Sunday, May 24, 2020

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47 comments:

anonymous said...

How long before our dumb fuck Lil Shitty jumps on this trump bandwagon setting up the rigged election excuse that will soon be coming???? Now that is funny and predictable!!!!!


By
Elise Viebeck
May 23, 2020 at 2:52 p.m. EDT
The coronavirus pandemic is rapidly transforming this year’s elections, changing the way tens of millions of people cast ballots and putting thousands of election officials at the center of a pitched political fight as they rush to adapt with limited time and funding.
In a watershed moment for American voting, nearly 30 states have changed rules or practices for this year’s primaries or the general election in response to the public health threat posed by covid-19, according to a tally by The Washington Post. The new policies affect roughly 86.6 million registered voters — including more than 40 million people who now have the temporary right to cast an absentee ballot because of the virus.
This striking shift in the voting landscape encompasses nearly every part of the country, red and blue states alike. But with November less than six months away, the largely bipartisan wave of change has been hit by political turbulence as President Trump raises unfounded doubts about the security of voting by mail and threatens to punish states where Democratic leaders are facilitating it.
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Battles over voting in the age of the coronavirus are defining the 2020 presidential cycle, with intense partisan fights over the rules erupting in states such as Wisconsin and Texas. The outcome will shape how easy it will be for people to cast their ballots in November — and in some cases, whether certain mail-in votes will be counted.
Trump escalates campaign to discredit mail balloting, threatening federal funds to two battleground states

As more than two dozen legal battles wend their way through the courts, local and state officials are racing to figure out how to administer the election amid the health crisis, propelled by an unyielding calendar.
“There’s so much debate in Washington, particularly as a result of comments from the president, around the questions: ‘Are people going to be voting by mail?’ ‘Should they be allowed to vote by mail?’ And the fact of the matter is, they’re doing it,” said Larry Norden, director of the Election Reform Program at the Brennan Center for Justice.
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“The election officials have to essentially create a new infrastructure for handling that,” he added. “They prepared for one election and got another.”
Pam Fleming and fellow Lancaster County election committee workers prepare mail-in ballots in Lincoln, Neb., on April 14.
Pam Fleming and fellow Lancaster County election committee workers prepare mail-in ballots in Lincoln, Neb., on April 14. (Nati Harnik/AP)
This year, more than 168 million of the nation’s nearly 198 million registered voters are eligible to vote absentee in either midyear contests or the general election.
In the fall, the country could see a huge surge in mail voting compared with 2016, when more than 33 million ballots were cast absentee or sent in by mail for the general election, about 24 percent of the vote, according to the U.S. Election Assistance Commission.

Commonsense said...

Mail-in ballots have a chain of custody problem. That's why the outside envelopment should be attested to by witnesses and a notery-public. And the only third-party carrier the should be allowed is the US mail.

Still it should only be used if the voter can't go to the polls on the day of the election. And only the person who is qualified to vote should request the ballot.

Myballs said...

Voters can all get out to the supermarket or home depot with no problem. But going to the polls are now an issue for democrats. Bipartisan my ass.

Myballs said...

On AL, Tuberville leads Sessions by 23 points. Sessions was in the senate 20 years. Getting new blood into the US Senate is always I good thing. Trump is right. Sessions should drop out.

anonymous said...


Mail-in ballots have a chain of custody problem.


That sure did not bother you when the military mail in ballots in floriduh were counted in the bush win.......why is that???????

Myballs said...

Because there are no illegal aliens in the military trying to vote.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/05/24/us/us-coronavirus-deaths-100000.html

Anonymous said...

The 2016 Democrat playbook.

"  the rigged election excuse"

Anonymous said...

MyBalls just took fat Denny to the wood shed.

Myballs said...

Yeah how clever of Trump to rig it so Hillary would go the entire campaign without going to Wisconsin and alienate half the electorate by calling them deplorable.

Anonymous said...

Blogger Roger Amick said...

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/05/24/us/us-coronavirus-deaths-100000.html



It’s best to take a closer look at the New York Times’ front page full of coronavirus obituary snippets

Huh, Jordan D. Haynes, 27, of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, is described as “a generous young man with a delightful grin.” News reports, however, also describe a Jordan D. Haynes, 27, of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, as a murder victim found in his car.

But was he infected with COVID-19 when he was murdered? Then it counts.


https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2020/05/23/its-best-to-take-a-closer-look-at-the-new-york-times-front-page-full-of-coronavirus-obituary-snippets/



LOL.

the NY Times front page obituary is fake news. and the alky fell for it.

LOL.

Commonsense said...

Mail-in ballots have a chain of custody problem.
That sure did not bother you when the military mail in ballots in floriduh were counted in the bush win.......why is that??


Because, you know, they were overseas and were physically unable to go to the polls and vote.

That's a stupid hill to die on Denny.

Commonsense said...

On AL, Tuberville leads Sessions by 23 points.

Ex Auburn Football coaches are (to at least half of Alabama) Gods.

anonymous said...

Because, you know, they were overseas and were physically unable to go to the polls and vote.


Which plays right into your chain of custody argument you dumb fuck!!!!!!! Most mail in ballots over the last 60 years were cast due to people being out of state on election day., like trump has done!!!!.....And now you think the chain of custody will be a problem.....You killed yourself asshole!!!!!

anonymous said...

L.

the NY Times front page obituary is fake news. and the alky fell for it.


You mean all those people are not dead???? Maybe they were resurrected in your world....BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I guess the Times was being sarcastic to annoy dumb fucks like you!!!!

Anonymous said...



You mean all those people are not dead????

oh, they're all dead BWAA.

they're just not all dead from COVID.

and that was the whole point of the exercise.

anonymous said...

Because there are no illegal aliens in the military trying to vote.



BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!1 You do realize there are many aliens in the US armed services serving to obtain citizenship don't you or are just another dumb fuck like the goat fucker.....Then because of idiots like you....they serve honorably and then deported because you hate aliens!!!! Very sad!!!!


https://www.military.com/daily-news/2019/04/06/after-serving-military-these-immigrants-are-now-facing-deportation.html

anonymous said...

they're just not all dead from COVID.



BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Another example of rat swallowing trumps nut sack!!!!!!

cowardly king obama said...


See lo iq is spouting off like the desperate ignoramus he is.

First of all for a proper chain of custody at the very least the voter should be the one requesting the ballot. Not millions being sent out willy-nilly. With laws like California's automatic voter registration at the DMV (you have to opt out) and illegal aliens getting drivers licenses the penalty for anyone voting illegally should include automatic deportation. Not a ho-hum attitude and "coaches" showing up at their doorsteps "helping" them fill out their ballots (ballot software now shows who has voted by residence, at least in California). Voting should be easy but also secure. No person should be allowed to "gather" hundreds of ballots. And really everyone requesting a ballot should be checked to see that they are eligible to vote before a ballot is sent out. There should be penalties for requesting without being eligible.

Hopefully Trump will lead in his second term to fix our broken election system once and for all.

Hopefully the New York Times will return to actual journalism or at least pay respect to our servicemen by honoring them on the entire front page on Memorial Day.
They have turned into partisan hacks.

cowardly king obama said...

Oh, and steps, procedures and dates should be in place that allow for election results to be FINALIZED by the next day. American Idol has faster results than our country. Amd probably more accurate.

anonymous said...

And the coward provides 2 new examples what the GOP is dying.....idiots like him being the base.....BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!

anonymous said...


First of all for a proper chain of custody at the very least the voter should be the one requesting the ballot.


Which is required in both Mi and Floriduh in spite of trump thinking otherwise !!!!!!!!! California requires a request for each election.....nice try you dumb fuck!!!!

cowardly king obama said...

Dumb fuck

Five states currently conduct all elections entirely by mail: Colorado, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington and Utah.
At least 21 other states have laws that allow certain smaller elections, such as school board contests, to be conducted by mail. For these elections, all registered voters receive a ballot in the mail. The voter marks the ballot, puts it in a secrecy envelope or sleeve and then into a separate mailing envelope, signs an affidavit on the exterior of the mailing envelope, and returns the package via mail or by dropping it off.

https://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/all-mail-elections.aspx

Two points, With Covid-19 more states are considering all mail elections. And many states have voter rolls that are not up-to-date. In fact they are grossly unreliable.

Calif. Begins Removing 5 Million Inactive Voters on Its Rolls

Los Angeles County has started the process of removing from its registration rolls an estimated 1.5 million inactive voters who have moved, died or become ineligible to cast a ballot, an effort to comply with federal election law and a court settlement with Judicial Watch, a conservative watchdog.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2019/06/20/calif_begins_removing_5_million_inactive_voters_on_its_rolls__140602.html#!

Examples abound in other states...

anonymous said...

Dumb fucking coward apparently cannot read or understand the subject....please try to keep up.....local elections for BOD or town counsels do not mean they will provide ballots to all voters in a general election.... Sad asshole has soooo much trouble reading!!!!!!


Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://youtu.be/UBdpkgfJH9w

cowardly king obama said...

anonymous said...
Dumb fucking coward apparently cannot read or understand the subject....please try to keep up.....local elections for BOD or town counsels do not mean they will provide ballots to all voters in a general election.... Sad asshole has soooo much trouble reading!!!!!!


Dumb fuck

Five states currently conduct all elections entirely by mail: Colorado, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington and Utah.

Do you not understand ALL ELECTIONS ???

Never mind, you understand NOTHING !!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

“The virus is still spreading at epidemic rates in nearly half of U.S. states, with Texas at the top of the list, according to a study by Imperial College London. “There’s evidence that the U.S. is not under control, as an entire country,” Samir Bhatt, a senior lecturer in geostatistics at the college, told The Post.

“There's good news, too: The study found that the virus's spread has slowed to a trickle in some states. But the numbers look grim across much of the South and Midwest. [the “red states”]

Washington Post 5-24-20

C.H. Truth said...

Well Rog...

Texas had 869 new cases yesterday and only 15 deaths.

several states (including Illinois with over 2400 new cases and 75 new deaths) had much more.

The top ten new case states:

Illinois
California
New York
Maryland
Texas
Minnesota
Pennsylvania
Virginia
Massachusetts
Georgia

Only Texas, Minnesota, and Georgia fit the category mentioned. Minnesota is still basically locked down.

New deaths:

New York
New Jersey
Pennsylvania
Ohio
Massachusetts
Illinois
California
Michigan
Connecticut
Florida

Again... almost all of them are east coast or great lake states and most are run by Democrats.


Your WaPo story is a lie, Rog! A distortion of whatever statistic they are trying to torture.

Honest, decent, truthful Rev. said...

When asked in an interview about Joe Biden’s best attribute, Trump replied,
“I would’ve said experience but he doesn’t really have experience because I don’t think he remembers what he did yesterday, so how is that experience?”
__________

Well, Mr. President, you don't seem to remember what you've said from one moment to the next, because you're always contradicting yourself.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

Yes, everyone deserves a break but don’t forget that in 2014, Trump criticized former President Barack Obama for golfing after a second confirmed case of Ebola was reported in the United States. We currently have 1,626,258 b
Million active cases of COVID-19 in America and with almost 100,000 deaths and Trump goes golfing on a weekend when many remember and mourn deaths of loved ones. Perhaps, this wasn’t the most appropriate weekend to take that break. Hmmm, after he deemed churches as “essential”, I wonder if he found time to attend church today, especially since he found time to golf?

Anonymous said...

"That sure did not bother you when the military mail in ballots in floriduh were counted in the bush win.......why is that??"

Fat bottom Girl Denise.

Those would be Active Duty , in a war zone and Adult Dependent.

Every time Dennys gets a chance to swing on the US Military and their Family , he takes it.

Anonymous said...

James, when Alky was homeless and Suicidal, what did you do to help him?

Anonymous said...

Alky, too stupid, Golf is a Religion.

How goes that delivery of your "dream car"? You know the $85,000 Audi A8.

Anonymous said...

California has had lockdown on AA meeting , but left Liqour Stores open.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

BREAKING: Judge Sullivan hiring Hillary-tied lawyer Beth Wilkinson to defend his decision to block DOJ dismissal of Flynn case. Wilkinson defended Hillary aides Cheryl Mills & Heather Samuelson in email case. Wilkinson also close to Comey's GC James Baker

Swampy and deep

Anonymous said...

🤣 What a group of losers.

JAMES'S FUCKING DADDY said...

Roger Amick said...
Yes, everyone deserves a break but don’t forget that in 2014, Trump criticized former President Barack Obama


He was caught on video this year golfing at a private resort not observing social distancing nor "masking" while under stay at home orders. While Michelle was recording a PSA about how important it was to stay at home.

Hypocrisy much ?

Wasn't it in all the news broadcasts ?

Anonymous said...

Former NFL player Jack Brewer said “the mask is off,” reacting on Sunday to former Vice President Joe Biden’s comment during an interview where he said that African-Americans unsure about whether to support him or President Trump "ain't black."

“America can see the real Joe Biden, hopefully all of my African-American brothers and sisters,” Brewer told “


Anonymous said...

JamesFDaddy. nice job of taking broke and broken Roger to the woodshed.

anonymous said...

The dumb goat fucking asshole again posted stupidity with

Former NFL player Jack Brewer said “the mask is off,”

WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE THAT A FORMER NFL PLAYER IS PISSED????????????///?? BTW....your mask is stuck up trumps old white ass and a washed up player that most people do not know!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


anonymous said...

Brewer is a supporter of President Trump, and has gone so far as to call him the "first black president"


BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

anonymous said...


Those would be Active Duty , in a war zone and Adult Dependent.


The goat fucker again shows up a day late and a half a brain short.....TRY TO KEEP UP or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!1 So sad you are nothing more than an old cunt busy body who drinks too much!!!!

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

As the death toll in the novel coronavirus pandemic neared 100,000 Americans this Memorial Day weekend, President Trump derided and insulted perceived enemies and promoted a baseless conspiracy theory, in between rounds of golf.

In a flurry of tweets and retweets Saturday and Sunday, Trump mocked former Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams’s weight, ridiculed the looks of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and called former Democratic presidential rival Hillary Clinton a “skank.”

He revived long-debunked speculation that a television host with whom Trump has feuded may have killed a woman and asserted without evidence that mail-in voting routinely produces ballot-stuffing.

He made little mention of the sacrifice Americans honor on Memorial Day or the grim toll of the virus.
In fact, Trump’s barrage of social media attacks stood in sharp contrast to a sober reality on a weekend for mourning military dead — the number of Americans whose lives have been claimed by the coronavirus has eclipsed the combined total of U.S. deaths from wars in Vietnam, the Persian Gulf, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Coldheartedtruth Teller said...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/on-weekend-dedicated-to-war-dead-trump-tweets-insults-promotes-baseless-claims-and-plays-golf/2020/05/24/a1a79876-9dc3-11ea-9590-1858a893bd59_story.html

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Anonymous said...

Is this right?
CDC Death Rate from the China Virus 0.4 % in the US.

That can't be right.