipartisan negotiations on the next coronavirus relief bill, even as Democratic leaders are prepared this week to go down a path that could pass a new $1.9 trillion coronavirus aid package with all Democratic votes,” Politico reports.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Jillian Anderson
@Jillie_Alexis

The only successful thing that Biden's done in the oval office is make President Trump look better.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

A real Sunday Funny.

The Republicans are following the ex President down into a hole in the ground!


https://m.startribune.com/sack-cartoon-home-sweet-home/600017116/

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Politics · Trending
#BidenLied


You can tell twitter hasn't successfully fixed its algorithm yet to suppress anti-Biden posts.

The swamp will quickly get on this

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

NONSENSE SAYS
The only successful thing that Biden's done in the oval office is make President Trump look better.
____________

JAMES SAYS
By having approval ratings well above 50% while Trump never even got there? Strange way of doing that!
.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

POLITICO:
Secretive Ethics Panel Will Judge Hawley and Cruz
9:58 am
“Former President Donald Trump’s impeachment trial will be conducted on the Senate floor, live on TV. The Senate investigation into Sens. Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley will take place behind closed doors by one of the most secretive committees in Congress.

“After multiple leading Democrats called for the two Republicans to resign, Cruz and Hawley’s challenge to President Joe Biden’s Electoral College win is now tied up in the opaque Senate Ethics Committee. And while Trump’s impeachment trial will conclude quickly, the probe into whether the two senators played a role in inciting the violent Capitol attack will unwind over an interminable timetable with little hint of where it is going.”

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Catturd ™
@catturd2

If Liberals care so much about the environment, why do they use computers and phones to post on social media 24/7?

I guess their need to tweet is way more important than saving the planet.

BTW - any troll replying to this tweet is using dirty coal and hates Mother Earth.


And quote FAKE NEWS POLLS that just finished getting crushed despite a fraudulent 2020 election. Like Republicans won 27/28 swing House seats...

And with Trump leading the swing states stopped counting, for fake reasons. Trump impeachment will be a chance for the public to see evidence for the first time.

As long as Trump controls his "lawyers"

ROFLMFAO !!!

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1355715529143709698

LMAO. Democrats have complete control and are not giving a penny more in direct stimulus checks than Trump wanted to.

They're gonna bail out their states, pay back campaign donors, and fund insane pork projects.

The swamp reigns again.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Nikki Haley
https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley/status/1355573999368073219

San Francisco shows the left is taking American culture backward. The school board just voted to rename 44 schools on social justice grounds. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson & Abraham Lincoln have been thrown out. Meanwhile, the board has no plan to actually reopen schools.

Well in California schools are just indoctrination camps anyway

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Robert J. O'Neill
https://mobile.twitter.com/mchooyah/status/1355865163296092162



Instead of giving al Qaeda the vaccine, why don’t we just kill them?

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The whack job Commander-in-Thief Biden and CH will follow the Same path

BBC White House reporter

President Biden may have called for unity but he's also trying to quickly dismantle Trump's legacy. How has his busy first full week gone down with conservative media?

"They are coming for us," Newsmax's Greg Kelly warned his viewers this week.

Joe Biden and the other liberals in Washington were trying "to cancel us and what we stand for", Kelly explained, just like Donald Trump said they would.

For those unfamiliar with the conservative media landscape, his warning might have sounded melodramatic.

But Kelly knows his audience - and how to tap into their deep unease about where Biden will take America, economically and culturally.

People in places like Kansas, Oklahoma and other Republican-leaning states worry openly about the government trying to control their lives, and to take away their livelihoods.

And in Biden's flurry of executive orders - he's signed more than three dozen already including ones on LGBT rights, racial justice, immigration and the environment - the president has provided his critics on the right with plenty of ammunition.

Biden is trying to "radically change the nature of the country", said conservative commentator Ben Shapiro. He warned listeners about a coming "dictatorship", one that could be orchestrated through his presidential orders.

Shapiro took aim at the president's push for racial equity, and a decision to revoke an order, signed by Trump, that prohibited federal funding for workplace training that urges employees to acknowledge concepts like white supremacy and white privilege

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Kanekoa

CAMERA SHOT: https://gab.com/KanekoaTheGreat/posts/105649198880069987


The Insurrection Will Be Televised❗


Different view of the "insurrection" paints a totally differemct picture.

Sure looks like their were more cameramen than "rioters"

And the video was sure tame, wonder if Trump will show that in his "trial"

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

* there

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Who seems more like a dictator, Trump or Biden?

I would love to see that question answered in a national poll.

rrb said...



the drooling dementia fuck seems to have really put one over on us -

In the flurry of President Joe Biden’s executive orders was one that was almost entirely overlooked but could easily end up having the biggest impact.

The order also seems harmless enough, going by the seemingly innocent title “Modernizing Regulatory Review.” Except this order isn’t about modernizing regulations. It’s about unleashing the regulatory state with a ferocity never before seen in this country.

Biden’s order – which didn’t get released to the press until late in the evening of his first day – aims to effectively toss the cost-benefit analysis that for many decades has served as at least a modest brake on the ambitions of regulators. In the past, regulations where the cost of compliance far exceeded the benefits could be stymied by the White House Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs.

Biden wants the review process instead to be “a tool to affirmatively promote regulations” and “to ensure swift and effective federal action” on everything from the pandemic, to the economy, to racial inequality, to the “undeniable reality and accelerating threat of climate change.” In other words … everything.


Clyde Wayne Crews, a regulation expert at the Competitive Enterprise Institute, said that Biden’s order is “likely to do away with cost-benefit analysis by elevating unquantifiable aims as benefits and deny costs of regulation altogether.” In doing so, it will “put weight on the scales of whether or not to regulate such that the answer will always be in the affirmative.”

The leftist Huffington Post cheered the news, calling Biden’s order “game changing” and saying “the memo could unleash a wave of stronger regulations to reduce income inequality, fight climate change and protect public health. Among left-leaning experts on regulation, it’s a signal that Biden could break with 40 years of conservative policy.”


https://issuesinsights.com/2021/01/29/bidens-worst-executive-order-went-almost-entirely-unnoticed/


and this fucking retard is just getting started.




Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

TerrenceKWilliams
https://gab.com/TerrenceKWilliams/posts/105646860283191591

Liberals are claiming that the 80 million people who supposedly voted for Joe Biden are not all following him on social and not talking highly about him is because they like to keep their personal political opinions to themselves

I don’t believe it, who’s with me


there were signs...

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Re: 9:22
See the first post in the next thread down.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Rat's 9:26 is DELIGHTFUL reading.
Thanks, rat. The future of our country keeps looking brighter.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


JamesNewLeaf said...
Who seems more like a dictator, Trump or Biden?

I would love to see that question answered in a national poll.


Well let's just ask Joe since we know most polls are FAKE NEWS

Tom Elliott
VIDEO: https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1354035368211984390
.
@JoeBiden in October: “I have this strange notion, we are a democracy … if you can’t get the votes … you can’t [legislate] by executive order unless you’re a dictator. We’re a democracy. We need consensus."


42 executive orders and no consensus later...

Of course the video was Joe speaking without reading from a teleprompter and not controlled by his handlers, but just a month before the election

The Chinese must have been very upset.

rrb said...


also from my link:


The Trump administration’s Council of Economic Advisers calculated that the deregulatory measures taken over the past four years saved households an average of $3,100 a year. And while there’s some debate over the extent of the benefits from Trump’s efforts, the undeniable fact is that he slowed the regulatory current.

Even so, the regulatory state today imposes $1.9 trillion in costs, according to CEI. That is an enormous hidden tax on families. In fact, if our regulatory state were a country, it would be bigger than Canada’s entire economy. The idea that we are getting more than $1.9 trillion in health and safety benefits from these rules is laughable.



and the pederast squees with glee at the prospect of middle class families being burdened AGAIN and UNNECESSARILY with over $3K in annual expenses.

i always knew you were a fucking idiot pederast. what i did not know until know was the severity of your idiocy.

and you claim to be a man of God, yet you exhibit such depraved indifference to your fellow man. huh. we can't reconcile that either.



Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

It's all Biden's fault!

The past few weeks in the United States have been the deadliest of the coronavirus pandemic, and residents in a majority of counties remain at an extremely high risk of contracting the virus. At the same time, transmission seems to be slowing throughout the country, with the number of new average cases 40 percent lower on Jan. 29 than at the U.S. peak three weeks earlier.

The decline started on January 20th.

rrb said...

we're being lied to, BIGLY.:


During the second week in January, 23 people tested positive for the flu in the United States.

More than 14,657 tested positive for the flu during the same time last year, before the coronavirus pandemic took hold.

“It’s crazy,” Lynnette Brammer, who leads the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Domestic Influenza Surveillance team, told The Washington Post. “This is my 30th flu season. I never would have expected to see flu activity this low.”

For the week ending January 16, the CDC reported low or minimal flu activity in almost every state and territory.

Last year, flu activity was high in 44 states that week, plus Puerto Rico and New York City. Only one state, New Hampshire, had minimal flu activity.



https://weather.com/health/cold-flu/news/2021-01-13-flu-cases-coronavirus


you don't need guns to oppress and control a people. you just need LIES. great big extraordinary giant fucking LIES.

lies about a flu virus that lead to lies about the necessity of mail in ballots that facilitate a giant fucking STEAL, that install a drooling fucking dementia patient as your clueless leader.

and a Republican party who is complicit by their inaction needs to die.

my voter registration paperwork disposing of my GOP registration was mailed out last week. and everyone I know who was also registered GOP has done the same.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

The Hill
@thehill

Trump donor, Alex Jones played key role in funding for Jan. 6 rally: report http://hill.cm/6rxLmTA

SETH WEATHERS
https://twitter.com/sethweathers/status/1355794899828953088

The media is trash

Headlines like this is why nobody trust them

This guy was on a bull horn pleading with the people attacking the Capitol to stop


FAKE NEWS

enemy of the people

rrb said...



The decline started on January 20th.

LMAO.

of course it did, alky. of course it did.

we all called THAT six fucking months ago. the miracle of the virus decline perfectly aligning with the installation of the drooling retard dementia patient.

LOL. right on fucking schedule.

rrb said...



coming soon to a US city near you -

An Edmonton pastor may have found out the hard way Thursday night about Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s new travel restrictions during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Trudeau announced Friday morning all returning travellers into the country must go to a government isolation centre where another COVID-19 test will be taken. If a passenger tests negative, they will be allowed to return home for a strictly-enforced another 11 days. Those testing positive will be taken to another government facility for the rest of their 14-day quarantine.

Trudeau said it will cost each traveler about $2,000 for the cost of the test, accommodations and food.

The new rules weren’t even announced yet Thursday night, but it appears officials at YYC were ready.

“(My wife Nikki) arrived in Calgary tonight and when she got there she was greeted by a Police Officer and an AHS official,” wrote Pastor Chris Mathis on his Facebook page.

“They rejected her results and told her she needed to go immediately to an isolation facility. She was told if she resisted she would be arrested. She called me, and I immediately asked to talk with the officer. I talked with both a police officer and the AHS official, they reiterated what she had said to me. I asked for the address of where she would be, they said they could not give me the location address as it was confidential.


https://westernstandardonline.com/2021/01/calgary-police-take-travelling-woman-into-mandatory-isolation-but-refuse-to-tell-family-where-she-is/


Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Trudeau said it will cost each traveler about $2,000 for the cost of the test, accommodations and food.

That must be the test you take up the ass, soon to be called the Biden test

anonymous said...

The closest the chickenshit Asa Hutchinson would come to saying Marjorie Greene should be censored was"HE WOULD NOT VOTE FOR HER!!!!!!!!! No wonder why the party of lincoln is going down the Trump fat assed Shitter!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!!!! Spineless hacks who hate out country by embracing trump!!!!!!

anonymous said...


Trudeau announced Friday

THATS HOW YOU LEAD......BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Unlike trump who based his COVID policy on WISH MANAGEMENT, THAT IT WOULD MIRACULOUSLY GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!! God you are a dumb shit!!!!!


anonymous said...


you don't need guns to oppress and control a people. you just need LIES.



BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! What we don't need is dumb fucks like you screaming fake news!!!!!!! Flu is down this year because of what I posted last week on the same subject!!!!!! Mask use and people avoiding people.....simple even a fucking idiot like you rat, can understand!!!!!!!!!!