Sunday, April 21, 2019

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11 comments:

anonymous said...

The most amusing thing of the day is your idiot in chief and his being smarter than everyone who has perfect memory.....NOT!!!!

And you will keep slurping...

Blessed Easter to all.....


By Peter Baker
April 20, 2019

WASHINGTON — President Trump has boasted at various points that he has “one of the great memories of all time” or even “the world’s greatest memory.”

But the world’s greatest memory failed him repeatedly when prosecutors asked him those classic questions from decades of presidential scandals — what did he know and when did he know it?

Mr. Trump refused for more than a year to be interviewed by the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, and in the end agreed to respond to questions only in writing. Even then, with the help of his lawyers, the president found it difficult to summon details from his presidential campaign in 2016 that might shed light on what happened.

More than 30 times, he told the prosecutors that he had no memory of what they were asking about, employing several formulations to make the same point.
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“I do not remember.”

“I do not recall.”

“I have no recollection.”

“I have no independent recollection.”

“I have no current recollection.”

He did not remember learning about a Trump Tower meeting held in June 2016 by his son, son-in-law and campaign chairman with visiting Russians promising “dirt” on Hillary Clinton from the Russian government. He did not remember being told in advance of Russian hacking of Democratic emails before the stolen messages were posted online.

He did not remember any particular conversations with Roger J. Stone Jr., a longtime adviser, during the last months of the campaign, much less discussions with him about WikiLeaks. He did not remember discussing a possible trip to Russia to promote a proposed tower project in Moscow. He did not remember an invitation from Russia’s deputy prime minister to attend an economic forum in St. Petersburg.

anonymous said...


A beautiful sunrise in the wilds of North Georgia.....after 3 + inches of rain , here comes the sun!!!!! Sure is nice being in this idyllic spot replanting the winter kill with a new crop of annuals and perennials....Iris bed took off and Peonies are spectacular this year...Might even plant a potato to see how they do in this climate....Sure beats floriduh when it comes to variety and colors!!!!

Commonsense said...

Islamic suicide bombers attack several Christian churches during Easter services killing 156 people in Sri Lanka today killing 156 people.

Or as Ilham Omar said: "Sombody did something."

Commonsense said...

The death toll is now 207. For those keeping score that's over four times the number of people killed in the New Zealand Mosque attacks.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

His lawyers told him to say "I don't remember" because he can't be charged with perjury. Pleading with 5th amendment rights is perceived as pleading guilty in the public opinion.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Sunday Funny...


$25M deal over Trump University fraud lawsuits moves forward
By SUDHIN THANAWALA
6 Feb 2018
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — A federal appeals court on Tuesday upheld an agreement requiring President Donald Trump to pay $25 million to settle lawsuits accusing his now-defunct Trump University of fraud.

The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rejected an effort by student Sherri Simpson to opt out of the deal and pursue her own lawsuit.

The move would have derailed the settlement resolving lawsuits that claimed the university pressured students to spend tens of thousands of dollars but then failed to deliver on promises to teach them how to be successful in real estate.

Simpson didn't drop out of the agreement initially and claimed she had the right to do so before it was finalized. A three-judge panel of the court unanimously disagreed, saying neither a notice to affected students nor due process gave her a second chance to opt out.

The court also said U.S. District Judge Gonzalo Curiel had ample reason to approve the deal.

"Both classes of plaintiffs would have faced significant hurdles had they proceeded to trial, including the difficulty of prevailing in a jury trial against either the president-elect (if the trial had proceeded as scheduled) or the sitting president," Judge Jacqueline Nguyen wrote for the panel.

An attorney for Simpson referred comment to another attorney, who did not immediately respond.

The two class-action lawsuits and a civil lawsuit by New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman followed Trump throughout the presidential campaign.

Trump fueled the controversy by repeatedly insinuating that Curiel's Mexican heritage made him biased against Trump. Trump had vowed never to settle but said after the election that he didn't have time for a trial.

The president did not acknowledge any wrongdoing under the terms of the settlement.

In a statement Tuesday, Scheiderman said the 9th Circuit ruling "means that victims of Donald Trump's fraudulent university will soon receive the $25 million in relief they deserve."

Plaintiffs' attorneys have said about 3,730 people will get at least 90 percent of their money back under the deal.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

.@chucktodd : “Do you represent the most truthful client you’ve ever had in Donald Trump?”
@RudyGiuliani : “I represent probably the most important client I’ve ever had … I believe he’s truthful.” #MTP

Anonymous said...



The death toll is now 207. For those keeping score that's over four times the number of people killed in the New Zealand Mosque attacks.

and it won't get a tenth the media coverage.

according to democrats, dead joos and christians is always a good thing.

Anonymous said...




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They were eager to destroy Kavanaugh for getting angry at being falsely accused of rape, and they're eager to destroy Trump for getting angry at being falsely accused of collusion. They sic the FBI on you for spurious reasons and then call you guilty if it bothers you.

https://twitter.com/Doranimated/status/1119014137290481664


in other federal bureau of incompetence news, clint eastwood is directing a movie about richard jewell. the man the FBI destroyed based on zero evidence in connection with the '96 atlanta olympics bombing.

dismantle the FBI, fire every agent, and cancel every one of their pensions.

they're evil, exist only to ruin and destroy, and have no place in a civilized society.

C.H. Truth said...

Roger - you do realize that that ruling is actually a ruling in favor of Trump. He wanted to settle the lawsuit and move on. This person wanted to "opt out" of the settlement and continue to sue on her own.

Judge said no, you must abide by the settlement previously agreed to and she is not going to be allowed to sue on her own. That is a loss for the woman, not for Trump.

Anonymous said...





That is a loss for the woman, not for Trump.



as i've been saying for a while now...


there's stupid, and then there's ALKY stupid.