Sunday, May 1, 2022

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38 comments:

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

What's the difference between Republicans and Ukrainians?

Ukrainians defend their Capitol.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFPHBFL-as

anonymous said...

Could it be????? Like inflation peaking,, Biden's polls seem to be making a recovery, much to the Chagrin of Lil Schtitty and his minions!!!!!!


ADMINISTRATION
Biden’s job approval ticks up to 44 percent: poll
Forty-four percent of voters approve of President Biden’s job performance as he faces crises on several fronts, according to a new Bipartisan Policy Center-commissioned survey from Morning Consult.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...


As Tucker goes, so goes Fox

Mr. Carlson forged a relationship with Lachlan Murdoch, heir apparent of the Fox empire, and cultivated a perception within the network that the two men were close. As his show became the highest-rated cable news program in prime time, Fox looked to its success as a model for a broader transformation.


Inside the network, journalists and commentators clashed over what many saw as a creeping invasion of the news division by allies of the higher-rated, pro-Trump prime-time hosts.

While Mr. Murdoch and Fox executives have often couched their defense of “Tucker Carlson Tonight” as a protection of free inquiry and controversial opinions, Mr. Carlson’s on-air provocations have long been something else: part of a painstaking, data-driven experiment that has succeeded wildly in bolstering Fox’s profit machine against the long-term decline in cable news subscriptions.

According to three former Fox employees, Mr. Carlson was among the network’s most avid consumers of what are known as minute-by-minutes — ratings data on an audience’s real-time ebb and flow. “He is going to double down on the white nationalism because the minute-by-minutes show that the audience eats it up,” said a former employee who worked frequently with Mr. Carlson.

Network executives soon began applying the approach to the daytime news shows. They pitched it as “Moneyball” for television: an audience-first approach to deciding what to cover and how to cover it.

Journalists on Fox’s daytime shows discerned a pattern to what the audience didn’t like: segments featuring Fox’s own reporters, stories deemed unfavorable to Mr. Trump, left-leaning or independent guests. Immigration, on the other hand, was a hit.

Network executives ordered up so much coverage of illegal immigrants or nonwhite Americans caught in acts of crime or violence that some employees referred to it by a grim nickname: “brown menace.”

Sounds like rrb

Anonymous said...

Outstanding Job Scott , funny and true

Anonymous said...

MyballsMay 1, 2022 at 3:37 AM

Clearly Roger has nothing else to do while the rest of us live our busy lives

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...


There's a 'new boogeyman' freaking out Americans susceptible to conspiracy theories.

Following birtherism, PizzaGate, QAnon, Great Replacement, Ch's addiction to Trump and Donald Trump's delusions about election fraud, there is now a "new boogeyman" gaining traction.

"In late 2020, conspiracy theorists started telling everyone who’d listen about a sinister plot called the 'Great Reset.' The global elites of the World Economic Forum (WEF) had either co-opted or outright concocted the COVID-19 pandemic, they falsely claimed. Then world leaders and technocrats, almost all of whom are supposedly active agents or compromised puppets of the Forum, adopted what conspiracists see as senseless and draconian policies, like lockdowns, ostensibly to curb the spread of the virus—but really to destabilize and traumatize the globe," 

Ch created spreadsheets with information cherry pict information on masking and the Capitol riot calling it just another legitimate insurrection.

He probably wears a tinfoil hat!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://twitter.com/rlamick/status/1520743128281411584?t=v4MCT2-w_TG8OBPT8jOAbQ&s=19

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Not funny 😒

The English-language newspaper Kyiv Independent tweeted a graphic showing a tally of Russia’s combat losses caused by Ukraine’s armed forces, using data from the Ukraine military.

According to the indicative estimates, as of 30 April, 23,200 Russian soldiers have been killed since the beginning of the invasion. Losses include the destruction of 190 Russian planes, more than 1,000 tanks, eight naval vessels, about 1,700 small vehicles, almost 2,500 armoured personnel carriers and 436 artillery systems.

Ukraine’s second city, Kharkiv, was hit by more deadly shelling on Saturday while Ukrainian forces made some gains in the surrounding region.

Although Ukraine has retained control of Kharkiv, the city has been repeatedly battered by Moscow’s forces and still faces daily attacks.

One person was killed and five injured in artillery and mortar strikes, Kharkiv’s regional military administration said on the Telegram app.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/30/depleted-russian-units-that-failed-to-take-kyiv-ukraine-are-merging-says-mod

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

FYI for updates the best source Is the Guardian .


James's Fucking Daddy said...



Staff Sergeant Gonell, Aquilino
https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1520386866905767936

I really, really got caught up in the moment to defend the Capitol…no regrets.

Julie Kelly 🇺🇸

Interesting tweet. New body cam footage that shows a DC cop beating Rosanne Boyland, —who was likely already dead after police gassed, shoved protesters in an enclosed tunnel—was released yesterday.

Gonell was in that tunnel. He said he gave her CPR at 4:26 but that’s not true
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No wonder they don't want to release all the video

shows them to be liars

and exposes the truth

which is slowly leaking out until they can create their next false narrative and hoax

Then who in the videos were FBI actors?

and why is state media not demanding to know?

1984

James's Fucking Daddy said...


Aaron Baer
https://twitter.com/JDVance1/status/1520373119810215936

An Ohio pediatrician told me today a 5 year old boy at their hospital was having his penis & testicles removed because the doctors and parents said he was “born in the wrong body.”

I wish we had a media in Ohio that was willing to investigate these clinics. This is a horror show twitter.com/MarinaMedvin/s…


J.D. Vance

This is unbelievably vile. My nearly 5 year old regularly thinks he’s a dinosaur.

We’ll look back on this in 10 years as a form of mass hysteria.

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The democrat party in 2020

hopefully we will still have a country in 10 years and survive them

James's Fucking Daddy said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1520629649809760256


Biden got a standing ovation from the media tonight because they play for the same team--not yours.

James's Fucking Daddy said...

thebradfordfile
https://twitter.com/thebradfordfile/status/1520555645338013697


Biden is giving billions of dollars to a country that paid millions to his crack smoking son while Biden was vice president. This is actually what an impeachment is for.

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Actually tens of billions

An order of magnitude more than NATO is providing

While we are spending trillions of dollars we don't have

Why is that again and how is that fair to Americans ?

especially the poorest

C.H. Truth said...

Roger...

Do you have any evidence that I have stated anything about the "great reset" or is your only argument to blatantly lie... you know like people with no real argument need to do?

Why do you lie so much?

Lie, lie, lie... and not just lie, but do it in such a hateful fashion like you believe your own lies and those lies make you angry?

Maybe you could talk to one of the "doctors" at your facility about your delusions and why they upset you so?

rrb said...

While we are spending trillions of dollars we don't have

Why is that again and how is that fair to Americans ?

especially the poorest


Yep.

As it is with student loan "forgiveness."

Where the mechanics, plumbers, farmers and electricians get to pick up the tab for college professors, doctors and lawyers.

anonymous said...

Blogger KansasDemocrat said...
MyballsMay 1, 2022 at 3:37 AM

Clearly Roger has nothing else to do while the rest of us live our busy lives

Clearly the goat fucker and the ball less loser have nothing exciting in their pathetic lives but to post insults on this POS blog!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

A fraud farmer and an asshole from NY claiming to busy is most amusing!!!!

rrb said...


Roger...

Do you have any evidence that I have stated anything about the "great reset" or is your only argument to blatantly lie... you know like people with no real argument need to do?

Why do you lie so much?

Lie, lie, lie... and not just lie, but do it in such a hateful fashion like you believe your own lies and those lies make you angry?



It's not just the alky. It's EVERY leftist. They must lie, because promoting false narratives is their one and only tradecraft. It's how they survive politically.

And it's exactly why they need a Ministry of Truth to hunt down and silence their political enemies.

anonymous said...

e mechanics, plumbers, farmers and electricians get to pick up the tab for college professors


BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I guess when you are a dumb fucking trump slurper the easiest thing is to blame the teachers which obviously failed in your pathetic life!!!!!!!!

C.H. Truth said...

Denny....

Since Roger is apparently a genius and the only thing that the school system taught him is how to lie, post other people's opinion, and get confused as to how to describe a dairy farm...

Would you consider that a failure?

Or maybe Roger is literally as dumb as he appears rather than as smart as he believes he is?

anonymous said...

BWAAAAAAAAA!!!! And your shit don't stink either, Lil Schitty!!!!!! Lying is yours and the GOP's forte as all you do is run on issues and prevent anything from being done for them!!!!! LOLOLOL I consider you a failure as you have abandoned your kids and moved to be with a child....sorry sport.....look in the mirror if you want to see dumb!!!!!!

James's Fucking Daddy said...



The Washington Post
@washingtonpost

Trump grand jury ending in N.Y. with no charges against ex-president

https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1520151354055999488


roger gets to scream again

and wait to be fed the next false narrative

his mouth is probably already open

rrb said...



Bidenomics, working like a fucking champ -

Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI)

32,977.21

-939.18 (-2.77%)

At close: April 29 04:59PM EDT



So I ask again...

If you set out to intentionally destroy the US, what would you do differently from what the Sloppy Joe an da Ho regime is doing?


James's Fucking Daddy said...



Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr

https://mobile.twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1520420077228732416

Fact check: True


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Unless inflation drops without a recession, this won't change the outcome in November.

Biden’s overall approval rating among voting-age adults is five points higher than in February, when 37 percent of Americans said they approved of his job performance. His disapproval rate is now at 52 percent, slightly lower than February’s 55 percent, but that shift is within the margin of error. He has ticked up among men and women and shown improvement among independents and slight improvement among Democrats — but has made no gains among Republicans.

Still, there is a significant difference in the passions people bring to their assessments of the president. Overall, 42 percent say they strongly disapprove of his job performance, while 21 percent say they strongly approve.

anonymous said...

Funny Lil Schitty.....my last post disappeared into the ether after posting.....I guess saying your shit don't stink and calling you and the GOP liars and pushing issues without solutions got your attention.......Or maybe it was your child bride and your lack of employment is getting to you....Oh well sorry sport....but your incendiary remarks about who is smart is most amusing!!!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/05/01/poll-biden-post-abc/

James's Fucking Daddy said...

Joshua Philipp
https://twitter.com/JoshJPhilipp/status/1520121997459656707


Epoch Times obtained bodycam footage from Jan 6 showing DC police beating an unconscious protester. This could be a felony on the part of the police:
theepochtimes.com

EXCLUSIVE: New Jan. 6 Bodycam Videos Show DC Police Officer Assaulting Unconscious Protester
A District of Columbia police officer used a large wooden stick to strike the body and head of ...

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this is where a protestor died from a "medical condition"

1984


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Several of my posts have disappeared.

James's Fucking Daddy said...


The Real Halfbaked Soars Pundit said...
Several of my posts have disappeared.


Is roger now identifying as a Republican ?

James's Fucking Daddy said...


Tulsi Gabbard 🌺
@TulsiGabbard

VIDEO:
https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1520713806086696960

Biden is just a front man. Obama, April 21: social media censors “don’t go far enough,” so the government needs to step in to do the job. Six days later, Homeland Security rolls out the 'Ministry of Truth' (aka Disinformation Governance Board).


rrb said...

Blogger The Real Halfbaked Soars Pundit said...

Several of my posts have disappeared.


They were never "yours" alky. They were all someone else's shit that you stole.

Therefore, you didn't lose a fucking thing.

And as CH mentioned earlier, on the rare occurrence you DO post something of your own, and always a word salad, it's always a fucking LIE.

So when you net it out, between the plagiarisms and outright 'word salad' LIES, your net contribution around here sits at absolute ZERO.


James's Fucking Daddy said...

Catturd ™
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1520360857007538177


Naming weirdo, lunatic Nina Jankowicz as Disinformation Czar is like putting Colonel Sanders in charge of chicken safety.


James's Fucking Daddy said...


Ironic Effort Poster

VIDEO:
https://mobile.twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/status/1520031514083348481

Sep 26, 2020


Before she was a fierce feminist color revolution debunker, Nina Jankowicz sang erotic Harry Potter songs. I don’t use the word Renaissance Woman too often...


Comfortably Smug

Wtf is this real???

This is the new head of the Ministry of Truth???

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It's real

and real disturbing

1984

Animal Farm

rrb said...




Six years of the corporate media adopting as a core narrative the claim that the Trump-era GOP is full-on racist and "white nationalist," only for Latinos to say they prefer the GOP by 52-39%, and 41% of non-whites saying they intend to vote GOP in 2022.

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1520186212232962048


So in other words, democrats have fucked up so badly they're losing key demographic groups that they've counted on to reliably vote democrat since I was a child.

Good going, democrats.


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Scott doesn't understand why people who disagree with him. He believes that anyone who doesn't agree with him has been brainwashed or gaslighted, by MSM.

Intelligent people have different ideas based upon objectivity and analytical techniques.

He is a prime example of tribalism.

Fortunately, when we started civilization, we started building government systems, we gave the people the power to decide whether to support a particular person or a political philosophy.

Right now the current Republican Party has returned to tribalism, unlike the Republican Party I knew.

I sincerely hope that enough conservatives have the guts to step up like Mike Pence and hundreds of others that you call RINO Republicans even like Governor Noem in South Dakota, who broke away after January 6th in 2020.

Otherwise we are at cross road towards fascism.

James's Fucking Daddy said...


Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence

In contrast to the Democrats’ agenda of decline & decay, Republicans offer a positive agenda focused on the future. That’s why @AmericanFreedom brought together nearly 50 of the brightest stars in the Conservative movement to create the Freedom Agenda.

https://twitter.com/Mike_Pence/status/1518280525005217792

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roger sincerely hopes that enough conservatives have the guts to step up like Mike Pence