Sunday, August 1, 2021

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19 comments:

anonymous said...

Blogger Commonsense said...
Note: Ashely Babbitt was killed while walking through an open window.


First you failed spelling her name and second......BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Yep she was part of the patriotic movement trying to break down a door.....LOLOLOLOLOL

anonymous said...

Very sad how the immature R's staged a mask wearing protest and walked out of the chamber with their chests pushed forward and declaring victory for their freedom!!!!! BWAAAAAAPAAAAAA!!!!1 Wow, they had a WHOLE 2 MORE DAYS in session and not a single one could buck up and follow the idea of protecting others from their stupidity!!!!!!

anonymous said...

Just looked at the cartoons Lil Schitty posted and noted his theme of the vax don't work and all should ignore getting it to prove they are smarter than everyone else!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! More disappointment from our trump slurping anti everything host who now is advocating don't bother, it will go away all by itself it's just the flu mantra....Stupid this deep is the reason this will continue on and on and on.......what a selfish self centered idiot he has become......I guess that's what happens when you marry children!!!!

Detective Roger said...

He has Thecoldheartedtruth infection that has caused serious damage to his mind!

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) told supporters at a campaign event that the “Florida variant” and “freedom variant” of COVID-19 has infected his brain.

Said Gaetz: “You’ve had all the experts say look out for the delta variant or the lambda variant, well next it’ll be the Chi Omega variant or the Pi Kappa Psi variant. I got the Florida variant. I got the freedom variant.”

He added: “It affects the brain. It gets you to think for yourself where you don’t just surrender to the truth that they’re trying to create in corrupt big media.”

He thinks about naked 17 year old girls!

anonymous said...

Floriduh is #1 again with a record number of new covid cases!!!!! Way to go Ron....you are doing a helluva job maintaining peoples rights to be dumb fucks like yourself, banning mask mandates from schools and cities.....Brilliant!!!!!!!

Trumpism Rules said...

Trump: Hero or Villain?

Some say President Donald Trump is a VILLAIN who only won the White House in 2016 because of “Russian collusion,” and then promptly worked to destroy the public’s faith in critical American institutions — like the news media.

Others say he’s an American HERO who unleashed an economic boom and dared to take on the Washington, D.C. “Swamp,” out-of-touch media elites, and Big Tech censors to FIGHT for the American people.

And keep n****s from testifying against the Greatest American Greatness Hero Donald Trump!

anonymous said...

Just got back from shopping and heard from a gal I like that the floriduh numbers are soaring because 'THEY ARE FLYING IN ILLEGALS WHO ARE NOT VACCINATED!!!!!!!!! I guess the rumor mill here is alive and well and there are plenty of morons who are open to any theory, no matter how absurd!!!!! No wonder this will continue unabated until all are sick or dead!!!!! Covid is not a political issue, it is EVERYONE'S PROBLEM AND AS LONG AS HALF THE PEOPLE IN THE US MAINTAIN THERE RIGHT TO BE DUMB, NOTHING WILL CHANGE!!!!! AND LIL SCHITTY PUSHING ANTI VAX AGENDA.....WE ALL SUFFER FROM THE SAME IDIOCY!!!!

Doctor Scott Frankensteen said...

The points of the Nuremberg Code, that Doctor Fauci has adopted for white human experimentation are as follows:

The voluntary consent of the human subject is essential. This means that the person involved should have the legal capacity to give consent; should be so situated as to be able to exercise free power of choice, without the intervention of any element of force, fraud, deceit, duress, over-reaching, or other ulterior form of constraint or coercion; and should have sufficient knowledge and comprehension of the elements of the subject matter involved, as to enable him to make an understanding and enlightened decision.

This latter element requires that, before the acceptance of an affirmative decision by the experimental subject, there should be made known to him the effects upon his health or person, which may come from his participation in the experiment.

The experiment should be such as to yield fruitful results for the good of society, unprocurable by other methods or means of study, and not random and unnecessary in nature.

The experiment should be so designed and based on the results of animal experimentation.! Frogs!


The experiment should be so conducted as to avoid all unnecessary physical and mental suffering and injury.

No experiment should be conducted where there is an a priori reason to believe that death or disabling injury will occur.The degree of risk to be taken should never exceed that determined by the humanitarian importance of the problem to be solved by the experiment.Proper preparations should be made, and adequate facilities provided to protect the experimental subject against even remote possibilities of injury, disability, or death.

The experiment should be conducted only by scientifically qualified persons. Like Doctor Johnson MD


The highest degree of skill and care should be required through all stages of the experiment of those who conduct or engage in the experiment.

During the course of the experiment, the human subject should be at liberty to bring the experiment to an end if he has reached the physical or mental state where continuation of the experiment seems to him to be impossible. 

During the course of the experiment, the scientist in charge must be prepared to terminate the experiment at any stage, if he has probable cause to believe, in the exercise of the good faith, superior skill, and careful judgment required of him that a continuation of the experiment is likely to result in injury, disability, or death to the experimental subject.

Doctor Roger said...

I am writing a prescription for S. Scott Johnson Schizophrenia and Alzheimers Symptoms.

COVID-19 Vaccine: Answers for Dementia Caregivers and People Living with Alzheimer's

COVID-19 Vaccine: Answers for Dementia Caregivers and People Living with Alzheimer's


The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approval of multiple COVID-19 vaccines brings hope to many, especially those living with Alzheimer’s and dementia and their caregivers who have been critically impacted by the pandemic. Learn more about what you can expect from a COVID-19 vaccine.

No, it won't castrate you. Like Tucker Carlson told you



Doctor Fauci said...

My secret agenda was revealed by Scott Johnson.

1:Absolutely do not wear a mask.

2:You must, must, must wear a mask or you’re killing Grandma

3: Don’t leave the house or you’re killing Grandma

4;If you can’t avoid leaving the house, stay at least six feet away from any other human being you see or you’re killing Grandma

5:Wash your hands 20 times a day

6:Do not touch your face or anything else, everGet vaccinated so you don’t have to wear a mask

7:You have to wear a mask even if you’re vaccinated

8:When the above rules change, and then change back, and then change back again, shut up about it or you’re a stupid

9;MAGA-head

10:Don’t forget to vote Democrat!


Commander-in-Thief Biden said...


Moment homeless man screeches like a banshee and attacks a rival with stick during a three-man brawl on Venice Beach as LA's homeless crisis spirals out of control

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9844385/Venice-Beach-homeless-man-screeches-like-banshee-attacks-rival-stick.html

looks like roger really did walk to the beach and isn't spending every woke second here

ROFLMFAO !!!

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

John Lilic ₿ Ξ ∞
https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnLilic/status/1421421120415313926

Remember when Dementia Guy and the Democrats said they wouldn’t evict you before the election and you believed them? Lol not only is your dumb ass getting kicked out but your new landlord is Black Rock, a massive hedge fund and mega donor to President Pudding Brain.


strange how the elite always win

They are in this together

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

A real Doctor vs. Doctor Scott Johnson MD.

"From the standpoint of illness, hospitalization, suffering and death, the unvaccinated are much more vulnerable because the vaccinated are protected from severe illness for the most part, but when you look at the country as a whole. And getting us back to normal, the unvaccinated, by not being vaccinated, are allowing the propagation and the spread of the outbreak which ultimately impacts" Fauci said.

Florida for example has the largest outbreak in history.

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Jack Posobiec
https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1421449755822014466

As Congress Lets Eviction Moratorium End, Pelosi Outrageously Claims, ‘We Only Learned of This Yesterday’


https://ourgoldguy.com/2021/07/30/as-congress-lets-eviction-moratorium-end-pelosi-outrageously-claims-we-only-learned-of-this-yesterday/


Boy did they get rich while doing this politics gig

and some idiots still believe what they say

Commander-in-Thief Biden said...

Maybe With Delta the CDC Will Learn to Count
In Britain, they know 92% of the public has antibodies; here we panic in the dark.

Britain has seen its Delta surge wane rather quickly. And unlike the U.S., it is not flopping around in the half-dark about what’s going on. Thanks to biweekly blood-sample surveys, the U.K. government knows how many people have antibodies from vaccination and/or infection. Thanks to surveys and modeling it also has a good idea how many are currently infected, invariably a multiple of those who get a positive test.

This is infinitely more useful and relevant than any information U.S. authorities produce, a point starting to break through thanks to former FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb’s appearances on CNBC.

Of particular interest are the antibodies of younger Brits, a majority of whom until recent days had yet to be vaccinated. As of June 14, 31.7% between the ages of 16 and 24 reported receiving the vaccine; 59.7% tested positive for Covid antibodies. Because older groups rushed to be vaccinated, this helped authorities understand the extent of natural immunity. For the record, 92% of Brits now show evidence of antibodies.


And America? Weirdly, we had to rely on guerilla statisticians like Youyang Gu of MIT to know how many might have had Covid. Models are imperfect but they bring us closer to the truth than “trackers” that currently highlight a total of 35 million positive tests, when it’s highly probable that at least 130 million Americans have contracted the virus. As for the antibody total that would tell us how near we are to herd immunity, forget it.

Dr. Gottlieb speculated on Friday that, precisely because so many now would be symptomless and not seek testing, it’s possible one million are being infected daily with the Delta variant, about 13 times the confirmed cases.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/delta-variant-covid-19-coronavirus-vaccine-hesitancy-natural-immunity-herd-11627679672

WOW, the UK uses actual science and has already gotten by this latest strain and apparently hit herd immunity

They have completely opened up

The US has Biden and Fauci

We have no idea were we are at and no plan, they may try and lock us down again in the future

we are fucked

anonymous said...

Maybe With Delta the CDC Will Learn to Count


And maybe if you had done a little work you would have discovered that approx 84% of brits have had a vax which would explain the lions share of the 92% positive.....the dumb fucking thief just post headlines that meet his bias......BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

George Carlin Jr. said...


A republican politician dropped in on a farm in Kansas and introduced himself as a Republican candidate

And as he tells it the farmer’s eyes lit up and then he said ‘Wait ’til I get my wife. We’ve never seen a Republican before.’ And a few minutes later he was back with his wife and they asked Prentiss if he wouldn’t give them a speech.


Well he looked around for a kind of a podium something to stand on ” and then the only thing available was a pile of. ‘fertilizer.’ aka cow flatulence So he stepped up on that and made his speech.


And apparently he won them over. And they told him it was the first time they’d ever heard a Republican.

And he says ‘That’s okay. That’s the first time I’ve ever given a Republican speech from a Democratic platform.'”

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

The leader of the Republicans in the house of Representatives has threatened Nancy Pelosi with physical harm.

(CNN)House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy joked at a Saturday night event that it "will be hard not to hit" House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with the speaker's gavel if Republicans take control of the chamber in the 2022 midterms and he becomes speaker.

"I want you to watch Nancy Pelosi hand me that gavel. It will be hard not to hit her with it," McCarthy said in audio posted to Twitter by a Main Street Nashville reporter.

The Republicans should file for divorce from McCarthy.



Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character?

The Count