Sunday, March 29, 2020

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55 comments:

Myballs said...

MI gov witmer announces that her state just received 112K N95 masks from FEMA. Let's see how soon she starts bashingg Trump again.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Well, it worked that time.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

This is no laughing matter.
8,000+ new deaths in Spain in one day.
9,000+ new deaths in Italy in one day.
In one day deaths in America went from 1,000 to 2,000.

So I guess Trump was joking when he said we'd soon be at zero.

Anonymous said...



This is no laughing matter.
8,000+ new deaths in Spain in one day.
9,000+ new deaths in Italy in one day.
In one day deaths in America went from 1,000 to 2,000.
So I guess Trump was joking when he said we'd soon be at zero.




i long for those halcyon days of april '09 - april '10 when we had 60 MILLION infected, 400,000 hospitalized, and over 12,000 dead...

...and because the magic negro was president nobody said a fucking word about any of it.

good times, good times.

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Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

The magic orange man said we'd soon be at zero deaths.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

No, he said zero CASES.

Anonymous said...

Jamestown Death Cultist continues to wish Death on Americans , especially the Church going ones.
Cheerleading for "400,000" Americans to die.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

You are a damn liar. I hope for the best for America.

Anonymous said...



Jamestown Death Cultist continues to wish Death on Americans , especially the Church going ones.


indeed. the pederast swoons over every new fatality report. he is absolutely loving this shit because he's convinced himself that this culminates with the end of donald trump.


Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...


As for me, I would gladly be declared wrong on EVERYthing if that could help us in this time of need.
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CORONAVIRUS DEATH DOUBLED IN TWO DAYS
March 28, 2020 at 7:14 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 114 Comments

Confirmed U.S. coronavirus-related deaths doubled in two days, HITTING g 2,000 ON SATURDAY EVENING, based on reporting from state health departments.

March 28, 2020 at 7:33 PM
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Indy Voter said...
Yeah, it would be wonderful if this flurry of activity put a miraculous stop to the virus, or stopped it before the country needs to go on a Hubei-style lockdown to stamp out the virus, or a fully tested cure and/or vaccine be rolled out in the next 4-6 weeks. I would love to see something like any of these things happen. It won't make me forget Trump's Prince Prospero act from late January until mid-March, but it would be great for the people of this nation.

I'm not under any illusion that any of those things are going to happen, however. We're in for a long ordeal until we come out the other side, with lots of sick people overwhelming hospitals, a precipitous decline in economic activity, and a whole lot of dead Americans (and dead people world-wide).

March 28, 2020 at 8:25 PM

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

I do indeed hope Trump is thrown out of office.
But I can sincerely say that if it would somehow mean less American deaths,
I would disgustedly put up with him being President again.

I do not think that will happen, or should.

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Anonymous said...

Jamestown Death Cultist , I read the post you post in your own hand.
You own your hate and deaths.
Grow up, apologize. 
At my end I will stop kick a mud hole in your ass.
Deal?

Anonymous said...



excellent -

President Trump’s Department of Homeland Security released updated guidelines naming gun manufacturers and retailers as essential on Saturday, which means they are to stay open and operational nationwide during a Chinese coronavirus shutdown.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/28/ttrump-admin-names-gun-makers-retailers-essential-businesses-nationwide/


gun manufacturers in NY were forced to shut down because of asshole cuomo. now these fine people can go back to work.


Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

While Americans die, rrb and KDim swoon over the orange man
who promised we would ALREADY be at zero cases and zero deaths.

anonymous said...

How many more times will the rat loser post the same BULLSHIT about Obama.......God you are dumb!!!

good times, good times.

When will you go back to work?????? BWAAAAAAAA!!!!

anonymous said...

now these fine people can go back to work.

And spread the virus further!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAA!!!!! Yeah asshole....make guns, not virus.....

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Anonymous said...

KansasDemocrat March 29, 2020 at 8:35 AM

I gave Jamestown Cultist a chance .
He failed.

Anonymous said...

As the farmers are kept from planting by non-sence state wide shutdowns.
I love it.

anonymous said...

who promised we would ALREADY be at zero cases and zero deaths.



Just passed 120K cases in case you were wondering..... And his poll numbers keep rising !!!!! I guess crisis is resulting in a fat white man trump bounce!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Where is no-show Joe?
Bernie is still in the hunt.
43 % of Democrats hoping for a "New Entry" for their parties nomination.

Jamestown Death Cultist has "Biden in a landslide"🤣

Anonymous said...

Actually the "Trump bounce" is from Democrats and Independent voters.

C.H. Truth said...

This is no laughing matter.
8,000+ new deaths in Spain in one day.
9,000+ new deaths in Italy in one day.
In one day deaths in America went from 1,000 to 2,00


Who gave you those numbers? Taegan Goddard?

To date Italy has 10,000 deaths (919 was the highest single day)
To date Spain has 6500 deaths (844 was the highest single day)

The United States did not go from 1000 deaths to 2000 in one day. In fact we had just over 900 in two days (350 coming from New York and their Governor who refused to be racist by shutting down international travel a few weeks back. Because NY is that sort of international hub you know.)

Anonymous said...



Just passed 120K cases in case you were wondering.....


0linsky set the bar at 60 MILLION.

it looks like we still have a way to go, eh dumb fuck denny?

anonymous said...

The bar is completely irrelevant to this you dumb fuck.....BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! There was a vaccine for that and a 15 minute test was available within 2 weeks....unlike the millions that are still not available.......But, the dumb fuck will continue to compare oranges and balloons because he ain't smart enough to see the difference!!!!!

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

I see the lying POS "pastor" james has posted the same Goddard and his own shit on 2 threads so I will too.

james the fucking liar said:
In one day deaths in America went from 1,000 to 2,000.

Taegan Goddard deaths doubled in 2 days


American deaths by day each morning from Wed:

802 Wed
1046 Thur
1300 Fri
1711 Sat
2191 now

This is bad. The administration said this was going to be an ugly week. And it has been. But deliberately overstating is EVIL and fighting AGAINST the PRESIDENT and AMERICA.

FUCK OFF PEDERAST and Goddard's political_lire


Obviously the "pastor" is enjoying the worlds misery while claiming otherwise. But it is easy to see what is in his heart by his actions.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

CORRECTION:

This is no laughing matter.
800+ new deaths in Spain in one day.
900+ new deaths in Italy in one day.

But this was correct:
In one day deaths in America went from 1,000 to 2,000.
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More than 2,100 people with the coronavirus have now died in the United States, according to a New York Times database, a figure that has doubled since Thursday and continues to rise sharply as deaths are reported by the dozens or hundreds in New York, New Jersey, Louisiana, Michigan and elsewhere.

Anonymous said...



More than 2,100 people with the coronavirus have now died in the United States, according to a New York Times database

"with" the virus or "from" the virus, pederast?

that is a distinction with a very big difference.

the county where i grew up just recorded their first death related to the virus.

the person was over 80, overweight, with diabetes AND emphysema.

a nasty cold probably would've killed them.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html

The New York Times even gives a running listing of cases and deaths in every
COUNTY of the USA. (Scroll down for it.)

My inflated figures of 8,000 and 9,000 deaths in Spain and Italy per a recent day were based on what I heard on the radio and remembered wrongly. I apologize for that, but am glad things are not THAT bad. Nonetheless, it is frightening that they can report such high death numbers (more than 800 and more than 900) in one day, indicating that their death rate has not yet peaked, and also that the USA had a doubling of deaths in one day, indicating the same.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

James Todaro, MD
@JamesTodaroMD


WHO:

Jan 14: “No clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of coronavirus"

Feb 7: "Masks don't necessarily protect you"

Feb 17: "...extremely cautious using term pandemic"

Mar 23: Treating #COVID19 w/ #Hydroxychloroquine could cause a drug shortage

What's the theme here?


We need to listen to our professional health organizations who rely on the consensus of world health experts and scientists ?

And what's with China sending out all those test kits to many countries that don't work? People were screaming to get them here. If the president hadn't bootstrapped US production we would be totally fucked.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

Well, rrb, the quote is directly from the NYT database.
Parse it how you will, a doubling in the number of USA deaths of people 'with' coronavirus is troubling.

A little higher than your magic orange man's prediction of zero.

C.H. Truth said...

But this was correct:
In one day deaths in America went from 1,000 to 2,000.


Actually it is NOT correct. There were not 1000 deaths in one day. There may have been 1000 deaths between sometime Thursday and sometime later on Saturday...

But unless I am mistaken (correct me if I am wrong) but we have such a things as "Friday" which would be a day that normally falls in between Thursday and Saturday.



Also... the CDC updated their numbers yesterday and had total deaths at 1668 which was an increase of 422. A larger number than what we had seen (around 300) but not 1000.


Moreover, as has been pointed out... much of the increase in these numbers is from our ability to test people who are sitting in the ICU units. Prior to a week or so ago, many of these same people would not have likely been attributed to anything other than normal flu or respiratory illnesses.

Which means that it's the "testing" that is likely causing the increase in numbers more than the disease right now.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

james the fucking POS LIAR doubles down on his LIE:

also that the USA had a doubling of deaths in one day, indicating the same.


you also posted this:

More than 2,100 people with the coronavirus have now died in the United States, according to a New York Times database, a figure that has doubled since Thursday

That's 3 or 4 days depending on how you want to "figure". NOT ONE.

Your WEASELING, LYIING, and FAKE NEWS WATERBOYING is getting real old.

FUCK OFF

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

More than 2,100 people with the coronavirus have now died in the United States, according to a New York Times database, a figure that has doubled since Thursday and continues to rise sharply as deaths are reported by the dozens or hundreds in New York, New Jersey, Louisiana, Michigan and elsewhere.

That is a direct quote from the NYT. I remember reading it when it said that for one day, BUT even if it represents a doubling for Friday and Saturday taken together (today would be too early) a doubling in two days is still VERY frightening.

Definitely more than zero.

Anonymous said...


Which means that it's the "testing" that is likely causing the increase in numbers more than the disease right now.

indeed.

the left is working feverishly to attribute every death in the nation to corona for the sole purpose of bringing political harm to trump.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Well we ALL AGREE (including the POS james) the Goddard and political_lire was wrong here once again. Anybody see a pattern there?

Of course only james is continuing to constantly copy/paste Goddard's blog continuous stream of FAKE NEWS here.

I call it LIES and PROPAGANDA and when you bring it here you own it.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

No, rrb, it's the coronavirus itself that seems to be working feverishly.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

I own up to this:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

And that ain't lies and propaganda.

C.H. Truth said...

the left is working feverishly to attribute every death in the nation to corona for the sole purpose of bringing political harm to trump.

Based on Trump's approval rating, his approval rating on handing the crisis and the most recent General Election polling...

It's not helping.

In fact, it's probably hurting them. If there was one time in the past three years that many people would like the Trump haters to just SHUT THE FUCK UP it's right now, in the middle of a medical crisis.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

rrb said...

Which means that it's the "testing" that is likely causing the increase in numbers more than the disease right now.

indeed.

the left is working feverishly to attribute every death in the nation to corona for the sole purpose of bringing political harm to trump.


Right, there's a big difference between people dying WITH coronavirus and BECAUSE of coronavirus. Obviously it can't be the focus right now with insufficient time and data but we will in the future.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

At this point in a national and world crisis, a President's approval should be skyrocketing. Trump's is not.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

CHT said:
It's not helping.

In fact, it's probably hurting them. If there was one time in the past three years that many people would like the Trump haters to just SHUT THE FUCK UP it's right now, in the middle of a medical crisis


I think he's looking at YOU "pastor"

and your constant stream of spammed or out of your mouth BULLSHIT.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

It’s Too Late to Avoid Disaster
March 29, 2020 at 10:46 am EDT By Taegan Goddard Leave a Comment

Michael Osterholm and Mark Olshaker:
“Our leaders need to begin by stating a number of hard truths about our situation.


"The first is that no matter what we do at this stage, numerous hospitals in the United States will be overrun. Many people, including health care workers, will get sick and some will die.

"And the economy will tank. It’s too late to change any of this now.”

“The second hard truth is that at this stage, any public health response that counts on widespread testing in the United States is doomed to fail. No one planned on the whole world experiencing a health conflagration of this magnitude at once, with the need to test many millions of people at the same time. Political leaders and talking heads should stop proffering the widespread-testing option; it simply won’t be available.

“A third hard truth is that shortages of personal protective equipment — particularly N-95 masks — for health care workers will only get worse in the United States as global need continues to rise precipitously. There is no point holding out the false hope that the Defense Production Act will save the residents of the United States. Not enough manufacturing activities can be converted to produce masks in a matter of weeks.”
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Well Ch, I hope it's not entirely THAT grim. But are these "hard truths" that we may as well acknowledge and face?

Anonymous said...


Well Ch, I hope it's not entirely THAT grim. But are these "hard truths" that we may as well acknowledge and face?


hard truths?

in a NY Times op/ed?

pederast, the op/ed page of the NY Times is the last place any sane individual should go to seek truth. hard or otherwise.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

SOME MORE HARD TRUTHS?
BUT I GUESS THE WALL STREET JOURNAL CANNOT BE TRUTSTED EITHER.

Congress ALREADY Prepping NEXT Relief Bill
March 29, 2020 at 11:10 am EDT By Taegan Goddard Leave a Comment

Wall Street Journal:
“Legislators from both parties, administration officials, economists, think tanks and lobbyists are already roughing out the contours of yet another emergency-spending package—perhaps larger than the last—to try to keep the coronavirus crisis from turning into a 21st-century Great Depression. Many expect the debate to begin in earnest by late April.

“The ideas being floated include extending last week’s package to make the benefits last longer, as well as plugging in likely holes in the hastily assembled bill. One item in particular cited by both President Trump and Democratic leaders is a desire for more money to shore up state government budgets collapsing under lost tax revenues and new spending demands.

“A common theme from economists and legislators across the political spectrum: The latest measure was mainly about keeping U.S. commerce on life support while it endures a medically induced coma. That is, paying businesses and workers revenues and wages lost during the shutdown. A next phase would likely pivot from stabilization to stimulus—providing the patient a robust regimen of physical therapy in an attempt to get the economy back to full health.”

IOW, WE ARE IN DEEP DOO DOO, FOLKS.

Anonymous said...

2019 Deaths by Fire.
2,812

Anonymous said...

4 state have 95 % of the Deaths from Wahun Flu.

Anonymous said...

James given your posts , when will This Flu thingy take you?

Anonymous said...

With the Big Apple now the epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak in the United States, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Sunday that critics should not be "focusing" on "anything looking back on any level of government right now" -- including his previous statements urging his constituents to go about their lives and not worry about the virus.

On Jan. 24, de Blasio said New Yorkers should "continue living as you have"; on Feb. 14 he said, "this should not stop you from going about your life ... from going out to Chinatown and going out to eat"; and on Mar. 13, he reiterated "we wanted people to go on about their lives." The Trump administration restricted travel to China on Jan. 31 in response to the mounting coronavirus threat.

Confronted with those soundbites on CNN's "State of the Union," de Blasio initially downplayed the comments before ultimately acknowledging that the questions were "fair."

"This is just about how we save lives going forward. Everyone was working with the information we had, and trying of course to avoid panic," de Blasio began. "The bottom line is none of us have time to look backwards. I'm trying to figure out how we get through next Sunday, and what we do the week after that.

Anonymous said...



IOW, WE ARE IN DEEP DOO DOO, FOLKS.


yep. doo doo so deep we are giving $25 MILLION to the kennedy center, they instantly STOP paying their musicians, and they turn right around and send $5 MILLION of it to the DNC.

this is how seriously democrats are taking this deep doo doo issue.

anonymous said...

And rat the fucking loser thinks complaining about the kennedy center will help make trump look good!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! So delusional and typical of a dumb fucking R with no future!!!!!

anonymous said...

Blogger KansasDemocrat said...
2019 Deaths by Fire.
2,812


THE GOAT FUCKING IDIOT AGAIN PROVES WHY HE AND TRUMP BOTH SIT ON THEIR BRAINS!!!!!!!