Sunday, April 25, 2021

Sunday Funnies


























45 comments:

anonymous said...

Miss him yet?????? BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!

Miss him like food poisoning stomach cramps.....LOLOLOLOL>.....>Bad week for the GOP as more and more leave the party for better pastures.......Biden polls soar over trumps especially on the virus response....Now all trump should do is a PSA telling his idiot followers to get a shot so that ALL AMERICANS CAN GET BACK TO SOME SENSE OF NORMALCYL..!!!!!! Instead Mar A Lardo plays golf and tries to keep power!!!!!!!

Rasmussen RINO said...

Approval Disapproval Difference
Rasmussen4/20 - 4/22 52% 46% +6

Truthseeker said...

Shocker of shockers: Fauci isn’t perfect. But he has been perfectly sincere, perfectly patient, a professional standing resolutely outside so many of the worst currents of American life. More than that, he has been essential. We owe him an immeasurable debt of gratitude, not the mind-boggling magnitude of grief that he gets.

If anything, that grief has grown more intense of late. It was on garish display during a House hearing just over a week ago, when Representative Jim Jordan, doing a fan dance for Fox News, tore into Fauci as a doomsday addict less intent on saving people’s lives than on scrapping people’s liberties.

“Dr. Fauci, when is the time?” Jordan, an Ohio Republican, asked, meaning the moment when we can all start behaving as if nobody’s getting infected or dying anymore. (For the record, on a given day, more than 60,000 Americans are still testing positive for the coronavirus and an average of 700 lose their lives to Covid-19.) “In your written statement, you say now is not the time to pull back on masking, physical distancing and avoiding congregate settings. When is the time? When do Americans get their freedom back?”

Jordan noted angrily that “15 days of ‘slow the spread’ turned into one year of lost liberty.” He made that sound like Fauci’s fault, when the truth is that if more people, including Jordan and many of his constituents, had taken the “slow the spread” period more seriously, the year that followed it would probably have been much less brutal and significantly less deadly. But they were often too busy railing against Fauci to reform their own conduct.

Jordan isn’t some grandstanding outlier. He’s an emblem and instrument of widespread fury within his party, where the demonization of Fauci hasn’t just survived Donald Trump’s presidency but metastasized since its end.

“Fauci” was a dirty word uttered from the stage of the Conservative Political Action Conference in Florida in February. “Fauci” is a dirty word prevalent in conservative publications. In Breitbart News several days ago, Fauci was dismissively referred to as America’s top “public health celebrity.” “Fauci Fallacies at All-Time High” was a recent headline in The Washington Free Beacon. In the span of one week this month, National Review published articles titled “Anthony Fauci Has Worn Out His Welcome,” “Anthony Fauci’s Misadventures in Fortune-Telling” and “Another Dismal Sunday-Show Circuit for Dr. Fauci.”

Just a few days ago in The Washington Post, Dan Diamond mentioned Fauci antipathy in the opening paragraph of a report about people who refuse to get vaccinations against the coronavirus. The message from one focus group of such people, he noted, was that “if you’re trying to win over skeptics, show us anyone besides Dr. Fauci.”

Philip Bump, one of Diamond’s colleagues at The Post, correctly observed that “Fauci has become what Trump always wanted him to be: the scapegoat for unpopular government recommendations.”

But it’s even bigger and weirder than that. “He doesn’t work for us,” the writer Naomi Wolf said on Fox News on Monday, referring to Fauci and reacting to a $1 million prize given to him by a philanthropy in Israel as a recognition of his, yes, public service. She cast the money as evidence that he was “so conflicted” and not sufficiently guided by concern for the “public health of the American people.”

There’s a lot of this out there, and all of it is out there. We live in times that are viciously partisan and oratorically sloppy — but Fauci is neither.

He’s consistently cool, answering the rants of Jordan, Scott Asshole and others with expert insights and logical analyses.

AKA Thecoldheartedtruth

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


With the DMX monster truck funeral procession and Biden's "tank" moment with the masked zoom call with world leaders I thought you'd run into a funny combining them.

Guess not

Too soon ?

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


So alky posts under a FAKE name using an unattributed FAKE NEWS New York Times opinion citing the FAKE NEWS Washington Post.

Definitely Sunday funnies material

The trifecta

ROFLMFAO !!!

Truth Seeker Detective said...

The counterfeit recount will damage a mushroom.


Republicans' chaotic audit of Arizona ballots for Trump may blow up in their faces: GOP insider

With reports coming in about lack of planning and questionable practices as the GOP-led audit of the 2020 presidential votes in Arizona continues this weekend, questions are being raised over the impact the fumbling attempt to find a Donald Trump victory may have on the future of Arizona's Republican Party.

On Saturday, Trump issued multiple press releases about the recount with the ex-president demanding Republican Gov. Doug Ducey call out the National Guard to protect the "patriots" who are doing the

On Sunday morning, the New York Times reported that the audit has been, at best, chaotic with one critic pointing out the organizers are "making it up as they go along."


According to the Times' Michael Wines, "...when a parade of flatbed trucks last week hauled boxes of voting equipment and 78 pallets containing the 2.1 million ballots of Arizona's largest county to a decrepit local coliseum, it kicked off a seat-of-the-pants, glaringly partisan audit process that seemed more likely to amplify Republican grievances than to put them to rest. Almost half a year after the election Mr. Trump lost, the promised audit has become a snipe hunt for skulduggery that has spanned a court battle, death threats and calls to arrest the elected leadership of Maricopa County, which includes Phoenix."

With Wines noting, "Critics in both parties charge that an effort that began as a way to placate angry Trump voters has become a political embarrassment and another blow to the once-inviolable democratic norm that losers and winners alike honor the results of elections," Steve Gallardo, a Democrat on the Republican-dominated Maricopa Board of Supervisors, added his two cents, wryly noting, "You know the dog that caught the car? The dog doesn't know what to do with it."

Gallardo's comments were echoed by Katie Hobbs, a Democrat who serves as Arizona's secretary of state.

In an email, she wrote, "My concern grows deeper by the hour. It is clear that no one involved in this process knows what they are doing, and they are making it up as they go along."

According to a local pollster with a long history with Arizona Republicans, the chaos and the questions about the audit could come back to hurt the state's GOP.

"I get why they're doing it, because half of the G.O.P. believes there was widespread fraud," explained Mike Noble. "The only problem is, a majority of the electorate doesn't believe there was widespread fraud. The longer they push this the more they're alienating people in the middle."

The Times' Wines added, "But unease about the audit has continued to mushroom. Ms. Hobbs, the secretary of state, asked the state attorney general, Mark Brnovich, a Republican, to investigate the Senate's handling of the procedure, citing a lack of transparency about security of ballots. She noted that some of the Legislature's furthest-right firebrands have had free access to the coliseum even as it remained unclear whether reporters and impartial election experts would be allowed to observe the proceedings."


Myballs said...

Some of these are just too hard to read

Myballs said...

The chaos isn't the audit. It's the dem reaction to it.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


alky doubles down

sweating bullets

New York Times

desperation time

A real audit

The HORROR !!!


Democrats refused to do before installing Biden

by every slight of hand possible.

Not sure what to expect but love the reaction

against transparency



anonymous said...

Anonymous Myballs said...
Some of these are just too hard to read



Anything beyond a second grade reading level is generally too difficult for slurpers like you Ballz......BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

A Random Dude On Twitch Playing Incredible Live Music For An Audience Of Zero Had His Stream Raided By Crypto People And Ended Up With Over $85,000 In Donations

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3359318/a-random-dude-on-twitch-playing-incredible-live-music-for-an-audience-of-zero-had-his-stream-raided-by-crypto-people-and-ended-up-with-over-dollar85000-in-donations

CHT

I know you have some band experience and I don't know if you saw/ heard about it but it's a great story. And some better than average music at parts though I just scattered through the long session.

While you may like the money and relate to the musician I was amazed about the cryprocurrency side. This is literally the tulip craze again. People have amassed huge crypto fortunes and spend money willy nilly.

Their financial advice to the musician was cash out 25% and let the other 75% stay as an "investment". The consensus was that one of the cryptos (dogecoin I think using crypto service sushi???) was going to quadruple in value by year end !!! I call that tuplipmania. The music and crypto trading screens were pretty much on all the time in different windows.

Check it out.

I took in bits and pieces.

Definitely a window into youthful "investing" with some recognizable music.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2021/04/24/chauvin-juror-did-not-say-threats-of-riots-impacted-the-verdict-n368382

Chauvin juror was not intimidated by the threats of riots.


The former coldheartedtruth ignored her.

The nine minutes and twenty nine seconds made it difficult to convict the defense smoke cloud attempt to sow doubt

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Lincoln wearing a MAGA hat is, actually, hilarious.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


If you start at a little short of 2 hours (1:58) and listen for ten minutes you get a good sense of the music and they concurrent crypto trading (A new high !!!) and donations with some really good music...

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3359318/a-random-dude-on-twitch-playing-incredible-live-music-for-an-audience-of-zero-had-his-stream-raided-by-crypto-people-and-ended-up-with-over-dollar85000-in-donations


maybe you can do a broadcast from your garage and pick up some crypto...

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

* the

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Catturd ™

PHOTO:

https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1386268114220838914

What happens if you don't eat enough red meat


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

It took practically no time for a jury to find murderer and officer Derek Chauvin guilty of second-degree murder, third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter of George Floyd. The decision was swift, overwhelming, obvious, and yet, somehow, shocking. Maybe it should not have been such a shock that jurors in the congressional district that elected Rep. Ilhan Omar to Congress ended up making the right decision.

However, as I explain today on my EMERGENCY PODCAST SYSTEM episode of RUMBLE, it is not the norm for these cases against killer cops to go this way. A victory for once! On this episode I issue a blanket warning to all racist and abusive cops that we are coming for them. Thousands of citizen activists across America are going to fight to abolish a sick and cruel system of policing and replace it with a humane and accountable system of Public Safety and Compassion. A professional, college-educated and literate group of public servants who seek to PREVENT crime and help citizens live safely. Public Safety is making sure everyone has food to eat, a roof over their head, great neighborhood public schools, a good paying job for all (and a safety net for those who can’t) and free health care (including mental health) for every human being.

But this one act of accountability in Minnesota is not the massive, revolutionary change we need to address white supremacy, criminal justice reform, and anti-Black racism. How many Black and Brown people are sitting in prison tonight because they were put there by the thousands of Derek Chauvins on our police forces? We must set them all free. This verdict must be a new beginning. This is our moment. We must all be involved and make our voices heard. And finally, again, as I’ve said many times since last May, thank you Darnella Frazier, the courageous teenager who filmed the murder of George Floyd with a steady hand and a ton of courage. Without you, today may never have happened. You have made the most important film of our time. Now it is up to the rest of us to do our job as citizens of this democracy.

Please listen to my podcast today as I say the things that need to be said to the other Dereck Chauvins: Quit now, or start running. You are going to pay for your crimes. But no one will put their knee to your neck or harm you physically in any way. No. No. Because that would make us like you.

My podcast:
Apple: https://apple.co/rumble
Spotify: http://spoti.fi/3v6mRNh

(This photo will be my screensaver for a long time to come.)

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

BUT SERIOUSLY,
More Action, Less Talk Mark Biden’s First 100 Days

Associated Press:
“For any new leader, a lingering pandemic that has killed more than a half-million citizens would be plenty for a first 100 days. But it has been far from the sole preoccupation for the now 78-year-old Biden.

“The oldest person ever elected president is tugging the United States in many new directions at once, right down to its literal foundations —
the concrete of its neglected bridges —
as well as the racial inequities
and partisan poisons tearing at the civil society.
Add to that list: a call for dramatic action to combat climate change.

“He’s doing it without the abrasive noise of the last president
or the charisma of the last two.
Biden’s spontaneity, once a hallmark and sometimes a headache, is rarely seen.
Some say he is a leader for this time: more action, less talk and something for the history books.”

Give HIM that MAGA hat!

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Tim Young
https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1385631735707316232

Remember when we were kids and after school we'd all try to murder each other with knives... some of the boys would also kick women in the head when they were rolling on the concrete... those were the days.


Good times

anonymous said...


What happens if you don't eat enough red meat

YOU BECOME A CAT TURD EATING THIEF!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Most Americans Give Biden Positive Marks

A new Washington Post-ABC News poll finds
52% of adults say they approve of the job President Biden is doing, compared with
42% who disapprove.

At this point in his presidency four years ago, Trump’s rating was nearly the reverse,
with approval at 42%
and disapproval at 53%.

Overall,
34% of Americans say they strongly approve of Biden’s performance, compared with
35% who strongly disapprove.
_______

History will be kind.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

This blog sure does reflect what is wrong with America.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


Remember when Biden said only a dictator could rule using executive orders?

Biden was right.

Now he wants to take his stolen razor thin "victory" and kill of minority rights.

That Dem's were actually using months ago for themselves.


Joe Biden's America

Banana Republic

FAKE NEWS

1984


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

WASHINGTON (AP) — The card tucked in President Joe Biden’s right jacket pocket must weigh a ton. You can see the weight of it on his face when he digs it out, squints and ever-so-slowly reads aloud the latest tally of COVID-19 dead.

Sometimes he’ll stumble on a digit — after all, flubs come with the man. But the message is always clear: The toll of the virus weighs on him constantly, a millstone that helps explain why the typically garrulous politician with the the megawatt smile has often seemed downright dour.

For any new leader, a lingering pandemic that has killed more than a half-million citizens would be plenty for a first 100 days. But it has been far from the sole preoccupation for the now 78-year-old Biden.

The oldest person ever elected president is tugging the United States in many new directions at once, right down to its literal foundations — the concrete of its neglected bridges — as well as the racial inequities and partisan poisons tearing at the civil society. Add to that list: a call for dramatic action to combat climate change.

He’s doing it without the abrasive noise of the last president or the charisma of the last two. Biden’s spontaneity, once a hallmark and sometimes a headache, is rarely seen. Some say he is a leader for this time: more action, less talk and something for the history books.

“This has been a really terrible year,” said Matt Delmont, who teaches civil rights history at Dartmouth College in New Hampshire. “There’s so much. We want a new president to be a light forward. From that perspective, it makes sense that you want to get out of the box fast.”

Biden “sees the virtue of going bigger and bolder,” Delmont said. “It so strongly echoes FDR.”

Few would have bet Joe Biden would ever be uttered in the same breath as Franklin D. Roosevelt. It’s too soon to know whether he deserves to be.

Wisdom comes from experience and again age.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

JamesNewLeaf said...
This blog sure does reflect what is wrong with America.


FACT CHECK - TRUE

Exemplified by the lying, plagiarizing POS "pastor"





Myballs said...

That WaPo ABC poll - only 24% Republican. And still, Biden 3rd lowest since Truman.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Heshmat Alavi

VIDEO:
https://mobile.twitter.com/HeshmatAlavi/status/1216343324283539457

Jan 12 - Tehran, #Iran
Beheshti University
Another view Iranians refusing to disrespect the U.S. & Israeli flags.

Those who do walk on the flags (most likely of the regime's IRGC Basij members) are booed & people begin chanting: "Shame on you!"


Trump brought Middle East peace and united the Arab and Israeli nations and the Iranian people.

Everybody but the the Iranian "leaders"

Biden is quickly pulling the rug out from under that.

Probably getting ready to send pallets of cash.

After all China backs Iran and its terrorists.

And we know where the big guy got lots of money from.

Amazing video

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

For your Sunday viewing enhancement:
[Provided for those
who might not be going to church.]

====== Jesus Laid Bare =========
Imagined Conversations With Jesus

by James Boswell II

If we could talk with him,
what would he think of us?

And how would he want us
to think about him now?


VIDEO [24 minutes]
https://youtu.be/nk75iQ8R2Rw

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


Catturd ™
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1385915874125565952

John Kerry's schedule:

Wakes up - leaves huge mansion, with huge electric bill.

Gets into gas guzzling limo.

Gas guzzling limo takes him to mega gas guzzling private jet.

Takes gas guzzling private jet to Global Warming conference.

Tells us we're destroying the planet.



Well he was the last American to prop up the Iranian regime

and their terrorists

thanks Obama/Biden

the world was a lot more unsafe because of you


Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Ian Miles Cheong

VIDEO:
https://mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1385799931546411008

Steve Jobs put America first and warned of the hollowing out of American industries. He was right.


Trump was bringing American jobs back

Biden is quickly destroying them

replacing with non-sustainable government ones

And HUGE DEBTS


Joe Biden's America

Banana Republic

a huge disaster

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


Mt 7:15 Beware of false prophets. The word "prophet", as used in the Scriptures, means any one who teaches authoritatively the will of God.

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Matthew-7-15/


not sure why that came to me

divine inspiration ?

rrb said...



Biden “sees the virtue of going bigger and bolder,” Delmont said. “It so strongly echoes FDR.”

Indeed it does. The similarities are striking.

FDR went to great lengths to obscure his physical condition from the American public.

Hospice Joe's handlers are going to great lengths to obscure his severe cognitive decline fro the American public.

"Echo's"

Yes, quite.

rrb said...

not sure why that came to me

divine inspiration ?



a natural reaction to being in the presence of such a fucking fraud.

rrb said...


"Systemic racism" laid to waste in 6 minutes.:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeVYuPL25gM&t=34s

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Image from: Picryl.com

David Duke Without The Baggage Rep. Steve Scalise (CKK – LA) steps up to the Craps Table to throw the white dice to explain why majority Black Washington DC cannot become a state. Be prepared for a shock, Gentle Readers, it’s as racist as eff!

In a memo on DC statehood, House Minority Whip Steve Scalise argues against it based on DC's crime rate, claiming the district "can't perform basic governmental duties like protecting its residents from criminals" pic.twitter.com/vwWPkGnV4Q

— Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) April 21, 2021

Snake Eyes!

The blahs are violent is his implication!

(Also, one can look up the crime statics in Scalise’s Louisiana and lo! carjackings happen there, too. Also.)

If there’s one thing we learned from the January 6 Stupid Coup it’s that the DC has limited autonomy …by decree of Congress.

Scalise, having lost that round, throws the white dice again!

Scalise also argues the district is "not ready for statehood" because it "relies heavily on Congress to ensure its financial solvency, and local leaders are not ready for Congress to rescind funding for local projects and initiatives." pic.twitter.com/57LvXHtboE

— Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) April 21, 2021

rrb said...


Rather than just dismissing Scalise's comments as racist, explain where and how he's wrong alky.

Dismissing everything as racist is for cowards and intellectual lightweights.

Try telling us without your usual plagiarism where he is wrong.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

11 “Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 12 Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.
--Jesus
Matthew 5:11-12

"Woe to you when everyone speaks well of you, for that is how they treated the false prophets."
--Jesus
Luke 6:26

rrb said...



Everything is going exactly as I predicted...

MINNEAPOLIS — Black-owned businesses at the intersection where George Floyd was killed by police last year — now known as George Floyd Square — say they are in dire straits.

Black merchants near the once-thriving corner of 38th Street and Chicago Avenue said police have abandoned the blocked-off intersection, creating a dangerous autonomous zone that has seen crime spike and business evaporate.

“The city left me in danger,” the owner of Smoke In The Pit restaurant told The Post Thursday.

“They locked us up on here and left us behind,” said the merchant, who asked to be identified only as Alexander W. for fear of reprisals.

“They left me with no food, no water, nothing to eat,” he said. “The police, fire trucks, can’t come in here.”


https://nypost.com/2021/04/22/black-owned-businesses-struggling-at-george-floyd-square/


LOL. Excellent.




rrb said...




Nothing sends the alky scurrying away like asking him to defend the words of others that he has plagiarized with words of his own.


LOL.


THWAP!!!



Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

rrb said...

"Systemic racism" laid to waste in 6 minutes.:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeVYuPL25gM&t=34s



Yep, roger is white and he has denied being a racist so he is therefore racist.

Of course others here already knew roger was racist.

by his posts

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


Mt 7:15 Beware of false prophets. The word "prophet", as used in the Scriptures, means any one who teaches authoritatively the will of God.

confirmed

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

ALL ZOMBIE MOVIES
BEGIN WITH SOME DUDE
IN A WHITE COAT TELLING US EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL

EXCEPT IN OUR CASE IT WAS
A DUDE IN A DARK COAT
AND RED TIE TELLING US
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10165576542820647&id=890775646

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

WANT TRUTH?
HONEST TRUTH?

https://youtu.be/nk75iQ8R2Rw

Anonymous said...

Do you miss me?

Combined with deaths in the first few months of this year, Covid-19 has now claimed more than half a million lives in the United States. The total number of Covid-19 deaths so far is on track to surpass the toll of the 1918 pandemic, which killed an estimated 675,000 nationwide.

Spot the sloppiness here? The U.S. population in 1918 was about one-third what it is today, which means 657,000 fatalities is way higher than the death rate from COVID today. In other words, the U.S. has become much more robust and resilient over the last century, such that even with obesity and a demographic bulge of of vulnerable elderly, our death rate today is comparatively low. If we had the same death rate as 1918, we’d be on our way to 1.5 million COVID deaths.